Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Turgid]

Something I noticed, the girls in Brazilian spa's were almost exclusively not comfortable with being filmed (thing of mine) while in Colombia particularly the Santa Fe / Veracruz areas it was a totally different story. To be fair, there were more vennies there, but is this something I can rectify by going somewhere more specific?

I suspect you want their faces in. I have photographed lots of garotas but they don't want their faces taken.

[Explorer69]

Keep up good work. Age is a number; as long as you can get your hooks in and stay focused you're never out of a fight. Besides the University (not an option for st tourist) where are you meeting the 18 year old in RIO?

I met her in Casablanca. It was her 2nd night there!

[FilthyBeaver]

I'm planning a trip to monger. There's enough info here to keep me more or less busy in the evenings but I'm wondering what the more experienced members recommend for a first trip. I can't go multiple times a night and I can't go more than 3 or 4 nights in a row until the mongering even gets old. Aside from maybe Senna's grave and museum I can't think of a single thing I want to do there aside f4 om eat. Based on Steve's reports alone SP ended up on my bucket list but how long is enough? Are any weeknights actually dead in the clubs or does it not matter?

[KindAn]

Something I noticed, the girls in Brazilian spa's were almost exclusively not comfortable with being filmed (thing of mine) while in Colombia particularly the Santa Fe / Veracruz areas it was a totally different story. To be fair, there were more vennies there, but is this something I can rectify by going somewhere more specific?

[KindAn]

Hey you horn dogs with a similar bucket list. Nope Can't help ya fellas out.

What happened was one in a thousand event. The timing just lined up, on mothers day. I was not seeking the combo at all. I randomly asked the garota about the cute girlfriend in her photos. The mom-and-daughter deal was a random opportunity. I didn't ask for it or plan in advance to make it happen. Plus the two chicas could always lie about the relationship.

Unfortunately they were clear, it's not going to happen again. It's not a garota special service offered. They Don't want people to know they shared the same dude me. Sounds like one of those stupid Jerry Springer shows. Where Mom and daughter deepthroat leche the same guy. Haha.

It was kind of weird to get wassap message from the daughter about taking care of mame. How mamita enjoyed swallowing leche. Mae enjoyed this and that.

I guess Brazilian garotas have a bucket list too!

Lmfao this made me laugh. Congrats.

[Tochka]

Hey you horn dogs with a similar bucket list. Nope Can't help ya fellas out.

What happened was one in a thousand event. The timing just lined up, on mothers day. I was not seeking the combo at all. I randomly asked the garota about the cute girlfriend in her photos. The mom-and-daughter deal was a random opportunity. I didn't ask for it or plan in advance to make it happen. Plus the two chicas could always lie about the relationship.

Unfortunately they were clear, it's not going to happen again. It's not a garota special service offered. They Don't want people to know they shared the same dude me. Sounds like one of those stupid Jerry Springer shows. Where Mom and daughter deepthroat leche the same guy. Haha.

It was kind of weird to get wassap message from the daughter about taking care of mame. How mamita enjoyed swallowing leche. Mae enjoyed this and that.

I guess Brazilian garotas have a bucket list too!

[CCRider1008]

This time in Rio, the first night in Casablanca, I took a girl without proper interview and everything was mediocre and not interesting. The second night I found the gem: 18 years, very beautiful, second visit in her life to Casablanca. Big success we met the evening after as well.

It was fun and a bit embarrassing to see the face of the guy in reception when he checked in the 24 year old girlfriend of the 80-year old!

Keep up good work. Age is a number; as long as you can get your hooks in and stay focused you're never out of a fight. Besides the University (not an option for st tourist) where are you meeting the 18 year old in RIO?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Damn. Was supposed to go in the Seeking thread. Sorry about that. Well maybe someone enjoyed it. And if you ever get in the Seeking game I am your wingman!

Very nice of you. Thanks.

[Tochka]

Only in Brazil.

