Rio de Janeiro Reports

[PatmarBeleza1]

Recce'd 156 (av Rio branco) /2622, Karina, Luana, Vitoria looked good. 240 dupla 1 hour. 200 dupla 40 minutes. Centrostar. Prices going up.

Recc'd 185/2114. Loren looked good. Usual midday sausage fest. 240 dupla 1 hour. 200 dupla 40 minutes. 140R 1 hour. 120 40 minutes. Belprazer.

Recc'd 156/3320. Dudasmassagem. Gabby looked good. Morena. 270 dupla 1 hour. (gringo upsell?) 150r 1 hour.

Motel malaga 1500. 1 hour with a freelancer. 250R. 55R for motel. She is a favorite, and a top girl. So overpaid.

Evening

Queen 46, VM. Nicole from nova iguacu. Mayara Rodrigues bunda for 50R, but not completa.

Stayed at a airbnb listed near pra bandeira. 75R per night, but don't like it. I think I will go for usual love motels. May try some other AirBnB listings in Recreio or lapa.

Plan for the day is:

Massagem Tijuca dupla.

Appresentao at XY Zen, Annes

Appresentao at Camila VIP.

Ju panteras for a old favorite.

PM me if you're in the area and interested in:

Mosaico, in Vila Mimosa, on Monday, Wednesday or Saturday: special for hotforum members.

Centro Termas, darkside: 502, MV30, maybe 4x4.

Prive runs: Belprazer, Dudasmassagem, Centrostar, CamilaVIP (Cinelandia) , Massagemtijuca, XY Zen, Annes.

[Nimpus]

He's name is Ivan very cool but not the boss, the boss is someone else (old guy with eyes glass) but to remove entrance fee you need to get register like fidelity customer (finger scanner) + name.

Each time you reach 600r$ you get a free entrance.

Jubby007 I don't agree with you about "200$ for 40min programa". Its 300r$ in high terma zona soul, approx 100€ or 130$. You need to use a calculator next time you post.

[Kid Cisco]

Azn Safado, your analysis is always interesting. However, I suggest you create some friendly terms with the Monte Carlo manager. I used to ask him in advance over waiving the entrada fee. After it's waived, the bill is less that R$300 per programa. Look friend. 4x4 is costing nearly R$330/40 mins now. However, MC manager was mad cool who even told me that he will waive my next entrance too.

Jubby007,

Yes, I agree the manager is cool I forgot his name BUT I 1st met him maybe about 4-5 years ago when he worked at 4x4 I had a issue with one of the girls in the room that was trying to run game on me and NOT give up the anal like we agree in the bar (we was in there for about 30mins I paid for a hour) I got up butt naked and grab a towel and went down to the front desk LOL and the front desk girl call him over and he took off the session and let me pick up another girl and upgraded me to a larger VIP room for a hour for the price of a standard room.

When I saw him at Monte Carlo a few years ago he started laughing and said before you go to the room I will talk to the girl and make it clear to her what you want so you won't have any problems and since that time he would talk to each girl before I go to the room and they would give me a GREAT session. BUT my last few visits all the girls been cool so I told him he didn't have to talk to them. And on a side note I laughed and made fun of him because he have gained a ton of weight in his belly LOL LOL even some of the girls laugh behind his back because he gained so much weight. Maybe he lost some of that weight since I lasted seen him a 8 months ago.

Kid Cisco

[ChrisDrug]

Went to Monte Carlo last night thinking it would be jumpin after the long JMJ holiday with the girls all primed and ready to go back to work. Ugh, I was sadly mistaken as there were less than 25 girls and 75% of them were overweight! I can't believe how lazy they are to not bother to come back after a 4 day weekend. Plus it's the end of the month and don't they need to earn rent money? I guess those days have passed as I used to hear stories of the gdps wanting to work more or offer some better deals near rent time. Anyway I left after a couple of hours without even taking that proverbial R$80 shower as Cartman likes to say. LOL.

