Rio de Janeiro Reports

**Eric Cartman** · 10-09-11 00:16

Hit up Solarium last night (Sexta) because I heard an old MC fav was working there. Turns out she had moved to Centaurus about 3 weeks ago.

Anyway, the selection had improved a bit from my last visit. Solarium is apparently where the majority of blonde or bottle-blond chicks are hanging out these days. Predominantly white or white (ish). Fewer mulattas and negras. Still a weighting towards the "thicker" body types or even girls with little pouchy bellies poking out over their uniforms. I still see hotter girls at MC or T65.

Overall I think the vibe is not as fun as MC. The girls don't seem as laid back. The prices are definitely higher. 1 hr ran me something like R$465 which I believe was R$10 more than my MC visit the other night (without my free entrada). There is a registration system at Solarium but you need a LOT more points to get anything. Worst part. Insult to injury. Is that their FX for UDS is 1. 4. So R$465 was like US$ 331. I asked, in awe, how they could offer such a shitty rate when the commercial rate is like 1. 8. They said (the receptionist) that it is "just not worth offering a better rate." I think maybe they are not getting a lot of USD spenders these days.

Boate was pretty full including a lot of Brazilian guys drinking and making 4x4 style noise. And one Brasilian ass wearing a T-shirt & Jeans under his robe. Fucker. I really don't like the "we're drunk shouty Brazilian ass-grabber" behavior. I see it less at MC even these days when more Brasilians are at MC. I think Solarium has become sort of the suburban upperclass Brasilian T. I less frequently see similar behavior at T65 which is the centro upper class Brasilian T. Not sure why. I think the tastes of the clients definitely carry over into the selection of girls.

Picked one of the few slim (magra) girls there, Nathalia. She said she'd been working for 1 month, previously worked in a bank. 26, 1 kid, lives with her parents and sisters. She sold me on her BJ skills but they were 5/10 at best. No anal. Reasonable fuck in the room. The suite remains nice, curved bed, good mirrors, extra fuck-chair furniture. To her credit, she did promise to get me the phone number of my fav who had gone to Centaurus. And the next day, she was true to her word. Good girl.

When you factor in the R$15-$20 cab ride there and back (ida / volta) on top of the high price, I really don't see why anyone would go to Solarium over MC or even L'Uomo. Or the centro casas.

-Cartman

**Torgoch** · 10-06-11 07:16

A new prive was mentioned on gpguia yesterday (thanks to Komku on gpguia for the detailed info, not me, I'm just passing on the info). Now more choice in Tijuca? Only 2 girls on the site at the moment but one looks hot!

COMPANY MASSAGEM.

Rua Barão de Piracinunga, andº 78, sobrado.

Quem andão conhece esta rua, ela é paralela a Rua General Roca, onde ficam a Tigresas Tijucanas e a Anne Massagens.

O andº 78 fica na esquina com a Rua Desembargador Isidro. No térreo tem uma loja de molduras de quadros.

A entrada the casa fica na Barão de Piracinunga, ao lado do jornaleiro.

Telefone: 2208-4578 e 3549-1428.

Recepcionistas. Cris (2ª.4ª e 6ª) e Claudinha (3ª.5ª e Sabado)

Valores:

30 minutos. R$ 50, 00.

40 minutos. R$ 60, 00.

60 minutos. R$ 80, 00.

A casa é um sobrado antigo que foi reformado. Os quartos são amplos, têm ar-condicionado, relógio na parede e box para banho.

Site the casa. http://www.companymassagem.com/

**Eric Cartman** · 10-06-11 02:22

Monday was the like the worst kind of night for me at MC. I had no free entrada this time, and the selection of girls was down like 50% from Friday. There were only 4-5 guys including me, tops, in the boate. And a bunch of the girls I talked to were complaining about how slow it was.

Fun story though: I'm talking to this new-ish chick, been there 3 weeks. Wesley Snipes black, a bit ghetto (nails etc). And she tells me she goes to Balcony on Saturday nights after work to try to make some more money. To pay for her 3 kids. Which she started having at 15. (!) Anyway she says she picked up some dude at Balcony, went back to his hotel, blew him, and he came in like 15 minutes. And then passed out. And as she's telling me this, she's sort of humorously agitated and angry because, she says, she *really wanted to get fucked* and he passed out after BBBJ CIM. Leaving her unserviced. How awesome is that? This chick fucks in a T all week, goes to Balcony for some extra $$, and is pissed because the client didn't roger her. I love Brasil!

