Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Golfinho]

Word of Advice to newcomers.
Sundays are pretty much a closed day for any real fun. You could also do some tourist stuff and explore the city which is a great option as well.

On Sunday enjoy the beach, have a stroll, and do some people watching. Centro is deader than dead on Sundays.

[Mr Enternational]

Brazil is a very devout catholic country

I guess we would need to know your meanings of devout and very. I know a bunch of people in Brazil and I can count on one hand (seriously having a hard time thinking of any at all) the amount that goes to some type of worship house on a regular basis. They do exclaim "meu deus" or "jesus" every now and then if that counts for anything. Maybe on paper it is devout or Catholic, but in real life mehhh.

Me and my girlfriend were at an open air restaurant last night in her small Mato Grosso town, and a guy came through selling these sandalwood sachets for 3 reais, 4 for 10. Someone jokingly asked if it was for Condomble. Seen a Baptist church and Methodist church here, but have not seen a Catholic one.

They have an airport chapel in Sao Paulo. 15 and 20 years ago I used to go in there and lie down behind the altar to sleep while waiting on my connecting flight. I knew nobody else in such a devout Catholic country was coming in there.

[Bearsi]

Word of Advice to newcomers.

Sundays are pretty much a closed day for any real fun. Brazil is a very devout catholic country and family oriented as most latin / south american countries so some of these girls go to church or hang out with their family.

So Termas / Prives are closed.

If you arrive on a Sunday, your best bet is to hit up barrasvip or private55 and try to get a girl come to you or go to her place. As always it's best to schedule in advance (a week ahead or so before you arrive) as they could be out of the state, taking a day off or booked. It's always key to plan ahead.

You could also do some tourist stuff and explore the city which is a great option as well.

Also good time to buy supplies like sunscreen, clothes, etc and plan for the next day.

[Lakeside32]

Finally: here I come, but arrive Sunday AM and want to know of clubs, prives or other means of available companions for a Sunday lunch and some fun afterwards? Seems Sunday is a bit dead, and I will definitely need some fun after a long flight from Boston. Any ideas or mercy referrals?

Was there about a month ago and on a chilly slow Sunday we took a trip to Vila Mimosa! I had a fuckin blast! Not for everybody but I think it's worth a trip.

[Mimic86]

Single men are allowed in. They may pay extra to get in but are welcomed. Asha is a pretty standard night club with table seating, bar and dance areas. The orgies happen in the back rooms. There is one on the 2nd floor where only couples are allowed and the one on the first floor is for anyone however people tend to avoid this area because it is filled with creepy single men just waiting for something to happen. I would say the audience has a lot of barravip girls attending with their clients for the night. You have your real swingers, lesbians or couples just looking for excitement. You should definitely go with a girl you meet down here otherwise you are just a creep in the backroom LOL. Make sure you pick the right girl too or you will be stuck with a girl not really into the scene. Ask her if she is willing to swap or get involved with another girl before going. Or just have sex out in front of people. Portuguese is needed but if anything let your girl do all the talking and just nod your head. LOL.

Are single guys allowed in? I live in the US and some club single guys are allowed in and others only single woman. I had pretty good success but I don't know if I would in Brazil are since I don't speak any Portuguese.

[EverythingBlue]

Finally: here I come, but arrive Sunday AM and want to know of clubs, prives or other means of available companions for a Sunday lunch and some fun afterwards? Seems Sunday is a bit dead, and I will definitely need some fun after a long flight from Boston. Any ideas or mercy referrals?

I arrived on a Sunday morning last week and it was mostly a settling down day, along with checking out the area in Copacabana since a lot of locals seem to hit the beach and restaurants that day. As far as mongering, as you know most stuff is closed. I ended up seeing a girl from Barrasvip that was willing to work on a Sunday. Just my two cents, I settled for this and rested to start Monday fresh in the centro Prives.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Finally: here I come, but arrive Sunday AM and want to know of clubs, prives or other means of available companions for a Sunday lunch and some fun afterwards? Seems Sunday is a bit dead, and I will definitely need some fun after a long flight from Boston. Any ideas or mercy referrals?

