Rio de Janeiro Reports

[PatmarBeleza1]

So had a great pernoite last night. Nothing new, but still awesome.

Got her at Shalimar at Ave Niemeyer, but we preferred the Botafogo pad, so we came back here, banged at night a few times, banged in the morning a few times. Played Felipe Ret the whole time (and don't tell them hip hop).

So, I came to do the deed, the thing that makes us mongers, pay for play, the subject of this board, men paying women to have sex, and, she kind of looked at me, and leave a tender moment alone, she says, you don't have to pay me.

Love it when that happens.

So, there it is, a top tier 1 terma girl and / or a top freelancer, who fucked for 12 hours, slept, came 3 or 4 times. You don't have to pay me.

Now, good bundinha adds up. I can easily spend 10 k reais a month, sometimes on one girl if I like her, like this one some months. Some months, my pussy bill is like 10 or 20 k reais.

So, a chick who likes to smoke, and smokes and fucks to Felipe Ret, says, you don't have to pay me.

That's dineiro.

Felipe Ret.

Or Lipe.

As to truly be a Carioca, you pretty much just say nada, like you're cool, def cooler than paulistanas, stuck up up tite assholes.

This is some top shelf advice. You can even buy his albums on Amazon Music, if you are old-fashioned enough to buy MP3's.

From his song "There is no poetry without sin", the first line: "Meu rap arria as calcinha" -- My rap drops panties. Dude is legit.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Darth,

You have a talent for summarizing the truth in but a few words. Ret' poetry is indeed sinful, as is the bundinha of Meier's finest morena branca's who take my cock in their tight asshole in Motel Megara; two hours of Felipe Ret on your smartphone playing out from a JBL Flip3 is the som which will get Nicole -- don't tell them (the real name)- orgasm, along with the Nymph vibe shoved hard against her clit while I anally violate her for almost 3.5 hours of a two hour session.

That aside Vader, the rebels shall smite you down with the Force!

Your command of Portuguese, your taste in sex toys, your way with words are but outward qualities, for the evil that lurks within, us all, we Evil Angels.

From his song "There is no poetry without sin", the first line: "Meu rap arria as calcinha" -- My rap drops panties. Dude is legit.

[Sperto]

Last week i did a thorough inspection of the privées in Avenida Treze de Maio 33 and 47, RB156 and RB185. I reduced my list by removing closed privées and privées with low quality girls. Today I went back to check out casas where there were no answer last time or where the girls hadn't arrived. Resulting in an even more reduced list.

It turned out that two privées have turned into offices. Actually one officegirl who opened the door was really hot. She smiled when I told her that I looked for a casa de massagem. In one privê the reception girl was really paranoid. She thought I was a cop.

Finally I sessioned at Annita Massagens at RB185. Bianca, 23 years, morena, really beautiful, slim, very soft skin, mediumsized very firm tits (no kids) and a absolutely lovely mediumsized round hard ass. She gave a perfect BBBJ and f*cked excellent. A beautiful sight to watch her pretty face in the mirror when pounding her doggystyle. Big plus for really good posing for pictures.

R$100/30 minutes. Considering that the cabins have no walls to the ceiling and shares AC I found the privê a bit overpriced.

[Member #4543]

I was at EDB yesterday after failing to connect with a couple of the freelancers I was eying.

Definitely the atmosphere was quite nice, as mentioned. Better than some of the other Centro Prives I've looked at in the past.

I went with Angel and would not repeat. Only CBJ. Short and not even good. She had 0 motivation, kept her legs close together, kept looking at her watch, etc. I had paid for an hour, and was back on the street after about 40.

I still prefer mongering at houses in Sao Paulo. Maybe it's because I am in SP more often and know it better, but I've never had a really good experience at a Prive in Rio.

Maybe next time I'll manage to do better.

[Eric Cartman]

PPlay Felipe Ret. You can be a non Portuguese speaking white dude off a direct flight from Berlin and you will be cooler than any Brasileiro because you both play Felipe Ret and you have money.

