Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Kcrl01]

The caipirinha sellers on the beach is a major tourist trap.

Last month I noticed one caipirinha seller taking a crap next to the car where his friends prepared the drinks. No washing hands or hygiene.

Thanks, Spert, we needed that!

[Vagabundo1]

Superbowl, Mosaico, are. Hilrio Ribeiro, 243 - Praca the Bandeira, Rio de Janeiro. RJ.

At the suggestion of Senor Bonhead, we will have a Superbowl event at Mosaico, 19 h30 local, at Mosaico, at the above address.

It was good to catch up with Mr. E this past week, along with Jingo10. We linked up on Thursday at Rio Branco 156, patrolled over to Darkroom and some casas, where Noemie Bilas works. Mr. E is a solid wingman with not just fluent Porto, but also a wit that gets a good vibe going with the local girls and staff. The lineup at Darkroom was good, slim morenas, and super hot new negras like Rebecca.

Once again I fuck up so you do not have to. Me and my girl are at the beach now. A guy walks by with a tray of 2 caipirinhas and 1 strawberry vodka. They are 10 reais each. My girl does not drink so 1 caipirinha for me. I pay the guy 10 and he walks off. I sip the drink and it turns out to be water, ice, sugar and lime. In other words, lemonade unmixed, no alcohol. I let my girl try and she says yep, straight water.

If you buy a drink, then buy it from a stand and not just a guy walking by. It looked so good on that tray though. But still totally worth 10 reais. We just left Outback Steakhouse where the same thing was going for 13.

I had told my girl about the Superbowl that I want to watch tomorrow. We were in the Uber coming back from Outback and passed by Mabs where you can see the projector screen from the street. She said they have a big ass TV screen at that place. Call and see if they will be showing that game. Uhhh. No.

[CruzMaltina]

Gparena.net

Can the regulars update my terma list and Help style bars that are open in Rio now. I'm not interested in Vila Mimosa area, just the A and be places. If you could fill in the blanks that would be appreciated. I will give a trip report when I get back.

Monte Carlo, Centaurus, 4 x 4, Casablanca, 65, and Solarium.

Mabs for hooker bars is all I can remember.

It's been 10 years for me, so I'm rusty on everything. Is the beach in front of Othon Hotel still the hooker part. Also 200 reals for a girl on the beach was standard back then. Is that still good or have they jacked it up with all the inflation the last 10 years.

[Sperto]

If you buy a drink, then buy it from a stand and not just a guy walking by.

The caipirinha sellers on the beach is a major tourist trap.

The seller comes in cars. Just park and starts their business. They have one guy preparing the drinks in the car and a couple of friends walking around with trays selling the drinks. Last month I noticed one caipirinha seller taking a crap next to the car where his friends prepared the drinks. No washing hands or hygiene.

Considering you stayed at the beach in front of Othon, you could have walked one block up on Rua Miguel Lemos / Rua Aires Saldanha to Bar Pipa Velha and bought an excellent and very large caipirinha for 8 reais.

[Mr Enternational]

It's been 10 years for me, so I'm rusty on everything. Is the beach in front of Othon Hotel still the hooker part. Also 200 reals for a girl on the beach was standard back then. Is that still good or have they jacked it up with all the inflation the last 10 years.

Kind of in front of the Othon now and not a hooker in sight. Forget everything you knew from 10 years ago. The game is at the privees and online now.

[Mr Enternational]

Once again I fuck up so you do not have to. Me and my girl are at the beach now. A guy walks by with a tray of 2 caipirinhas and 1 strawberry vodka. They are 10 reais each. My girl does not drink so 1 caipirinha for me. I pay the guy 10 and he walks off. I sip the drink and it turns out to be water, ice, sugar and lime. In other words, lemonade unmixed, no alcohol. I let my girl try and she says yep, straight water.

If you buy a drink, then buy it from a stand and not just a guy walking by. It looked so good on that tray though. But still totally worth 10 reais. We just left Outback Steakhouse where the same thing was going for 13.

I had told my girl about the Superbowl that I want to watch tomorrow. We were in the Uber coming back from Outback and passed by Mabs where you can see the projector screen from the street. She said they have a big ass TV screen at that place. Call and see if they will be showing that game. Uhhh. No.

[TjBrazil]

Can the regulars update my terma list and Help style bars that are open in Rio now. I'm not interested in Vila Mimosa area, just the A and be places. If you could fill in the blanks that would be appreciated. I will give a trip report when I get back.

Monte Carlo, Centaurus, 4 x 4, Casablanca, 65, and Solarium.

Mabs for hooker bars is all I can remember.

It's been 10 years for me, so I'm rusty on everything. Is the beach in front of Othon Hotel still the hooker part. Also 200 reals for a girl on the beach was standard back then. Is that still good or have they jacked it up with all the inflation the last 10 years.

[Bravo]

Maybe it's mot so much about about foreign numbers, but about a lack of Portuguese writing skills? At least what I've seen of the members here who are "speaking fluent Portuguese" are awful in their writing skills.

