Rio de Janeiro Reports

[LoverBoy1024]

Nice work there LoverBoy. The "stuff of old"! But, I will say a few too many CBJs for me. Was that your idea or theirs? Because I have never had a CBJ in Rio ever, and hope I never will. Sem camisinha sempre!

I don't like to argue and I defaulted to whatever the girl wanted. Most of the time I couldn't negotiate terms in advance because I don't speak Portuguese. I think it is much better to have everything consensual, for me I don't want to force the issue. BBBJs are nice, but they are not a requirement for me, happy providers are a requirement for me. With my beach date she started out with a CBJ and when I went downtown on her in a 69 she just started giving me BBBJs from then on.

[Exec Talent]

You are correct. I used the word punters incorrectly in this case. What I mean to convey is that there seems to be fewer sex tourist from western countries than locals (this was confirmed by several girls I spoke with) the night I was there.

The locals, again according the girls I spoke with, tend to drink, make out and feel-up the girls without taking them to a room for a session. While tourists, like me, go to termas with the main purpose of taking a girls to a room.

If I see a girl I like with a local guy, there's a chance he's won't take her to the room. If I make eye contact with her and she sizes me up as a gringo sex tourist, there's a chance she might excuse herself from him, especially if they're in a group. And that's exactly what happened on Wednesday.

I hope that makes sense. Sorry for rambling on.

Perfect sense and an excellent point. That being, if you see an obvious local with a girl that you like do not assume she is unavailable. It is not considered rude to make eye contact with her and let her know you are interested.

[Chezz]

You are correct. I used the word punters incorrectly in this case. What I mean to convey is that there seems to be fewer sex tourist from western countries than locals (this was confirmed by several girls I spoke with) the night I was there.

The locals, again according the girls I spoke with, tend to drink, make out and feel-up the girls without taking them to a room for a session. While tourists, like me, go to termas with the main purpose of taking a girls to a room.

If I see a girl I like with a local guy, there's a chance he's won't take her to the room. If I make eye contact with her and she sizes me up as a gringo sex tourist, there's a chance she might excuse herself from him, especially if they're in a group. And that's exactly what happened on Wednesday.

I hope that makes sense. Sorry for rambling on.

I did not understand this. Why are local guys at a hoarhouse not considered punters?

[NamasteParis]

After that I got on WhatsApp and found companionship for the next 5 hours. I didn't know what to expect for are $500 but I was pleasantly surprised. 18 yo, loves to kiss, BBBJ and endless energy.

I don't really get it. Whatsapp is not a dating site, but just a chat app. How can you find companionship just with Whatsapp?

[Mr Enternational]

Next day was Solarium and I had a blast. The vibe is so much friendlier than at Centaurus, and the girls are better looking and less pushy. There were more local clients than punters, which I like.

I did not understand this. Why are local guys at a hoarhouse not considered punters?

[The Cane]

Nice work there LoverBoy. The "stuff of old"! But, I will say a few too many CBJs for me. Was that your idea or theirs? Because I have never had a CBJ in Rio ever, and hope I never will. Sem camisinha sempre!

[Chezz]

Arrived Tuesday morning and made it to the hotel in record time. Checked in and was on the beach by 10 am. Hung out by my favorite kiosk at post 9 and enjoyed the sun.

After the beach I went shopping. There's a new market 2 blocks from my hotel, and then I exchanged some dollars for reals. At the peak of the real weakness a couple of months ago, the best I could get was 3.75, even through on my credit card I got 4.14. But now with the real at 3.75 I'm only getting 3.50. We'll see what happens if Bolsonaro gets in.

Met up with a friend later who retired from Centaurus. She only sees a few clients on the side while she finishes her education. I've been a big proponent of Centaurus in the past, but have been frequenting Solarium more and more. The main reason isn't so much the cost but the drugs. On 3 separate occasions over the past year I've taken a girl to a room and she invites a few friends to get high. At that point I'm stuck, if I throw them out I'm that rat who doesn't party. If let them stay, then it eats into my time. And while I do smoke a little weed from time-to-time at home, I don't know what these chicks are into, nor what they're smoking. Anyway, my girl who left Centaurus cites this as the #1 reason why she left. She's smoking hot, but expensive. I wanted a model-level girl to break the seal, and we had a blast. One thousand reals for the whole evening. Yeah, I know, expensive. But it's all relative. That's her price and I had the money. Back home she's a $2000 USD per session Riley Keough GFE type of girl. If you've seen the show you know what I mean.

