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03-09-24 17:45 #29753
Posts: 2025Dolce vita
I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.
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03-09-24 17:39 #29752
Posts: 2025Carioca favorites
Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.
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03-09-24 17:38 #29751
Posts: 2266Greve do Garota.
Not surprisingly, Nina is on strike, call it a greve do garota (that gets a laugh over zap from the hoar), because I underpay her, which, well, fuck it, is a hazard of taking your own pussy to a swing where the girls at the terma / swing are charging 530 reais per hour (Paris), and the mulatta I take I pay 500 for 24 hours of fucking me 6 times, sucking and jerking off another monger, cooking, cleaning, and parading around my apartment, nude with her big mulatta tits hanging out, ball gagged after fucking me. So it goes. All this paragraph and above is more of my Henry Miller / Jorge Amado ghost writing. For 49 years I was a priest, naval officer, upstanding citizen in all respects except for some libo risk (liberty risk in the parlance of we military folk) BS.
Well, there is always another one in the wings. Callsign Kira Noir is in Belo Horizonte, where I should take a bus trip soon, as it appears easy. She is also clean, submissive, and agrees in theory and in writing to 200 r per noite, and takes it bare in her passista pussy, which she moves well, like a good love doll while watching all the other kinky porn I want and smoking weed, the local variety of which is to be avoided as it tastes and seems toxic. I mean, Rio is a monger paradise, best in the world, but the world of p4 p sex is de facto, toxic.
But Nina usually comes around. This is a greve do garota for a day, Saturday, and she says she will come over other days. There is a continuous supply of pussy that will cook, clean, and take it bare with creampies in all holes, and recruit their friends. The thing that will make them fight and get pissed off is when other hoars are getting paid more, but that's why we few, we happy few, practice good foreign internal defense. Protect your eyes, your balls, your cell phones, laptops, and cash, and cash cards at all times. And don't overpay, but if you do, don't complain about it. There are times, of course, when overpaying would have been better, where just going to cash in that schwab or other brokerage (not bank) account with seven figures would have been better than trading, which usually correlates to a fkin cra cra hoar who gets all agro in your space and / or interrupts your biz. Which is why a good, submissive hoar who cooks, cleans, fucks bare on demand and does so with other hoars is such a gem -- the precise opposite of that dry pussy who shat out 3 kids all of which are costing you $250,000 USD a year for medical school while you go nuts here in Rio every few quarters or years for a week or two so you can feel like those testicles in your scrotum are not just targets of the witch you so stupidly wifed up in the rich world where she can take your SSn and drain your accounts with some feminazi judge and attorneys because you once logged onto ISG or barravipsrio dot com, and you lads up there in the northern hemisphere know who I'm talking 'about, not sayin, just sayin.
Teaching them to read really was a mistake, wasn't it?
Oh yea, walmart? There's a sam's club in Av Aryton Senna, in Barra, just FYI, a little oasis of americana.
Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 15:43 #29750
Posts: 2266Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. This is part of my ongoing update to bubba boy's guide, for which join the whatsapp group, send me a PM, or senor nounce, michael samuel, ; if you're willing to bring a unlocked google pixel 6 a phone or some other stuff from amazon, please advise, you will get a vagabundo tour of rio, from vm to perla on the prime times.
When you look at food / sex, you have to look at it from the standpoint of logistics of the local girls. Take the 315 bus from central to recreio, and it goes right past: posto 10 where casauarina and na brasa Colombia recreio are on glauco gil, and right past the house of the MMA king of Brazil and the world, and the best real estate in Brazil IMHO, along with the best ass, at paris.
Oh, that ass, did I mention bruna loira at the perla (perola negra) last night, what a fine booty.
So vagabundo's aspiration in life is to train strippers to box at paris cafe or on the beach at posto 10 in recreio. I mean, a man's got to have goals.
Food / Sex Combinations.
Food / Sex combinations in Rio.
Here are 5 great food / sex combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week.
We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:
1. Metro Jardim Oceanico: Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).
Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.
Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).
https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/
You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.
OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.
2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).
Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.
https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/
3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
https://www.instagram.com/nova_capel...dium=copy_link
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share
4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.
5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.
Marius in Leme.
http://marius.com.br/
The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.
6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.
Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.
https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/
Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.
Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.
The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.
Here are a few more excellent choices.
Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
https://www.instagram.com/nova_capel...dium=copy_link
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share
Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.
I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.
And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 14:42 #29749
Posts: 720Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
Meanwhile, in the same vein as Na Brasa Colombia, I also like Gran Parrilla down Av. Lścio Costa, (8000) near Praia the Reserva in Barra. They serve up very tasty burgers there that are great for a late lunch after spending some time on the beach.
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03-09-24 14:00 #29748
Posts: 720Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
P.S. I could relate to your Mabs story about how you noticed a girl with a hot body just as you were about to leave the place.
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03-09-24 07:22 #29747
Posts: 2266Friday Night Lights.
