Rio de Janeiro Reports

[BigButtDetecto]

Thank you kindly for the advice good sir and to Nounce as well.

" Looking for a girl with those intangible leadership qualities within the termas harem helps a lot in corralling the other girls. ".

What does this mean inplain english?

[UsaInEurope]

Thank you kindly for the advice good sir and to Nounce as well.

Let's get a group of girls and have them all!

[IsaBahn]

Hi,

I will be in Rio from the 12th of April until the 16th of April if anyone wants to join for some hikes and ladies drop me private message.

Best,

Aviv.

[DeyoWulf]

Unless a member here has some specific experience and recommendations, that is a great idea. Termas 4 x 4 has the sheer numbers and some true performers. My impression is that the most beautiful termas girls would generally not be interested in putting on a lesbian show or necessarily be great performers. That's just my impression. I would simply manage your expectations.

I think if you are looking for eager and aggressive performers you should find a 4 x 4 girl who knows some English that is into it. Like totally into it. Looking for a girl with those intangible leadership qualities within the termas harem helps a lot in corralling the other girls. Let her point out girls she knows who would be up for it and fun. This self-selection process almost insures some chemistry back at your place.

We've done festas this way and this almost always works out well. You only really need the leader to speak English. If you want sex, be upfront about how much time and how many guys. Don't assume they will fuck anyone and everyone.

Thank you kindly for the advice good sir and to Nounce as well.

[Nounce]

Like he said, Brazil has a universal health care system, so you can theoretically get the treatments you need for free in public hospitals and health care centers. What it means in practice in a poor country like Brazil I have no idea, so yes, unless one's from a rich European country or Canada, I would keep my insurance too.

It is not difficult to find out how good the system is. You only need to search the public hospitals on Google map and read the reviews.

[Steve 9696]

Good evening gents!

I'm finally flying in tomorrow! WHOO HOO! Staying right on the beach in Ipanema in a great airbnb with deck pool and girls allowed.

I'm there March 31-April 8. My target list is:

Saturday 4/1: Hit the beach (last hot day before fall) for a bit. Solarium late afternoon / early evening.

Sunday 4/2: Hiking Tijuca Forest & Horto Waterfalls Circuit Tour in the morning; expecting no scene but might hit a bar or get an online girl.

Monday 4/3: Maybe a prive in the morning; beach; 4 x4 or Solarium.

Tuesday 4/4: Rinse and repeat.

Wednesday 4/5: Might need another hike or other activity.

That's as far as I've gotten.

Anyone interested in girl hunting? Especially if you want to grab one and I grab one and we share a room. Love watching sex.

If you like slim girls but with bunda you def need to check out Monte Carlo. See my recent report. If you go early like 3 you will have the whole lineup to choose from. I took five girls in two days. There is a small lineup but amazing quality.

[UsaInEurope]

Good evening gents!

I'm finally flying in tomorrow! WHOO HOO! Staying right on the beach in Ipanema in a great airbnb with deck pool and girls allowed.

I'm there March 31-April 8. My target list is:

Saturday 4/1: Hit the beach (last hot day before fall) for a bit. Solarium late afternoon / early evening.

Sunday 4/2: Hiking Tijuca Forest & Horto Waterfalls Circuit Tour in the morning; expecting no scene but might hit a bar or get an online girl.

Monday 4/3: Maybe a prive in the morning; beach; 4 x4 or Solarium.

Tuesday 4/4: Rinse and repeat.

Wednesday 4/5: Might need another hike or other activity.

That's as far as I've gotten.

Anyone interested in girl hunting? Especially if you want to grab one and I grab one and we share a room. Love watching sex.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Riding in an Uber, back to Copa. I'll use this downtime to share my experience. Let me just say this-I f*cking love walking around Centro. I wish I knew Porto on at least a basic level. I leaned some Spanish in high school and college. Although I don't use Spanish often, I can easily get comfortable enough for simple exchanges. Here, I feel like an idiot and barely want to speak at all. How am I supposed to try to pull a non-pro? It was several women walking around Centro that I would have loved to take a shot at.

To all potential newbies, try learn as much Porto as possible before coming here. Yes, imo it's that serious! Even if you leading with your wallet, I think it will only enhance the experience.

