Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Tochka]

Damn dude! Were you fucking or having a WWF WrestleMania match for the championship? On a side note, I have had 4 Japanese girls in Brasil over the years and all 4 of them were fucking excellent in bed!! (If only they had more bunda!

Yeah, not huge bundas on half-Japanese garotas. I have four Japanese garotas in rotation. Two from Scandallo, we go To Lush sex motel nearby. The other two are in Rio, former Monte Carlo, and Solario.

Now they only do wassap date sessions. The garotas tell me they are doing this more and more to meet clients. For Japanese garotas I prefer to use her other end. Her exotic face is a dick face fuck and ball licks.

She mastered the technique of looking up with pleasing almond green eyes, continuous exotic eye contact, unbroken no shying away while making deepthroat slurping sounds. I know those are colored contacts lens help the IoP. She has a nineteen-year-old slim, curvey Japanese bunda in the air, heads down, eyes up sucking away.

My Japanese Garota has her best go-to move the threesome "elevador".

Saliva dick licking with a Mulutta Meghan Markle, blonde Branca, and half Japanese going up and down the dick elevator at the same time. United colors of Benetton Brasil!

Sometimes she will gently hold the heads up, mouths open of the other two garotas.

They catch every bit of leche spurt. Nothing is left over, no spilled leche. If it rolls down the dick, she is the first to lap up and spit it on the tongue of the mulatta first. Then up its goes to the blonde branca, then back down on the tongue of My Japanese garota. She always starts the snowballing Leche first. I don't know how or when nineteen year old garotas learn to do the cum swap elevadorn (shrug) Dripping the cum leche onto the tongues of the mulutta and Branca, reminds me.

I forgot the spit or swallow convo doesn't come up with the half Japanese Garota servicing me. It always swallows. Every time.

[Vagabundo1]

I have gotten sick and tired of not just cariocas but brazilins.

I've started a list.

1. no money.

2. bad weed.

3. only time they talk is to ask for money.

4. always late.

5. never on time.

6. total selfish time wasters.

7. don't speak english.

8. don't even speak portoguese. They speak this rio gibberish short hand, which I speak too, but which is shit. Just once, it only takes once, vagabundo goes out with a blond, euro girl who doesn't have goddammed instagram but has a real curriculo who shows up on time who has her own money even though I pay, who gives a legit kiss and some tits, and that is that, leave all the carioca dogs to the dogs and figure it out, there are decent women out there, not just the shit that the braziians use to scratch the itch. Hookers use them as maids to take out the trash, empty your balls, and forget them.

[Tochka]

Darkroom.

Walked 9 minutes from the airbnb in Centro to visit Darkroom early afternoon. There is a friendly barbershop opposite Edificio Patrimnio to get a decent shapeup and fade.

Thanks to Vagabundo and Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana for easy finding Darkroom penthouse. Forgot about the stairs.

There are lots of young Negra beauties, offering all holes and anal. I did a simple duplo BJ one-hour session, then bounced to Dudas for the variety. I forgot not to take off the shoes in the Darkroom.

I have been there four times. Every single time, some random garotas, jumps into my shoes, puts on my jacket, and goes clogging around Darkroom giggling while the other garotas laugh at her.

Any anyone else experienced this? This happened four different times which is a bit much. Maybe some Darkroom ritual. (shrug) no clue about interest in wearing men's shoes.

I had another kinky proposition from the mother-daughter combo. We spent a couple of hours in Letom Motel, Suite Eros. The daughter said her Aunt and sister wanted a turn to make money and do a fantasy too. The mom told her sister, how much fun we had. That piqued the Aunt's interest. The 19-year-old daughter said her 23-year-old sister studying psychology at Universidade do Estado do Rio de Janeiro, wanted a session right away. She sent a wasp photo of her sister standing in a coffee line at the university.

Never thought things could get that wild in Brazil. That shit was never on my bucket list, mother, daughter, aunt, and sister. They all look exactly like different ages of Daenerys Stormborn and Princess Rhaenys Targaryen games of Thrones. Four short cute-as-a-button blonde brancas. We watched two shows together, season 1 GoT, and Netflix Confessions of a Brazilian Call Girl. The next day they went to the salon to color their hair even more.

Yet again, I am the amateur in the depths of the Brazilian sex world. I had no f-king clue how open the women in this family shared about their sex lives, and very open about sharing their sex conquests about the same guyme.

I didn't believe it, thought this was a stripper shit setup or none of them is related. Although I did have the family photos from Mother's Day last week.

