Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

She was at Transamerica two years ago. She used to do suruba com pretos. She got her ass stretched good at the nude beach.

She did suruba com pretos at The nude beach.

[Xpartan]

No.

I would suggest independently getting a brazilian number for the purpose of trying to get local pricing.

Yeah, that' a good point.

[Mcd2293]

Now that some of us will be in Rio next week, we could organize a joint VM tour. For example, we could meet at Starbucks Cinelandia on Friday afternoon as a suggestion on my part. Terma tours also possible.

Any update on this world-famous tour? I'd love to join if possible. I've been to Rio many times throughout the years but I'd be down just to see what's new and join in the festivities.

[Vagabundo1]

No.

I would suggest independently getting a brazilian number for the purpose of trying to get local pricing.

Can I set up a Brazilian GV number?

[Mcd2293]

Olegario is the place to be for barravipsrio class girls at midnight. So is mosaico.

Wow she is gorgeous. Good find. Is there a specific address I should be looking for? I tried looking up these places and I only see streets. Feel free to PM me if you prefer. I'm going to be in RJ again next week for my bi-annual pilgrimage and can always use new, fresh Intel.

[TedFerguson]

For those who have tried both, what's your take on the differences between Rio and SP girls? Having spent a month here, there seems to be an undercurrent of coldness to the girls I've met. Polite and friendly initially but gradually colder over time. They still seem to care a lot about being good people and behaving in that manner, so it's manageable, but I'the like to see a bit more warmth.

It seems like people are a bit warmer in Rio, but is it authentic, or is it just polite? Is Rio just better for mongering? (I prefer weeks to months long relationships with the same girls, preferably absurdly hot ones.).

[Vagabundo1]

Olegario is the place to be for barravipsrio class girls at midnight. So is mosaico.

[Vagabundo1]

Perola Negra. - Dupla 1300 r all in.

Vagabundo went to Perola Negra with wingman, who later got screwed by the front desk at Perola Negra. But he did get what he asked for which was a dupla.

Man, if my phone could talk. It kind of can.

The Vagabundo Hank Moody hero of our drama, first fucks homegirl at his own love shack, a good solid fuck. But she is sick, and she is off to her mom. I pay her her 800 reais a week, she fucks almost every day 3 times on demand. So, with a nut busted at about 33 to 50 reais cost per fuck, Vagabundo heads over to Perola Negra, and instantly meets at super hot little Morena, 19 years old.

I get her number. I tell her I want to meet with her outside.

Then while my wingman is locating his two girls for a dupla, and I am translating (but unfortunately did not stick around long enough for the exit and the billing), I go up to the girl who is a 9 and is 19. And she totally disses me, because I told her I want to meet outside. Which is legit. She is working. And it is cold. So they are pissed anyway. But Vagabundo has already done the old in and out with homegirl, so he is not thirsty. His plan is just to go to the outside area, and smoke a joint, which he does later, and which he should have done right away.

On the way out, Vagabundo, after paying for himself (30 reais), he does go outside and smoke a joint, and a girl sitting outside smokes, and Vagabundo feels her up, sucks on her tits a little, and fingers her pussy. But, again, he's already nut busted. So, on the way home, he texts out the hot *****'s totally mercenary text about not hanging out in the boate, and he texts to the what's app group.

The **** on his lap suggests he pay 1500 reais as an exit fee. Vagabundo un asses that bench and bi&ch. Like quick.

11:56 PM, 8/12/2022 Professor Jose: That ***** needs to go to a swing suruba com pretos.

11:57 PM, 8/12/2022 Professor Jose: Pure blacksonblondes com talent.

12:07 AM, 8/13/2022 ISG Gabbarsing: Have her picture?

Vagabundo sends around the wench's picture.

12:21 AM, 8/13/2022 ISG: Where did you find this gem?

12:21 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: And big ole tits.

12:21 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: Thats on a need to know basis.

12:22 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: am having a fight with homegirl.

12:23 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: I might have to sell her to The Arabs, russians, or israelis.

12:24 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: 😅128518;129315;.

12:26 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: https://youtu.be/5lbrFeqZCq8.

12:28 AM, 8/13/2022 Professor Jose: Lets take this to signal.