I had two bait and switch episodes from photoacompanhantes.com. One was yesterday in Copa, the one today was in Centro. The expectation of rain and thinking with the little head this morning was the reason for my misstep today. I wasn't all that bumped out. From the excellent intel in these pages, I had options. Went to the pharmacy and got 4 sidenfil tablets for 7 reais. Ate some crap Italian while I let the pill kick in and also walked around Centro. I found myself in some bustling outside market taking in the scenery. It's grimy af, but I enjoyed it. However, there is no way in hell I'm walking around there at night and I tend to intimidate many people because of my sheer size.

Anyway, I contacted the Darkroom. Their website has a link that automatically connects with WhatsApp. I got a reply with pictures and was told to stop by. I did not have an appointment. The line up was meh, but I settled on a dark skin, slightly taller chic with a nice little butt. The session was good. Just nothing earth shattering to share. She was nice though and took care of me. Mind blowing to be with a young babe like that for roughly $30.

I have a prearranged session tomorrow for 300 reais for two hours. I'm importing her in and paying the Uber. I noticed the best online chics are about an hour away in all directions. She is young and has the prettiest pussy I've ever seen. I can't help myself. I need to learn one more lesson! LOL I'm taking one for the team!

I have some leads from Tinder, but not sure if I'll follow up. Older, not as attractive as what I see on a daily, and I can't speak Porto so I might save myself the agony. I'm back in Copa at Drop coffee finishing this report as I sip my coffee and watch the passersby's. I got plenty of time here. My goal is find the one to have an experience that will last a lifetime. I'm hoping for some epic type shit!

[WyattEarp]

It sounds like you want to have a VIP section like 4 x4 at your friend's place. I would go to 4 x4 to find and interview them.

Unless a member here has some specific experience and recommendations, that is a great idea. Termas 4 x 4 has the sheer numbers and some true performers. My impression is that the most beautiful termas girls would generally not be interested in putting on a lesbian show or necessarily be great performers. That's just my impression. I would simply manage your expectations.

I think if you are looking for eager and aggressive performers you should find a 4 x 4 girl who knows some English that is into it. Like totally into it. Looking for a girl with those intangible leadership qualities within the termas harem helps a lot in corralling the other girls. Let her point out girls she knows who would be up for it and fun. This self-selection process almost insures some chemistry back at your place.

We've done festas this way and this almost always works out well. You only really need the leader to speak English. If you want sex, be upfront about how much time and how many guys. Don't assume they will fuck anyone and everyone.

[The Cane]

Like he said, Brazil has a universal health care system, so you can theoretically get the treatments you need for free in public hospitals and health care centers. What it means in practice in a poor country like Brazil I have no idea, so yes, unless one's from a rich European country or Canada, I would keep my insurance too.

I'll tell you what it means. When it comes to medical treatment for a serious illness what it means is that you're going to get what you pay for. Which, if it's free, is not likely to be the absolute best care available. Like in other countries with universal healthcare, ask upper middle class citizens and above how many of them rely only upon what's available for free. Hell a lot of them would be willing to leave their own countries to go somewhere else for treatment. I say if you can afford insurance then you should get it and avoid putting your hard earned wealth at risk. But if you can't afford it, then do what you can do, and be thankful if there are services available for free or at a very low cost.

[Nounce]

Hey fellas,

I'm comin to Rio in a week and am lookin to get 2-3 girls for my buddy's bachelor party. Ideally they are friends and will play well with each other, I'm thinkin of a lesbian show and lapdances etc. To get the party started and then take it from there...

It sounds like you want to have a VIP section like 4 x4 at your friend's place. I would go to 4 x4 to find and interview them.

[DeyoWulf]

Hey fellas,

I'm comin to Rio in a week and am lookin to get 2-3 girls for my buddy's bachelor party. Ideally they are friends and will play well with each other, I'm thinkin of a lesbian show and lapdances etc. To get the party started and then take it from there.

I've been looking on some of the escort sites (barravip, private55, scortrio) and seems like there's some good talent but I was just wondering if anyone could recommend any girls, as with these types of events it's important that the girls have good vibes, can socialize, and aren't crazy (had some bad experiences LOL). English skills would be a nice bonus too.

Any help would be most appreciated.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/xUxQzVj1V4o

Senor squid,

Obrigado.