Faced with slim pickings, went with Bebel again. Wasn't great. Not mindblowing sex. And ouch R$455 for the hour and the water. Wow not having the free entrada really hurts. Not really worth it IMHO.

Wednesday I decided to try a chick from Hotside, on the advice of one of my friends who had met her (but not taken her for a spin). Nice body on the site, in the pics. 21, mulatta, bit of native Brazilian in her from the looks of her face. Not totally my type but she had a good attitude and a nice body, clean and fresh. And she could deep throat pretty well. Hung out a bit, did 2 rolls in the hay, several positions, dropped 2 loads directly into her open mouth as she looked up at me. Fun times. No cu, but I knew that going in. Best Cartman moment: she tells me she wants me to come *on* her face, and gestures around her cheeks / mouth. And I'm like, well, I'd like to come *in* your mouth. Which leads to the "abre para mim" and the aforementioned 2 loads on her pretty little tongue. Yay!

She consumed 1 red bull on arrival (with vodka) and asked to take another with her on leaving. I said sure. But then, after I paid her (R$300 BTW. Above my usual "house rate" of R$200 that most of the Terma girls seem to accept) she asked me for a tip. Which I declined and then she turned into "money for the taxi". But she blew it because she already told me she lived close in Flamengo (and actually my buddy says she lives in Copa). I'm like, hey, we had a deal (um acordo) at R$300. Plus you're getting a red bull for the road! She accepted it. I did give her my "I work all day and nobody gives me a tip" line, to which she replied "if you worked for me, I'd give you a tip!" haha. I believe I also said "Don't spit in the wind." But I think that went past her.

And now I'm sitting here waiting for another amiga who initially said she'd come at 7pm, then 9. 30pm, then said she was *leaving* to see me at 9. 30pm, and just called me at 10:10pm to say she was 20 minutes away. Hahaha. I saw that coming. Usually I have a plan B to handle my time, like typing these reports. What shits me is not knowing exactly when to take the Vitamin V. Anyway, this chick did wild stuff last time like unsolicited ATM so we will have to see how it goes! If she arrives, that is.

-Cartman

**HungryStud101** · 10-06-11 00:13

Originally Posted by PatmarBeleza1 [View Original Post]

Tammy Moricet Scortshow 2010, still there now.

Hey wait a sec. These pictures arent any good. You can actually se the girls face? Where the 10 pictures of the ugly hairy fucking pale body with his dick in the ass?

I think a mod is going to get you PB1.

**PatmarBeleza1** · 10-05-11 20:04

It was an apartment, early 2010, before I developed my SOP (standard operating procedure) of Barao do Flamengo in 2011.

Here is something I sent to another list member by PM, and it might be of use with scortshow or other agencies. It is basically something I saw on this list from earlier years, so good karma goes around.

I don't speak much porto either, just the stuff I have picked up on 13 trips.

So, you call scortshow. Com number.

Know which girl you want. I recommend Maisa.

SS: "Scortshow"

You: "Maisa"

SS: "Maisa desponivel"

You: Meu addresso es Av Nossa Copacobana numero 123 apartmentdo 123. Just say,"one two three"

Or SS: "Maisa no desponivel"

You: "Qual garotas es desponivel?"

SS: lists girls. Have a girl selected from the website. If you hear the name, say that name.

Good luck.

Originally Posted by Almotu [View Original Post]

Thanks for you pics. Are these taken inside a room at the Hotel Barao do Flamengo?

**Almotu** · 10-05-11 19:21

Originally Posted by PatmarBeleza1 [View Original Post]

Tammy Moricet Scortshow 2010, still there now.

Thanks for you pics. Are these taken inside a room at the Hotel Barao do Flamengo?

**PatmarBeleza1** · 10-03-11 22:24

Tammy Moricet Scortshow 2010, still there now.