Vagabundo, getting home texts Pamela a hot little mulata with big tits who takes it bare, a 19 year old out at VM, and she is up for a swing, but the other ISGers are like, I want the morena from Perola.

So, now you know. Go to perola. For the pictures of the morena. You will have to be a member of the Swiss Navy, as clearly her asshole needs and merits a Swiss Navy anal lubricant for its total violation, Black Pipe Layers style, or maybe Yellow Pipe Layers style, #yellowpipelayers, or #germanpipelayers, or #eurasianpipelayers is that a hashtag or what!

[Xpartan]

So just use a google voice number and you will not have to get a SIM.

This is what eventually worked for me. Next time just buy a TIM chip anywhere. Insert the chip into your phone, then call *411 and wait for the message to reach a point that speaks English. Choose the English option, I think it is 3, you can register with your passport or CPF with the person on the phone that speaks English.

Can I set up a Brazilian GV number? And, can I add it to Uber, for example?

I'll try this TIM method next time. Of course, the ideal way for my peace of mind would be ESim (to avoid carrying 2 phones or buying a 2 Sim cards phone), but I can only imagine the headache.

[Vagabundo1]

Fi. google.com.

Unlimited is $65 USD per month.

I suggest getting plenty of data only chips, and put them in burner phones.

Somewhere here I posted a good youtube video on the subject if you search around.

From experience, a fi customer can get several lines, and change numbers, and register various numbers as whatsapp numbers, for your NSFW chats with the hoars of rio.

Also, the pixel phones allow for 4 users. With a whatsapp and whatsapp business for each account one can have up to 8 numbers per pixel phone.

You can find used pixel phones on amazon for less than 200 USD.

Get the pixel 4 or later and use the eSim. You can activate it overseas using a VPN to spoof being in the USA.

I've used the pixel phone with google fi unlimited to supply data for trading at sushi and it works great.

So just use a google voice number and you will not have to get a SIM.

[Nounce]

.... And I don't understand why in the holy name of fuck something as easy as fitting a Sim card for my phone has to be so difficult. ....

This is what eventually worked for me. Next time just buy a TIM chip anywhere. Insert the chip into your phone, then call *411 and wait for the message to reach a point that speaks English. Choose the English option, I think it is 3, you can register with your passport or CPF with the person on the phone that speaks English.

[Mr Enternational]

Yes, but when I'm in Rio, I stay in Zona Sul and want my Sim ASAP because I hate using my US phone number in a mongering destination (don't ask why, I just do).

So just use a google voice number and you will not have to get a SIM.

[Xpartan]

You will get a Vivo Sim in the Vivo shop near Metro Carioca, it's in the shopping complex in which Bob's fast food is in. Very helpful lady. You need your passport and be aware that the SIM expires after your agreed period.

Yes, but when I'm in Rio, I stay in Zona Sul and want my Sim ASAP because I hate using my US phone number in a mongering destination (don't ask why, I just do). For the first couple days, I just relax at the beach and enjoy local talent, as I tend not to visit Centro yet. And I don't understand why in the holy name of fuck something as easy as fitting a Sim card for my phone has to be so difficult. Even in a dedicated phone store, it takes at least an hour to have it done from start to finish, and that's when there is no line.

OK, I know this is a clear-cut TIB case, and resistance is futile, but still.

[Nounce]

Yep. Everyone I spoke with in Rio recommended Vivo over TIM. But last time in Rio Sul, they said they'd stopped selling them to foreigners (BS apparently) and sent me to the TIM store. I don't understand why such a simple has to be so complicated.

And BTW, I did have a CPF obtained here in the States, never worked.

I went to a Vivio store in Sao Paulo and they don't sell prepaid there.

My CPF worked but it is now attached to my old phone number that I no longer have. When I tried to use my CPF in app, the app sent a text message to the old phone number to verify me 😕.

[Sperto]

American tourist wounded in shootout between milcia and other bandits.

https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/noticia...-do-fuba.ghtml

This happened in Cascadura (close to Madureira) Zona Norte. The gringo stayed at the home of a friend. He got shot when he rose to pick up the TV remote control. Unlucky guy. Brazilians in general are quick to hit the floor when there is a shootout.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...m-morreu.ghtml