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10-13-21 14:08 #25027
Posts: 2193Vagabundo is staying in Rio because trueblue is coming into town. We will catch up with Jimmyboy in Brazil again in January. Until then fair winds and following seas. Jimmyboy is a logistical genius who recommended hotel Atlántico tower, and sticks to Clínicas / prives for the best value trading in bunda.
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10-13-21 13:15 #25026
Posts: 2193Centro hotel
Centro hotel.
The go to centro hotel is Hotel Atlantico Tower, Rua Visconde de Inhuama 95, at the intersection of Rio Branco.
http://atlanticotower.com.br/
If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel atlântico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael. But you can go at 9 am and always find landlords who are renting monthly. In the same trip you could also go to Barrabella and ask to visit rooms. As I said, the barrabella may be one of the new Hoartels in Barra.
The website for Transamerica (now Mediterraneo Condo) is.
https://www.associacaomediterraneo.com/
Av Gastao Senges 395.
The website for Barrabella is.
http://www.barraleme.com/hoteis/Barr...barrabella.htm
Av. Lúcio Costa, 4700 - Barra the Tijuca. RJ.
Both Transamerica / mediterraneo and Barrabella come up on bookings.com, etc.
These are both at Barra posto 6.
At Barra Posto 1, a recommended residence is.
ksportal.com.br
The relative merits of P1 v P6 are that P1 is right on the metro so you can walk there and take the Metro. P6 is more removed, and according to some locals, the best part of Barra in all aspects (which I agree with). P1 is also where the excellent terma Perola Negra is located, along with the excellent socializing area Olegario Maciel.
Originally Posted by HoyaDay [View Original Post]
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10-13-21 05:29 #25025
Posts: 2193Good affordable hotel near 4 x4
If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel Atlántico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael.
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10-13-21 03:46 #25024
Posts: 2193Orgy with Monique and Seka
Orgy with Monique and Seka, what you should bring back from Rio.
The best mongers I know have brought back girls to their home countries.
I also recommend, in more or less order:
A vasco the gama soccer shirt. You can get one at metro uruguiana for 70 r (fake), or you can go to get a real one at the san januiaro stadium. It is also your single best security measure.
You can also get a flashlight with a taser, it is a little shop on av Gomes Freire 367 or nearby. I will look up the card. You walk down the street (Gomes Freire) from sheik hotel towards ave mem de sa. You see the main police station on your right, and this tactica place up on a second floor across the street. You can also get patches like BOPE etc. I opted to get the civil police patch, but they have cool stuff. That flashlight with a taser is a good self defense / non lethal item. The sound of a electric shock will help scare away most attackers. Some buddies who were with me were concerned they could not get it back into their countries and did not get it. Ready players 2 and 3 did get one. Those dudes were by far the best wingmen I have had.
There is a uniform shop near 1 distrito naval which has military gear. You can get things like fusileiro naval wallet, or all kinds of similar gear. Again, is good cultural camo to blend in. They won't sell you things like a Brazil military pattern utility uniform. They will sell you things like a Brazilian marine corps upper and lower track suit, which I am considering. I have bought too much shit. In the swiss naval infantry, I was what was known as a gear fag, but the right gear is a good thing. The key to security in rio is just getting past that first 15 seconds of identification friend or foe. Most of the criminals are vasco the gama -- the team of the lower class, super violent. And also ironically the most blue blood, upper upper class patricinha, original Portuguese (vasco was Portuguese of course, read your history), who in my experience are the hottest girls you actually want to impregnate so their long vested shares of stocks like Vale and Petrobras can take care of your gringo ass in the lifestyle to which you will be become accustomed in their private new years eve house parties in coastal niteroi across from the Copacabana fireworks on new years eve -- that's where you want to breed blond vasco girls haha.
Vagabundo went to a orgy tonight where Monique was gang banged by a bunch of locals who like the negra bunda, while Vagabundo fucked the blond seka, as well as a few more of her social circle of 29 ish MILFish friends. The white women were made to eat out the negra as a appetizer. Oh my, Vagabundo even brought his rosary, and we prayed for sympathy for the devil.
Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 23:35 #25023
Posts: 6400Brands
Originally Posted by WyattEarp [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 22:36 #25022
Posts: 2278Highly Recommended
Originally Posted by Gabriel071 [View Original Post]
For you other questions, check tourist oriented sites. I ate at a floating restaurant in Ilha Grande that was very good. Do not recall any others off the top of my head. There is a small island an hour ferry ride off the coast of Rio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paquet%C3%A1_Island
That is a nice day trip.
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10-12-21 19:31 #25021
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 17:24 #25020
Posts: 29Quality of hotel
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 16:57 #25019
Posts: 29Rules might have changed however
Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 19:12 #25018
Posts: 72What do you recommend bringing back from Brazil?
Is there anything cheap their that would be worthwhile bringing back to Canada?
How about ATM / bank situation? Any advice?
Any hotel or restaurant recommendations near Copacabana? (nicer hotel with a view of the beach and girl friendly).
Any tours you recommend or to avoid?
