Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Lefeu]

...I'll include necessary details to help noobies like me. I speak zero Portuguese.

General impression: the highest per capita concentration of beauty I have seen anywhere I've been in the world. And by far the best ass collection, ever. Just the right amount of juiciness combined with excellent waist to hip ratio on close to 90% of the female population. Oh my!

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Thanks for the nice detailed report. Well written!

[Kib123]

Finally made it to the famous city, station One: Copa. I'll include necessary details to help noobies like me. I speak zero Portuguese.

General impression: the highest per capita concentration of beauty I have seen anywhere I've been in the world. And by far the best ass collection, ever. Just the right amount of juiciness combined with excellent waist to hip ratio on close to 90% of the female population. Oh my!

What you will need to hobby successfully: Whatsapp, Google Translate, Google Maps.

Now the experience:

Unfortunately things didn't go according to plan, initially. For one, Sunday seems to be dead mongering-wise. Everything closed. Only a smattering of indies in prives were biting. Selected one in the hood, said she was near Cardeal Arcoverde Metro stop, agreed on time and all the fine print (100/ h). Walked all the way and then she went quiet as I landed in her vicinity. Wasted Sunday afternoon. Day 1 ended in disappointment.

Day 2, Monday, decided to try another prive garota who has a good reputation in Brazilian forums. Again ended in disappointment, "babysitter got sick" as I was only 100 m from her address near Siqueira Campos metro stop. (Interestingly most prives in Copa are near these 2 stations). This is not what I signed up for.

However, I had a plan be this time. Headed to the 'Clinica Street' (Av. Nossa Senhora) - it seems all clinicas in Copa are along this stretch. Had originally intended to go to Copa583 (https://www.copa583.com.br/), but somehow ended up in Copaterapias (http://copaterapias.com.br/) (same building). They had a prominent sign on the ground floor so I assumed it was one and the same. Big mistake. Nice reception area, but Copaterapias only does massage and L1 (aka HJ), this caught me off guard. I am on HJ-free diet (HJ is my gluten), but I was already there, and assumed with only L1, massage should be top notch. I had knots that could be untied, unhappy ending be damned. The lineup had only 3 ladies, but good looking. I picked Jessica, hot as they come (she's a lot hotter than the pics suggest). However, the room was seedier than I expected. They line the massage bed with what is essentially wrapping paper, noisy and tacky as hell. Only communal shower available, towel looks dirty. Mediocre massage, fully clothed, no touching except her legs (no kidding). The HJ, although expertly done, took forever. Not my thing at all. Total waste of time (full h), and RS 160.

Interestingly as I was ready to leave Jessica was quick to offer me her cell # without my asking. She was very friendly, I took this as a sign that she was ready to play at a higher level outside the establishment. More on that later.

So far three fails in a row!

After supper, rechecked my intel to figure out what I missed, and realized poor attention to detail and bad luck landed me in the only Clinica listed as HJ-only in Rio by TWM. I wasn't going to go to bed on night 2 in Rio with only a HJ under my belt, so headed back to 583, the real 583. Rate is RS 150 per h. Incredible lineup, maybe 20 ladies. I chose Suellen, a young, hot, friendly lady with small natural tits, nice ass! The rooms here are really classy, super clean with a private shower, a massage bed (with clean white sheets, not paper), and another bigger action bed. They give you a towel sealed in plastic to indite it had been cleaned or something. Apparently there is no pretend massage in these place. Straight to action, despite the fact that the ladies enter the room wearing professional-looking lab coats. The lady was a good kisser and gave good BBBJ, but was an average performer, a bit too submissive for my taste. Got my 2 pops though. She was also quick to offer me her number. Moonlighting must be common for these ladies.

This is by far the classiest clinica I've been to so far in Rio (5 and counting). Overall good experience, but I would pick a different lady next time.

Part II coming soon.

[Komo753]

Don't cancel your trip. No need. 26 trips in 5 years and no problems of note and I go everywhere you shouldn't!! You can go to all the tourist stuff, all the beaches in daytime, use uber and hit all the termas, Lapa etc and restaurants and enjoy Rio. You don't have any reason to go into the communities that have conflict so should be ok. It's a big city so take normal precautions and take behavioural advice from my and others' post.

Totally agree.

Good advice if he will take it.

[Mr Enternational]

I also agree with the others -- not a good idea to do streetwalkers in Rio. And really no need to, there are so many other better venues.

What is this thing that people have in several threads against street walkers? I have even seen some old Help chicks out on Av Atlantica as SW. Not seeing what the big deal is and why people are so afraid of them.

[Combo]

Has always been, is presently dangerous, and most likely will continue to be. However, you should go, and play it safe. For example, take taxi's, go to Termas, don't go to Centro at night, and make friends with Brazilians that can steer you in the right directions (Networking). After taking some baby steps, then you will slowly expand your horizons. Guinness beer buddy! Be Bold! Good Luck and enjoy (Don't be a Wuss)!

No kidding. Rio has long had a well-deserved reputation for danger (like many destinations in Latin America). However, if one follows the advice given here and stays aware of his surroundings, he will likely be fine. Many on here have been to Rio and other "dangerous" cities dozens of times and never had problems.