Next day was Solarium and I had a blast. The vibe is so much friendlier than at Centaurus, and the girls are better looking and less pushy. There were more local clients than punters, which I like. The rooms are much smaller at Solarium, but that doesn't bother me at all. I took a 27 year old brunette with a pretty face and a great ass. She was a lot of fun and service was a 10/10. I saw a few others who I'll be going back for.

Yesterday I invited a former Solarium girl back to the hotel. She stayed a couple of hours and had a lot of fun. Those tiny splits of Chandon are the perfect size and the girls love them. Paid 500 for 3 hours.

By the evening, I was gassed. I hit the vodka and has a great seafood dinner and watched the Warriors club the Knicks. A perfect first 3 days. Now it's Saturday afternoon and the sun is finally out again after 3 shitty days in a row. Most likely I'll hit Solarium again before a day off tomorrow.

I do have one question. I enjoy a massage with the possibility of a happy ending (but a H. E. isn't necessary). Can anybody suggest a place in Ipanema or Copa where the girls are professional but also attractive? I've had a couple of good massages here at the hotel, but the ladies were in their 50's. Just a personal preference is all. Thanks.

[Sperto]

Good question...

On Nossa Senhora de Copacabana 583 there are several puteiros. SL, sala 401 and 505, and maybe some more.
They are handing out flyers outside the building.

[HungryStud101]

How did you know to go to that apartment? What was the apartment number?

Good question. This guy is an amazing rookie. Hell, I could barely find a terma my first visit and nearly 10 years later and after hours of daily study of Portuguese and multiple trips I still have some difficulty pulling some of this off.

[LoverBoy1024]

How did you know to go to that apartment? What was the apartment number?

There was a lady outside the building where copa 583 is located handing out flyers and she took me up to the apartment when I expressed interest. Sorry I don't remember the apartment number. It was the third or fourth floor first room to the left past the elevators I think. But the people outside the building gave me flyers on two different days. Something like 'sexy hot girls club'. They should be there handing out flyers. You know I really want to go back. It was a great time.

[LoverBoy1024]

Great report. You are quoting prices in the Brazilian Real, correct?

A high school party with hookers. What a great concept.

Thanks for the awesome report. Tell me, was Monte Carlo hopping? I remember when I was hitting the termas circa 2010-2012 the exchange rate was 1 $ = 1. 65-1. 85 Reals and many of the clubs were dead. The old L'umo club was always good on Sunday at least and 4 x4 was hopping but some clubs were barren.

You make me long for the old days. Don't get too confident about your personal safety though.

I am quoting prices in Brazilian reals.

Yeah, you know getting down and dirty in the apartment was very satisfying. I experienced a variety and can't say it was the best, but each has its points. But it was an awesome party to finish up the trip. You know there were some Americans there who were complaining that the girls were not model material. I had to set them strait. You cannot get this in America. And at US 47 an hour. Are you kidding me? I just had two hot girls getting me off and themselves off on me for an hour for US 94. You are absolute idiots. Well they both came to their senses.

Maybe I was early for the Monte Carlo at about 8 pm. There were about 25 girls there and five guys. 4 x 4 had many more girls and guys. So more competition for the hottest girls. You pay more in the Monte Carlo but no competition. At least when I was there. There were many hot girls in both clubs but the room at Monte Carlo was very nice, but I got the suite there and the standard room at 4 x 4.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. But then I went to an apartment in the same building and that was interesting. They had a bar set up in the kitchen, living room a couple bathrooms and the bedrooms for business. Kind of like going to a high school house party with hookers. I went with a really fine girl to stat for an hour are $170. We rested at the bar and chatted. I asked what time they closed. The bar tender explained that they would close at 8 pm, but if you get there before that, then you can stay as long as you like. My plane was leaving early in the morning but I saw no reason to sleep. I ended up staying until 2 am. I kept taking girls back for an hour and resting a little and repeat. The highlight was the fine girl and another I took for a threesome. We negotiated the terms. None of the girls she liked were there now. She likes skinny white girls. (Well yeah, who doesn't? So I proposed this: one girl sits on my face and tries her best to cum. The other girl enjoyed sucking and fracking me. Then they switch half way. Well I know I liked it, but they seemed to like it even more. Right after that they needed my WhatsApp. It was a party. I bought a pizza, everyone had a great time. Snip.

