Rio de Janeiro Reports

[HelloIm]

Security is getting worse, especially in Copa:

3 weeks ago I was with a ISG member, walking back from Arpoador to COpa p5 for a meal. Along the way, aggressive panhandlers came up to us and put their hands on us, which I hate. I was wearing: Rio Fire Department shorts, Rio FB bought (casa bombeiros) red rash guard shirt, red boonie cover also bought at casa bombeiros. WHen the panhandlers started putting their hands on us, I put on the leather gloves I bought at the Fire Department store. It was for deterrence. Makes the other people out there more attractive victims. My ISG member buddy who was with me said he had been assaulted coming into a favela where he knows some people. Practice very good situational awareness, gents. I see the trends getting worse.

6 weeks ago, a similar thing happened late at night, on a short walk on av nossa Copacabana from posto 5 to 4, roughly, when I was going for an uber by myself after hanging out with a ISG member. Again, I put on my gloves, which are local bought. A bunch of agro pan handlers came up on me, and started following along the street.

This never happens out at Barra posto 6, never. The locals tell me this is the best 'hood in Rio, with strong law enforcement. This is another reason this is the best area to live IMHO.

So, in summary, I highly recommend avoiding copa especially, but also Ipanema, and choosing instead Barra posto 1 - 6, or in Zona Sul, Botafogo or Jardim Botanico. These are upper middle class areas where law enforcement is strong and there are fewer gringo tourists, which you as a traveler want to avoid.

On the discussion of latest intel about which places are open (luomo closed, etc), I welcome all the criticism and input. This is a great source of up to date intel, and it's great to have all the critical eyes to get up to speed. Thanks.

Why do you keep talking about the leather gloves?

[Pope John]

I miss L'uomo too. It was one of my favorites, and I had some absolutely memorable sessions there. I especially loved to attend L'uomo on a Sunday afternoon. It was after my sessions with the beautiful, strawberry blonde Arianne that I began to re-assess what was most important in life LOL! And my anal sex sessions with pretty, blonde Natasha with her braces were the absolute best I have ever had in my entire life! Sigh! I miss L'uomo.

So many sweet memories of L'uomo. The blonde aerobics teacher from Belem who liked strawberry daiquiris, the rich family girl from Juiz de Fora who came to Rio to be a puta, the sweet gaucha who turned into a jaded alcoholic a year later. I don't remember their names, but I remember their stories. Objectively, it was more fun to go to 4 x 4, but I always made time to stop by L'uomo.

Time for another trip to Rio, soon.

[HelloIm]

Going to be in rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

Yellow Fever Vaccine?

[Rio Bob]

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

Forget yellow fever, preferably COVID-19 vaccine.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Going to be in Rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

[RysZardo]

Hi guys,

Today I the like to write about https://rjmassagem.com.br/en/massages/tantric/. This shit is so bad that it s even funny. My amigo went there few days ago and we still laugh from it. He paid 220 reals for tantra massage. Massagist came in full clothes and with mask. Massage was a joke, some light touching and that s it. He expected at least nice finish. Well he was wrong. Lady put on a glove! And gave him HJ. It was a normal rubber glove! Haha. So yea boys don't go there if you don't have some rubber fetish.

I ordered one lady from Barra vips. It cost me 400 real, she came to my place and asked for 20 real more for taxi. I had good fun, her attitude was good, we had good chemistry, I noticed that "chemistry" with working girls in Rio is on really high level in compare to pros in Europe or even Asia (Thailand / Bali). She stayed in my place about 90 minutes and she would stay longer if I didn't ask her to go because I had appointment with my amigo in town. Bad thing is that her pictures were photoshoped a lot, I would score her body 9/10 on pictures and in reality it was 5/10 maybe 6/10. I also went once to Mabs and paid 250 real for 1 h. The problem is that I paid additional 100 real for disgusting motel nearby. I didn't want to take her to my airbnb apartment because doorman was horrible and I m sure he would have some problem. Fortunately I changed that place and next time I'll take lady home. I think it s so far the best option, probably I could go down with price to 200 because she accepted my offer immediately (at the beginning she said 300 real).

Oh I was also in 4 x4 it s also good option 270 real for 30 minutes, but sex there is more mechanic. Girls are really pretty and the most important thing is to take some time to choose a lady. I m going to try dolce vita disco now, it might be good like places in Asia.

Regards.

[The Cane]

I thoroughly enjoyed her branca anus at L'uomo.

[The Cane]

Shedding a tear for L'uomo, my very first Rio terma, and sentimental favorite. The first one you never forget. I discovered it when stuck in Rio in 2001, waiting for flights to US to resume.