Sign me up for psych counseling classes, because the Brazilian Illusion of Passion (IoP) runs in the family and was never, ever on my bucket list. Their enthusiasm and openness to Banging the same guy me. YMMV your mileage may vary, and your experience is different from mine. But seeing and experiencing mother, daughter, sister, and aunt doing their own private porno videos on the at private platform is mind-blowing, more power to them, monetize that money maker.

[Rio Bob]

I'm planning a trip to monger. There's enough info here to keep me more or less busy in the evenings but I'm wondering what the more experienced members recommend for a first trip. I can't go multiple times a night and I can't go more than 3 or 4 nights in a row until the mongering even gets old. Aside from maybe Senna's grave and museum I can't think of a single thing I want to do there aside f4 om eat. Based on Steve's reports alone SP ended up on my bucket list but how long is enough? Are any weeknights actually dead in the clubs or does it not matter?

It doesn't matter Rio or SP but I feel your pain. I usually arrive on a Wednesday or Thursday and party all the way to Sunday and stop for a few days. But I've partied hard, drinking very late 2 girls at a time etc, living the life then I might go to Buzios for a couple of days and just rest at a nice beach, come back Wednesday or Thursday and start over again till I drop. If you have limited time then it takes 11 or 12 days and then I'm good. But if I was you I’d go to Rio instead of SP so at least you’d have the beach to fill your time.

[Vagabundo1]

The university girls show up on time.

The list of things I hate about brazilians is a long one that starts with.

1. They are always late.

2. They have no money.

3. Their weed is poisoned.

4. They complain about stress, see all of the above.

5. They're stupid don't know about the world and are ignorant.

6. They only talk when they are asking for money.

Dante Inferno Circle Two. Lust and gluttony.

Another night of Brazilian debauchery. Feels like part of Dante's inferno circle of lust and gluttony at Termas Monte Carlo. Whatever plans and budget are started, the night ends way differently than expected. Arrived early to find my lustful Scandallo Garota and her girlfriend waiting for me. I gave them an inexpensive gift box of hot red luv chocolates, and edible chocolate roses. A bright red gift bag presented in front of all the garottes to show she is my bottom be*tch putaria no complexhahaha.

I was unaware she was turned on, ready to go with her toys and gifts too.

She finds her favorite twenty-year-old half-Japanese garota to lick, and off we go to the room.

We order a round of drinks, bubbly, whiskey and nine towels for each Dante circle.

Soon as the door closes, The twenty-year cutie drops to her knees and starts slobbering away deep throat, all the way to the base. She grabs with two hands balls and dick to swallow both together deep down her throat. What a sight to see the dick bulge in her throat. The sweet song of throat bang -bang bulge-bulge. While she repeatedly impales her throat on the dick bulge, my scandallo chica pulls out from her bag, a bright silver, spiked dog collar. That shit is shiny silver. I heard a sound ThwaaapShe slaps the dog collar around the little neck of the young garota thwaap!

I feel the sensation of the dog collar around her throat while her mouth is pounding away deepthroating. . She is collared and ours to do with for pleasure in the circles of sex debauchery. That young garota squealed with delight to be collared, never saw such a delightful smile on her face.

Uh-oh the scandallo garota brings out More toys, female vibrators, sex contraptions for garotas to squirt. She got stuff I never heard of made for chicas, had to take a few photos to remember it all, clitoris suckers, magic rings, Thai balls pimienta, deepthroat spray multi Profunda, intt magic egg vibrators, intt brand garganta sprays, double clit stimulator for garotas to squirt together. G-spot squirter, liquid vibrator, remote pussy vibrator to buzz her pussy when she is sitting in monte carlo o solarium. I damn gave up trying to figure out all of the sex toys, vibrators, masks, marbles, lubricants, edible panties both in chocolate and strawberries.

The flexibility of the young garota, doing a backward 69 so they could both lick and taste the edible panties together. Three types of weird sex collars for garotas.

That putera had every kinky perverted sex toys in her bag of tricks. She must be a reseller for sex toys. Lickable tattoos stickers placed below the belly button it says bon appetite, haha.

A double ended Vagifit for pompoarism.

Yeah she had to explain that one. Ok got it.

We went through eleven towels, sopping wet with garotas squirt, leche, saliva. Love it when garotas are really into each other.

After two and half hours we took a small break to order iFood in room. A couple of bento boxes of delicious Japanese sashimi, yakissoba, and yakitori.