I am fully covered as a lieutenant commander, SWISS NAVY, Retired in Lugano, but the Italian Mafia has been hunting my family for generations after we got Pope Pius laid with a cheap Sicilian hooker and had to whack the broad in a boat off of lake Como, so here I sit, in Barra, where I am waiting for the paperwork from some insufferable Chinese MD ***** in Lugano to reimburse me for a colonoscopy, which at the age of 74 I am told I should get, along 36 months of Viagra, two per month, along with the ambien, adderal, and medical marijuana, the good stuff that comes in up the asses of Brazilian porn stars on the United Flight out of Dallas every week, you know the ones, right?

Anyway, I have gone to the UPA with Nina Deponca who in addition to taking my 21 uncut centimeters of German Italian Asian bratwurst up her ass on order also speaks good Portoguese, English, Romanch, French, Italian, German, and who got me in front of a doctor to get referrals for colonscopy, endoscopy, and various related insults to my aging manhood. I never had so much as a working girl's tongue up my virgin asshole before the age of 54, and I still recoil from the thought of some person sticking a camera up my ass even if it is a life saving measure. I insist on having a full nursing staff of 4 x4 tier 1 nurses to feed me ketamine off of their lactating breasts with some po branca on order to revive me as the procedure is done. I have to date taken care of my Roman emporer (Caligula was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grteat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, and I am told he and his cousins took great pleasure in nailing that bastard jew jesus to the cross personally along with their commanders, just for the fun of it, which is of note to me me now as I am converting to Judaism, and have only gotten as far as Genesis books 36 and 37, for the pornographic story of Joseph and the dream coat, which I will recite in Hebrew at temple next to the supermarket in Barra, that's all I can say, you know the Jihadis would love to blow up another temple here in SOUTHCOM).

I will quite my kvetching, and come to the point. It would cost $525 USD to get the colonoscopy, which translates from 2100 r and 525 r and 80 r for each biopsia over at the lab headquarters at Av. Armando Lombardi, 1000 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22640-000.

I would rather spend the $525 over at 4 x4 or VM giving young 18 year old Brazilian women colonoscopies with my Rocco-esque bratwurst, which is uncut, and will remain so, even if I get a bar mitzvah (the jewish women say it is better for the anal, for which they pay me extra, and being a good Jew, I never turn down another $500 r per hour for my go go boy MD services).

I digress. I am a Jew. Almost. I slept badly due to bad dreams about the Mafia coming over lake como with their brazilian strippers spread eagled with their asses with buttplugs asking me to fuck them in the ass like Annette Schwartz, who being a German speaks just like my sainted mother. I must get into see Doctor Freud, but at this point, he just keeps sending me to VM to find a blond to fuck up the ass.

Property? You are a genius. Economist.com says one should just rent, and I concur.

/ s / Johan Sebastian Von Vagabundo, IV, Lieutenant Commander, SWISS NAVY, Retired, Pagan Chaplain to the Rio de Janeiro Fire Department, at your service.

[Xpartan]

And God forbid what if you find that you have colon cancer? Are you going to pay for the cost of treatment out-of-pocket too? I have no idea how much that would cost in India, Colombia, or Brazil, but I do know that going out-of-pocket for a serious illness in the States bankrupts many a family. The premiums can be stiff yes, but the total bill is even worse, so I keep my insurance!

Like he said, Brazil has a universal health care system, so you can theoretically get the treatments you need for free in public hospitals and health care centers. What it means in practice in a poor country like Brazil I have no idea, so yes, unless one's from a rich European country or Canada, I would keep my insurance too.

[Bravo]

I sat there for some time sipping my water as the food digested. Decided I would see what Mab's is like. I got there about 10 pm. It was some good selections sitting and standing about. I saw a couple 7/8's, 1 "9", and the rest were average IMO.

I had a solid 7 option with one ridiculously soft ass that almost got me to pull the trigger. She quoted 500 reais for two hours. I tried to do only one hour, but she wanted two? I was tired from traveling and I wanted a quick f*ck if anything. She wouldn't give me her number, but told me to just meet her there today.

Before you pull the trigger, please confirm with her if the two hours is multiple nuts or not. That "500 R for 2 hours" tactic is a trick many of them use on gringos because once you cum, they get dressed to leave. They will say 2 hours hoping that you will Assume that you can bust as many times as you want during that time period.