Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Balboa]

So after dropping the GF off and coming back from a very weak VM last night where everyone seemed to be trying to go upstairs before opening their mouth, I stopped at Mabs for a drink and.

The girls were not bad at all.

Talked to a cute morena who offered me 200 for 1 hour but said shed make it 2 hours as I shared name with her kid! LOL.

Another cute negra offered me 150 for 1 hour-then said 1 hour and 20/30 etc as I need more than 60 minutes.

Settled on a cute negra 22 years old, no kids-shorty with a slim body, decent butt and firm tits and lovely vibe.

150 for the hour which she said shed extend.

Took her to my apartment of sin and she was very good.

She stayed from 01 till 03 and I gave her 150 plus i had given her 20 extra just because.

BBBJ and loved to fuck (covered) and insisted on CIM and was very up for it.

Enjoyable and if I had been less drunk ID have taken her number! Loool.

But bargains to be had for sure.

It was definetely because I speak fluent portuguese because as soon as I spoke back to them after they asked in English, they were confused and thought maybe I was from Brazil and am street wise the prices were lower but no one quoted me 300 and the likes.

So learn portugues and the culture and the price can drop even in the most gringo of spots.

Good to hear about Mabs with some actual decent girls.

Maybe I'll stop by and take a looksy.

Like you said, speaking the lingo, being cool, and being street smart goes a long way.

P.S., I hit VM on Friday night and had a blast.

Met a sexy 19 yr old mulata spinner, we bonded, and hung out most of the night, both in and out of the room.

I Ubered her over again Yesterday to my place.

Good good stuff!

[FuckAfMedDig]

So after dropping the GF off and coming back from a very weak VM last night where everyone seemed to be trying to go upstairs before opening their mouth, I stopped at Mabs for a drink and.

The girls were not bad at all.

Talked to a cute morena who offered me 200 for 1 hour but said shed make it 2 hours as I shared name with her kid! LOL.

Another cute negra offered me 150 for 1 hour-then said 1 hour and 20/30 etc as I need more than 60 minutes.

Settled on a cute negra 22 years old, no kids-shorty with a slim body, decent butt and firm tits and lovely vibe.

150 for the hour which she said shed extend.

Took her to my apartment of sin and she was very good.

She stayed from 01 till 03 and I gave her 150 plus i had given her 20 extra just because.

BBBJ and loved to fuck (covered) and insisted on CIM and was very up for it.

Enjoyable and if I had been less drunk ID have taken her number! Loool.

But bargains to be had for sure.

It was definetely because I speak fluent portuguese because as soon as I spoke back to them after they asked in English, they were confused and thought maybe I was from Brazil and am street wise the prices were lower but no one quoted me 300 and the likes.

So learn portugues and the culture and the price can drop even in the most gringo of spots.

[Turgid]

The USA is not known to have good food and hookers. The best hookers are in Europe and south america. The USA is only good for advertisement. The more you pay the less you enjoy.

American food is disgusting in the USA, the only food that is good is the food that's prepared by immigrants (Chinese, Mexican, Japanese, Italian etc) the food is always better in the country of origin.

Obviously, we 'hook' and eat in different places in the USA.

[Combo]

Sushi is disgusting in Brazil, I've never seen any good restaurant in Brazil that serves good fish and seafood unlike Japan. Go and live in Japan for a while your opinion about seafood and fish in Brazil will change.

Many people have never been to Japan here so they don't know what is the real savor.

I've visited a lot of countries and Japan IMO has the best food in the world. In Brazil, you need to go to Sao Paulo. For some reason, the culinary scene is way, way better than that of Rio.

[Komo753]

Such a positive guy! LOL.

Between crappy Brazillian seafood and disgusting American food, etc, you can just feel the happiness. 𗀇

I am very positive.

I love Italian food (spaghetti, pizza etc, when I travel to Italy. I love Japanese food, french food, Belgian fries and mussels, dutch cheese, Thai food, Chinese food from mainland China. I really like steak from Argentina and Uruguay, Brazilian sucos. As you can see, I'm very positive.

If you like crappy american food and Brazilian seafood, good for you. Nobody will keep you from eating, your taste is your taste. We are all different.

[Balboa]

The USA is not known to have good food and hookers. The best hookers are in Europe and south america. The USA is only good for advertisement. The more you pay the less you enjoy.

American food is disgusting in the USA, the only food that is good is the food that's prepared by immigrants (Chinese, Mexican, Japanese, Italian etc) the food is always better in the country of origin.