Azn Safado, your analysis is always interesting. However, I suggest you create some friendly terms with the Monte Carlo manager. I used to ask him in advance over waiving the entrada fee. After it's waived, the bill is less that R$300 per programa. Look friend. 4x4 is costing nearly R$330/40 mins now. However, MC manager was mad cool who even told me that he will waive my next entrance too.

[Ibn Buttita]

I have come to the conclusion that if you want to find a *****house in RIO, look near churches

In the same spirit Constantine Cavafy, the great 19th-20th century Greek poet of Alexandria, Egypt, wrote of his neighborhood: "Where could I live better? Below, the brothel caters for the flesh. And there is the church which forgives sin. And there is the hospital where we die."

[The Cane]

Hey,

Does anyone know of a plastic surgery clinic in Rio de Janeiro that does botox injections in the bunda? Trying to help out a hot chick who needs the info.

On topic: http://www.stylelist.com/read/butt-i...killing-women/

Be careful out there.

[Mangera]

I have come to the conclusion that if you want to find a *****house in RIO, look near churches For example, Luomos was a neighbor to a church. The XY Zen in Tijuca has a congregation singing while you are banging upstairs, and as I am was banging a gal in prive in Largo do Machado (Ousadas Massagem) , I heard church bells from accross the street as she was having her orgasm. Thats when the thought hit me. Only in Rio! I am sure there are other example's.

[Mangera]

Long time since there were a Rio report.

In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

I saw the movie about 4 weeks ago. Its the typical conflict of teenagers and the parent mom. It has a few funny moments, and at the end, all is good betwen mom and kids (gay brother and chubby sister). I actually invited a few friends to watch the flick and paid for it because it was my friends gf's birthday. I told her that since it was her special day, she gets to choose the film. It was the only movie showing that was not legendado (subtitles). I thought I had the upperhand being that I was the only one who spoke English. However, she made me pay by choosing this film. I understood about 80% of it. I would rate the movie about a 6 1/2 out of 10. Entertaining. BTW, Wolverine is not bad either.

[Exec Talent]

Long time since there were a Rio report.

In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

Here is the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrST-4WLlbA

[Sperto]

Long time since there were a Rio report.
In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

[ChrisDrug]

I don't understand. If you eat the same ice cream flavor everyday don't you get dead beat of it? I wasn't drained of Brasil until I realized that it cost US$450 / day expense to be there and enjoy. Maybe I started going to Brasil when the heydays are over. Thus, I decided to explore other destinations, such as, I'm planning to got Spain from London soon. The math is simple which clearly indicates that if I have to shell out nearly $500 a day, I rather enjoy other spots in the world. All Brazil got is expensive minimum $200/40mins programa Termas and 1 escort agency known as StarCris in the entire district and I have to sent almost 3 girls back. Spend your hard earned money wisely. I see no point in returning to Brasil anytime soon. You can find 10x better looking girls from your local escort agency than Balcony. I had no trouble finding BBBJ and anal friendly chiks in Florida on any given night $150 to 200 / hr and they were hotter than Balcony trash. If the cost of sex is the same and quality diverge than why not explore other locations. Ukraine and Moscow is next on my economic donation list.

[Bravo]

Bravo,

One last thing I notice more and more are now moving back to Rio after being here for a few years I guess they want to be around for the World Cup and the games or maybe they miss their family and kids etc.

Kid Cisco

Kid Cisco, I think the East Coast lifestyle versus West Coast lifestyle might be the deciding factor in that decision. I can say without any exceptions that EVERY single brasilian I have ever met, who has lived on the east coast for at least 2 years, have all said they would never want to live in brasil again! They want to go back to visit family and spend their vacation time in Brasil but they all 100% prefer life in America. Number one reason? Customer Service! They love the fact that Americans hold people accountable for their actions. If a business says they will install Cable between 1-3Pm, they will be there between 1-3! Not like Rio where they show up at 8:30pm.