Thats normal. I have family members who grew up in NYC speaking Spanish but probably couldn't write it at a 3rd grade level. (I can read Portuguese 10 X better than I can write it).

[Sperto]

I did a test with another member because the girl was asking very high price. I have a Sao Paulo number. I got quoted the same price but with more service or more time right off the bat while the member with a US number got less with the same price. I also met a girl at Scandallo teaching me about inflation. LOL.

Maybe it's mot so much about about foreign numbers, but about a lack of Portuguese writing skills? At least what I've seen of the members here who are "speaking fluent Portuguese" are awful in their writing skills.

[Nounce]

I have had that happen a number of times. Their mindset is "You are a gringo, this session is really cheap for you! The dollar is strong, you can afford to pay an extra 50 R!

The BOB hairdo garota, was that Jenny. The one with like 10 kids?

I did a test with another member because the girl was asking very high price. I have a Sao Paulo number. I got quoted the same price but with more service or more time right off the bat while the member with a US number got less with the same price. I also met a girl at Scandallo teaching me about inflation. LOL.

[Bravo]

I was standing out in front of Mab's the other night and this old Help chick told me $100. She must be 45 or 50 by now and has the same bob hairstyle that she had 20 years ago.

I went and fucked a photoacompanhantes chick for $24 (130 reais) instead. These chicks tickle me trying to jack the price up when they see a foreign number. She tells me the price is 150 reais. I said oh I thought it was 130. She said 130 is fine.

I have had that happen a number of times. Their mindset is "You are a gringo, this session is really cheap for you! The dollar is strong, you can afford to pay an extra 50 R!

The BOB hairdo garota, was that Jenny. The one with like 10 kids?

[Vagabundo1]

Life is hard in the love shack.

The hoar won't sleep.

It's 4.

She rolls over and mounts our hero, Vagabundo, a humble Swiss Naval Intelligence Officer working for the good of our democracy.

She lubes up his prick, rolls on top.

We fuck. She fucks like jiu jitsu fighters roll, pushing her forehead into Vagabundo's. She comes. She need to get in an O. She takes her pleasure from our sleepless hero.

Who is paying who?

She is 21. Nice ass. She is facially prettier than Noemie Bilas who she calls feio, ugly.

We sleep again, and at 08 h, we fuck again, BBFSCIP.

Well if you are looking for BBFS wingmen, you can PM Senor Nounce or Jimmyboy to be added to the group. We maintain a Pimp Legion of Doom. But you must be able to answer 50 cent's question.

Why? Should we let you into the Pimp Legion of Doom?

The Week in Baseball 10 pops and counting.

So Vagabundo is sitting in the loveshack with Anne Amari, on pop #10 for the week and counting. We kind of flowed into a second pernoite because so much ganja was being smoked and naps were being taken.

You only need to find a few good fit girls.

Lots of talk about various subjects, SP v RJ, buzios and other side trips.

At the end of the day, the single best lifestyle of the rich in spirit and infamous is to live in Barra between P1 and 10 (Vagabundo is at p6 and considering p1; chege is at P7; and a ISGer who makes porn is at P1, "the only reason I stay in Brazil is barra" his words -- meaning the security in barra is good so you don't have to even worry about the phone snatches in Copa etc), from thence to metro or luxury bus to the centro prives and / or VM the top one being massagemtijuca (call ahead for jessica, joyce or jamile), trash casas, and then to do your pernoites, and to go to perola negra to get numbers and socialize, and from thence to repeat ad infinitum in Barra, where the king of Brazil, renzo gracie lives, and the prince of Brazil, papatino live, away from the sex tourist bubble of metro stops sisquera to general osorio, and away from the tourist bubble of metro stops uruguiana to sao conrado..

[Mr Enternational]

I was standing out in front of Mab's the other night and this old Help chick told me $100. She must be 45 or 50 by now and has the same bob hairstyle that she had 20 years ago.

I went and fucked a photoacompanhantes chick for $24 (130 reais) instead. These chicks tickle me trying to jack the price up when they see a foreign number. She tells me the price is 150 reais. I said oh I thought it was 130. She said 130 is fine.

[Axel Heyst]

What do you guys think? With Covid mandates going by the wayside around the world, how long before Brazil drops its Covid test requirements for the entry of fully vaxed foreigners and how long before Biden drops test requirements completely or at least lengthens the time interval between tests and flight departures for US citizens returning to the USA from Brazil?

I. E. When is international travel going to get back to pre-pandemic normal?

[Nordico]

Question about pcr test. Is it 72 hours from when you board your first flight or the second flight that actually goes to rio. My boarding time is 2 pm for first flight and my Covid test is 3:50 pm 3 days prior. That gives me a 70 hour difference, but when my connecting flight from Texas leaves it will be over 72 hours. Anyone know for sure how this will work.

It's 72 hours before your first flight, if both legs are on the same ticket.