A satisfying quick meal, now back to two or three hours of doing whatever the fking garotas imagine, cause they were on wild sex mind-bending session. Think I broke a tooth, dislocated a thumb, sprained an ankle and tore an ACL with these two wild ass young garotas. This was better than the mother-daughter session on mother's day.

In the end, she opened an app on her phone called at privacy. I only know onlyfans. They both had private porno videos on at privacy with three and four-way Brazilian orgies.

Wow, that sexy twenty-year-old half Japanese university student is a real amateur porno pro, she showed me her videos doing double anal, with a wicked smile on her face. She has a porno channel like Ariella Ferraz. I am a damn amateur in their Brazilian sex world. She doing eyes wide shut scenes, with masks, collars, unimaginable sex toys. Nope, sorry fellas not sharing their porno names or channels.

Though I'm finnin to repeat a session tonite. Vagabundo right about university garotas students.

She has more wild plans in store for tonight and we going to Letom love motel.

[Bravo]

Dante Inferno Circle Two. Lust and gluttony.


A satisfying quick meal, now back to two or three hours of doing whatever the fking garotas imagine, cause they were on wild sex mind-bending session. Think I broke a tooth, dislocated a thumb, sprained an ankle and tore an ACL with these two wild ass young garotas. This was better than the mother-daughter session on mother's day.

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Damn dude! Were you fucking or having a WWF WrestleMania match for the championship? On a side note, I have had 4 Japanese girls in Brasil over the years and all 4 of them were fucking excellent in bed!! (If only they had more bunda!

[Tochka]

Dante Inferno Circle Two. Lust and gluttony.

Another night of Brazilian debauchery. Feels like part of Dante's inferno circle of lust and gluttony at Termas Monte Carlo. Whatever plans and budget are started, the night ends way differently than expected. Arrived early to find my lustful Scandallo Garota and her girlfriend waiting for me. I gave them an inexpensive gift box of hot red luv chocolates, and edible chocolate roses. A bright red gift bag presented in front of all the garottes to show she is my bottom be*tch putaria no complexhahaha.

I was unaware she was turned on, ready to go with her toys and gifts too.

She finds her favorite twenty-year-old half-Japanese garota to lick, and off we go to the room.

We order a round of drinks, bubbly, whiskey and nine towels for each Dante circle.

Soon as the door closes, The twenty-year cutie drops to her knees and starts slobbering away deep throat, all the way to the base. She grabs with two hands balls and dick to swallow both together deep down her throat. What a sight to see the dick bulge in her throat. The sweet song of throat bang -bang bulge-bulge. While she repeatedly impales her throat on the dick bulge, my scandallo chica pulls out from her bag, a bright silver, spiked dog collar. That shit is shiny silver. I heard a sound ThwaaapShe slaps the dog collar around the little neck of the young garota thwaap!

I feel the sensation of the dog collar around her throat while her mouth is pounding away deepthroating. . She is collared and ours to do with for pleasure in the circles of sex debauchery. That young garota squealed with delight to be collared, never saw such a delightful smile on her face.

Uh-oh the scandallo garota brings out More toys, female vibrators, sex contraptions for garotas to squirt. She got stuff I never heard of made for chicas, had to take a few photos to remember it all, clitoris suckers, magic rings, Thai balls pimienta, deepthroat spray multi Profunda, intt magic egg vibrators, intt brand garganta sprays, double clit stimulator for garotas to squirt together. G-spot squirter, liquid vibrator, remote pussy vibrator to buzz her pussy when she is sitting in monte carlo o solarium. I damn gave up trying to figure out all of the sex toys, vibrators, masks, marbles, lubricants, edible panties both in chocolate and strawberries.

The flexibility of the young garota, doing a backward 69 so they could both lick and taste the edible panties together. Three types of weird sex collars for garotas.

That putera had every kinky perverted sex toys in her bag of tricks. She must be a reseller for sex toys. Lickable tattoos stickers placed below the belly button it says bon appetite, haha.

A double ended Vagifit for pompoarism.

Yeah she had to explain that one. Ok got it.

We went through eleven towels, sopping wet with garotas squirt, leche, saliva. Love it when garotas are really into each other.

After two and half hours we took a small break to order iFood in room. A couple of bento boxes of delicious Japanese sashimi, yakissoba, and yakitori.

A satisfying quick meal, now back to two or three hours of doing whatever the fking garotas imagine, cause they were on wild sex mind-bending session. Think I broke a tooth, dislocated a thumb, sprained an ankle and tore an ACL with these two wild ass young garotas. This was better than the mother-daughter session on mother's day.