If I had a dollar for every time one of them has told me "I hate the bullshit in Brasil! Nobody is educated! Everything is Corrupt! No one is held accountable! I would never live there again!" I could afford to retire! LOL!

Maybe life on the west coast is different, which might be a reason why the brasilians are more apt to want to go back to the mother land. But a NY / NJ, Atlanta, Miami brasilian? They prefer the good ole USA.

[Exec Talent]

You know what they say – you can't turn a john into a husband. Just like you can't make someone without honor and a sense of loyalty, honorable.

Help was a great place to give the guy who never had a prayer in hell of scoring the illusion that he could. Seems guys who no longer can afford to travel to Rio have simply brought that perspective to the US. SIMPS. Got to love them.

[Kid Cisco]

Oddly, the majority of the girls I have spoken to, their husbands will pay for their tickets to fly to NYC. The garotas tell their husbands that they will stay at their girlfriend's houses, when in reality they want to stay with me. There is a large number of X Copa girls who live in the NY-NJ area, so they could easily crash at their places. I am assuming they would rather stay with me because they assume that I will take them all over the city and pay for everything. Versus. If they hang with their girls, they will have to pay their own way for the entire weekend.

My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway! At least I am not trying to steal her away from her man. I realize that it is just a fun weekend with a lot of partying, drinking and fucking. Once the weekend is over, they go back home. I have no plans to try and convince her to leave her man and stay with me!"

I am looking thru the emails to try and decide who I will let stay with me. I know the deciding factors will be who lives the farthest away & who is the best fuck! I don't want any girl who is too close. No Philly or DMV girls! I don't want them thinking they can just pop up for the weekend anytime they want. I also don't want any jealous husbands who can show up at my doorstep within a 3 hour drive! LOL!

Bravo,

You right over the years I have seen so many ex- Club Help girls posting pictures on their Facebook page of them running all over NYC with their girlfriends with a guy taking them out to the 40 40 Club and every other high end place and they take pictures of a table full of bottles and mixed drinks and food. BUT after a couple of weeks I guess the guy get sick of them running up his credit card etc. And not really getting the ass like he thought he would. These chicks will show up in LA and have some SIMP doing the same thing and then I see them posting pictures in Las Vegas with a different SIMP taking them to shows and concerts taking to out shopping and they posting pictures of ALL the shopping bags they have in their hands. And then I see pictures of them in South Beach with yet another SIMP doing the same thing LOL LOL

Look maybe I shouldn't be calling these guys SIMPS because some guys have tons of money to trick off on chicks and they either miss RIO girls or they just lonely and need some attention etc. BUT I tell them from the get go if they come to my city and IF they want to make some extra spending money the most I can do for them is get a cheap room for them and fuck them silly get them some fast food or some hot wings from the corner and send them on their way to the next city NO plane ticket and NO shopping and NO popping bottles! The funny thing is many of them will stop by my city and will take me up on it and will offer to take me out to party and spend money on me that they earned from getting paid by other guys.

One last thing I notice more and more are now moving back to Rio after being here for a few years I guess they want to be around for the World Cup and the games or maybe they miss their family and kids etc.

Kid Cisco

[Mr Enternational]

Oddly, the majority of the girls I have spoken to, their husbands will pay for their tickets to fly to NYC. I am assuming they would rather stay with me because they assume that I will take them all over the city and pay for everything. Versus. If they hang with their girls, they will have to pay their own way for the entire weekend.

Fuck that. If he is buying the ticket have him send some spending money along as well.

My former running partner from Rio asked me yesterday if I felt guilty about banging these guy's wives. I told him that initially I did. But once I say down and thought about it, the guilty feeling went away. I figured "She is going to fuck around anyway!

I remember when I first went to the Navy and fucked some deployed guy's wife (Mexican chick - she was security at the Navy Exchange. She told me he was her brother, but I went through her purse while she was asleep and found out otherwise.) I called my dad early on a Sunday morning feeling guilty. My dad said you are in the real world now son. So I hung up and went back in the other room and fucked her again.