Rio de Janeiro Reports

[PatmarBeleza1]

Video grab, cacau, xyzen.

Gents:

Double dupla, a first for this monger. That means: I did a dupla at 11h (actually 1030) at Camila VIP, Camila + Perola. Six holes. 180R. Recommended. Doubt you can get the appresentao at Camilas without session. Camila is the owner and manager, so getting her in a dupla ensures good service, and it was. Repetir com certeza!

http://camilavips.com/

http://www.amantesecia.com.br/Perola

18h, did my second dupla of the day at XY Zen. Got the lineup at all the Tijuca prives. I may sound like Wagner Moura talking about 7. 62 bullets in Bangu prison, but I am here to tell you, I just fu*ked a girl who should be getting 300R at 4x4, for 100R in a dupla (dupla for the hour cost 200r). That girl is Cacau. The morena, perfeita, bunda boa duro. Vivi+ Cacau. Get this one while its hot.

Cacau = no pix on the xyzen site, but I got some vid, the select few may receive by PM.

Recce = aussie, maybe brit slang for recon. Reconnaissance. That is, got the appresentao.

So, on the second dupla of the day, I blew my load at about 40 minutes. Just couldn't go the full 60 minutes on the second dupla. But, dedicated monger that I am, I got right into the shower with the intimo soap, got right back on the bed, and got cacau to sit her perfect bunda on my face again while both girls blew me for the remaining 20 minutes.

Never let it be said that I let a Rio dupla go to waste!

The line up at the tijuca prives is strong. Juliana in Annes is another morena clara hard body.

Geovana at Massagemtijuca is looking hot. Going to dupla her with my Massagemtijuca anchor girl, fernanda for brunch, tomorrow.

XY Zen is really strong. Two hot mulatas, two hot morenas, the hottest being cacau. Prices have gone up a little, but with the exchange rates since April, not really an issue.

Sports fans, I kid you not.

Cacau.

XYZen.

I had sex with 4 hot brazilian women today. 10 holes. A bunda on par with the best in any terma. All in. 380R.

As for lodging, right now, I am negotiating down landlords on airbnb.

Rio is not past its mongering prime. It's just a little more of a challenge. There is no a$$ like brazilian bunda, completa in cuzinho.

[Eric Cartman]

TBrasil's hay days.

Heyday. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/heyday

[PatmarBeleza1]

PatmarBeleza1, your ramblings are always entertaining. What does Recce mean? And what is "Mt- 22348160"? Can you get a presentao at Ju Panteras & Camila VIP without committing to a TD?

Gents:

Double dupla, a first for this monger. That means: I did a dupla at 11h (actually 1030) at Camila VIP, Camila + Perola. Six holes. 180R. Recommended. Doubt you can get the appresentao at Camilas without session. Camila is the owner and manager, so getting her in a dupla ensures good service, and it was. Repetir com certeza!

http://camilavips.com/

http://www.amantesecia.com.br/Perola

18h, did my second dupla of the day at XY Zen. Got the lineup at all the Tijuca prives. I may sound like Wagner Moura talking about 7. 62 bullets in Bangu prison, but I am here to tell you, I just fu*ked a girl who should be getting 300R at 4x4, for 100R in a dupla (dupla for the hour cost 200r). That girl is Cacau. The morena, perfeita, bunda boa duro. Vivi+ Cacau. Get this one while its hot.

cacau = no pix on the xyzen site, but i got some vid, the select few may receive by PM.

Recce = aussie, maybe brit slang for recon. Reconnaissance. That is, got the appresentao.

So, on the second dupla of the day, I blew my load at about 40 minutes. Just couldn't go the full 60 minutes on the second dupla. But, dedicated monger that I am, I got right into the shower with the intimo soap, got right back on the bed, and got cacau to sit her perfect bunda on my face again while both girls blew me for the remaining 20 minutes.

Never let it be said that I let a Rio dupla go to waste!

The line up at the tijuca prives is strong. Juliana in Annes is another morena clara hard body.

Geovana at Massagemtijuca is looking hot. Going to dupla her with my Massagemtijuca anchor girl, fernanda for brunch, tomorrow.

XY Zen is really strong. Two hot mulatas, two hot morenas, the hottest being cacau. Prices have gone up a little, but with the exchange rates since April, not really an issue.

Sports fans, I kid you not.

Cacau.

XYZen.

i had sex with 4 hot brazilian women today. 10 holes. a bunda on par with the best in any terma. all in, 380R.

as for lodging, right now, i am negotiating down landlords on airbnb.

Rio is not past its mongering prime. it's just a little more of a challenge. There is no a$$ like brazilian bunda, completa in cuzinho.