In the end, she opened an app on her phone called at privacy. I only know onlyfans. They both had private porno videos on at privacy with three and four-way Brazilian orgies.

Wow, that sexy twenty-year-old half Japanese university student is a real amateur porno pro, she showed me her videos doing double anal, with a wicked smile on her face. She has a porno channel like Ariella Ferraz. I am a damn amateur in their Brazilian sex world. She doing eyes wide shut scenes, with masks, collars, unimaginable sex toys. Nope, sorry fellas not sharing their porno names or channels.

Though I'm finnin to repeat a session tonite. Vagabundo right about university garotas students.

She has more wild plans in store for tonight and we going to Letom love motel.

[Vagabundo1]

I agree with this.

With the "stupid Bradesco" you get a better rate and don't have to pay an extra 24 reais fee. Banco 24 hours are the ATMs which should be avoided. Just plan ahead and make a withdrawal at Bradesco during daytime.

[Tochka]

With the "stupid Bradesco" you get a better rate and don't have to pay an extra 24 reais fee. Banco 24 hours are the ATMs which should be avoided. Just plan ahead and make a withdrawal at Bradesco during daytime.

Thanks for sharing your advice. I didn't ask about planning ahead (shrug) or the adneasum conversation about bank rates, schwab card, etc. I'm finnin to get some head from a beauty branca Amazoanas and need cash to seal the deal. Hhaha.

Only sharing my experience, While standing in twelve person deep line at Bradesco bank in Centro because only two out of eight machines ATM machines actually works, or 15 person deep Bradesco ATM in Copa for the same reason. Still stupid Bradesco bank for no ATM on weekends or outside of banking hours. YMMV your experience will vary from mine.

[Tochka]

Vagabundo knows that shell across from panda well, having fuked lot in panda and santa marta and environs, to include rua sao clemente 114, verandas, the love shack from 2015.

Date is a great thing, walking around the hood with girl, but.

It depends on the date.

Like a real euro surfer chick exchange student blond who expects the cleaning lady (washed up hoar) to clean her shit from the toilet bowl out of her blond ass or the hoar?

That is the question.

Because once you have the real euro surfer chick exchange student from Finland, you go back to the hoars changed.

Then you disdain the hoars even as they spread their legs for 50 USD raw for 34 minutes of fucking, and the whole time you are rutting in the pussy raw of amber lynn on the 21st floor cuberto, you are wondering about the real euro surfer swimmer blond and when you will talk with her again on a boat party in gloria harbor or in your apartment in recreio.

Because the hoar is just an illusion, a terapia, a salve, a bandage, a cast plastered onto a broken soul wound to replace a life that if you were not born into pussy prison should have had might have had might still have?

But sometimes, the best you can do is to keep taking the terapia, finding that bunda in a hoar house, showing that test, giving that tip, and sliding it in.

I applaud your conquest of beauty from Finland. They are natural blonds top and bottom.

True to my nature I prefer the natural curves and bundas of Brazilians.

Hell, when the NFL game happens this fall in Sao Paulo expect to see Brazilian-American NFL players in 20 twenty years, trying out for the NFL. I'm going to do my part!

Wonder if the Prives, Termas, massages, and Scandallo pricing going to run up to NFL pricing and bring in top garotas. Like F1.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo knows that shell across from panda well, having fuked lot in panda and santa marta and environs, to include rua sao clemente 114, verandas, the love shack from 2015.

Date is a great thing, walking around the hood with girl, but.

It depends on the date.

Like a real euro surfer chick exchange student blond who expects the cleaning lady (washed up hoar) to clean her shit from the toilet bowl out of her blond ass or the hoar?

That is the question.

Because once you have the real euro surfer chick exchange student from Finland, you go back to the hoars changed.

Then you disdain the hoars even as they spread their legs for 50 USD raw for 34 minutes of fucking, and the whole time you are rutting in the pussy raw of amber lynn on the 21st floor cuberto, you are wondering about the real euro surfer swimmer blond and when you will talk with her again on a boat party in gloria harbor or in your apartment in recreio.

Because the hoar is just an illusion, a terapia, a salve, a bandage, a cast plastered onto a broken soul wound to replace a life that if you were not born into pussy prison should have had might have had might still have?

But sometimes, the best you can do is to keep taking the terapia, finding that bunda in a hoar house, showing that test, giving that tip, and sliding it in.

The crappy short-term motel Eden suckz, Love Time near Gloria metro, also sukz. Don't know why garotas recommended to meet there.

