Thread: Rio de Janeiro Reports
+
Add Report
Results 376 to 390 of 30090
-
03-06-24 08:12 #29715
Posts: 1968Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.
2. SP.
3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.
4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.
5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.
6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.
7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.
However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.
-
03-06-24 07:56 #29714
Posts: 1968I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.
-
03-06-24 05:43 #29713
Posts: 3358Originally Posted by Questner [View Original Post]
-
03-06-24 04:52 #29712
Posts: 15941Originally Posted by ThighGappin [View Original Post]
-
03-05-24 22:10 #29711
Posts: 5Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
-
03-05-24 21:45 #29710
Posts: 1173Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
-
03-05-24 13:09 #29709
Posts: 2263I would come any month sooner the better.
Even July the water is cold for most people, but that is what rash guards and thin wet suits are made for if you are a ocean swimmer / surfer. When I think of the pool in Transamerica, to be fair, there is a point in about October where it gets warm enough to swim comfortably, but being comfortable is for cowards, rich white people from rich countries, cunts, and weak whining faggots and trannies, though there is nothing wrong with that judging by the fact that the rich American imperialists fly the rainbow flag next to the stars and stripes at their embassy, but then, so does the state of rio de Janeiro.
Yesterday, a hot hoar from a club was supposed to come by but she flaked on the offered 600 r pernoite (high for Vagabundo), probably because she had 3 hours booked at 500 an hour with some client; new girls can get that. So Vagabundo hit up the usual suspects, but slept alone, and had a great morning, alas, alone. Got to build up the team again. Vagabundo tends to scare them away, a downside of deterrence, but a necessary evil here in the jungle.
Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
-
03-05-24 10:47 #29708
Posts: 6427Month Stay
Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
-
03-05-24 03:36 #29707
Posts: 275Visa info needed please
Hi fellas.
On my way to Rio or Sao in few weeks, I'm thinking at the end of March or before 4/10 since that's the date BR reinstates the Visa requirements for USA residents and few other countries. Since I'm coming from Bogota Col, I looked at some flights from Avianca and their website is asking to have visa in advance as of 01/10. Now 1/10 was the date for the intial Visa requirement date, and was pushed to 4/10 so I didn't want to take the chance to pay for the ticket and get hassled at the Bogota airport since I don't have the visa. I'm not sure why such a huge airline is not up to date on the change or correct info. I didn't want to bother applying for it since I can receive it in Bra as long as it's before 4/10. What are some suggestions? Or what's the experience on arrival so far in Brazil or has anyone flown there recently taking Avianca?
I'll prob stay there 3-6 months. Any help is appreciated.
-
03-05-24 03:25 #29706
Posts: 3358Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
Or March. I'm here now.
Actually, the day after Carnival ends.
Don't come when it is cold and rainy.
-
03-05-24 03:19 #29705
Posts: 1321Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
https://globorural.globo.com/previsa...-entenda.ghtml
Since you're planning on this year, then it's December. The better travel deals are in November.
In case of NGO work or volunteering you may need a visa for that purpose.
-
03-05-24 01:50 #29704
Posts: 1173Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.
-
03-04-24 19:47 #29703
Posts: 5Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
BarraVIP is hard for me to navigate as I don't read or understand Portuguese. Leblon has an English version and also lists which ladies are English speaking (fluent, basic etc). It's not a requirement but certainly makes things easier to have a better night! It's similar to when I see the Russian girls that visit the USA. Most have a pretty good handle on their English but some are very very basic and it is much harder to bond.
I've got about 17 hours in the airports and plane to get to Rio so I will be going back and reading more and more, no worries. I appreciate the food suggestions, price isn't really a concern for the most part. It's about half price for the girls compared to what I spend in the US. I'll be there in three days and I cannot wait! Rain looks like it is gone from the weather report which is also nice!
Any other restaurants / bars anyone would recommend for good breakfast / lunch or dinner spots? Reminder we are in Arpoador near the Hotel Fasano.
-
03-04-24 06:05 #29702
Posts: 1968Originally Posted by ThighGappin [View Original Post]
Mongering: Gee, RTFF, seriously. You never mentioned how long you're staying, but you can't get bored in Rio. I never tried Leblonescorts, but I've never been screwed with BarraVIP when I just felt lazy. For prives try the ones at 583 NS (yes, there are a few including the famed Eden). Spend 2-3 days in Centro exploring prives there, like Dark Room, Onix, Bel Prazer and others (again RTFF, or GParena, or contact Vadabundo to take you on a tour). For Centro, I would book a room at a hotel for a day or even overnight (it's cheap, probably $30-40 for cash) to recuperate at the roof pool between your escapades. And always take numbers from the girls you'd want to bring back to your PH.
Also, if you're willing to pay for Centaurus, why not try Monte Carlo and Solarium? Can find rare gems there too.
-
03-03-24 21:23 #29701
Posts: 2263Here it is in Portoguese. Nina Deponca was quite honored, amused, and laughed at reading it, like Penthouse Letters, or Jorge Amado to me. I have now fucked her like 3 times today, 3 times yesterday including once before going to the club which along with the whiskey is probably why I was a little limp dicked when up in the arena, though up there I did creampie Nina Deponca once, and shot a few empty wads across her ass. So, I will pay her like 400 reais for all the fucking sucking massaging cleaning and translation, not to mention swapping like a doubles playing sammie rhodes with some huge brazilian dick up her white, privileged Patricinha ass, and we have follow on plans with the equipe here in Recreio, where we may just start some subverse podcast in Paris Cafe, to survive the ongoing and next few world wars, a band of libertines, escaped from Paris. To Paris.
Andão há amigos them Termas.