[TravelGuy79]

Thanks for the reply about single guys at Swing clubs. Finding a Terma girl who speaks English seems like a good idea. I'm trying to learn a few Portuguese phrases but I know that's won't help at all. I would be going to back to Thailand where it seems like half the girls speak English very well but since I don't have time to quarantine Brazil seems to be well with the trip. I've taken members advice and staying in Copa so hopefully my lack of speaking the language won't be as big of a deal. I love the beach and all the girls of course but right now my trip is 3 weeks long. Am I going to get bored? I was in Pattaya for two weeks and could have stayed a month for sure but Rio is different of course.

[WyattEarp]

Are single guys allowed in? I live in the US and some club single guys are allowed in and others only single woman. I had pretty good success but I don't know if I would in Brazil are since I don't speak any Portuguese.

First off, I have no experience with Rio swing clubs. However, it seems most guys here bring something to the party. With no Portuguese, it would seem to be a challenge to interact in a swing club where more interactive understanding is needed. Communication like "Stick your dick in my girlfriend's mouth while I fuck her from behind" and "My wife say you can watch, but please don't touch."

One option is to find termas girls who speak some English and are agreeable to "swing" outside the club. I would spend some time with her in a session at the termas or your place to make sure the two of you are copacetic together. There you have both your "plus one" and a translator.

If you really like attending swing clubs solo, Whatsapp the club using Google Translate to see how amicable they are to a single man with no Portuguese visiting.

[Spidy]

. . . Food. For those with language difficulties I recommend the "Buffet By Weight" style restaurants. Here in Brazil there are many buffets that'll charge you by the weight of your plate. It's super-easy as you just select what you want, put it on a scale and pay. Generally when I travel I find fast food the easiest and most convenient but here in Brazil, it seems every fast food place I go to follows "The Subway Method" where they ask you a million questions in Portuguese about exactly how you would like your food, and what ingredients, sauces, etc you would like. This drives me crazy, even in English. Just make a good product that the majority of people like and I'll just pay you and eat it. Anyway, generally food here is decent and their are a lot of options.

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Anyway, that's it for now. More to come after I've hit some Termas.

Nice report, with several good tips for newbies. For more convenient super food ideas, checkout:

"Street Food in Brazil. RIO DE JANEIRO Brazilian Food + Attractions in Rio, Brazil!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlWDF3BfUdo.

Keep the reports coming and good luck at the termas.

[Xpartan]

First off, I got to say I'm impressed by the dedication and stamina some of you bring to this hobby. As my title implies, I'm not in the same league as you guys but hopefully other newbs will find my report useful.

I've actually been in Brazil for a month or so doing the tourist thing but have run out of sites to see and have some extra time to check out some of Brazil's other attractions as I'll be here one more month.

Great report, thank you. And a great tip for that CPF generator thing.

If you intend to stay in Rio for one more month, I'd encourage you to take in a little more territory. Visit Petropolis (a very pleasant trip to the mountainous old capital of Brazil), go to the resort town of Buzios for 3-4 days, ditto for Ilha Grande and Parati, from where you can further explore the Emerald Coast (Parati and the Emerald Coast are also doable from SP). If you aren't able to wife up for these trips, that's not a problem for every town in Brazil has some GDP presence. Resort towns like Buzios and Parati certainly do.

I don't know what you've already seen in Rio, but you could do some Centro walking tours (there are some great free tours where you just give them a small tip), go to the Cathedral and Benedictine Monastery, walk up Celeron steps from Lapa to Santa Theresa. Vagabundo also mentioned some waterfall hikes that sound interesting to me, if that's your thing.

I mean I don't think it's possible to run out of sites to see in and around Rio.

[Exec Talent]

Rio:
In my few days here, I've only been out once to a prive called "Zen Therapy. " It's in the RB185 building. It's very easy to access. You simply walk down the ramp to the elevators, and take the one on the far left to the 4th floor. It's sala 405. No ID check or anything required. Another important note. After reading the forums I was unsure if I needed an appointment before visiting a prive as most reports make mention of scheduling an appointment with a girl. Newbs should know that like the clinicas of Sao Paulo, you can just show up to the prive, ask for a "presentation" and they'll show you the available girls. Unless you are on a short trip, if you have time, you might as well go this route as the website pictures, even if real, can be photoshopped and you really can't get a vibe from the girl like you can in person.

