Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

Nothing good happens after 11, IDC about that, with clubs closed just go on photoacompantes, but restaurants closing at 5 pm? The fucking restaurants!! Fuck! How the hell am I supposed to get all you can meat through delivery fml.

*just found out some decent news* : judge blocked the mayors order of 5pm restuarants and bars and extended it to 8pm. thank god.

Thanks god! You'll have 3 more hours to fill your belly.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Nothing good happens after 11, IDC about that, with clubs closed just go on photoacompantes, but restaurants closing at 5 pm? The fucking restaurants!! Fuck! How the hell am I supposed to get all you can meat through delivery fml. Well, that's the risk of traveling to a Level 4 risk country just for some carioca bunda kkkkkk. And people say mongering is not a sport!

*just found out some decent news* : judge blocked the mayors order of 5pm restuarants and bars and extended it to 8pm. thank god.

https://twitter.com/fabifbbr/status/1367947797404778498

[Mr Enternational]

Can someone confirm do "clubs" include termas? I was going to make plans to return as a side trip but won't go if this is the case.

I do not know if clubs include termas, but boates sure do.

[FlcnHvy]

If you are coming for termas then you could save that money. They are nothing like they used to be. Before it seemed the chicks could at least pull the wool over your eyes making you think they are classy. These days it is just pure hood rattish and it is obvious the chicks you are dealing with. Just take one look at their shoes and the fantasy is all over.

I went to both 4X4 and T65. Speaking Portuguese I had a good time in the boates talking shit. In 4X4 it was apparent that the chicks were drink monsters. Some guys who were probably corporate cats were in there with 4 bottles of expensive liquor. The chicks were around them drinking it up. Some chicks would go from table to table getting guys to buy drinks for them. When they came to us trying to pull that I had to decline. Soonafter they were at another table getting guys to buy drinks.

I did have fun with those chicks and even got one of them's whatsapp. She said it was her first day. I asked how old she was and she said she was 28 with a some month old baby. I asked if she was sure, because she looked older than 28. She did not even know the prices and had to go outside to ask. She came back and said 270 for 30 minutes and 390 for 1 hour. I contacted her that night and it seemed she had the game messed up. She wanted 300 plus round trip Uber. I told her that was too much. Hell, if I was going to pay that much then I would have just fucked her in the club. She dropped to 250 but I never answered her back.

The next day in 65, I also had a good time hanging out. We did not put on robes there. The lady in the dressing room told me I had to leave my back pack in the locker though. I told her if was full of rubbers that I am going to need though.

We went up to the boate and I asked for a menu. The 70 entrance covers comsumption, but I wanted to see what I was spending. They did not have menus. We ordered a caipirinha anyway. It was big as shit.

Some chicks were in attack mode as soon as we sat down. When the chick that was on my brother found out he did not speak Portuguese, she backed off and called another chick over that could speak a little English. She had obvious fake hair. She asked me what my name was and I responded by asking her what the name of her hair was. She started laughing and said Lacey Wiggy. That shit made me fall out. She said her hair is short and when it gets longer she will stop wearing it. We got into a discussion about what men and women like. I told her men did not give a shit about how long her hair was. She said she was doing it for herself. I said bullshit. Women do things men like and men do things women like. I told her that if women did not give a shit about money then I would never work another day in my life.

We were running out of time because my brother had to get back to get ready to go to the airport. So we took the chicks to the rooms for 1 hour. In the boate my chick was making a lot of noise. But when we got into the room she turned out to be an empty wagon. On top of that the a/c did not work and it got hot as hell. She told me we only had 10 minutes left and I picked up my phone and showed her the timer where it said 36 minutes left. It was damn hot though. She started drinking my drink.

Finished and got in the shower. Mf shower was hot as shit. Now if the room was cold there would have been no hot water. But with a hot room, there was only hot water. When I got out of the shower I opened the room door and left it open before putting my clothes on. I had to get some air.

Went back to the boate and I still had half of my drink left. My brother came down soon after and we went downstairs to leave. The lady was not in the dressing room so I swiped one of the robes and put it in my bag for my brother. No idea what size it was. I told him if it was too small then he could give it to his 9 year old son. Went to check out and the total was 355. I asked the lady why I had to pay the same as him when I am more handsome than him. No uber would accept so we ended up taking a taxi back to Copacabana.