This is some top shelf advice. You can even buy his albums on Amazon Music, if you are old-fashioned enough to buy MP3's.

From his song "There is no poetry without sin", the first line: "Meu rap arria as calcinha" -- My rap drops panties. Dude is legit.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Pat Marbeleza remembered the Loira, one of the three for the post beach dupla or was it triplo? Men, if you're not banging 19 year old Carioca blonds with tats tight pussies and very large prominent nipples who are non pros with the tightest pussies, then, you're doing something wrong.

Square yourself away.

[ChelNam]

Big horse-butts you'll find at most prives.
Check out:
http://espacoterapias.com.br/massagistas.php

Those girls are nice but personally, I like then thicker / bigger. BBW-type but NOT Tess Holiday-type.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Made my first trip to Rio for this year's Carnaval. Staying in Copa (nothing in Centro open anyway), so the choices were few: Eden for a couple of days, Delirio for a couple of days, and MC. Mostly I was walking, so I didn't make it to Solarium, and the few times I walked to Centaurus it was closed.

If that means I was in the traps, well, then I was. So, yeah, I paid the gringo tax. But I managed to dodge the RTF.

I can't compare past talent at MC to current, but I did find only a couple of garotas worth spending money on. I didn't notice a "plastic" atmosphere, unless you include silicone in "plastic". Mostly beefy women, or near skin-and-bones. There was one hot, tall garota who had a figure that would truly stop traffic; one of the other girls said she'd been silicone-enhanced both top and bottom to get that figure. Despite the wonderful view, I passed; just not big on silicone.

Did find one beautiful, black-haired hard body at MC who I visited multiple times. Everything on the menu. She's a real sweetheart who calls herself Isabella. Each time it was are $580 for an hour in the suite. Sure, I could have gotten by cheaper (hell, I could have gone to VM), but I was prepared to spend that, and was happy with what I got for my money. She was friendly, adventurous, and really made it feel like something other than a business transaction. If I get back to Rio any time soon, I'll go see her again.

Eden and Delirio seem very much like the cheap places in the States (though these are of course cheaper than the States). Not a terribly impressive lineup at either, but there were a few worth checking out.

Found one garota at Delirio who's a keeper: Morena. I've never had a more passionate, responsive working girl. Several times she was literally dripping--and it wasn't KY. A great deal of fun. If you're a gringo, beware of the gringo tax at Delirio: they'll try to charge you R$300 for an hour, unless you point out that their website says R$200.

Morena and Isabella will populate my dreams for a while.

I agree one can get lucky-I just found the more I integrate in Rio and Brazil-the less that triangle of gringo-traps appeal. Of course you can find some who will be great-I just feel that in Rio.

Many of the girls who go to like a Cancun also go to 119 and other cheap spots.

Nothing wrong with paying 600 for 1 hour at MC but at some point things should progress.

I used to take one out of there every trip untill quality dropped dramatically.

I prefer the Tier 2 joints now when I go.

Tbh Brazilcupid is so easy you can end up talking to 10-15 girls at the same time on zap zap (what's app) and see some non-pros and find some dimes.

Thats my experience and I've had some great times in Monte Carlo in the past but have found better for a fraction elsewhere.

[PatmarBeleza1]

So, it was a pretty standard Pernoite for Pat Marbeleza. Her name is well, Carolina. She came over at 21 h or so last night, through the rain. We immediately went to fucking to her choice of music (pretty obvious good move, men) played on Chromecast plugged into an HDTV. I've finally been working out more, found a heavy bag which hangs nicely from the tree downstairs. So, came 4 times at night, and once in the morning. Spare you the gory details, but 3 hours more or less of sex. Found the girl at a prive in centro, just do a tour of the best ones every month, find the new girls, get their numbers, and after a few weeks, if you like them make them repeat pernoites. She's 18, speaks some English, has huge natural tits on a thin dancer's body (apparently she studied dance), is sweet as the breeze, and likes hard sex. 400 reais.