How did you know to go to that apartment? What was the apartment number?

[LoverBoy1024]

Those prices appear high if in us $ but very good if in are $. I will be in Rio next week along with 9 friends and want to know the prices to expect.

When posting the letter got translated to 'R'. The prices are Brazilian dollars.

[HungryStud101]

First of all thank you to all the contributors to this page and for the page itself. I visited Rio two weeks ago and I have some perspectives to share.
They had a bar set up in the kitchen, living room a couple bathrooms and the bedrooms for business. Kind of like going to a high school house party with hookers. I went with a really fine girl to stat for an hour are $170. We rested at the bar and chatted. I asked what time they closed. The bar tender explained that they would close at 8 pm, but if you get there before that, then you can stay as long as you like. My plane was leaving early in the morning but I saw no reason to sleep. I ended up staying until 2 am. I kept taking girls back for an hour and resting a little and repeat. The highlight was the fine girl and another I took for a threesome. We negotiated the terms. None of the girls she liked were there now. She likes skinny white girls. (Well yeah, who doesn't? So I proposed this: one girl sits on my face and tries her best to cum. The other girl enjoyed sucking and fracking me. Then they switch half way. Well I know I liked it, but they seemed to like it even more. Right after that they needed my WhatsApp. It was a party. I bought a pizza, everyone had a great time.

Sunday. After three hours sleep at the hotel I packed up and caught an UBER to the airport. Now I am looking forward to my beach vacation in February 19.

Great report. You are quoting prices in the Brazilian Real, correct?

A high school party with hookers. What a great concept.

Thanks for the awesome report. Tell me, was Monte Carlo hopping? I remember when I was hitting the termas circa 2010-2012 the exchange rate was 1 $ = 1. 65-1. 85 Reals and many of the clubs were dead. The old L'umo club was always good on Sunday at least and 4 x4 was hopping but some clubs were barren.

You make me long for the old days. Don't get too confident about your personal safety though.

[Duke69]

First of all thank you to all the contributors to this page and for the page itself. I visited Rio two weeks ago and I have some perspectives to share.

I have to say that I found myself surprised at how safe I felt in Rio. I stayed in Copacabana and walked the streets past 2 am on a few occasions as well as walked around Centro. By the way it is really easy to get turned around in Centro even using Google maps navigation. I was approached on many occasions with people speaking Portuguese and I think one Russian. It seems to be a very multi-ethnic city where even this Irish-Englishman looked like he was a Carioca. While there are many homeless in Copacabana I did not see any crime or police action. The homeless were all sleeping at 2 am.

My mongering approach was to try each of the easily available options: Termas, Massagems and online ads.

Sunday. I arrived on a Sunday and so I went to the Hippie Faire in Ipanema after checking in. Interesting, but I was just checking things out and had no intention of buying anything. I was thinking of trying a online advertisement but I was a little confused about WhatsApp. I didn't realize until later that I could use my US phone number (thank you T-Mobile! And I was told that the TIM store wouldn't be open until Monday. So, as expected Sunday was a quiet one.

Monday. I scheduled the tourist thing. Sugarloaf, Christ Redeemer, steakhouse lunch and the steps tour. It turned out to be a fine day although there were high clouds that didn't obstruct the views and a little rain. Instead of getting taken back to the hotel I left it at the steps in Santa Theresa and walked downtown to Quatro por Quatro.

It is quite a learning curve to get changed into a robe, and find your way into the lounge area, but I managed! But I left everything in the locker including my phone with Google Translate, my Bareskin Magnums and my mints. I could have used all those but didn't know what I could take and forgot the rest in my nervousness. So I cooled off under an air conditioner vent and sipped a Caipirinha while checking out the ladies. They were all friendly enough and it didn't take long to connect just using body language. So upstairs we went and I selected an hour in a standard room. This was a very friendly girl. DFK, BBBJ and many positions. The time seemed to be incredibly long and she never got tired. Well worth the money. After taking a shower I was back in the lounge. I was almost immediately seduced by another beautiful girl. By the way they were all pretty hot. Anyway she was again very friendly and we had a great time.