It's Mother's Day and a Sunday. Damn difficult to arrange a time with garotas because they are with families throughout the day. Bummed out, until I wassaped a nineteen-year-old, very light skin, green eyes beauty from Dudas. We had a boring routine session earlier in the week. She is a so-so performer in bed. She responded with interest in meeting on Sunday night, to give a chance to perform better. Fine. I can at least face FK her young ass, and watch her tongue swallow the leche.

She sent a few photos during the family cookout. One chica stood out as a fine-ass green-eyed, caramel creamy body in a bikini. Asked about her friend's name. She said it was her mother, she has excellent genes.

She said they were enjoying time together smoking ganja. Well ok. Next message was from her mother. Really! Wow a hottie, yeah her mother is a maturr GDP taking new clients. That her best service doing incredible deepthroat with swallowing. Dayum, both the dick and brain are racing with combo possibilities straight out of the penthouse forum.

Her mother calls me up on WhatsApp. She sends some f-king outstanding BJ photos.

Ok, I am hooked to try out mother-daughter in different sessions. She will come by Uber Moto for a session later tonight. The daughter is Uber car on the way to Panda Hotel now. The closest I ever came to this combo was in the DR. But couldn't quite pull it off after months of trying. The DR cuties still to this day remain interested in giving it a try sometime. In Brazil, this happening quickly, off the bat. What a country. This has been a mind-blowing Mother's Day on a Sunday. YMMV. This is my experience of rolling with life. Roll with yours.

[Steve 9696]

Interesting, but why is this in the Rio thread?

Damn. Was supposed to go in the Seeking thread. Sorry about that. Well maybe someone enjoyed it. And if you ever get in the Seeking game I am your wingman!

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Here's how it went down with my second bareback Mexicana goddess in the last month! LOL. Snip.

Interesting, but why is this in the Rio thread?

[Steve 9696]

Here's how it went down with my second bareback Mexicana goddess in the last month! LOL.

Day 1:

Wow. Just totally blown away by this girl. Might have made the crucial "never pay first" error but damn what a girl. Here's how it went down.

First the lead up banter was super interesting. I was actually at a bar having a drink because my other Seeking date stood me up. And I was on a roll being very forward chatting up Liz. Telling her to join me. She seemed really intrigued and we chatted a bunch and agreed to meetup today.

I thought she might be a real player or catfish (and still could be. If so hats off to her!) because some of the texts were just a bit forward or off. She was saying she thought I was really handsome and liked my energy. Said she likes to fuck! LOL. And said she wants to see more of me (implying what? Dick pics?

Well she turns out to be super real. Just my type. Petite Mexican girl with a banging rack (it turns out). We settle in at this little dive bar I like and just hit it off. Waitress comes three times and we are still chatting too much to look at the menus. Just really great chat and chemistry from minute one.

She is intrigued by my sexless marriage and confesses she has a boyfriend but he kinda treats her bad. We just chat on and on. She is an open book.

I came within inches of closing the deal and taking g her to the hotel. She first protested she was on her period but when I said I didn't care she seemed like she has a hard rule about no sex on the first date and was pushing me for the next day.

She had hinted she wants sunglasses and generally prefers gifts to allowance. And so I broke the cardinal rule and took her shopping for an expensive pair. We went in my car and on getting in she leans over for a kiss. And it's a great kiss. Sloppy tongue tangling DFK. Nice.

Shopping was great fun and she was very touchy and affectionate. We found a pair of Ray Bans she liked and they look great on her. $270! But I figure if I can wrangle her into the bed it will be worth it. She promised we will have a hotel date tomorrow. But she could still be sharking me.

On the way back to drop her I have to pee so bad. And the condo Shayla just vacated is just down the street so I say I have to pee and why doesn't she come in. I drop a monster pee and come back to the living room and boom we are suddenly kissing again. And deep and passionate.

She has a work call in 15 minutes so we know it's not going down but we def sample the goods. I am feeling her ass and then start on her tits. They are massive and wonderful on her tiny frame. At some point I put her hand on my dick and she likes this. The kissing is amazing.