Such a positive guy! LOL.

Between crappy Brazillian seafood and disgusting American food, etc, you can just feel the happiness. 𗀇

[Pana Nyc]

I'm in Rio now arrived yesterday Friday morning after not really getting any sleep the past 3 days even though I flew business class I could not sleep on the plane because of the awkward American Airlines business class seat which is backwards and when the plane hits turbulence it feels like I'm free falling down on my back very annoying. I stopped by 4 x4 yesterday arrived 530 pm seen very good talent better than when I was there back in January I counted al least 8 woman I could of done just wish I had the energy. I decided on a morena can't remember name but she gave outstanding service as the GDP of Brazil always do payed very special attention to the balls area which I love and the BBJ was on point and she gave her all in every position after finally reaching climax I gave her a vicious money shot in her mouth. After finishing up I went back to main lounge area and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks and I became sleepy I wanted to do one more but my body said know 3 days of sleep finally hit me at 36 years old I was done back in my 20's that was no problem. I was hungry and took an Uber back to Copa and decided to have dinner at Mabs and while I was there I was impressed with the talent I seen at least 5 woman I could do there which I was very shocked because the 3 x I visited Rio last the talent was horrible there. All in all not a bad day. I plan to checkout Solarium and Monte Carlo today and will report later on.

[Komo753]

Actually the best hookers and food are to be found in the States but the hookers are over the top expensive.

The USA is not known to have good food and hookers. The best hookers are in Europe and south america. The USA is only good for advertisement. The more you pay the less you enjoy.

American food is disgusting in the USA, the only food that is good is the food that's prepared by immigrants (Chinese, Mexican, Japanese, Italian etc) the food is always better in the country of origin.

[Komo753]

Sperto,

As always, you provide some of the best information on this forum. Haven't been to either place in some time, but will be sure to return soon. Thanks for the reminder.

You also can get garlic fried shrimp and salmon with Maracuj sauce as well as other frutos do Mar. At Carreto on Rua Siqueira Campos if you are nice and know the secret handshake. I also have eaten sushi there countless times with no ill effects.

BTW, next time you are in Japan take the cooks tour or just walk the alleys behind the sushi restaurants. You might have second thoughts about eating what goes out the front door.

Sushi is disgusting in Brazil, I've never seen any good restaurant in Brazil that serves good fish and seafood unlike Japan. Go and live in Japan for a while your opinion about seafood and fish in Brazil will change.

Many people have never been to Japan here so they don't know what is the real savor.

[Komo753]

Popped into Cancun wiskeria the other night. Very quiet. They let me go upstairs and take a look in the boate, but there was a lot of confusion upstairs with the manager there freaking out about me not putting a robe on to walk into the boate (even though I speak good portuguese and explained). Consumption is BRL 70 in the wiskeria, but if later you go up to the boate and robe up, they'll charge you the boate entrada as well.

What actually pissed me off about the wiskeria wasn't the wiskeria pricing, it was that they add a 10 pct service charge to your entire bill including the full programa. I had an hour upstairs for BRL 330 and with the 70 consumption it should have come to BRL 400. But it was BRL 440. And when I asked them to explain the difference, it was "10 pct service charge" on everything. Kinda poor form, I thought. I had been planning to tip the server anyway, but that was kind of lame to have it forced on me.

Now I know a bunch of you are like, Cartman you cheap bastard! OK, fair enough, what's USD 12 or so between friends right? But I just though it was kind of clip-jointy to do.

By the way the boate was way more hoppin' then the wiskeria. If you can find a gal or two to keep you company in the wiskeria -- and maybe you can identify them with a quick recce in the boate -- so be it. But sometimes the robe and madness in the boate is more fun.

-Cartman.

Did you read my post? There is no service charge in wiskeria, they just want to rip you off because you are a gringo, did you check the paper they gave you? It is written nao cobramos 10 por cento de servicio. (we don't charge service) If you paid you got ripped off by these parasites like many gringos. I never paid any service charge in wiskeria.

In Brazil you have to know how to say no. I hate tipping people because most them don't deserve that's why I never tip in this country. I only pay service charge in the restaurant when the service charge is not hand written. In the restaurants the service charge is not hand written. If you speak Portuguese, next time read the paper you recieve in any wiskeria. There is no service charge in any brothel in Rio, there is only 10 per cent fee if you pay by card in some brothel but it is officially written.