What's cool about Zen Therapy is that their website seems generally accurate in that they have semi-realistic pictures of the girls that actually work there so it gives you some idea of what to expect. On my trip there today around 5 pm I was presented with 4 girls. Hanna, Anny, Raisa, and Liz. All seemed pretty friendly in the presentation. All had natural tits, Hanna and Liz both seemed the best proportioned to my liking. I'm not really into black women, but Raisa who was the only black woman was certainly the most pleasant. In the end I went with Hanna. I paid 100 for thirty minutes. The price may have only been 90 but I couldn't really understand the receptionist and she wasn't very patient with my lack of Portuguese. Either way, it was extremely cheap. I was just a bit surprised with the tone and demeaner of the receptionist as typically customer service in Brazil has been extremely friendly.

Making appointments at the massage places is a good idea if you speak Portuguese well. It is something I regularly do and one of the reasons is because it gives the girl an ego boost and bragging rights with her coworkers. In Rio I would say the photos are glamour shots but not overly Photoshopped. I have never felt deceived or have been disappointed. Also, when you are a walk-in you only see the girls available at that moment. Often the best girls are taken and keep busy.

[Zelensky]

First off, I got to say I'm impressed by the dedication and stamina some of you bring to this hobby. As my title implies, I'm not in the same league as you guys but hopefully other newbs will find my report useful.

I've actually been in Brazil for a month or so doing the tourist thing but have run out of sites to see and have some extra time to check out some of Brazil's other attractions as I'll be here one more month. Due to my lack of Portuguese and the low level of English here I haven't been really motivated to get out to the clinicas / prives / termas to see what they are about. As some of you might guess from my name, I'm from the former Soviet Union and I can't say I'm impressed by the women on the streets or beaches here when it comes to looks. However, I want to make the best of the month I have left here, so I can't really knock things until I've tried them, so I hope to have some fun, educational experiences in my last couple of weeks here.

Sao Paulo:

I was in Sao Paulo about a week or so ago and I tried out the well-known clinica, "Prime. " I actually really enjoyed my time there. One or two girls spoke a little English and I did session about 4 times over the week or so I was there. I'll definitely have to try out "Scandalla" on my way back through to find out what the hype is about. Generally I really liked the vibe and women of that city. It felt a more International, Big-city, High-Energy, Well-Educated-People type of a place. The restaurants were quite nice but there was really not much to do there.

Rio:

In my few days here, I've only been out once to a prive called "Zen Therapy. " It's in the RB185 building. It's very easy to access. You simply walk down the ramp to the elevators, and take the one on the far left to the 4th floor. It's sala 405. No ID check or anything required. Another important note. After reading the forums I was unsure if I needed an appointment before visiting a prive as most reports make mention of scheduling an appointment with a girl. Newbs should know that like the clinicas of Sao Paulo, you can just show up to the prive, ask for a "presentation" and they'll show you the available girls. Unless you are on a short trip, if you have time, you might as well go this route as the website pictures, even if real, can be photoshopped and you really can't get a vibe from the girl like you can in person.

What's cool about Zen Therapy is that their website seems generally accurate in that they have semi-realistic pictures of the girls that actually work there so it gives you some idea of what to expect. On my trip there today around 5 pm I was presented with 4 girls. Hanna, Anny, Raisa, and Liz. All seemed pretty friendly in the presentation. All had natural tits, Hanna and Liz both seemed the best proportioned to my liking. I'm not really into black women, but Raisa who was the only black woman was certainly the most pleasant. In the end I went with Hanna. I paid 100 for thirty minutes. The price may have only been 90 but I couldn't really understand the receptionist and she wasn't very patient with my lack of Portuguese. Either way, it was extremely cheap. I was just a bit surprised with the tone and demeaner of the receptionist as typically customer service in Brazil has been extremely friendly.

I would rate the session as just OK. We did DFK, BBBJ and covered sex, but there just wasn't any chemistry. For the price, however, I can't really complain. I'll probably go back and try another girl there next week, but now I'm thinking that maybe the termas will be more my thing. I should also mention that for looks, I would rate these women 5's and 6's perhaps. For the price and convenience it's a great deal but nothing to write home about.