Eventually she breaks the lip lock saying she has her meeting. But then she backs up against me and puts her hand on my dick again and kinda leans over the island and throws her head back to kiss me. It's very sexy like doggie but with clothes on.

Eventually the spell is broken and I drop her off at her place. We are in contact about tomorrow but so far a little non comittal. Hope I haven't been played because damn I'm in love! Totally smitten. My dream girl. Wow.

Day 2:

So clearly I've outlayed my $270 and hope for a return on investment. But I get a text that says she's doing nanny for the kids at 3 and can't meet. I'm pressing her for precise schedule but not getting much love. We are texting back and forth and honestly she's a bit of a hot mess like saying maybe 1. Or maybe after 11 Pm etc.

I realize I'm being too thirsty trying to get her out so soon again (tho she did say we would meet today) and I'm fucking Lilly on Wednesday and so I back off and say she's clearly too busy. Let's meet in two weeks. And she's like OMG that's so long. Let's meet today! LOL. Having an abundance mindset totally works.

We finally agree a 6 Pm meetup and it's on. She says she has to be home by 7:30 so I am anxious to get this party started. We don't bother with dinner pretext and just take some Paloma's in cans to the condo.

It all starts pretty slow just chatting and drinking. Fuck she can talk your ear off! But I listen patiently because I know there's a payoff and it involves getting my dick wet!

Eventually we move to the bed and she drones on but I am lightly stroking her leg pretty near her pussy. I am keeping an eye on time but at about 6:30 she chugs here drink and rolls to her back on the bed and pulls me on top of her. Ok it's on!

We are in various stages of undress and I get to see the rack she'the sent me a pic of. Wowzers. Like DCups on a tiny frame. Super nice. She wants to get my undies off and does and I straddle her chest and she takes me in her mouth. She's not much of a BJ girl boo but we do some super nice slow mouth fucking for a little bit. But then she says "I want you to fuck me!" And who am I to deny her that pleasure!

I get into place and she starts pulling me inside here bareback! I'm about halfway in when she says "you're clean right?" Hahaha a little late to have that convo now! But yeah I am and I go balls deep.

We fuck a long time in mish. Turns out her pussy feels great in all three primary positions which is rare. So I'm going to forgive the light BJ. After mish we do my fave the Steve. Man I am pounding her good in that position. She loves it and cranes her neck so she can watch my rock hard dick impale her petite body. Hot as fuck.

Swap to doggie at edge of bed. She feels great I'm this position and of course nice view. I reach around and feel her spectacular tits. We must have fucked for at least 20 minutes this way when I suggest we change to cowgirl.

She's got good energy and fucks in Asian cowgirl for an amazingly long time. She is definitely getting off and I just smile and let her use me as her boy toy. I don't think she's fucked anyone that goes as long as me before. Because we just continue on and on, esp without the BJ. More Steve. More mish.

At some point I think I have to get her to BJ to finish me. But she says she doesn't like to taste herself. So I go wash up and position for some submissive BJ, me on my knees reared up and her on her knees cock in mouth. It's a little light to be honest and I hope we can improve here.

Honestly I think she's a bit tired of fucking at this point and we will have to watch this going forward because she picks up her phone and says her boyfriend is blowing up her phone and she hasto leave! Wtf? Prob BS and I am a bit disappointed. This is at the 40 minutes of sex mark. It must show on my face because she says "what" and I say well I want to finish.

She says "can you finish in ten minutes" and I say sure! So now we have to go to the patented Steve finish. I get a towel and position at edge of bed and tell her I want her to suck my balls. She's pretty tentative. You can tell she doesn't usually do this. But she gets one ball in her mouth and starts sucking while I Jack off slowly. Oooooo that feels so good.

I think about directing her to the other ball but it was a minor coup to get the ball sucking at all so I let her suck on. I am growing hard as a brick and feeling the build. At the very last second I kinda push her out of the way but only partial success. I shoot out a nice rope (long shot for me) and it hits her partially on the shoulder and the rest on the towel.

Again I don't think she rolls this way very much like her boyfriend just fucks her because she's like "damn that was super sexy. " And gives me amazing doe eyes and a kiss.