[Da Bot]

Solarium can close for all I care.

I think the space itself is great-one of the nicest termas in terms of lay out, cozy interior and excellent food but talent is plastic and prices too high.

Another gringo mouse trap.

The triangle of MC, Centaurus and Solarium all have that plastic vibe (4 X 4 does as well allthough more carioca due to location) and frankly the talent doesn't merit the price. At All.

I used to go to MC 3 years ago as a newbie and always found 1 good one who I would take out and mini-date there.

Talent has plummeted there completely.

I refuse to go.

Made my first trip to Rio for this year's Carnaval. Staying in Copa (nothing in Centro open anyway), so the choices were few: Eden for a couple of days, Delirio for a couple of days, and MC. Mostly I was walking, so I didn't make it to Solarium, and the few times I walked to Centaurus it was closed.

If that means I was in the traps, well, then I was. So, yeah, I paid the gringo tax. But I managed to dodge the RTF.

I can't compare past talent at MC to current, but I did find only a couple of garotas worth spending money on. I didn't notice a "plastic" atmosphere, unless you include silicone in "plastic". Mostly beefy women, or near skin-and-bones. There was one hot, tall garota who had a figure that would truly stop traffic; one of the other girls said she'd been silicone-enhanced both top and bottom to get that figure. Despite the wonderful view, I passed; just not big on silicone.

Did find one beautiful, black-haired hard body at MC who I visited multiple times. Everything on the menu. She's a real sweetheart who calls herself Isabella. Each time it was are $580 for an hour in the suite. Sure, I could have gotten by cheaper (hell, I could have gone to VM), but I was prepared to spend that, and was happy with what I got for my money. She was friendly, adventurous, and really made it feel like something other than a business transaction. If I get back to Rio any time soon, I'll go see her again.

Eden and Delirio seem very much like the cheap places in the States (though these are of course cheaper than the States). Not a terribly impressive lineup at either, but there were a few worth checking out.

Found one garota at Delirio who's a keeper: Morena. I've never had a more passionate, responsive working girl. Several times she was literally dripping--and it wasn't KY. A great deal of fun. If you're a gringo, beware of the gringo tax at Delirio: they'll try to charge you R$300 for an hour, unless you point out that their website says R$200.

Morena and Isabella will populate my dreams for a while.

To mention that both Morena and Isabella wanted to Whatsapp, but I don't have it (and don't want it), so they gave me cell numbers. I'm sure they're available for take-out.

BTW, there was one at Eden that was worth a try, and that's Bruna. But that one was the most like RTF, so I didn't (and wouldn't) repeat.

[Sperto]

First of all, thank you for the report. Secondly, I have always thought they had a decent selection over the years, but I despise those massage tables. Pain in the ass for laying pipe. To tall, and hard as tile. The owners of this place are the same owners of a couple other places in Centro, which have more comfortable settings, yet this place has always had those uncomfortable tables. Glad you had a good time! Hope to be there in a couple of months.

No massage table in my room. Instead a large comfortable bed and lots of mirrors. EDB has been renovated and the rooms looks really great.

[Mangera]

Yesterday I did a thorough priv-tour in Centro. I concentrated on Avenida Treze de Maio 33 and 47 and also on Av Presidente Vargas 490 and 582. I passed by about 50 prives. What surprised me was that so many prives were closed. It's normal that some prives get closed or moves to another location. However yesterday I noticed that many privs that were working in Dezember now where closed, even the door-bells were removed.

Still there were plenty of prives open to keep me happy. Prices between R$30-170. The quality varies a lot. The most beautiful girls are not necessarily found at the more expensive prives. I made notes so I know where I want to return or not. If somebody else wants check out these buildings many of the sala numbers can be found on Gpguia.