Sidenote: I remember reading a recent report of a guy saying he took a chick out of 4x4 for 1000. I thought he meant he got her number and had her come later for that amount. But no. That is the 4 x4 listed take out price. Don't know what he was thinking with that one. None of the chicks that I saw at either termas was worth half that and they both did have actual 40 and 50 year olds.

Fully agree with the perception of this post.

I'm in the same camp. I love to 'talk shit' in the termas, and chat up the chicks, pretty fun when you are bored and want to kick the shit.

4 x4: first vibe was great. But then realized my ass gets WAY to drunk (I like having a fun time). Funny thing, I'm not against buying drinks etc. So I often rack up a tab. Two tabs at 4 x4 were 250-350 for JUST drinks. Every Terma I've gone to I've had two girls make out with me etc. Etc. Fun times. But I agree! After my drunk ass has realized these girls are FUCKING TRASH (sorry). 4 x4 is affordable compared to solarium.

Solarium: its "okay". Nothing different really from talent. When I was sober I was literally ready to leave after my second whisky. Funny enough I started chatting up and drinking more. Got 4 numbers and it's apparently a "no-no" there (like everywhere I assume), but possibly the girls game up the no number beore sex there. The upstairs room is a little cramped but I liked the vibe after I was drinking etc. The lady talent in there was not up to par. Did not fuck, although my tab was fucking almost 900! Hilarious thing. I walked in to solarium, and my first month here in Brazil i picked up this chick from petropolis who stayed with me for 2.5 days (for 600 hehe), and i saw her in solarium when i walked in getting mac'd on. we had a good laugh and threeway kiss after. sweetheart, but i was NOT attracted to her and she was one of the top 10%ers in solarium.

These chicas will to come over for 300, I offer 400 occasionally to avoid hassel. But the price eventually settles at 300 for me if I'll be a regular.

I spent the 1 k for the "sair rate" at 4 x4 on what I believed was my last night. Fucking horrible. NEVER DO IT. NEVER EVER EVER! DON"T BE A FUCKTARD!

I would recommend, hit up the termas, have a few drinks, straight to the point, get a few numbers, and you'll get hit up. These chicks are looking for employers so be a good a boss!

Anyhow, I totally feel you on the classyness / looks of the termas chicas. I don't enjoy fucking 'dirty' chicks. I need some class, looks, youth, or freshness. It is out there, but fucking and spending shittons of money at the termas to get the Brazil experience is not it imo. Although you can make some connections and its a fun time. I remember my internal process during some of my recent terma trips. i've always wanted to leave initially not being attracted to the talent. i've also come the understanding these girls are pretty drop dead stupid. hence why it can be fun to 'talk shit' (very polite) and just have fun.... but when you realize that these girls are uneducated, have a bunch of free time (applicable if you have a long time in brazil) and have sort of programmed the way to deal with men, the interactions become pretty straightforward and easier.
I do think for the 'noobs' the more time you spend in the various arenas of putas you'll start to get the game and how these chicks operate and how they think. I've had a few cases in which 'hot' girls think they can ask me 600 or 3000 for all night... just hilarious.

[The Cane]

When the chick that was on my brother found out he did not speak Portuguese, she backed off and called another chick over that could speak a little English. She had obvious fake hair. She asked me what my name was and I responded by asking her what the name of her hair was. She started laughing and said Lacey Wiggy. That shit made me fall out. She said her hair is short and when it gets longer she will stop wearing it. We got into a discussion about what men and women like. I told her men did not give a shit about how long her hair was. She said she was doing it for herself. I said bullshit. Women do things men like and men do things women like. I told her that if women did not give a shit about money then I would never work another day in my life.

The lady was not in the dressing room so I swiped one of the robes and put it in my bag for my brother. No idea what size it was. I told him if it was too small then he could give it to his 9 year old son. Went to check out and the total was 355. I asked the lady why I had to pay the same as him when I am more handsome than him. No uber would accept so we ended up taking a taxi back to Copacabana.