Any boat rides / dinners worthwhile? I saw there is a floating restaurant but the food isn't good.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 12:37 #25017
Posts: 2193Logistics for Centro
The only thing I would add is that getting a hotel room for the Centro swing events might be better than two uber rides (I actually use indriver, so 42 r each way. A room at the hotel Atlantico tower or hotel Atlantico prime (which I haven't stayed in yet) usually runs 100 or less). That also gives a place to fuck. Hotel is very friendly to guests.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 00:37 #25016
Posts: 2193Premium anal lubricant! Swiss Navy brand.
Genius.
Yes, I am a Lieutenant Commander in the Swiss Navy brand of premium anal lubricant! I specialize in using it to penetrate the anal hole of the hookers who we love so much, haha.
I will write up a piece on the lube and condoms that you should carry, the local brands which may or may not be immediately apparent to we few, we happy few.
Originally Posted by Spidy [View Original Post]
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10-10-21 23:03 #25015
Posts: 2193Vagabundo's short gear list
I get buddies from ISG asking what to pack, do I need a long sleeve shirt this time of year?
So, here is my short gear list:
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=marmot+windshirt&ref=nb_sb_noss_2.
https://www.amazon.com/KEEN-Newport-...&keywords=keen+sandals&qid=1633892630&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5 jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzUUM3 WFZYN1 dTRjREJmVuY3 J5 cHRlZElkPUEwMjIxNjI4 MTg5 U1 pGQjlRN1 ExRSZlbmNyeXB0 ZWRBZElkPUEwMDIyNDc0 MzI2 V1 ZEVVpQSTIxVyZ3 aWRnZXROYW1 lPXNwX2 F0 ZiZhY3 Rpb249 Y2 xpY2 tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05 vdExvZ0 NsaWNrPXRydWU=.
https://shop.lululemon.com/
Do all your shopping at Lulu. ABC pants if you want long pants. Pacebreaker shorts. Metalvent polos and shirts.
5. 11 tactical, Rush 24 or Rush 72 pack; Moab10 and Moab6 pack; get a half inch climbing strap at REI and set up the Moab6 with a cross strap, chest rig style; have a high quality carabiner and the tier system to put the 3 packs together into one pack.
1 or 2 Macbook Air laptops (2 if the computer is mission essential, like you are a trader; on one trip, Vagabundo had a laptop fail on the first day of several weeks; you can buy a macbook air at rb156 for like 10,000 reais, which is 40% or more mark up).
If you want extra credit and you can find an outlet, shop instead at Decathlon because that brand is in Brazil;.
https://www.decathlon.com.br/
If you want extra extra credit shop at invictus.
https://www.invictus.com.br/produtos...YaAqW3EALw_wcB
The single most important thing you can pack is your own optimal fitness. Be in as good a shape as possible. Fucking is a endurance sport, or should be.
The next most important thing you can pack is your language and cultural proficiency.
Google translate does not count.
The first thing you do when you get off the plane is go get a vasco the gama soccer shirt at metro uruguiana popular mercado.
If you are still going around Brazil with your rich world cloths after months in country, and insisting on Google translate to talk to people, you are really missing the fun, and. Well, not going to have the experience you want.
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10-10-21 14:08 #25014
Posts: 2193Up House - 300 r for hour
Up House - 300 r for hour.
https://up-house-night-club.negocio....edium=referral
Av. Mem de Sá, 89 - Centro, lapa. RJ, 20230-150.
Up House is a venue I was interested in since about 2 months ago when JimmyBoy reported on it. He said there were a few girls there of interest. It is a terma, in lapa, on the main street. I went there last night with dasiatra. Dasaitra tried to ask the girls about BBFS, and all declined. He uses his phone for the translation. I would suggest all mongers try to get their language up to a level where they can do the interview, including BBFS topics if interested, by themselves in the native language. I talked to 3 girls. At least one of the girls was from Paris Cafe and remembered me, even though I have only been there 1 time in the last month, and less than 10 times the last year (my approach, as always, is to usually get numbers, though at Paris I actually did session with a hot morena when I hit Paris Cafe with Stargazer; we then did a few double dates with those girls, which were good times). Out of the 3 girls I talked to, all have kids. I didn't even get to BBFS topic. The girls are of quality equal to Paris, which is to say top tier, pretty much the same as 4 x4, though fewer. We hit Up House at 21 h or 21 h30. One comment my wingman made was the girls on the street were better -- that is true, in the street party that goes from Arcos do Lapa in to Ave mem de Sa 89. I do highly recommend checking out this little part of Rio, and it is a good option for a terma on Saturdays.
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10-10-21 04:59 #25013
Posts: 2193Indeed Commander vagabundos sainted grandmother escaped from the Nazi Austria Hungary trekking from Salzburg to Grindlewald.
Anyway vagabundo is doing a swinger fest with seka and Monique in Gloria. After checking out up bar with dasiatra in Lapa (highly recommended, 300 for hour, good talent probably best after midnight, super talent on the street) , vagabundo and dasiatra patrolled over to ganjah coffee shop. Then vagabundo picked up Monique from the metro in a Uber and met the other couple over at love time where we walked to a apartment fuck pad.
On a break. Lost a bottle of lube. Like jimmy Buffett s lost shaker of salt.
Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake.
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.
Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
But I know it's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season.
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie.
How it got here I haven't a clue.
Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
Now I think, hell it could be my fault.
Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a poptop.
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender.
And soon it will render.
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
But I know it's my own damn fault.
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]