Vagabundo got a text and call from Vagabundo #2 out here in Recreio at 20 h or so. Vagabundo 2 is a Swiss Navy Veteran who picked an apartment out here in recreio, and Vagabundo followed in trace with a 1 year lease whereas Vagabundo 2 is on a 30 month lease. The apartments are big. The location is optimal due to the property bang for the buck. Vagabundo has like 2 regular bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a maids room that could be a office, a big living room with like recessed red stripper lights obviously installed by the owner paratrooper who is a little bit of a character, and a real kitchen, a washing machine, and a real balcony.
OK, so we uber over to Perla, have dinner at Guacamole first, and then I locate a loira who gives up her pussy bare, and it's on. 350 r for 40 minutes 50 r for the bare vagina, and a nice ride, a good way to blow off some steam. I have all the numbers of all the top girls, its just a matter of the right vibe. Vagabundo2 heads over to Vila Mimosa. Vagabundo heads back to the Recreio love shack, and settles in for some sleep.
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03-09-24 06:13 #29746
Posts: 245Food
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
Also, additional Rio Michelin Guide Restaurants.
https://guide.michelin.com/en/br/rio...?sort=distance
I will also add, Marius Degustare Restaurant. Av. Atlāntica, 290 Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ - Brazil.
https://marius.com.br/marius
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03-09-24 02:49 #29745
Posts: 15942Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 02:39 #29744
Posts: 15942Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 01:39 #29743
Posts: 1968Churrascaria dictionary, thesaurus, and survival guide
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
In the meantime, here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.
Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.
1. When you hear words rodizio and churrascaria, it basically means the same thing: all-you-can-eat buffet with waiters circling your table with different meat cuts.
2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.
3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.
4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.
5. File mignon? Fuck file mignon. In Brazil file mignon is not what you think. It's just a decent cut of meat, which can be quite tough, though.
6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.
7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.
8. I also like chicken hearts (coracoa de frango) and chicken liver (whatever it's called, you'll know it when you see it).
9. You can write these words down on a piece of paper, so your server could see it. That's all it takes, no Portuguese necessary.
10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.
11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food.
The End.
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03-09-24 00:46 #29742
Posts: 2025Mabs
I was in Mabs last night looking for something relatively early at midnight, I didn't want to wait for Dolce Vita to get busy. I sat down at a table ordered a beer, the place was pretty crowded, the selection of girls was mixed in the lineup. There were a few dark skinned girls very tall sleek legs and dressed very nice, they weren't pushy. During my time there 4 girls came over and sat at my table. One had a very pretty face but body was a little out of shape, she spoke good English and asked for 1,000 reais, when I told her to leave she was very surprised, not the fantasy I was looking for. One other I saw from far away looked great, nice figure, dressed very nice, cool hairstyle, she came over and sat down, up close I can see just a little too much mileage on the face. She asked for a drink and a plate of spaghetti, I told her I was leaving. The table behind me was a younger American with 27 tattoos, loud big guy having fun, he had 2 girls at his table that I had already turned down, they were all eating, drinking and doing shots, I hope it was worth it to him.
I finished my beers and got up to leave and noticed a young girl I had been seeing all night, I sat down next to her on a bench, I looked closely at her, no mileage, nice white skin 20 years old. She offered me a fair price, I thought it was the best I could do. Best part about it was she was young and had a flawless body, her sex skills needed some improvement but I enjoyed myself anyway, I think she was new in the business. Maybe DV tonight but I don't like staying up late anymore.
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03-09-24 00:21 #29741
Posts: 2025Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]
https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de...alta-beef-club
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03-08-24 21:14 #29740
Posts: 51st day in Rio success
So I found out I'm near the surfing zone in Ipanema. Our place we rented is spectacular and I can see almost what the surfers are wearing but not quite. But we are close to the beach - 1 block away. I went up and down the entire beach just checking out the local flavor. Good 2 hour walk.
Made a phone call to one of the sites and had a girl here in under an hour. She was fantastic and spoke fair english. We needed to google translate a couple of times but not bad. She said she is taking private English lessons. The boss offered to have 2 girls (her friend) come over but I chose just one to test the waters. They will both be coming over at some point but I'm going to take today to visit Centaurus or Monte Carlo I think. I am only a few blocks apparently from Centaurus. Looks like 4 x4 is closed on weekends (weird) so we will go Monday out last day here.
Just went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of food and beer. Tried Uber and they have all the grocery stores but it's terrible. Twice I tried and the order just dies in the system. Four hours for the first effort. 2 hours for the second. I had to cancel them both which is a nightmare and then I just did it myself. Oh well.
Really going to hit some bars in Ipanema / Leblon as well as hit some food options in both. So far so good.
Again. Thank you to everyone who made this trip possible with your information!
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03-08-24 21:13 #29739
Posts: 2266If you want real carioca the gema tier 1 food look for Casuarina (in Recreio and now in Botafogo) or Na Brasa Colombia (original in Botafogo, and now in Recreio, Barra, Copa.).
Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]