Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Dcrist0527]

Staying at Mar Palace 80 $. Looks to be close or walking distance to Monte Carlo and Eden Spa and Massoterapia.

Wish me luck minimal Spanish and no Portuguese.

Planning on massage daytime and Monte Carlo and 4 x4 at night. Solarium too.

So was going to San Paulo next Monday or Tuesday the following week.

Why are plane tix expensive Rio to San Paulo? 350 and up! Shall I bus LOL what's the cheap way to airfare Rio toSan Paulo? I know there is more then 1 airport too. Still looking.

Hit me up if you want to chill! Praying my hotel GF! Guess I can always pay a guest fee.

When is your trip? This sounds like me. I can speak spanish enough to carry on with most conversations but far from fluent. And despite modest efforts to learn Portugese, I only know a few basic words. My plan is massages during the day and termas at night. And I too fly solo.

I'll be in Rio in September and will report out. Looking forward to hearing your experiences if you are there before me.

[Vagabundo1]

Av gastao senges 395.

It is now mediterraneo condo.

VB, where can I book the transamerica? I cannot find a listing on Expedia, I will be in Rio in a few months and this place sounds like the place to be.

[Xpartan]

It's not like that. Just about all restaurants in Brazil, no matter what kind of restaurant it is, will charge 10% service charge as long as they serve you food or drinks at a table. If you buy your beer at the bar or go to a self-service restaurant there won't be a service charge.

Side-note: Sometimes the bar or restaurant have musicians playing and often they will charge you a couvert fee because of the music. This fee is optional and there is no problem asking them to take away that fee from your bill.

I can swear (but not on my life) that I didn't pay 10% in some hole-in-the-wall places in Rio. I guess, I'll pay attention when I visit next time.

As to couvert, they also charge it for bread, olives and other small munches. Not much, but I usually tell them to take it away. Except when they bring pao de cueijo. Love that shit.

Staying at Mar Palace 80 $. Looks to be close or walking distance to Monte Carlo and Eden Spa and Massoterapia.

Wish me luck minimal Spanish and no Portuguese.

Planning on massage daytime and Monte Carlo and 4 x4 at night. Solarium too.

So was going to San Paulo next Monday or Tuesday the following week.

Why are plane tix expensive Rio to San Paulo? 350 and up! Shall I bus LOL what's the cheap way to airfare Rio toSan Paulo? I know there is more then 1 airport too. Still looking.

Hit me up if you want to chill! Praying my hotel GF! Guess I can always pay a guest fee.

Why would you need luck? Do you have money and Google Translate? That's all you need. Luck has nothing to do with it.

Flights between Rio and SP are tricky. One day it's 30 bucks, next day -- 300. Whatever their computer tells them.

There are three Brazilian carriers: LATAM, Azul and GOL. Some folks prefer one over another, I personally don't care. To me, they all offer nearly identical service.

If you're using Google Flights, try the following combinations.

SDU-CGH -- this is ideal, from the center of one city to the center of another.

SDU-GRU.

GIG-CGH.

GIG-GRU.

There is also a "secret" Rio airport RRJ in Barra the Tijuca that you can use to fly to CGH on Azul. Never tried it myself, though.

[SethMacfarlane]

Monday, Vagabundo took the 11 h20 bus to centro, and railed a negra raw, chanelling his connection to the goddess Midori, aka Michelle Whatley, the sister of the singer who went into porn as the negra is a spitting image of Midori, and he made Midori cum hard with a nice little toy, highly recommended, cost about 180 r from the sex shop in rio branco 156. Today, Tuesday, Vagabundo ordered Nina Deponca to come and take a sperm sample here in the 12th floor of the Transamerica hotel where Vagabundo commands the legions of the night from a building as tall as a LOS Angeles class submarine set on its side, with a panoramic view of the Barra beach, the end of the world, the destination for all you humans with penises, the place you want to end up to live out your days, fucking the negras mulatas loiras and morenas of Rio raw, up their tight pussies until you shoot big wads of sperm across their round, plump asses, like pirates escaped from the Carribean, bored with the Med, and now venturing South into the South Atlantic, for new mermaids.

VB, where can I book the transamerica? I cannot find a listing on Expedia, I will be in Rio in a few months and this place sounds like the place to be.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo's plan for the week!

Lets go to perola Negra tomorrow, Wednesday, 2 August, 22 h. Talk at 18 h tomorrow*to*confirm.

Let's go to vila mimosa during a night during*the*week. Maybe Thursday night.