Finally I headed to Emporio do Banho. The presentation was really good. I instantly fell in love with Mikaela. Morena clara, 20 years, Spanish descendant, very beautiful, perfect teeth, long nice black hair, sweet, innocent-looking, petite, slim, fit, small but nice firm tits (even though one kid), shaved tight p*ssy and a wonderful ass. A round and excellent small-sized ass (not for horse-ass-lovers). IMO she is 9 points. If she had large natural tits I would propably have proposed.

Very GFE, great BBBJ and f*cked with a lot of enthusiasm. It was a 40 min session so I had time for a second pop, this time in her mouth. Extra plus for good posing for photos. Very good room with a large bed, mirrors on three walls and a large f*ckfriendly shower with a bench.

R$170/40 minutes. In my book it's a bit costly but I don't complain as she was worth every centavo.

First of all, thank you for the report. Secondly, I have always thought they had a decent selection over the years, but I despise those massage tables. Pain in the ass for laying pipe. To tall, and hard as tile. The owners of this place are the same owners of a couple other places in Centro, which have more comfortable settings, yet this place has always had those uncomfortable tables. Glad you had a good time! Hope to be there in a couple of months.

[GoonerMan]

Remulos in Manaus is unique. There is nothing like that in Rio.
The only strip-club in Rio that reminds slightly of Remulos is Florida Bar at Praa Mau. They have rooms one floor up and there are motels close by. At Remulos you can find 50 girls a good night, but at Florida propably less than a dozen. Not to forget the difference in prices, Remulos is much cheaper.

Thanks Sperto, your work on this thread is immense.

I'll try Florida and see what the prices are. There may be less girls. It all it takes is two out of the dozen to meet my needs!

I'll be there again in the summer so may take that trip up to Manaus again. I love that bar. System of a down playing loud, tattooed big ass Colombians in leather shaking it on stage and a choice of all types to walk through the internal door to upstairs with for a fair price. Heaven!

As for the non robe termas, how do they compare to the others. I really can't be doing with schlepping around like that.

My trip is looking like a terma, Florida, Babs and Mabs for the beers and maybe a prive to end with.

[The Cane]

Shit holes like VM can be great. Why come to Brazil and look for what's in abundance back home?

I don't fly away to nice places on far away vacations to wallow in shit holes. That's something you can do at home for a lot less money all the way around. And since I don't hang out in shit holes at home, why spend my money flying all the way to Brazil or wherever to hang out in one? I refuse to go. I want top shelf talent at favorable prices from girls I find attractive (brancas and morenas) who know how to fuck (too many of the ones back home don't) and who take it in the ass (again too many back home don't). I don't know where you're from, but where I live in the States they're all in abundance here. There are "eurocentrics", Latinas, and negras all over the place! So, I don't have to go to Brazil to find "the look".

But, I do go because the ones back home just don't throw down here like the Brazilian girls do! It's not the look I go to Brazil for. All of the looks (including Asian) are right here where I live. No, it's the "attitudes", performance, and the legality of it all at favorable pricing compared to the States that sends me to Brazil. Now, I do believe that quality talent can be found in many places. That's why I'm willing to look high and low for wherever it may be found (except for in a shit hole as there's no need to do that unless one is so inclined). So on my next trip, I will be doing the privees by day looking for value, then hitting up Tier 1 and 2 termas at night. I'll also check out Mabs, Barbarella's (for old times sake), and several other bars and joints that interest me.

[Pana Nyc]

Fellas I will be in Rio for quick 2 nights Sunday to Tuesday it's been a while since I have been out there I'm a Rio but my last trip was there 6 years ago. What are good spots to hit up for mongering on a Sunday afternoon and evening I was thinking about doing Monte Carlo in the afternoon and than Mabs at night. On Monday I plan to visit my favorite mongering establishment in the afternoon I have ever been to 4 x4 since I have not been there so long. Any advice / suggestions for the new Rio at this present state fellas my ears are open thanks.