That was funny as hell about some hair LOL! But, you say you did what? You swiped a robe LOL! I stayed at a hotel in Miami South Beach once where they actually encouraged you to take the robes. Then, I have one from an FKK, but that's when the place required you to buy a robe if you wanted to use one (they long ago stopped that practice).

[YippieKayay]

I have a 2 month trip planned and now I have to wait to see what happens. If the termas, restaurants and clubs are all closed, then it doesn't make much sense to go to Rio at this time. I hope the curfew ends quickly. Anyone know how long the curfew is supposed to last for?

Can someone confirm do "clubs" include termas? I was going to make plans to return as a side trip but won't go if this is the case.

[Mr Enternational]

I have a 2 month trip planned and now I have to wait to see what happens. If the termas, restaurants and clubs are all closed, then it doesn't make much sense to go to Rio at this time. I hope the curfew ends quickly. Anyone know how long the curfew is supposed to last for?

If you are coming for termas then you could save that money. They are nothing like they used to be. Before it seemed the chicks could at least pull the wool over your eyes making you think they are classy. These days it is just pure hood rattish and it is obvious the chicks you are dealing with. Just take one look at their shoes and the fantasy is all over.

I went to both 4X4 and T65. Speaking Portuguese I had a good time in the boates talking shit. In 4X4 it was apparent that the chicks were drink monsters. Some guys who were probably corporate cats were in there with 4 bottles of expensive liquor. The chicks were around them drinking it up. Some chicks would go from table to table getting guys to buy drinks for them. When they came to us trying to pull that I had to decline. Soonafter they were at another table getting guys to buy drinks.

I did have fun with those chicks and even got one of them's whatsapp. She said it was her first day. I asked how old she was and she said she was 28 with a some month old baby. I asked if she was sure, because she looked older than 28. She did not even know the prices and had to go outside to ask. She came back and said 270 for 30 minutes and 390 for 1 hour. I contacted her that night and it seemed she had the game messed up. She wanted 300 plus round trip Uber. I told her that was too much. Hell, if I was going to pay that much then I would have just fucked her in the club. She dropped to 250 but I never answered her back.

The next day in 65, I also had a good time hanging out. We did not put on robes there. The lady in the dressing room told me I had to leave my back pack in the locker though. I told her if was full of rubbers that I am going to need though.

We went up to the boate and I asked for a menu. The 70 entrance covers comsumption, but I wanted to see what I was spending. They did not have menus. We ordered a caipirinha anyway. It was big as shit.

Some chicks were in attack mode as soon as we sat down. When the chick that was on my brother found out he did not speak Portuguese, she backed off and called another chick over that could speak a little English. She had obvious fake hair. She asked me what my name was and I responded by asking her what the name of her hair was. She started laughing and said Lacey Wiggy. That shit made me fall out. She said her hair is short and when it gets longer she will stop wearing it. We got into a discussion about what men and women like. I told her men did not give a shit about how long her hair was. She said she was doing it for herself. I said bullshit. Women do things men like and men do things women like. I told her that if women did not give a shit about money then I would never work another day in my life.

We were running out of time because my brother had to get back to get ready to go to the airport. So we took the chicks to the rooms for 1 hour. In the boate my chick was making a lot of noise. But when we got into the room she turned out to be an empty wagon. On top of that the a/c did not work and it got hot as hell. She told me we only had 10 minutes left and I picked up my phone and showed her the timer where it said 36 minutes left. It was damn hot though. She started drinking my drink.

Finished and got in the shower. Mf shower was hot as shit. Now if the room was cold there would have been no hot water. But with a hot room, there was only hot water. When I got out of the shower I opened the room door and left it open before putting my clothes on. I had to get some air.

Went back to the boate and I still had half of my drink left. My brother came down soon after and we went downstairs to leave. The lady was not in the dressing room so I swiped one of the robes and put it in my bag for my brother. No idea what size it was. I told him if it was too small then he could give it to his 9 year old son. Went to check out and the total was 355. I asked the lady why I had to pay the same as him when I am more handsome than him. No uber would accept so we ended up taking a taxi back to Copacabana.

Sidenote: I remember reading a recent report of a guy saying he took a chick out of 4x4 for 1000. I thought he meant he got her number and had her come later for that amount. But no. That is the 4 x4 listed take out price. Don't know what he was thinking with that one. None of the chicks that I saw at either termas was worth half that and they both did have actual 40 and 50 year olds.