[Sure Thing]

I don't understand. If you eat the same ice cream flavor everyday don't you get dead beat of it? I wasn't drained of Brasil until I realized that it cost US$450 / day expense to be there and enjoy. Maybe I started going to Brasil when the heydays are over. Thus, I decided to explore other destinations, such as, I'm planning to got Spain from London soon. The math is simple which clearly indicates that if I have to shell out nearly $500 a day, I rather enjoy other spots in the world. All Brazil got is expensive minimum $200/40mins programa Termas and 1 escort agency known as StarCris in the entire district and I have to sent almost 3 girls back. Spend your hard earned money wisely. I see no point in returning to Brasil anytime soon. You can find 10x better looking girls from your local escort agency than Balcony. I had no trouble finding BBBJ and anal friendly chiks in Florida on any given night $150 to 200 / hr and they were hotter than Balcony trash. If the cost of sex is the same and quality diverge than why not explore other locations. Ukraine and Moscow is next on my economic donation list.

This is dead on. I don't see any reason of going. Like you say just go else where Brasil's hay days are over unless you are a baller and don't mind spending but what is the point when you can spend less back home? I started going at the tail end of the good times of Brasil about three years before help closed. I realized then it was over. I've moved on to greener pastures.

[Almotu]

PatmarBeleza1, your ramblings are always entertaining. What does Recce mean? And what is "Mt- 22348160"? Can you get a presentao at Ju Panteras & Camila VIP without committing to a TD?

[PatmarBeleza1]

Sports fans, I'm ahead of the pace to beat my old personal best. 13 duplas. Line ups are strong in tijuca prives!

These are my monger evernotes. Rio veterans will get it. The names that are there are my personal top choices from the past 72 hours. CamilaVIP in Lapa is recommended, had a great dupla with Camila and Perola this morning. Booked dupla at xy at 1800 tonight.

PM me if you're on the ground and want to head to the prives.

4 bundas. 3 completa. 3 sex. 1 duplas.

Priorities.

Pernoite [free. ]

R. Lapa 120/810:77137878- Camilavip- perola, Alice, patty, camila [done] [repetir; both completa]

423- 31497771, 31854060- Jupanteras- rayssa+ Leticia, poliana.

156/2622:36846744- Karina+ luana, vitoria.

Mt- 22348160: fernanda+ geovana. Luana, Leticia mulata.

156/3320, 74529704. Michelle + gaby.

185/2114, 25170879- manu+ bruna, Loren, mari.

Xy. 31737373- Vivi+ thais mulata, duda mulata. Cacau morena. Amanda morena [strongest line up, all prives except jupanteras so far]

Anne's, Juliana, raissa [vanessa? ]

156/2622 recce dupla 240h 200-40.

Karina.

9 Aug

1100 dupla Camila+ perola 180r. TD positivo. Repetir. Completa. Write TDs.

1200

Recce 185/2114-

Recce 156/2622- Karina 1600.

Recce 156/3320- nice rooms.

Recce xy- thais mulata, duda mulata. Cacau morena. Amanda morena.

Anne's. Juliana, raissa. Dupla 240r1h. 140r-30m.

Recce centrostar, Xyzen, Ann's, recce massagemtijuca. Geovana

[PatmarBeleza1]

Recce'd 156 (av Rio branco) /2622, Karina, Luana, Vitoria looked good. 240 dupla 1 hour. 200 dupla 40 minutes. Centrostar. Prices going up.

Recc'd 185/2114. Loren looked good. Usual midday sausage fest. 240 dupla 1 hour. 200 dupla 40 minutes. 140R 1 hour. 120 40 minutes. Belprazer.

Recc'd 156/3320. Dudasmassagem. Gabby looked good. Morena. 270 dupla 1 hour. (gringo upsell?) 150r 1 hour.

Motel malaga 1500. 1 hour with a freelancer. 250R. 55R for motel. She is a favorite, and a top girl. So overpaid.

Evening

Queen 46, VM. Nicole from nova iguacu. Mayara Rodrigues bunda for 50R, but not completa.

Stayed at a airbnb listed near pra bandeira. 75R per night, but don't like it. I think I will go for usual love motels. May try some other AirBnB listings in Recreio or lapa.

Plan for the day is:

Massagem Tijuca dupla.

Appresentao at XY Zen, Annes

Appresentao at Camila VIP.

Ju panteras for a old favorite.

PM me if you're in the area and interested in:

Mosaico, in Vila Mimosa, on Monday, Wednesday or Saturday: special for hotforum members.

Centro Termas, darkside: 502, MV30, maybe 4x4.

Prive runs: Belprazer, Dudasmassagem, Centrostar, CamilaVIP (Cinelandia) , Massagemtijuca, XY Zen, Annes.