General tips for newbs in Brazil:

Phone. Because of the language difficulty and CPF requirement it may be too much hassle for some to get a sim card. What I did was use an eSIM and bought some time from Flexiroam. It's a more expensive route to buy data but I think I paid $23 USD for 24 days and 1 GB of data. It's not much but more than enough for my minimum requirement of data for Uber rides, Whatsapp, Telegram, Messenger and any emergencies. I won't be watching YouTube on it and I keep mobile data turned off except for when I actually need to use it. If you have a new model phone that handles eSIMs, I recommend it or any similar services as this package was Global and I can pretty much fly anywhere and be set up to grab an Uber from the airport where ever I land.

CPF tip. For those that don't know, the CPF is basically a tax ID number that all residents of Brazil have and they like to use it for everything. As a foreigner you won't have one and it's a bit of a pain to get and not really worth the hassle unless you plan to live here or keep coming back. It's usually needed when you buy a sim card but that can be avoided with my tip above. Another area I had issues was booking bus tickets around Brazil. Some of the bus websites required a CPF number. There is a website which is a third-party site for booking tickets called clickbus.com.br. They don't require it and also have an option to pay using Paypal which was nice. If you don't have that option and really do need to book a ticket with a CPF number, you can also google "CPF generator Brazil" websites. These are primarily for programmers to generate fake CPF numbers to test the validation code for their websites but technically you could use it to generate a fake CPF to book a bus ticket. I'm not sure how much trouble this could cause you if you started using it everywhere but if you have no other option when booking a bus ticket, it probably isn't a big deal.

Food. For those with language difficulties I recommend the "Buffet By Weight" style restaurants. Here in Brazil there are many buffets that'll charge you by the weight of your plate. It's super-easy as you just select what you want, put it on a scale and pay. Generally when I travel I find fast food the easiest and most convenient but here in Brazil, it seems every fast food place I go to follows "The Subway Method" where they ask you a million questions in Portuguese about exactly how you would like your food, and what ingredients, sauces, etc you would like. This drives me crazy, even in English. Just make a good product that the majority of people like and I'll just pay you and eat it. Anyway, generally food here is decent and their are a lot of options.

Transportation. Most people here recommend Uber and I would as well. I would also like to point out however, that the subway in Rio is quite modern, and a good, cheap, efficient way to cover long distances in the city. I personally hate sitting in a car in traffic, so sometimes I just use the subway.

Accommodation. This has been covered quite well in the forum. I've stayed in Copa (on my first trip through) and now in Centro. I'd go with the majority and say Copa is best for first-timers or short-term stays. There is something magical about be right next to the world-famous beach and it is nice to walk on in the mornings. And yes, Copa can be sketchy in the evenings but not nearly as sketchy as here in Centro. I really wouldn't walk around here after 7 pm. Almost everything is closed. It seemed that more was going on in the evening near the beach.

Anyway, that's it for now. More to come after I've hit some Termas.

[TravelGuy79]

Go to Asha in barra. The hottest girls are there. Straight 10's. And a fuck fest in the back rooms. Highly recommend.

Are single guys allowed in? I live in the US and some club single guys are allowed in and others only single woman. I had pretty good success but I don't know if I would in Brazil are since I don't speak any Portuguese.

[Azn Safado]

"The penalty of overstaying a tourist visa in Brazil is eight reais a day (the maximum is 800 reais). Visitors can either pay the fine when the leave Brazil or when they return. It is not possible to re enter Brazil is the penalty is not paid. You would also not be able to return to Brazil for six months."

As far as I know, the overstay fine had been changed in 2017 to be much steeper. It's now R$100 per day with a maximum of R$10,000.

From this article:

https://paduanseta.jusbrasil.com.br/...eiro-no-brasil


O art. 108 da Nova Lei de Migrao apresenta o teto e o piso da multa, ou seja, o valor mximo que pode ser aplicado e o valor mnimo. Assim, para cada dia irregular no Brasil aplicada uma multa de R$100,00 e esse valor pode chegar ao teto de R$10.000,00. Ou seja, se o imigrante ficar mais de 100 dias irregular sobre o territrio brasileiro, o valor mximo cobrado ser o de R$10.000,00, invariavelmente.