Every day, I am also up for doing a centro or tijuca prive / casa / terma tour, usually at 12 h30 at cinelandia starbucks, meet at 2nd floor.

To get a updated list of prives, go to gparena.net and make your list of top reviewed girls.

Let me know if interested by PM or message here.

[Nounce]

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Side-note: Sometimes the bar or restaurant have musicians playing and often they will charge you a couvert fee because of the music. This fee is optional and there is no problem asking them to take away that fee from your bill.

I got it a few times. There were two times that I remembered distinctly. One I remember I think is at Coco Bambu. The restaurant is large and I was far away with my view blocked and I was charged a fee. The other time is in a bar that it was clearly marked on the table. The waiter also came to tell me about the charge on that table and told me there were other tables that were free.

Once in a restaurant, the waiter started to tell me he needed money to pay for his daughter's surgery. He showed me her pictures and told me things that I didn't quite understand but I got the idea. I gave him an amount that I thought was reasonable. I went there a few times later and he never asked me for money again. That was a strange experience.

[NiteRiderCal]

That's weird. I don't remember a single time when a hotel maid would leave the money on the table (so to speak). Maybe the Mercure maid tried to tell you it wasn't enough, LOL? I remember once in Germany I left them a 4 Euro tip, but the last Euro was in coins (like 95 cents) I wanted to get rid of. So she took 3 coins (1 Euro each) and left the 95 cents on the table.

About restaurants: better restaurants, especially in Rio add 10% service charge, so you don't have to tip. But smaller restaurants usually don't, so I usually round it up or leave about 10% if I liked the food and the waiter.

That never happened to me, but the security guys at the exit often hit for tips, especially 4 x4. I ask them quanto? That usually makes them confused, so I follow with "quantos homems Brazileiros te dao?" Then we usually both laugh and part our ways. I'm sure it ain't grammatically correct, but they got it, LOL.

BTW. I was in Scandallo sitting by myself. A wealthy Brazilian guy who has lived in the US said why are you sitting by yourself hang out here. So we become friend. We rent a yatch, and party with four really hot girls. I also found out about the girls, they all has college or tech degree, x-tech, nurse and so on. These girl make way more at Scandallo than in a hospital. One girl brag 80,000 real a month. So I ask about tip. He basically say fuck no. Not anywhere. That is a white people thing, don't bring it here. I also ask about the girl rate at Scandallo vs Rio. Basically guy like him don't go there for the girl. They go to eat and drink. So, the girl are think why am I getting pay half of your food and drink. That is why Scandallo is more expensive than Rio. Anytime I go to Brazil, he ask me to go to Sao Paulo to party. But I can't spend like him and I don't like to put up with the negotiation at Scandallo. Where as, the terma in Rio is not the right atmosphere for him.

[NiteRiderCal]

That's weird. I don't remember a single time when a hotel maid would leave the money on the table (so to speak). Maybe the Mercure maid tried to tell you it wasn't enough, LOL? I remember once in Germany I left them a 4 Euro tip, but the last Euro was in coins (like 95 cents) I wanted to get rid of. So she took 3 coins (1 Euro each) and left the 95 cents on the table.

About restaurants: better restaurants, especially in Rio add 10% service charge, so you don't have to tip. But smaller restaurants usually don't, so I usually round it up or leave about 10% if I liked the food and the waiter.

That never happened to me, but the security guys at the exit often hit for tips, especially 4 x4. I ask them quanto? That usually makes them confused, so I follow with "quantos homems Brazileiros te dao?" Then we usually both laugh and part our ways. I'm sure it ain't grammatically correct, but they got it, LOL.

I asked the receptionist, they said that the maid will get in trouble. They can only take it if there was a written note or if I was there to say it is OK. The standardization is why I love the Mercure in Brazil, however a little expensive compare to other hotel. Never once, did any one give me any issue about bring girl, Mercure in Sao Paulo or Rio.

[Bud Leeeeeeee]

Some symptoms won't pop on a test for a month like HIV.

I thought I had something horribly wrong with my throat one morning after a 3 sum. I Forgot to hit the mouthwash just after munching down south. Anyways I passed out snoring with my mouth wide open and the AC on full blast. My throat felt like a dam triscuit in the morning. I brushed with the mouthwash and sucked on candy all day just praying a soar in the back of the mouth didn't pop out.

Dick discharge I would think takes a week but just guessing.

Best thing to do is smell everything including breath. If they aren't taking take of them selves wrap and blast if you already committed. Even bad breath should be a BIG SIGN! And always gargle with mouthwash the stronger the better.