[Nimpus]

He's name is Ivan very cool but not the boss, the boss is someone else (old guy with eyes glass) but to remove entrance fee you need to get register like fidelity customer (finger scanner) + name.

Each time you reach 600r$ you get a free entrance.

Jubby007 I don't agree with you about "200$ for 40min programa". Its 300r$ in high terma zona soul, approx 100€ or 130$. You need to use a calculator next time you post.

[Kid Cisco]

Azn Safado, your analysis is always interesting. However, I suggest you create some friendly terms with the Monte Carlo manager. I used to ask him in advance over waiving the entrada fee. After it's waived, the bill is less that R$300 per programa. Look friend. 4x4 is costing nearly R$330/40 mins now. However, MC manager was mad cool who even told me that he will waive my next entrance too.

Jubby007,

Yes, I agree the manager is cool I forgot his name BUT I 1st met him maybe about 4-5 years ago when he worked at 4x4 I had a issue with one of the girls in the room that was trying to run game on me and NOT give up the anal like we agree in the bar (we was in there for about 30mins I paid for a hour) I got up butt naked and grab a towel and went down to the front desk LOL and the front desk girl call him over and he took off the session and let me pick up another girl and upgraded me to a larger VIP room for a hour for the price of a standard room.

When I saw him at Monte Carlo a few years ago he started laughing and said before you go to the room I will talk to the girl and make it clear to her what you want so you won't have any problems and since that time he would talk to each girl before I go to the room and they would give me a GREAT session. BUT my last few visits all the girls been cool so I told him he didn't have to talk to them. And on a side note I laughed and made fun of him because he have gained a ton of weight in his belly LOL LOL even some of the girls laugh behind his back because he gained so much weight. Maybe he lost some of that weight since I lasted seen him a 8 months ago.

Kid Cisco

[ChrisDrug]

Went to Monte Carlo last night thinking it would be jumpin after the long JMJ holiday with the girls all primed and ready to go back to work. Ugh, I was sadly mistaken as there were less than 25 girls and 75% of them were overweight! I can't believe how lazy they are to not bother to come back after a 4 day weekend. Plus it's the end of the month and don't they need to earn rent money? I guess those days have passed as I used to hear stories of the gdps wanting to work more or offer some better deals near rent time. Anyway I left after a couple of hours without even taking that proverbial R$80 shower as Cartman likes to say. LOL.

Azn Safado, your analysis is always interesting. However, I suggest you create some friendly terms with the Monte Carlo manager. I used to ask him in advance over waiving the entrada fee. After it's waived, the bill is less that R$300 per programa. Look friend. 4x4 is costing nearly R$330/40 mins now. However, MC manager was mad cool who even told me that he will waive my next entrance too.

[Ibn Buttita]

I have come to the conclusion that if you want to find a *****house in RIO, look near churches

In the same spirit Constantine Cavafy, the great 19th-20th century Greek poet of Alexandria, Egypt, wrote of his neighborhood: "Where could I live better? Below, the brothel caters for the flesh. And there is the church which forgives sin. And there is the hospital where we die."

[The Cane]

Hey,

Does anyone know of a plastic surgery clinic in Rio de Janeiro that does botox injections in the bunda? Trying to help out a hot chick who needs the info.

On topic: http://www.stylelist.com/read/butt-i...killing-women/

Be careful out there.

[Mangera]

I have come to the conclusion that if you want to find a *****house in RIO, look near churches For example, Luomos was a neighbor to a church. The XY Zen in Tijuca has a congregation singing while you are banging upstairs, and as I am was banging a gal in prive in Largo do Machado (Ousadas Massagem) , I heard church bells from accross the street as she was having her orgasm. Thats when the thought hit me. Only in Rio! I am sure there are other example's.

[Mangera]

Long time since there were a Rio report.

In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

I saw the movie about 4 weeks ago. Its the typical conflict of teenagers and the parent mom. It has a few funny moments, and at the end, all is good betwen mom and kids (gay brother and chubby sister). I actually invited a few friends to watch the flick and paid for it because it was my friends gf's birthday. I told her that since it was her special day, she gets to choose the film. It was the only movie showing that was not legendado (subtitles). I thought I had the upperhand being that I was the only one who spoke English. However, she made me pay by choosing this film. I understood about 80% of it. I would rate the movie about a 6 1/2 out of 10. Entertaining. BTW, Wolverine is not bad either.

[Exec Talent]

Long time since there were a Rio report.

In the meantime you can enjoy a new brazilian comedy "Minha Mãe é uma Peça". It's about a family living in Niteroi.

Here is the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrST-4WLlbA