[Sperto]

I have a 2 month trip planned and now I have to wait to see what happens. If the termas, restaurants and clubs are all closed, then it doesn't make much sense to go to Rio at this time. I hope the curfew ends quickly. Anyone know how long the curfew is supposed to last for?

They start with 1 week.

[Bravo]

Hi yall,

This is my first post so bare with me. I had a trip planned to visit Rio 3/26 - 4/3 and I just heard about the lockdown and how restaurants will be closing at 5 and clubs are closed indefinitely. Is it still worth going on this trip or should I start looking for other places to visit. If so what places are good to visit for not only mongering purposes but also for sightseeing.

LB.

I have a 2 month trip planned and now I have to wait to see what happens. If the termas, restaurants and clubs are all closed, then it doesn't make much sense to go to Rio at this time. I hope the curfew ends quickly. Anyone know how long the curfew is supposed to last for?

[The Tall Man]

Monday night we left 4 X4 and took Uber to Vila Mimosa. I did not know an address, so I just put in Mosaico. 9. 88 reais. I had the driver let us out right at the bridge so my brother could experience the walk and peee on the wall for initiation. There was a parking lot open for business and my brother asked who the hell would be parking there; there is nothing around here. Beats the hell out of me. We turned the corner and I took one last picture.

The place was an old shell of itself. Hardly any chicks and the smell has gotten really worse. In the usual spots I saw definitely 1 and maybe another chick that I would fuck. I asked one chick the price and she said 65 reais.

We walked out of that alley and went across the street looking. Found a new gem of a place that I have not seen before. Silvia 52! This is the best spot in VM. They have cut 55 gallon barrels and made them into chairs. They have big screen TVs and the place is very clean. We went in and ordered 2 caipirinhas. 10 reais each. 3 chicks that were my speed in this place and a couple of others that maybe you guys would like. I asked the best one how much and she said 85 reais for 30 minutes. Of course I talked shit about the price and she said it is not her price, but the price of the bar. I told her she was the best looking thing in VM so she deserves it. I told my brother the prices used to run 1 real per minute in VM. He saw her tan lines and asked if they all go to the beach to get those. Good question. In 20 years I have never thought to ask. So I asked her. She said she lays out on the roof of the building she lives in in Pena to get the tan..

WTF! Look at those rooms! Great report and photos!

My 2 visits to Rio and on one visited VM was 21 years ago, yep yep the summer of 2000 and I don't recall the VM rooms being that filthy dirty.

Heck it makes some of the 5 mil rooms that I was in here in Medellin centro look like a 5 star hotel room, hehehehe.

I need to get back to Rio and just experience it again. Oh the memories that I have of HELP and some of the girls I pulled from there.

The Tall Man.

[Kcrl01]

All of my trips to Rio, and I have never been to VM. Every time I see pictures from there I think "flithy". Just can't get myself to pull thee trigger and do it. I did say that I would at least go to Mosaico the next time. But, given your description, I don't know! Eeeww, eewwww, eeewwwwww!

For me 95% of the fun of going to VM is the people watching. It's like a freaking human zoo minus the cages! IMHO!

[LatinaLover#1]

All of my trips to Rio, and I have never been to VM. Every time I see pictures from there I think "flithy". Just can't get myself to pull thee trigger and do it. I did say that I would at least go to Mosaico the next time. But, given your description, I don't know! Eeeww, eewwww, eeewwwwww!

Ditto, actually I have visited VM a number of times but never actually sessional with any of them. I was content to have a beer, a seat on the porch of one of the bars and watch the show. I can't tell you how many times' I've seen the same girl in VM during the day and then see her all dressed up in Help that night for four times the price. Copa lost its appeal for me when TA and Help shut down, Balcony just didn't do it for me.

[LongBeach1199]

Hi yall,

This is my first post so bare with me. I had a trip planned to visit Rio 3/26 - 4/3 and I just heard about the lockdown and how restaurants will be closing at 5 and clubs are closed indefinitely. Is it still worth going on this trip or should I start looking for other places to visit. If so what places are good to visit for not only mongering purposes but also for sightseeing.