The bartender asked me for a tip when I got out to the lounge and ordered a beer. For some reason that pissed me off and I drank the beer and headed for the door. After changing back into my street clothes the girl in the locker room pointed to the sign on the wall that was there to remind everyone that she wouldn't mind a tip either. Okay fine I gave her a few are $. Well I was pretty happy with the bill on the way out. Seems like it was about are $700 for two great lays and some drinks. I paid using my debit card and went out a happy guy. Well I was half way down the road when the locker girl chased me down to give me my debit card that I forgot! Wow, tip well earned! I walked to the Carioca subway station and got a ride back to Copacabana.

Tuesday. I went and bought a TIM card. I was hoping to get better internet speeds but it seems to have been a wast of money. Or maybe there was a data cap I blew through pretty quickly. Either way I was constantly switching back and forth between my T-Mobile sim and TIM looking for a better connection.

Anyway I contacted a few advertisements using WhatsApp the night before using my T-Mobile number and had a date around 1 pm. All went smoothly with this date except that it turned out to be a minor bait and switch. She didn't match the photo, but I was OK with her. The other parameters looked right - 18 yo and thin. CBJ a little kissing and seemingly endless energy and time. Worth the are $250. Later on I bumped into the girl in the photo on the way out of the shower. She was her roommate. Oh well. My impostor told me she would contact me later and do a threesome, but it never materialized. After that I went down by the beach and caught a pretty good band at a kiosk and then went to eat at Galeto Sat's. I ended up going to Galeto Sats two more times after that evening- highly recommend for its food and menu in English. I left the restaurant too late to catch the subway and ended up having to walk back to my hotel on the west side of Copacabana.

I decided to try Copa 583 Massagem. A nice place. I chose a little older lady (30?) who was a really beautiful white woman with a really nice figure. I soon found out that Branca spoke English! She was a great kisser and loved doing a BBBJ that was the best of the trip. In fact she likes doing BJs so much I found her pussy sopping wet and she admitted it was because she got so turned on by it. Anyway it was a great massage and a great lay for are $150.

Wednesday. I had booked a love hotel downtown Centro. I still had my hotel in Copa for the whole time but they have a restrictive guest policy and I wanted to switch it up anyway. I started the day by setting up a lunch date through an advertisement to meet me at Confeitaria Colombo at 1 pm. The plan was to have lunch and then go check into the love hotel for a couple hours. Well she texted me that she was at the beauty salon and couldn't come until an hour and a half later. Sure. More like she just got laid and needed some recovery time. Instead I hoped over to Whiskeria 65. CBJ and a little kissing but man was she hot in doggy style. Darn, I lost my camishinha, but she was more than fine with it after I gave her are $50 for a morning after pill. Are $200 total damage.

So I went on a walking tour of the city. A lot of beautiful architecture. The Royal Reading room is a gem in the midst of graffiti. Many statues and churches. I arrived at Hotel Primor, checked in and took a spa bath. After that I got on WhatsApp and found companionship for the next 5 hours. I didn't know what to expect for are $500 but I was pleasantly surprised. 18 yo, loves to kiss, BBBJ and endless energy. We talked on Google Translate, I got some dancing lessons, we ordered room service and we enjoyed the 5 hours very much. In fact I told her I wanted to go to Copacabana Beach with her on Friday for 12 hours.