**PatmarBeleza1** · 10-03-11 03:56

Paula Scortshow 2010, now a freelancer.

See gpguia or hotforum to track her.

Great girl

**Bubba Boy** · 10-03-11 02:33

Originally Posted by Christopherd [View Original Post]

RJ & General threads needing clean-up. Otherwise off-putting for visitors. Time-consuming trawls to find useful info. Please show restraint rather than leaving Jackson all the work. Also have to ask if it's worth posting anything useful if we're just going to get yet another few pages of Prosal-Eastern-Europe discussion.

Do you really think any posts have violated Jackson's rules? You are allowed to disagree with other peoples post or what they say. As long as it is done in a relatively constructive way. It is only when it gets into gutter level name calling etc that Jackson will step in. Nothing that I have seen posted here in the last few days is even close to this.

**PatmarBeleza1** · 10-03-11 02:26

I'm a social learner, didn't go to Rio to work on my spelling rather to get it on with negras like fany at 4x4, or is she mulata?

Originally Posted by Prosal [View Original Post]

BTW it's cute you show to the board how good you speak portuguese, but mulata takes only one "t". (wink)

**PatmarBeleza1** · 10-03-11 02:13

Shooting for average is not why men go to Brazil.

A 1. 74m Italian Brazilian woman used to say calma, tranquil after TLN BBFS.

I don't know porto, just what I picked up from the gdp's.

Originally Posted by Prosal [View Original Post]

BTW it's cute you show to the board how good you speak portuguese, but mulata takes only one "t". (wink)

**Eric Cartman** · 10-03-11 01:05

After about 2 weeks of working like a dog 8. 30am. 9.30pm or later, I finally got out on Friday night by 9pm and went to MC.

It was actually pretty packed, mainly Brazilians. Only thing I could think of is (a) few tourists still (rebounded USD vs. R$ hasn't yet been felt) and (be) payday is 5th so they saw the next inflow of cash coming and felt "loose" before the weekend. Anyway, pricing remains the same as far as I could tell. Got my free entrada (I'm registered) and the 1 hr and 1 agua-com-gas cost R$375 which was translated on the bill as USD$220 (1. 7 fx I think, whereas bank rate was 1. 85).

I sat in the corner trying to acclimatize. Had to brush off some n00bs (new girls) who had come in the last 3 weeks when I'd been away. So they thought I was fresh tourist meat. Said Hi to a few favorites. Then Bebel (africa-mulata, big fizzy curly hair, huge natural titties) cornered me and began gyrating, kissing, teasing. Needless to say I rose to the occasion. We had a fun time in the room and I got the number, but it wasn't mind-blowing. I'm a sucker for familiarity I guess.

Then on Saturday I spent the evening with an ex-MC girl (she stopped working last week) for R$200 in my apt, and we hung out for dinner. Nice girl, pretty, fun, but seriously no education or worldview. She was scared to take the metro. I tried explaining what Guinness was to her, LOL. Actually she was a good sport and played along with me drinking weird beer all night, including the fantastic 10. 5% abv Ithaca imperial stout from Cervejeria Colorado in Sao Paulo. That blew her mind. Still, I need to find a girl who's a little more sharp (esperta?) and educated, I guess. It's getting harder and harder. I swear half the girls I meet at T's live out in Nova Iguazu or similar far-away places (1. 5-2hr commute). The fact that she's willing to come 1. 5hrs each way to see me for R$200 and a meal should say something about where she's living. Hell that was her commute every day working at MC and she just needed a break. Tough life for some of these girls.

-Cartman

**Jan 156** · 10-02-11 21:31

RJ & General threads needing clean-up. Otherwise off-putting for visitors. Time-consuming trawls to find useful info. Please show restraint rather than leaving Jackson all the work. Also have to ask if it's worth posting anything useful if we're just going to get yet another few pages of Prosal-Eastern-Europe discussion.

**Prosal** · 10-02-11 20:03

Originally Posted by PatmarBeleza1 [View Original Post]

Mulatta; Todo tranquilo, calma.

BTW it's cute you show to the board how good you speak portuguese, but mulata takes only one "t". (wink)

**Sperto** · 10-02-11 19:54