Amigo é apenas metade the palavra. Amigo filho the puta.
Então é sábado. DIA do sátiro. Vagabundo recebe mensagem de um ala, que vai até o Recreio. Então Nina Deponca está aqui. Cara, ela pode esvaziar as bolas de um homem e, mais tarde naquela noite, ela esvazia os testículos de esperma do ala, provavelmente engole them uma pequena banheira de hidromassagem no Swing Club, Paris Cafe.
Então, com o ala, ficamos no apartamento do Vagabundo, e a Nina vem e assistimos um filme pornô excêntrico, acontece que todos andós gostamos the mesma perversão, que envolve swing, então como 3 é um andúmero ímpar, fomos ao Café Paris.
Escolhemos uma parceira de duplas / duplas the mesma forma que um culto rico como Sammie Rhodes escolheria uma parceira de duplas them Long Island, e é por isso que ela precisa ser colocada them uma suruba com pretos. A dupla que escolhemos é a morena mais gostosa do clube. Levamos a dita morena até o telhado, mas são 23 h30. O show de strip e as salas abrem à 01 h. Então o horário para chegar é 24 h30.
Lição aprendida.
Como os quartos andão são abertos, fazemos a nossa dupla dupla na área the piscina, com algumas toalhas. Quero dizer, estamos a foder no cimento, de joelhos no cimento, e Nina Deponca chupa-me ao comando, e eu meio que acaricio o meu pau mole entre as suas andádegas, levanto-o mal, e meio que a fodo, nua. Aí a Nina Deponca, sendo parceira veterana de duplas, vem e pega meu rosto e coloca entre as bochechas the morena.
Enquanto Morena está chupando o ala.
Quer dizer, é um balanço.
Wingman e Morena fodem.
Eu fodo Nina deponca. É uma piscina, e é um clube de sexo, então, eu como Morena fora, e faço ela gozar como uma maldita virgem tirando o hímen pela primeira vez, nos dedos, na língua e nos meus dois vibradores rosa brilhantes que são recarregáveis por USB.
Como eu disse, andão há amigos them clubes de strip. É cada pau por si. Mas eu estraguei muito, meio que entre as bochechas de Nina Deponca. Então, eu meio que acaricio minha carne mole na água enquanto como Morena. Quero dizer, a água estava limpa quando entrei.
E quero dizer Morena Clara Modelo de maiô goza e goza, e geme, e eu digo a ela, eu sou seu escravo.
Ela sai depois de uma hora. Nina Deponca chupa meu ala e engole sua carga. Wingman avalia o boquete de Nina Deponca como superior ao de Morena. Assim, mais tarde Morena retorna ao último andar, onde Wingman está pegando a estrada para o uber de volta ao centro.
Agora, Morena está com outro cliente, que transa com ela na piscina, e transa com ela no gramado do meio the boate. Enquanto isso, Vagabundo lembrando que andão tomou megadose de seu habitual coquetel para DE de cialis genérico e viagra genérico, desce as escadas, vai até o armário e toma a dose. Na verdade, o jogo de pau do Vagabundo andão tem sido tudo o que deveria por causa do estresse, estresse e mais estresse e falta de exercícios, então them breve o Vagabundo vai pegar um tapete de ioga, fazer uma hora de ioga no youtube e 10 rodadas no pesado saco, e uma hora nadando them sua piscininha de 10 metros x 10 metros, tipo 653 voltas para fazer meia milha, e fazer foda de mãe dupla após dupla após dupla com morena clara e nina deponca, e ser um fotógrafa escrava com seu vá para ação pro e dji 4. E vocês, idiotas, vão se inscrever no meu onlyfans, porque isso é tudo que eu aspiro. Escrever ótima ficção pornô, como Henry Miller, Trópico do Recreio, Trópico do seeâncer.
Cara, o Vagabundo está com 55 anos e perdeu um passo. Ele vai se tornar um garanhão de boxe de luta livre de jiu jitsu para martelar o ventre the morena. Cara, o Brasil é a porra the selva, e o Brasil é demais.
OK, então são 02 h, e Nina Deponca e Vagabundo estão na piscina, Morena está sendo arada pelo cliente andº 2, e a cara do Vagabundo fode depois estilo cachorrinho fode Nina Deponca porque ele quer ver Morena foder. Aí o Vagabundo fode a Nina Deponca, nua, e sopra uma carga, finalmente na bucetinha dela, enquanto a cliente #2 fode a morena ruidosamente no meio do andar de cima.
Essas memórias discordantes se cruzam como os campos de fogo de morteiros de 60 milímetros e metralhadoras M-60 abotoando um bunker antes de Vagabundo levar um SMAW de 83 milímetros e lançAR uma bala termobárica direto no fato de que morena clara veio ruidosamente them seu rosto e vibradores e dedos e língua, e agora Morena está sendo atacada pelo cliente andº 2.
Aí o Vagabundo vai até o cliente andº 2 e pega o andúmero dele, e pega o andúmero the mulata negra que estava sendo arrasada por um cliente the zona euro porque o Vagabundo quer foder a mulata também, junto com a morena.
Agora, os Vagabundos estão de volta à barraca do amor, e o vagabundo ara Nina Deponca que diz, com razão, que andão recebe o suficiente (400 reais) para uma longa noite de chupar e foder o pau do vagabundo, o pau do ala, a bucetinha e o cuzinho the morena, e traduzir e dar prova social ao comportamento desviante do Tenente Comandante Joseph Vagabundo, aposentado the MARINHA SUÍÇA.
Também foram pagos 489 reais pelas bebidas e entrada, que foram apenas 80 reais para o casal, sendo o restante youísques para o grupo.
Selá. Assim vai.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]