I miss L'uomo too. It was one of my favorites, and I had some absolutely memorable sessions there. I especially loved to attend L'uomo on a Sunday afternoon. It was after my sessions with the beautiful, strawberry blonde Arianne that I began to re-assess what was most important in life LOL! And my anal sex sessions with pretty, blonde Natasha with her braces were the absolute best I have ever had in my entire life! Sigh! I miss L'uomo.

[The Cane]

Leblon's great. Black girls will not feel welcome there. If bubba boys guide were to be updated the first step would be the metro map. Professionals study logistics, amateurs study sex.

I go with the brancas and the morenas, so no problem there. And you got that right about getting the logistics down. The Rio metro today:

https://www.metrorio.com.br/

[Pope John]

For example, in one of your cut and pastes, you included L'uomo as a major termas in Copacabana. All of us vets know that termas has been closed for years!

Shedding a tear for L'uomo, my very first Rio terma, and sentimental favorite. The first one you never forget. I discovered it when stuck in Rio in 2001, waiting for flights to US to resume.

[Xpartan]

I thought this can be a great resource. It lists a few regions of Brazil including Rio. I was surprised to find 2 Ipanema beaches currently not suitable for swimming, but this is apparently changing all the time. Might be worth to check regularly.

http://praialimpa.net/

[Vagabundo1]

In leblon rua dias ferrara is where I stayed in 2017.

It is as blue blood and exclusive as you can find and safe.

Leblon is not the most exclusive hood.

Gavea nearby is.

The king and trekking near gavea have gated Compounds where cloistered math geniuses and diplomats and executives kids learn English and French and German.

What about Leblon? I never seriously considered staying there before because I thought it would be boring. But, there appears to be more going on there than I thought. All I know is that I'm tired of Copa, and won't be staying there the next time. Barra is out because it's too far from most places I will want to go to. Thinking Ipa, Leblon, or Botafogo.

https://youtu.be/GNmYfHpKzyw

[Vagabundo1]

Leblons great.

Black girls will not feel welcome there.

On the metro (aterro.) Walking distance to boteco Belmonte is prime. The see suite of the biggest corporations live there as do their kids.

And their diplomats.

Now with metro going to jardim oceanico mongers and the girls at perola negra can get out to barra as easily as to uruguiana metro.

If bubba boys guide were to be updated the first step would be the metro map.

Professionals study logistics, amateurs study sex.

What about Leblon? I never seriously considered staying there before because I thought it would be boring. But, there appears to be more going on there than I thought. All I know is that I'm tired of Copa, and won't be staying there the next time. Barra is out because it's too far from most places I will want to go to. Thinking Ipa, Leblon, or Botafogo.

https://youtu.be/GNmYfHpKzyw

[The Cane]

Security is getting worse, especially in Copa:

3 weeks ago I was with a ISG member, walking back from Arpoador to COpa p5 for a meal. Along the way, aggressive panhandlers came up to us and put their hands on us, which I hate. I was wearing: Rio Fire Department shorts, Rio FB bought (casa bombeiros) red rash guard shirt, red boonie cover also bought at casa bombeiros. WHen the panhandlers started putting their hands on us, I put on the leather gloves I bought at the Fire Department store. It was for deterrence. Makes the other people out there more attractive victims. My ISG member buddy who was with me said he had been assaulted coming into a favela where he knows some people. Practice very good situational awareness, gents. I see the trends getting worse.

6 weeks ago, a similar thing happened late at night, on a short walk on av nossa Copacabana from posto 5 to 4, roughly, when I was going for an uber by myself after hanging out with a ISG member. Again, I put on my gloves, which are local bought. A bunch of agro pan handlers came up on me, and started following along the street.

This never happens out at Barra posto 6, never. The locals tell me this is the best 'hood in Rio, with strong law enforcement. This is another reason this is the best area to live IMHO.

So, in summary, I highly recommend avoiding copa especially, but also Ipanema, and choosing instead Barra posto 1 - 6, or in Zona Sul, Botafogo or Jardim Botanico. These are upper middle class areas where law enforcement is strong and there are fewer gringo tourists, which you as a traveler want to avoid.

On the discussion of latest intel about which places are open (luomo closed, etc), I welcome all the criticism and input. This is a great source of up to date intel, and it's great to have all the critical eyes to get up to speed. Thanks.

What about Leblon? I never seriously considered staying there before because I thought it would be boring. But, there appears to be more going on there than I thought. All I know is that I'm tired of Copa, and won't be staying there the next time. Barra is out because it's too far from most places I will want to go to. Thinking Ipa, Leblon, or Botafogo.

https://youtu.be/GNmYfHpKzyw

[Mr Enternational]

Rio has a great selection of young women on the sites we all know. I am curious where to find older ones. Is there a site or a location to find such? Thanks!

In 4x4 today a couple of chicks appeared to be about 50 years old.