I also agree with the others -- not a good idea to do streetwalkers in Rio. And really no need to, there are so many other better venues.

[Ibrahimovic]

How long are you in Rio for? I am there June 7 - 21 and could use some advice as well.

I will be in Rio on those dates, if you want to meet up to check out some establishments.

[Dave1111]

Has always been, is presently dangerous, and most likely will continue to be. However, you should go, and play it safe. For example, take taxi's, go to Termas, don't go to Centro at night, and make friends with Brazilians that can steer you in the right directions (Networking). After taking some baby steps, then you will slowly expand your horizons. Guinness beer buddy! Be Bold! Good Luck and enjoy (Don't be a Wuss)!

I agree, still go. I am back home now and would leave again tomorrow and go straight back. I never got drunk there and always had my wits about me. Door to door taxis are cheap and safe. I had a fantastic time but the crime figures speak for themselves. Bearing in mind how bad corruption is in the country, I suspect the crime figures could actually be a lot higher than are released. There are a lot of homeless people sleeping rough on the beach. That is one place I didn't go near during my stay at night. Its a big dark space with no help so don't go near it. I stayed on the other side of the road on Atlantic av where there were street lights etc. A tourist guy obviously had a problem one night on the beach as we suddenly saw him sprinting across the road bare footed, shirt ripped wide open and I swear his eyes were jutting out of his face with sheer fear. God knows what had just happened but he was running like an Olympic athlete!

[Mangera]

So you are basically saying Rio is a crazy dangerous place now? And most of the others don't say anything like that. Huhhh so confusing, I think I am better off cancelling my trip then.

Has always been, is presently dangerous, and most likely will continue to be. However, you should go, and play it safe. For example, take taxi's, go to Termas, don't go to Centro at night, and make friends with Brazilians that can steer you in the right directions (Networking). After taking some baby steps, then you will slowly expand your horizons. Guinness beer buddy! Be Bold! Good Luck and enjoy (Don't be a Wuss)!

[Mangera]

Gents,

I'm in Rio, where is the street action in Centro?

I totally discourage you from that scene in Centro, and as for Copa, beware that half of them have a hammer under their skirt. I have seen some stunning SW in Barra De Tijuca, but I have not pulled the trigger with so many other safer and better choices in Rio.

If you have enough dough to travel to brazil, no need to take high risk of getting mugged, drugged or higher chance of catching an STD. Again, just not worth it with so many other options.

[Sperto]

Gents,

I'm in Rio, where is the street action in Centro?

Streetwalkers. Copacabana, Prado Junior-Constante Ramos. Some nice ones, but check close up what's your bringing back to avoid unpleasant surprise.
Another advice for SW. Quinta da Boa vista. I've never tried them, but late afternoon I've seen som cute ones. Better go to privées.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Gents,

I'm in Rio, where is the street action in Centro?

Honestly steer clear of sw in Rio. There are so many privees, CLínicas, trash boates, tier 1,2 and 3 termas and VM is the closest area that kinda have sw mixed with girls who are attached to houses but in Centro it's behind Central station but that's crack head HQ. Avenida Atlântica have SW in Copa but I prefer if the girl has some attachment to somewhere where someone knows her etc even Mabs is a bit better than just off the street IMHO.

[FuckAfMedDig]

So you are basically saying Rio is a crazy dangerous place now? And most of the others don't say anything like that. Huhhh so confusing, I think I am better off cancelling my trip then.

Don't cancel your trip. No need. 26 trips in 5 years and no problems of note and I go everywhere you shouldn't!! You can go to all the tourist stuff, all the beaches in daytime, use uber and hit all the termas, Lapa etc and restaurants and enjoy Rio. You don't have any reason to go into the communities that have conflict so should be ok. It's a big city so take normal precautions and take behavioural advice from my and others' post.

[VilaMimosa]

Yes 2 bedrooms apartment but no terrace we have slept in the same bed but not at the same time hahahah And I have not only slept in this bed hahahah again Found some girls in 2010 in Meia Pataca.

I hadn't no regular GF at this time, so the only problem I had with Carlos: he told us to be quiet with girls in the lift because of the camera inside!

You can put any apt number.

You can put any GDP name.

This guy is gonna tell you he's a friend with a owner.

And he was her first client.

If I tell you that I was more times with his favorite GDP than he.

He would tell you that's not possible.

Cause he knows her for so long time.

By the way on that very day when he was with her.

I was her first client.

She's nothing speciall.

Very mechanical robotic.

Doesn't get involved with a client at all.

Not to mention the house conditions.

And her fake boobs and butt.

Their hair also.

[JuveStadium]

So you are basically saying Rio is a crazy dangerous place now? And most of the others don't say anything like that. Huhhh so confusing, I think I am better off cancelling my trip then.

Man if you're afraid.

Don't go.

[Enstds]

Gents,

I'm in Rio, where is the street action in Centro?

How long are you in Rio for? I am there June 7 - 21 and could use some advice as well.