[Eric Cartman]

Popped into Cancun wiskeria the other night. Very quiet. They let me go upstairs and take a look in the boate, but there was a lot of confusion upstairs with the manager there freaking out about me not putting a robe on to walk into the boate (even though I speak good portuguese and explained). Consumption is BRL 70 in the wiskeria, but if later you go up to the boate and robe up, they'll charge you the boate entrada as well.

What actually pissed me off about the wiskeria wasn't the wiskeria pricing, it was that they add a 10 pct service charge to your entire bill including the full programa. I had an hour upstairs for BRL 330 and with the 70 consumption it should have come to BRL 400. But it was BRL 440. And when I asked them to explain the difference, it was "10 pct service charge" on everything. Kinda poor form, I thought. I had been planning to tip the server anyway, but that was kind of lame to have it forced on me.

Now I know a bunch of you are like, Cartman you cheap bastard! OK, fair enough, what's USD 12 or so between friends right? But I just though it was kind of clip-jointy to do.

By the way the boate was way more hoppin' then the wiskeria. If you can find a gal or two to keep you company in the wiskeria -- and maybe you can identify them with a quick recce in the boate -- so be it. But sometimes the robe and madness in the boate is more fun.

-Cartman.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Sperto,

As always, you provide some of the best information on this forum. Haven't been to either place in some time, but will be sure to return soon. Thanks for the reminder.

You also can get garlic fried shrimp and salmon with Maracuj sauce as well as other frutos do Mar. At Carreto on Rua Siqueira Campos if you are nice and know the secret handshake. I also have eaten sushi there countless times with no ill effects.

BTW, next time you are in Japan take the cooks tour or just walk the alleys behind the sushi restaurants. You might have second thoughts about eating what goes out the front door.

Yeah would be great information if the NAMES of the places were included. The risks are inherent and known.

For fish places including NAMES- not showing off local knowledge but then dismissing everyone reading it as not worthy, afraid or simply not carioca da gema and local enough not to get shot here it goes-.

In my experience I always eat fish including grilled fish, sushi etc at Churrasco do Kilo Copacabana posto 5-.

I always eat grilled salmon at Brasilieiro, Ave Atlantica and The Kilo on Siqueria Campos isn't bad either.

A 3rd spot is Brasiliero off Nossa Senhora on the little square where Hotel Debret is located. Sorry -addy escapes me but theres only 2 restaurants there and both brazilian and v good grilled fish.

Even the world famous,150 year old but a lil pricey Noca Capela in Lapa has good salmon etc and grilled fish.

Enjoy.

[Turgid]

Got sick from mussels in Sao Paulo, but got excellent fish in Rancho Acoriano in Floripa. It was so good that I ate there twice in two days.

Actually the best hookers and food are to be found in the States but the hookers are over the top expensive.

[Exec Talent]

Great with the new food thread.

One of the best restaurants in Rio to have fish and seafood is located in a favela. They got awarded many times in competitions. Absolutely superdelicious food! Currently that favela suffers from some shootouts between rival gangs so I don't mention the restaurants name. I would hate to hear that some forum members got caught in tiroteio and shit their pants while eating their lunch.

There is another great seafood restaurant in Rio for the hungry ones. All you can eat rodizio at a cost of roughly R$70. This place is far away from Zona Sul. I can't recall I ever seen any gringos there. Lets keep it that way.

Sperto,

As always, you provide some of the best information on this forum. Haven't been to either place in some time, but will be sure to return soon. Thanks for the reminder.

You also can get garlic fried shrimp and salmon with Maracujá sauce as well as other frutos do Mar. At Carretão on Rua Siqueira Campos if you are nice and know the secret handshake. I also have eaten sushi there countless times with no ill effects.

BTW, next time you are in Japan take the cooks tour or just walk the alleys behind the sushi restaurants. You might have second thoughts about eating what goes out the front door.

[Sperto]

Great with the new food thread.

One of the best restaurants in Rio to have fish and seafood is located in a favela. They got awarded many times in competitions. Absolutely superdelicious food! Currently that favela suffers from some shootouts between rival gangs so I don't mention the restaurants name. I would hate to hear that some forum members got caught in tiroteio and shit their pants while eating their lunch.

There is another great seafood restaurant in Rio for the hungry ones. All you can eat rodizio at a cost of roughly R$70. This place is far away from Zona Sul. I can't recall I ever seen any gringos there. Lets keep it that way.