Rio de Janeiro Reports

[TjBrazil]

How is the tinder game in Rio. It didn't exist 10 years ago.

[Spidy]

... Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk ...

Too funny! Thanks for the chuckles!

Hey, what do you think about adding a pair of bombeiro civil khaki pants /shorts, with my Vasco shirt, as a way to blend in? (Okay, just kidding don't answer that...No, really don't answer...kkkk!).

VB1, ideas and tips for dressing, are somewhat interesting for the uninitiated. For the those interested in VB1's Gear list: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2592910

Anyway, it's always good to get different POVs (point-of-views) and different counterpoints to all arguments presented here.

Not sure if you're just lurking, catfishing or willing to provide additional reports in the future, but your POVs are always welcomed. But rest assured your posts will be scrutinize, debated and won't be taken as instant gospel, just like anyone else who posts here.

[Xpartan]

There is no reason to avoid public transportation in Rio except one: wasting your valuable vacation time in traffic. Which is the reason I won't hesitate to take Metro, but I try to avoid buses. When I need ground transportation I call Uber or flag a cab. Saving a few reals is not a priority when you're on a short vacation.

[Xpartan]

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.

Welcome to the forum. Your input can be invaluable, so please stay. And don't worry about your English, it's fine.

Trust me, frequent travelers on this forum love Brazil beyond termas, prives, ppks, etc. LOL. I've been on this board long enough, I know.

As to Barra it's been popularized by Vagabundo, who actually lives in Rio. New tourists shouldn't stay in Barra, IMHO, and that's what the consensus here is. But for those who stay in Rio long-term, it actually makes sense (cheaper and safer). After you've seen most things Rio has to offer, why not stay in Barra, really?

I chuckled reading your Vasca shirt musings. I feel the same way about trying to blend in with the locals. Never going to work, IMHO.

Like I said, please stay and comment some more.

[Nounce]

Funny post but I am thinking about something else 😉. I think you also help me understand a little more about the Brasileiras.

...When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?...

Do you mean New York? In New York, LA or some other larger cities, I think you won't stand out too much so your example does not apply to all cities in US, unless you are wearing Vasco shirt😁.

[CervejaGelada]

I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt!

Well they say: Deus é brasileiro" so we all are my friend. Yes Brasileiros are more polite than gringos in some situations, and maybe less polite in other situations. But in a situation like a restaurant or meal we say "estou satisfeito", I am satisfied, instead of "I do not want any more" or "I am full". Also, when I ask a woman if she will like a drink, I say "aceitaria uma bebida" , would you accept a drink. And in response she can say "Aceito", "accept. It is more educated than "do you want" "yes I want. Small things like this are nice but not critical. I think Brasileiros understand foreigners and we do not expect you to be exactly like us. As you can see many English words are now being used in Brasil, like "feedback" and "black Friday". We do not like arrogant people or rude people. But I think everyone dislikes those people.

[Gabbarsing]

So like many mongers, I have this fantasy of recording my did. Are Brazilian girls open to that sorta kinks? If no, then is there any (spy) camera fellow mongers can recommend to recording the deeds.

P.S: I am landing Rio in 10 days, I will return back to community by providing detailed daily reports.

[Spidy]

Back to Rio. Going to Rio in a couple months after a disappointing Medellin trip. Haven't been to Rio in I think 10 years...

What is Casablanca terma...
Is Barbarellas still open...

Look, I don't have boots on the ground, but I'll give my 2-cents worth and tell you what I know, w/r to several of your questions.

• Casablanca - Is located a block away from Dolca Vita Night Club, on Rua Duvivier, at the T-intersection where Don Juan Strip Club (if you were around) used to be. This place has changed names over the years, so you may remember it under a different name/management.
  
  Some describe it like an American night club. Expect to see girls from many of the Clubs that the girls work at, in the Prada Junior area, (ie. Mabs, Boate Kalabria, Angel's Bar/Prof.Bar, Franks Bar/Black Cat/Club Senso, ex-Balcony, ex-Barbarella, ex-Cicciolina and the SW in the Prada Jr. area).
  
  I used it as a last resort, to pull GDPs at 2-4 am, if I was in the mood and I found something of interest.
  
  Some BM, from older reports see Casablanca as a clip-joint. However newer recent reports from some BM, say they had a great time and a good selection of girls. YMMV as did mine.

• Barbarellas - Has been closed since about late June, 2020. Here is a article w/r to its closing, if you're lamenting the joint:
  
  https://diariodorio.com/barbarella-b...-apos-44-anos/

I look forward to the your report.

[Vagabundo1]

My date figured it out.

I forgot.

I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.

[The Cane]

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

Yes indeed this is some funny laughing out loud shit hahahaha! Well fortunately enough for me, I don't need to resort to wearing some kind of shirt to fit in. As long as I keep my mouth shut, Brazilians think I am Brazilian LOLOLOL! But as soon as I open my mouth hehehe! It's done LOL!

[Dobandun22]

Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.

I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.

[Anaggie]

Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.

This right here made me laugh so hard 🤣.

My friend. I think the gringos want to assimilate and don't want to look like outsiders even though their assimilation attempts make them stick out a like a sore thumb. I don't even try to assimilate. I know I am an outsider and try to behave as best as I can while I am guest in your country.

[Dobandun22]

I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt!

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?.

[Vagabundo1]

Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.

Not seeing any rooms with both a hot tub and stripper pole at Corinto, at least not in the pictures. Which suites provide that? Because it certainly sounds like fun haha.

For those of you mongers getting BBFS: how did you approach it? Last time I went, I enjoyed myself covered. I was also mongering with some local friends and there's definitely a culture around sexual safety so didn't want to kill the mood. But this next time I go I'm 100% dedicated to getting some bare.

I'll get some tests, but is it best to just ask, to just tip, etc? Trip shaping up to be 8-9 days Rio, 2-3 days Sampa, probably mid March or early May.

[CervejaGelada]

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.