LB.

[HelloIm]

Monday night we left 4 X4 and took Uber to Vila Mimosa. I did not know an address, so I just put in Mosaico. 9. 88 reais. I had the driver let us out right at the bridge so my brother could experience the walk and peee on the wall for initiation. There was a parking lot open for business and my brother asked who the hell would be parking there; there is nothing around here. Beats the hell out of me. We turned the corner and I took one last picture.

The place was an old shell of itself. Hardly any chicks and the smell has gotten really worse. In the usual spots I saw definitely 1 and maybe another chick that I would fuck. I asked one chick the price and she said 65 reais.

We walked out of that alley and went across the street looking. Found a new gem of a place that I have not seen before. Silvia 52! This is the best spot in VM. They have cut 55 gallon barrels and made them into chairs. They have big screen TVs and the place is very clean. We went in and ordered 2 caipirinhas. 10 reais each. 3 chicks that were my speed in this place and a couple of others that maybe you guys would like. I asked the best one how much and she said 85 reais for 30 minutes. Of course I talked shit about the price and she said it is not her price, but the price of the bar. I told her she was the best looking thing in VM so she deserves it. I told my brother the prices used to run 1 real per minute in VM. He saw her tan lines and asked if they all go to the beach to get those. Good question. In 20 years I have never thought to ask. So I asked her. She said she lays out on the roof of the building she lives in in Pena to get the tan.

We left there and I saw a banner advertising a salon. Hold up. I recognize the name, but there was a mat covering up the picture. But the hair was still showing. I showed my brother a picture is my phone and told him I thought it was this chick from years ago. That is the only time I had heard a name as such. I approached a guy and asked him about the salon. He said he had know idea, but maybe it is upstairs. We trekked through the building and up the stairs. It appeared to be an abandoned bar (not really the bar, but the upstairs part where they have all the rooms.) There was a big room with maybe six beds in it and a guy that seemed to be taking a break from work was sitting on the floor. Found the salon and knocked on the door, but nobody answered.

Headed back downstairs and the first person I saw was the chick I thought I knew. She was mopping the floor in a downstairs bar. I took my phone out and showed her the picture and said isn't this you? She denied it. In the picture she was in the hallway of the apartment with her tits out looking at pics on the wall, her and another chick. She said that she does not take pictures like that. I zoomed in on the picture and said are you sure this is not you? She said no. I said this is definitely you. Same color hair and all. I told her it was from probably 15 years ago when we took her and some more girls from Vila Mimosa back to Copacabana for the night for a big orgy. (We gave each of them 100 reais by the way.) She said that she has been married for 13 years now so to keep it on the low. She was surprised that I had a picture from way back then in my phone. But I have a folder of the best times in Rio, so that is one of the pics I happen to have in there. I told her it was nice seeing her and we left.

We walked up to Mosaico. There was music and lights, but the guy said they do not open until 8 pm. It was 7:30 then so we left. We continued up the street. I asked my brother if he wanted to take the train or bus back to Copacabana. I have only taken the train once so I never remember where it is. We hung a left. Wait a minute, we are about to come out where we came in. I asked a guy that was passing on a bicycle and holding his infant where Sao Cristavao station was. He doubled back to answer me. He said it was back the other way. So we should have made the right. Nevermind. We went to the bus stop and waited for the 455 or 456 back to Copacabana. It was really slow. There was some guy on the ground close to the bus stop. We could not tell if he was alive or dead. We saw like 4 457 buses pass on the median that we could have taken. Oh well. Finally a 455 came.

That's amazing that you bumped into the girl you had an orgy with years ago. Shame you two didn't go for a beer or a conversation. Crazy.

[TomJackin]

All of my trips to Rio, and I have never been to VM. Every time I see pictures from there I think "flithy". Just can't get myself to pull thee trigger and do it.

Come on Cane, you have to visit VM at least once in your lifetime; at least for the shock factor. There is something about watching a naked chica getting fucked by two dudes on a pool table; now that's entertainment!

Monday night we left 4 X4 and took Uber to Vila Mimosa.

Good report! So, first you take Dad out, and now your brother. Damn, I was born in the wrong family!