We clean up and have a final kiss as I drop some $$ in her bag. And I drive her home to her boyfriend having fucked the living shit out of her. LOL.

In summary she's a bit mercenary but not too expensive and her BJ is lame. But she fucks like a racehorse and is hot as fuck. And that is a rare gem in my neck of the woods! So let's keep it rolling and see where we go from here!

[Vagabundo1]

Viking Madonna: Memories of my melancholy hoars by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

To our list of hoaring literature, we must add the below fine novella (just 5 hours on audible), which is about a 90 year old man who orders a 14 year old virgin hoar from his favorite madam. Apart from the legalities and morality, there are bits of health tips for we old dudes (vagabundo himself is 88'; and he notes that Hemingway once said all great writers are liars, and Vagabundo aspires to be a great writer).

https://www.amazon.com/Memories-Mela...words=memories+of+my+melancholy&qid=1715451076&sprefix=memories+of+my+me%2 Caps%2 C214&sr=8-1.

Vagabundo is writing his own novella of this genre with a 21 year old silly viking girl here in rio using his 17 centimeter pen to dip into the tight, white, fit, yoga and swimming trained inner thighs of his viking princess, who swims at 05 h30 and does yoga at 18 h, and vagabundo follows her long blond legs to do exactly the same routine like a good slave to his viking madonna queen! She doesn't carry a pistol or a knife yet like the Russian, she carries a iphone and Vagabundo will carry religiously a iphone battery for her for she uses the iphone to call in drone strikes on the ballsacs of Russian and Commando Vermelha in a forthcoming Tropa de Elite 3 / Cidade de Deus 2/ Dom Season 3/ Top Gun 3 all with Madonna fucking Tom Cruise in a Russian Hind Helicopter that rises like a angry Eagle from a 20,000 ton roll on / roll off ship that Vagabundo, 88, and Silly Viking, 21, hijack by the dozen down in Porto Allegre, Santos, and up in Salvador, Fortaleza, and Havana, where Vagabundo grows a beard to blend in with his fellow communists, giving lectures on Lenin in perfect Russian while drinking fine Tequila by the gallon dripping down the snow white blond ass cheeks of the Silly Viking Madonna who sits on his face three times a day, between sunrise ocean swims and sunset yoga out at Recreio Praia Macumba or at Praia Abrico or Praia Boi out in Buzios or at Arrail do Cabo or Ihla Grande.

More than once in the months since we met on a boat party where we talked endlessly in English as the Viking Madonna comes from a civilized nation, she messaged Vagabundo on Life360, and with SWISS NAVY friends, we all came running to pull her skinny blond ass out of the trouble that a svelte viking princess can find in Rio de Janeiro, even when she had the Russian ball gagged for a little dupla gone wrong. But, Vagabundo, never missing a chance to fuck a Russian, gobbled up some generic viagra and cialis like a viking from the long Schwartz line of the baltics, and he slid his bratwurst into the kunt of the Russian, breeding her like his grandfather so many decades ago in Stalingrad, a parting gift to Lenin and its youth league lead by the Russian's grandfather.

Negra Monique came over today, the sabbath (Shabbat Shalom, my flock), and for 300 r she milked my bratwurst 6 times for a CPF of 50+ uber, which is the basis for the pathetic GDP (Garota the Programa) of Lula's communist cock-sucking experiment in Latino Socialism, not to be controversial, and purely for educational and artistic purposes. Monique cleaned, all the better because Vagabundo lead by example and cleaned alongside her negra booty, but all the time, Vagabundo thought of his Viking Madonna, 21, with her blond viking hair wet against her face as he kissed her on the beach for the first time on Thursday, later in the day to suck on her pert 21 year old nipples in his apartment, which was a mess where she had to recharge her iphone and we ate a meal of salmon na brasa from Casuarina. As I type this, Anne Amari is messaging me, and my viking madonna has an academic event, but I am sick of Anne Amari who doesn't fuck enough, or clean, and always has emergencies and refuses to learn english despite Vagabundo dropping hints if not outright commands. Vagabundo is a terrible person in how he blatantly refused all of Nina Deponca's pleas for work as a cleaning only maid (300 r for cleaning, she proposed, to which Vagabundo countered 50 or 100; remember men, as Sperto says, minimum wage here is 1300 reais a month. So don't overpay). Vagabundo could not screenshot his messages to Nina Deponca as they are offensive, both on the grounds of content, and on the grounds of being pornographic in that Nia Nacci 2015's mouth is wrapped around Vagabundo's bratwurst.