Thursday. I checked into Hotel Lido in Copacabana; another love hotel. My plan was to meet up with a local porn star for a couple hours, arranged through an online advertisement. Well, she stood me up. She had childcare issues. So we rescheduled to Saturday, my last night in Rio. Instead I went to Monte Carlo. Wow, much higher prices than 4 x 4 - almost as bad as the airlines with charging a fee for this and that so you have no idea what you are paying in the end. Anyway, the usual change into a robe in the locker room, but this time I brought my bare skin magnums. I got tired waiting for the lift and took the stairs to the third floor. As soon as I got to the third floor there is this girl I made eye contact with. Wow, perfect girl in every respect, but I haven't even seen the place yet. So I went to the bar for a beer. Well I'm standing there doing my "I don't speak Portuguese" while looking around. And that girl from my entry comes over and stands on the other side of the room from me. Mind you there are very few guys in the place, I really have my pick. So I'm looking around and looking back at her. Okay fine, I walk over to her and say Hi I speak English. Yeah, that's right; the best pickup line ever. So she is coming on to me and I'm just like yeah baby whatever you want. I didn't understand the whole Brazilian bunda thing until that moment. This girl was a thin brunette except she has this big butt. Wow, okay that is sexy! So we get the suite for an hour. I take a shower and when I come out she is sitting there naked on the bed. So I really need to enjoy every inch of her body first things first. She was the prettiest girl I have ever been with. So she puts on the condom for a CBJ that was OK and then just automatically gets in doggy with her head resting on the mattress looking back at me with this devilish smile. This girl was thin everywhere except that Butt. And as I'm doing my thing I'm looking at her butt and back to her smiling face looking back at me; I don't last 20 minutes. I probably could have stayed longer for a second shot at the goal, but I was really happy and didn't want to have any chance of ruining a perfect memory. Are $777 and I am absolutely sure I got the better end of the deal. I went to the beer store next to the Lido and got plastered on three dark beers because I didn't eat anything all day. I went back to Galeto Sat's and then really just came back and passed out at the Lido for a few hours before walking back to my "nice hotel" on the west side of Copacabana.

Friday. So I head back to the Lido for my beach date. I call the girl from Wednesday night (really it is an agency) and ask for her to come over. Are $1000 for 12 hours. Well they send the wrong girl. I made the mistake of not complaining right away and sending her packing. But I don't like arguing and she fit the parameters on 18 yo with big boobs and tight small body. But she was tired, started complaining and I wanted the other girl. Well I call the agency back and request a change, but they won't budge. So I sent the girl home. Then the agency is saying I can have the other girl for 10 hours for are $300 and I relent. Well I am happy I did, and we had a great time at the beach and went to Galeto Sat's and the beer store and I ended up keeping her overnight for an additional 12 hours. But the agency kept ripping me off on time and money the whole way. They demanded that she leave early. I told the girl she needed to get away from these criminals. If they were ripping me off they were ripping her off too. And she has since left the Agency, taking two other girls with her. I scheduled a trip in February to go back and see her.

Saturday. When the girl left I packed up and left the Lido too, going back to my hotel. After a rest in my hotel I was looking forward to my local porn star. We had agreed that I would come to her place since I was to check out of the Lido already. However she asked if she could meet me at the Lido when I texted her. Okay fine. So I asked at the Lido what their hourly rate was. Hahaha, 2 hours about the same as the nightly rate booked on Expedia. Anyway the porn star stood me up again. So I went back to Copa 583 to see Branca, are $150. Not as nice a time because I was a lame duck leaving the next day probably.

But then I went to an apartment in the same building and that was interesting. They had a bar set up in the kitchen, living room a couple bathrooms and the bedrooms for business. Kind of like going to a high school house party with hookers. I went with a really fine girl to stat for an hour are $170. We rested at the bar and chatted. I asked what time they closed. The bar tender explained that they would close at 8 pm, but if you get there before that, then you can stay as long as you like. My plane was leaving early in the morning but I saw no reason to sleep. I ended up staying until 2 am. I kept taking girls back for an hour and resting a little and repeat. The highlight was the fine girl and another I took for a threesome. We negotiated the terms. None of the girls she liked were there now. She likes skinny white girls. (Well yeah, who doesn't? So I proposed this: one girl sits on my face and tries her best to cum. The other girl enjoyed sucking and fracking me. Then they switch half way. Well I know I liked it, but they seemed to like it even more. Right after that they needed my WhatsApp. It was a party. I bought a pizza, everyone had a great time.

Sunday. After three hours sleep at the hotel I packed up and caught an UBER to the airport. Now I am looking forward to my beach vacation in February 19.

Those prices appear high if in us $ but very good if in are $. I will be in Rio next week along with 9 friends and want to know the prices to expect.