Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Questner]

I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.

My recent November in Rio was in 2021 and it was balmy and fantastic. This 2023 it was very hot overall. One of the ways to guarantee dry holidays is to choose ABC (Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao).

[TjBrazil]

I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.

I think I might pick October. I didn't realize the summer rained every day. I should be at my optimum weight by then to party surf and fuck. Since you live in Barra long term, do you travel to different cities and islands and go to the falls, or do you just stay where you are, most of the time, and bang chicks on the regular.

[TjBrazil]

Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.

1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.

2. SP.

3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.

4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.

5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.

6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.

7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.

However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.

Do you recommend I book hotels on a day by day basi, so if I want to visit some place, I can just get a hotel there. Keep my options open. I don't know if I will like Sp for more than a night or two. There is no beach to go to in the day. Isn't SP a concrete jungle like BGC. What do you guys do there during the day. I definitely need to see the falls.

[Vagabundo1]

I found this non pro at a TV shoot. So designate her non pro target 2.

Also I should be sticking to prives like recreioterapias.com.br.

As I say and bubba boy before go to termas to get numbers and socialize, but bring your own pussy to fuck.

Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

[Vagabundo1]

I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.

[Vagabundo1]

Be careful what you wish for. The hottest newest girl at the terma is not the best choice, actually, especially when she flakes on a pernoite plan 2 x per week at 600 r after she already upsold the deal from 3 x 500 r, and then asks for 800 r. The Brazilians have a term, ohlos grandes. Big eyes. When you see this, shut it down and: a) go to the other girls in the club who would be glad to take 400 r once or twice a week, b) centro terma or prive girls who also are glad to take 200 r for BBFS in a hotel, or 300 r overnight, c) a non pro girl, like a certain churascuria waitress loira (blonde) who the other night in the churascuria said I have a boyfriend but she was really saying I don't want you to talk to me in the restaurant because later she was glad to make plans on whatsapp, and after a long day of wiping, needs her hot little pussy sucked and fucked.

Ramble on.

By the way, Google Fi works fine for voice and data to the US both from a wi fi apartment and on the street, the esim can be loaded even in Brazil, and it is cheaper than Tmobile where the mobile data doesn't even work anyway. For local Hi speed mobile data, get one of your girls to get a higher capacity plan on a chip, and a mobile wi fi hotspot like a Netgear Nighthawk bought used on amazon will work, just go into a claro store like in Recreio shopping and get the right APN. Brazil is a nightmare for data and cell plans; there is a professor of law at FGV who advocates for free internet for all Brazilians and I concur, but it is a pipe dream, so much money is made by the rich and getting richer by fucking the poor by these whack job plans where the price for a little data is set at a super high per mpbs rate by consumers, who, like smokers, just keep lighting up, and paying some douch teleco exec exorbitant rates so he can afford that beach front condo in Recreio while he has the strippers from Paris Cafe bent over on some sex furniture and he is shoving bright pink usb powered dildoes up her tight little virgin morena asshole while he smokes some healthy non cancerous ganja, and some underpaid recent catholic school graduate administers the raping of the poor by paying stupid rates on their temporada chips.

Leave the world behind, but bring cash, lawyers, and train some martial arts.

Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

[The Cane]

What cities should I visit. On a normal 7 to 10 day trip, I just stick to Monte Carlo, 4 x4, solarium, Centaurus, New York, mv30, DV, will try Casablanca next trip and that's it. Throw in a massage parlor or 2 and that uses up my 7 to 10 days. I feel if I'm here a month, the turnover of girls at those places won't be fast enough and I won't see enough new girls when I go back. That's when I think I might get bored. How do I keep the variety going for the whole month. Where else should I go at night.

If you're going to stay a month, then at the very least do a Rio / Sampa split. Those are the two best mongering destinations in the country. You could do a couple of weeks in each city. Between the two of them there will be more places for you to go to day and night than you can shake a stick (and your dick) at! If you've got the budget (and staying power) to keep steady mongering for two weeks back to back in each city then it will all go by really fast I guarantee.