I fuck.

I write.

Like Henry "Vagabundo" Miller.

Like Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Because on days around Centro and Tijuca I put in my earphones, and I listen to Marquez' Memories of my melancholy hoars.

Truth is that in South America, SOUTHCOM to we SWISS Navy veterans, the rules are different, thankfully.

In 2030, my viking Madonna and I will swim out to a SWISS NAVY submarine at sunrise from a REDACTED beach. Perhaps we will skip our normal breakfast at the little coffee shop across the street from Centaurus where the macho cops show how bad their weapons handling is by putting the barrels of their M4 rifles on their boots, threatening to have to explain to their commanding officers how they shot their toes off to look a little more cool. But the local cops all train jiu jitsu. Pick the coffee shops where the cops lounge around as a rule, and put on the patch that shows your blood type in correct Rio de Janeiro Bombeiro fashion, give the cops a nod as you kiss your viking Madonna on the lips on the way to her Portuguese exam, confident that your street Portuguese is good enough to get a cops number at Paris Cafe even if it is not good enough to get a stripper's number. Then meet her just off campus to avoid the embarrassment to her of dating a man 67 years her senior. I drink the blood of young clones and am injected with the stem cells of the Boys from Brazil under the supervision of Slavic Orthodox doctors working for the Russian Consulate in Leblon who have ski-ed across the frontier from Russia into Norway, then South to the Baltic, and from thence aboard a Virginia class boat chartered by the Vatican to bring the Book of Ruth in all the Baltic Languages in Rio to again start civilization. In the salty heaven of our sunrise swims, my Viking Madonna paces our swims, as she strokes on her fins from her long legs which I bought her at Decathlon in Barra.

Selah.

I am not certain if this can give anyone new information where and what to hunt. But I decided to tell a little about my experiences in Rio de Janeiro we all do it a bit differently.

In order that you shall understand my style, I need to introduce myself. First of all, I am 80 eighty. Years old. At home (Northern Europe), people believe that I am 70, however, Brazilians think I am in my late 50 ies. I still have most of my (now white) hair and I am reasonably slim. I am blue-eyed. Big plus in Brazil and originally very blond. I am single (widower).

My first time in Rio was in 1983 and I have been a regular since that being in love with Brasileiras. I will not tell about all my experiences during the years, but concentrate on my last 12-days visit in April. I am still fully active at work. I am very lucky: during the last 5 years I visited Rio every 3rd month 3 days connected to work and another week for play..

[Brsvv]

I am currently enjoying my time in Medellin, Colombia. My plan is to visit all South American countries, so now I'm thinking of moving on to Brazil. Any advice you guys could give me would be greatly appreciated!

From what I've seen, scandalo in So Paulo seems to be the best brothel in the world, is that correct?

I don't know where to visit between Rio de Janeiro and So Paulo.

Which city is better for a sex tour?

And in which cities is it easier to find a date, and not just for prostitution?

And is it true that Brazil has the hottest girls? I think Colombian girls are more reserved.

In my opinion São Paulo is better than Rio de Janeiro. São Paulo has more quantity and has everything for everyone, but it is pricier than Rio de Janeiro. As far as dating goes pretty much any major city in Brazil (I. E São Paulo, Rio, Belo Horizonte, Curitiba, Florianopolis) The amount of women Brazil has is unreal.

Are the girls in Brazil hotter than Colombia? That's subjective but if you were to ask me, the ones in Brazil are hotter and fuck better.

[Xpartan]

Salute sir, you are an inspiration!

Second that!