Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Cane]

Here's a look around the world at what's legal and what's illegal. If there was a raid at 4x4 (would not be the first time), then somebody must not have made the right payoff at the right time.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/co...ution-is-legal

[SameeRonaldo]

Hey,

Just came across a news about 4 x 4 on their own tweets. It was raided by Policia in April and arrests were done.

I read that prostitution is not illegal in Brazil but got confused after reading this news.

Can someone guide please?

Another Q about Massages-.

Thanks Vagabundo, others and Gparena for Reviews.

Are the Spa's or Massage places only for sex?

Or do the therapists also give you a good relaxing massage along with sexual fun?

I'm very much curious about Tantra & Nuru massages.

Please someone guide about Spa's & good prices.

Thanks a lot in advance!

[JohnnyWalker55]

We hit a few casas near Darkroom, where Vagabundo found Noemie Bilas, and did a half hour for 80 r, and gave her a tip. Good BBFSCIP pop. Noemie Bilas wanted to do pernoite, but VB deferred to next week. Noemie Bilas is a Chocolateluvr pick from some centro patrols, and there was another super hot negra at the same spot..

Any tips on BBFS? I read that you printed out your STD results and bring the copy, but where are the girls willing to fuder sem camisinha? Mostly VM? I had a couple at the prives last time but only after 3-4 sessions with them, and they wanted to do it. 80 k for BBFS is a dream, vagabundo! Drop some knowledge.

Went to darkroom yesterday, went with maya, or meier, idk how she pronounces it. The dirty blonde. Absolute firecracker. Been with 13 girls in 6 days so far, all the usual salas and prives.

Ill check out the av mem de sa 89 today. So far every one of them did 69/ beijo na boca. Fucking fantastic.

Prices are staying constant at 30 m, 100 reais, though it seems as if they might have gone up for the 10-15 min sessions, I remember them being 30 reais, now they're 50. Maybe I'm wrong. Anyways it's paradise, thanks for the help irmaos.

[Nounce]

He said that? Then I must be an unsuccessful monger who has banged thousands of working girls over the last 5 decades.

My curiosity, did you read the whole post? Or did you only read what you quoted?

[Vagabundo1]

Hemingway wrote in English and used Portuguese for the biblical swear words!

Yesterday vagabundo called callsign homegirl Anne amari Deborah which is not her name, and since I came a little inside of her despite shooting most jatos no meu pau 21 centimetros grosso no bunda dela porque eu Tira antes -- antes! -- eu gozei. Poxa caralho!

[Nrlmus]

So, here's a protip for all you mongers coming into Rio or Brazil:

Learn Portuguese by watching Porto dos fundos on youtube with English subtitles.

Just do it.

Yes, you, sitting in your mother's house in Wisconsin gaming on your fucking huge gamer desktop. Put in that headset, and open another window, and listen to porta dos fundos. You'll be glad you did!

You might also set your phone to Portuguese and try to function.

Just saying.

Yes, thank you Vagabundo! I never heard of this show until you brought it to my attention. It's good even for those of us with sufficient amount of Portuguese. I just saw couple of clips. This is very very funny! LOL And indeed I do agree this is a very good tool for picking up Portuguese too!

Do you yourself a favor and listen to the smart man with smart suggestions based on his long experience of living in Brazil and no, I'm not talking about yours truly. Try to watch the darn show. The English subtitles are very good too and they would guide you into the promised land of getting much more quality GDP than you would get without speaking any Portuguese, irrespective of how much money you're willing to shed out.

[Turgid]

According to the bubba boy guide, " you have to be a selfish, uncaring bastard to be a successful monger."

.....

He said that? Then I must be an unsuccessful monger who has banged thousands of working girls over the last 5 decades.

[SameeRonaldo]

Hey Vagabundo,

You are amazing man!

I agree with you. For those who are staying on Long term in Brazil, that's the best way to live happily.

BTW, how do you manage to enjoy 4 pops a day?

Are you just 21 yrs?

Please share some health tips to stay strong down there for longer life.

Health is Wealth!

I wish you a healthy and long life ahead.

Thanks again for amazing posts. I would love to meet you in person maybe next weekend when I'll be in Barra.

According to the bubba boy guide, " you have to be a selfish, uncaring bastard to be a successful monger."

In part for self interest, I have been spending most of my time lately with homegirl. I need to do a bunch of work, and she stays and never asks for money. I also like doing things with her, like hiking. We went on a great hike yesterday. I bought her some nice cloths and a pack at decathlon, which she was thrilled with, and me too in seeing her with the nice stuff as opposed to the usual carioca lower income clothing. She also went to the academia (gym) in whites only de facto barra where I live in Transamerica. And I like the sex, which we have at least once a day. Though the number of pops is less than my often 4 a day, the actual time in heart zone training is about the same, upwards of 40 minutes of total fucking. So, in my own way, I am being selfish in keeping around a girl all the time. Plus, I do enjoy her company. She says she wants to do a dupla with a blond, so that will happen..