[Bud Leeeeeeee]

Staying at Mar Palace 80 $. Looks to be close or walking distance to Monte Carlo and Eden Spa and Massoterapia.

Wish me luck minimal Spanish and no Portuguese.

Planning on massage daytime and Monte Carlo and 4 x4 at night. Solarium too.

So was going to San Paulo next Monday or Tuesday the following week.

Why are plane tix expensive Rio to San Paulo? 350 and up! Shall I bus LOL what's the cheap way to airfare Rio toSan Paulo? I know there is more then 1 airport too. Still looking.

Hit me up if you want to chill! Praying my hotel GF! Guess I can always pay a guest fee.

[TjBrazil]

That's weird. I don't remember a single time when a hotel maid would leave the money on the table (so to speak). Maybe the Mercure maid tried to tell you it wasn't enough, LOL? I remember once in Germany I left them a 4 Euro tip, but the last Euro was in coins (like 95 cents) I wanted to get rid of. So she took 3 coins (1 Euro each) and left the 95 cents on the table.

About restaurants: better restaurants, especially in Rio add 10% service charge, so you don't have to tip. But smaller restaurants usually don't, so I usually round it up or leave about 10% if I liked the food and the waiter.

That never happened to me, but the security guys at the exit often hit for tips, especially 4 x4. I ask them quanto? That usually makes them confused, so I follow with "quantos homems Brazileiros te dao?" Then we usually both laugh and part our ways. I'm sure it ain't grammatically correct, but they got it, LOL.

The bouncer in front of Monte Carlo always asks for tips. Since they don't do anything I don't tip. When the bartender at 4 x4 came around and brought the vodka bottle for the 3 of us and poured us all shots and took care of everything I tipped 2 bucks. Seems reasonable and didn't break my budget. Case by case basis. One time I sprained my ankle bad and it blew up. The waiter brought ice and a bag to get the swelling down. I tipped him 5 bucks. He didn't have to do that.

[Vagabundo1]

UPA there is one at botafogo.

Come in with a picture of a sore on a dick and get priority service.

Where in Rio do I find a free STD blood test? I caught syphilis here in Termas 502. I already got the Penicillin shot, and will test after 10 days of the shot. Don't feel like paying a few hundred dollars for a blood test if it can be had for free. Where do I find that?

[Mr Enternational]

Where in Rio do I find a free STD blood test? I caught syphilis here in Termas 502. I already got the Penicillin shot, and will test after 10 days of the shot. Don't feel like paying a few hundred dollars for a blood test if it can be had for free. Where do I find that?

Why such extremes? Would it really be free OR a few hundred dollars? Why not possibly one for 40 reais or 100 reais? Why the need to find a free one?

A quick google search shows the price is 79 reais. $16, not a few hundred, and not free. Way less than what you said you paid to get the disease in the first place.

Didn't have sex all 2023 until here. And I test back home. This was here in Brazil.

So how would you know you got it from the girl in 502 and not the girls you fucked in Sao Paulo before going to 502?

[Mr Enternational]

Gentlemen, what is customary with regards to tipping the girls in Rio?

Substitute pussy for something else and ask the same question. When I am buying a car how much extra should I pay? When I get a gym membership how much extra should I pay? When a pilot gets me somewhere safely how much extra should I pay?

You pay what you negotiate. No need to pay more or less. Like X said, America has fucked its citizens way of thinking up to the point that many restaurant there are now adding a service charge and still leaving a place to put a tip on the bill. When you go to a restaurant or hooker in Brazil it is all inclusive. No need to guess at how much extra money to leave behind beyond what you are told to pay.

[Vagabundo1]

Monday, Vagabundo took the 11 h20 bus to centro, and railed a negra raw, chanelling his connection to the goddess Midori, aka Michelle Whatley, the sister of the singer who went into porn as the negra is a spitting image of Midori, and he made Midori cum hard with a nice little toy, highly recommended, cost about 180 r from the sex shop in rio branco 156. Today, Tuesday, Vagabundo ordered Nina Deponca to come and take a sperm sample here in the 12th floor of the Transamerica hotel where Vagabundo commands the legions of the night from a building as tall as a LOS Angeles class submarine set on its side, with a panoramic view of the Barra beach, the end of the world, the destination for all you humans with penises, the place you want to end up to live out your days, fucking the negras mulatas loiras and morenas of Rio raw, up their tight pussies until you shoot big wads of sperm across their round, plump asses, like pirates escaped from the Carribean, bored with the Med, and now venturing South into the South Atlantic, for new mermaids.