[Xpartan]

What cities should I visit.

Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.

1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.

2. SP.

3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.

4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.

5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.

6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.

7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.

However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.

[Xpartan]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.

[Explorer8939]

January, February, March less Carnival. Water is always rather cool in Rio.

https://globorural.globo.com/previsa...-entenda.ghtml

Since you're planning on this year, then it's December. The better travel deals are in November.

In case of NGO work or volunteering you may need a visa for that purpose.

I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.

[Mr Enternational]

I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

It is a restaurant. They like it when they go, but I do not think anyone is sitting around thinking how much they love Outback. Not sure how you plan on not eating American food since the foods pretty much consist of the same ingredients. Maybe you mean you do not want it cooked in an American style.

[Thigh Gappin]

I would come any month sooner the better.

Even July the water is cold for most people, but that is what rash guards and thin wet suits are made for if you are a ocean swimmer / surfer. When I think of the pool in Transamerica, to be fair, there is a point in about October where it gets warm enough to swim comfortably, but being comfortable is for cowards, rich white people from rich countries, cunts, and weak whining faggots and trannies, though there is nothing wrong with that judging by the fact that the rich American imperialists fly the rainbow flag next to the stars and stripes at their embassy, but then, so does the state of rio de Janeiro.

Yesterday, a hot hoar from a club was supposed to come by but she flaked on the offered 600 r pernoite (high for Vagabundo), probably because she had 3 hours booked at 500 an hour with some client; new girls can get that. So Vagabundo hit up the usual suspects, but slept alone, and had a great morning, alas, alone. Got to build up the team again. Vagabundo tends to scare them away, a downside of deterrence, but a necessary evil here in the jungle.

Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

[TjBrazil]

I like March the best followed by November. I've never gotten bored. One reason is because if I'm staying that long then I move around to different cities. And I always try to throw in somewhere new that I haven't visited before. There's always a lot to do and see. And lots of garotas to fuck!

What cities should I visit. On a normal 7 to 10 day trip, I just stick to Monte Carlo, 4 x4, solarium, Centaurus, New York, mv30, DV, will try Casablanca next trip and that's it. Throw in a massage parlor or 2 and that uses up my 7 to 10 days. I feel if I'm here a month, the turnover of girls at those places won't be fast enough and I won't see enough new girls when I go back. That's when I think I might get bored. How do I keep the variety going for the whole month. Where else should I go at night. I've been on ozempic, so I'm losing weight fast. 2 to 2. 5 pounds a week. If I lose 50 pounds in the next 6 months, I will be able to stand up on a surfboard again, which will keep my days busy at the beach, alternating between surfboard and bodyboard. The question is how do I keep the night time variety filled after running through previous establishments a couple times.

[Vagabundo1]

I would come any month sooner the better.

Even July the water is cold for most people, but that is what rash guards and thin wet suits are made for if you are a ocean swimmer / surfer. When I think of the pool in Transamerica, to be fair, there is a point in about October where it gets warm enough to swim comfortably, but being comfortable is for cowards, rich white people from rich countries, cunts, and weak whining faggots and trannies, though there is nothing wrong with that judging by the fact that the rich American imperialists fly the rainbow flag next to the stars and stripes at their embassy, but then, so does the state of rio de Janeiro.

Yesterday, a hot hoar from a club was supposed to come by but she flaked on the offered 600 r pernoite (high for Vagabundo), probably because she had 3 hours booked at 500 an hour with some client; new girls can get that. So Vagabundo hit up the usual suspects, but slept alone, and had a great morning, alas, alone. Got to build up the team again. Vagabundo tends to scare them away, a downside of deterrence, but a necessary evil here in the jungle.

Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.

[The Cane]

Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.

I like March the best followed by November. I've never gotten bored. One reason is because if I'm staying that long then I move around to different cities. And I always try to throw in somewhere new that I haven't visited before. There's always a lot to do and see. And lots of garotas to fuck!