[Vagabundo1]

According to the bubba boy guide, " you have to be a selfish, uncaring bastard to be a successful monger."

In part for self interest, I have been spending most of my time lately with homegirl. I need to do a bunch of work, and she stays and never asks for money. I also like doing things with her, like hiking. We went on a great hike yesterday. I bought her some nice cloths and a pack at decathlon, which she was thrilled with, and me too in seeing her with the nice stuff as opposed to the usual carioca lower income clothing. She also went to the academia (gym) in whites only de facto barra where I live in Transamerica. And I like the sex, which we have at least once a day. Though the number of pops is less than my often 4 a day, the actual time in heart zone training is about the same, upwards of 40 minutes of total fucking. So, in my own way, I am being selfish in keeping around a girl all the time. Plus, I do enjoy her company. She says she wants to do a dupla with a blond, so that will happen.

After all these almost 760 days of straight hoaring, it is nice to have some stability. She actually does help with some tasks.

The biggest factor in keeping or kicking her out is simply language -- sound. I want to listen to english language video, and she gets ready to leave when I play an hour of a english language show.

She wants to order food on iFood, but she can't do all the steps as I have my phone set to english.

Etc.

So, here's a protip for all you mongers coming into Rio or Brazil:

Learn Portuguese by watching Porto dos fundos on youtube with English subtitles.

Just do it.

Yes, you, sitting in your mother's house in Wisconsin gaming on your fucking huge gamer desktop. Put in that headset, and open another window, and listen to porta dos fundos. You'll be glad you did!

You might also set your phone to Portuguese and try to function.

Just saying.

Oh, and work out.

It is true, Vagabundo needs to drop some kilograms. That is because fucking and eating with teenagers for 760 days will build some bad habits, which is to say, I need to let her eat the KFC alone while I drink just a water and whey protein shake. Harder said than done.

Ramble on, fellas.

[Nounce]

Are thermas similar to a HK club in Tijuana? If not is there anything similar to that in Rio? I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

You want to go to the ones in centro like 4x4 to get something similar but they are still not the same.

I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

This you can get at all termas.

[Derdeered]

I will be there in June staying at Copacabana beach. Where can I go to gwt a massage with full service ending?

[RandomPilot]

Are thermas similar to a HK club in Tijuana? If not is there anything similar to that in Rio? I like to relax and drink in a club for a little bit before choosing a girl.

[AryanB]

I have a one day layover at Rio and will probably stay near Copacabana. As I have very less time and being little less adventurous, I was thinking of trying a spa where I can get a decent girl offering sex. Not really interested in massage.

So my noob question is what are the going rates of massage parlours in Rio? Is the counter charges inclusive of extra services inside or they are separate. If extra services charges is separate then what are the usual rate for full service / sex.

Apologies for too many noobie questions. This is my first visit to Brazil and language is a big problem here.

[Vagabundo1]

Well said, and if it is money you can lose, then good on ya.

Senor Bravo too is spot on about the value of putting your capital into assets in your rich world country where you know the language, law and system that produces enough income to rent in Brazil, but still be able to GTFO if necessary.

I enjoyed our meal at Na Brasa Colombia, and look forward to another soon.

All immobile assets carry risks, the USA especially with state / Federal / mechanics liens, fucked up titles, predatory, intrusive, banks and a politically and judicially protected class of blackmailers, known as lawyers, who are in the shakedown business of made up claims and know a payoff is cheaper than defending their nonsense (no loser pays legal costs in USA, so 100% upside for these bandits). Then there are property taxes, which should be called other peoples reproductive choices and fat pension for city officials cushy jobs tax). People with expensive toys get robbed in the USA all the time. Men can additionally expect to get hit up on divorce, bullshit pregnancy / child support and so on from predatory women (also a risky a business. That's why we are here, hahah). USA is a predatory, financialized industry nation that screws over the common man in just about any area you look. P4P is illegal and many stings and traps with tatooed, stupid and or drug infested ugly entitled hos that only have a vagina as their claim to fame. Renting is also bad, as you are little more than a squatter with little or no rights, people do not take you seriously, "oh, just a renter", and a system stacked against you, with a few rare exceptions, such as Germany and commercial leases..

[Pahllus Maximus]

That's it. Cost and quality of living to income ratio. USA, bad. Brazil is dirt cheap, endless sex and massage and friendly people, and earn $ elsewhere, though there are some solid BR companies with international revenue and dividends.

If your work allows it, live cheaply, simply and happily, shun status jedi mind tricks, make every dollar earned an investment bee and remember compound interest. Arbitrage living costs to earning.