The date at the Shell Station gas station across the street from Panda Motel was better than expected.

At Termas Monte Carlos I met a very tall Amazon light skin, Carmel green-eyed, nineteen-year-old beauty. We went to Hotel Panda after Monte Carlos closed at 1 am. We agreed to are $500 for an hour of everything goes. She loves sex toys, lesbian pussy licking, lickety splits, doing elevador dick licking. Two or three hours of fun later Ib realized, not enough cash money to pay for the fun frocklin time. No pix either. There is a 24 x7 Shell Station across the street from the Hotel Panda. It's on Rua Sao Clemente, 307 - Botafogo. A 30-second walk from the hotel. The Shell station has a 24 x7 Banco ATM. We left Panda. I charged the room to my credit card. Walked hand in hand for 30 seconds to the Shell gas station coffee and deli shop to the Branco 24 x7 ATMwithdraw funds. We sat down to share a coffee cappuccino, chips, and pesto grilled sandwich. We talked for the next hour and half like a date, in the Gas station. She is looking for a sugar daddy.

Another late-night ATM is the pharmacy.

Dona Farma Copacabana.

Av. Atlntica, 2364 Copacabana. It is a 1-minute walk, around the corner from Termas Monte Carlo. The pharmacy is open 24 x7 with a 24 x7 Banco ATM machine.

I mentioned two or three places if you need to do a fast late-night early morning ATM run. The third place I like is On the 2nd floor of Bossa Nova mall at SDU airport the 24 x7 Banco ATMs. Until 10 pm. Those were my late-night options for ATM runs. Otherwise, the stupid Bradesco banc opens at 10 am, closes early on Friday, and closes on weekends. Those are the places where my card consistently worked if the ATM has money.

[Sperto]

I mentioned two or three places if you need to do a fast late-night early morning ATM run. The third place I like is On the 2nd floor of Bossa Nova mall at SDU airport the 24 x7 Banco ATMs. Until 10 pm. Those were my late-night options for ATM runs. Otherwise, the stupid Bradesco banc opens at 10 am, closes early on Friday, and closes on weekends.

With the "stupid Bradesco" you get a better rate and don't have to pay an extra 24 reais fee. Banco 24 hours are the ATMs which should be avoided. Just plan ahead and make a withdrawal at Bradesco during daytime.

[FilthyBeaver]

Locations are interchangeable in my mind other than one has scandallo and the other doesn't.

I didn't know they had moved Ayrton Sennas grave to Rio de Janeiro.

[Tochka]

The crappy short-term motel Eden suckz, Love Time near Gloria metro, also sukz. Don't know why garotas recommended to meet there.

The date at the Shell Station gas station across the street from Panda Motel was better than expected.

At Termas Monte Carlos I met a very tall Amazon light skin, Carmel green-eyed, nineteen-year-old beauty. We went to Hotel Panda after Monte Carlos closed at 1 am. We agreed to are $500 for an hour of everything goes. She loves sex toys, lesbian pussy licking, lickety splits, doing elevador dick licking. Two or three hours of fun later Ib realized, not enough cash money to pay for the fun frocklin time. No pix either. There is a 24 x7 Shell Station across the street from the Hotel Panda. It's on Rua Sao Clemente, 307 - Botafogo. A 30-second walk from the hotel. The Shell station has a 24 x7 Banco ATM. We left Panda. I charged the room to my credit card. Walked hand in hand for 30 seconds to the Shell gas station coffee and deli shop to the Branco 24 x7 ATMwithdraw funds. We sat down to share a coffee cappuccino, chips, and pesto grilled sandwich. We talked for the next hour and half like a date, in the Gas station. She is looking for a sugar daddy.

Another late-night ATM is the pharmacy.

Dona Farma Copacabana.

Av. Atlntica, 2364 Copacabana. It is a 1-minute walk, around the corner from Termas Monte Carlo. The pharmacy is open 24 x7 with a 24 x7 Banco ATM machine.

I mentioned two or three places if you need to do a fast late-night early morning ATM run. The third place I like is On the 2nd floor of Bossa Nova mall at SDU airport the 24 x7 Banco ATMs. Until 10 pm. Those were my late-night options for ATM runs. Otherwise, the stupid Bradesco banc opens at 10 am, closes early on Friday, and closes on weekends. Those are the places where my card consistently worked if the ATM has money.

[Sperto]

Aside from maybe Senna's grave and museum I can't think of a single thing I want to do there aside f4 om eat.

I didn't know they had moved Ayrton Sennas grave to Rio de Janeiro.