Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Turgid]

I have never done escorts in Rio, always termas. Are the hottest girls in Rio to be found in termas or escorts?

[SamaRiding]

Ok, I googled massage parlors ipanema which is where I will be staying this trip. I came up with:

Gaia spa.

Viver zen spa urbano.

Spa Maria Bonita.

Life Massoterapia.

You're telling me all these are legit parlors with no BBBJ allowed. They all have websites and decent facilities. Anyone heard of these.

https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=5&p=1#gsc. Tab=0.

Happy hunting!

[Vagabundo1]

I publish here, on ISG, and aspire to Penthouse Letters. That is enough!

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15990719/

For many years I have running a longitudinal experiment of BBJCIM, often two girls at once, that my hypothesis is that it relieves stress and puts a big grin on my face. I also posit that the girls get better tooth enamel and health benefits with tonsil massages. Unfortunately I frequently lose touch with them and have not been able to follow up. But it sounds right. More recently the Swiss Navy Commander on this board offered a Michelle Obama look a like so as to allow a re-enactment Bill Clinton's celebrated work, literally in the big chair of the presidents desk. This intuitively sounds like a good experiment. Once upon a time there was a club in Bangkok called the White House where I was able to carry out work reflecting the work done on taxpayers dime at the namesake of the White House. Sadly I had to make to work at the bar rather than an impressive desk, and was able to contribute some tadpoles with the lady drink.

I have no doubt that our collective experiment and devotion in airfares, time, and money is a selfless act of advancing the theoretical aspects of mongering and diplomacy. Do watch the brain circuits though because this can hobby be dangerous if not woven in a social context.

Has anyone else an opinion on the health benefits of daily BBJCIM? Personally I find the better way is to administer therapy when you wake up. Any views out there?

[TjBrazil]

Somebody has to be the first to report on them. Why not you?

I will check them out on my next trip.

[Mr Enternational]

Ok, I googled massage parlors ipanema which is where I will be staying this trip. I came up with:

Gaia spa.

Viver zen spa urbano.

Spa Maria Bonita.

Life Massoterapia.

You're telling me all these are legit parlors with no BBBJ allowed. They all have websites and decent facilities. Anyone heard of these.

Somebody has to be the first to report on them. Why not you?

[Bravo]

Ok, I googled massage parlors ipanema which is where I will be staying this trip. I came up with:

Gaia spa.

Viver zen spa urbano.

Spa Maria Bonita.

Life Massoterapia.

You're telling me all these are legit parlors with no BBBJ allowed. They all have websites and decent facilities. Anyone heard of these.

TjBrazil you are my hero! You had 3 members tell you that there is no such thing as a "4 X4 of Massage Parlors" and you come back with "But what about these places?" HAHHAHAHA.

I admire your tenacity my friend!! I hope you find what you are seeking.

[TjBrazil]

Ok, I googled massage parlors ipanema which is where I will be staying this trip. I came up with:

Gaia spa.

Viver zen spa urbano.

Spa Maria Bonita.

Life Massoterapia.

You're telling me all these are legit parlors with no BBBJ allowed. They all have websites and decent facilities. Anyone heard of these.

[Pahllus Maximus]

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15990719/

For many years I have running a longitudinal experiment of BBJCIM, often two girls at once, that my hypothesis is that it relieves stress and puts a big grin on my face. I also posit that the girls get better tooth enamel and health benefits with tonsil massages. Unfortunately I frequently lose touch with them and have not been able to follow up. But it sounds right. More recently the Swiss Navy Commander on this board offered a Michelle Obama look a like so as to allow a re-enactment Bill Clinton's celebrated work, literally in the big chair of the presidents desk. This intuitively sounds like a good experiment. Once upon a time there was a club in Bangkok called the White House where I was able to carry out work reflecting the work done on taxpayers dime at the namesake of the White House. Sadly I had to make to work at the bar rather than an impressive desk, and was able to contribute some tadpoles with the lady drink.

I have no doubt that our collective experiment and devotion in airfares, time, and money is a selfless act of advancing the theoretical aspects of mongering and diplomacy. Do watch the brain circuits though because this can hobby be dangerous if not woven in a social context.

Has anyone else an opinion on the health benefits of daily BBJCIM? Personally I find the better way is to administer therapy when you wake up. Any views out there?

[Jazzy Daddy]

Offers legitimate massages in a very, very upscale spa setting, highly recommend (no sex allowed)!

[Jazzy Daddy]

Dupla Saturday 1/28.

I located a couple of willing brancas (not my favorite shade) and scheduled a meeting so we could all be friends and make each other moan and call out in ecstasy to one another. They were in neteroi a bit far, but hey. They had done this before and were pros at it (haha). I absolutely love women in lingerie (maybe from masturbas& as a kid to playboy).

I asked the ladies to warm me with some personal play amongst themselves. I wouldn't let them remove their underwear during the play time, so they did all tongue caressing and licking from the outside of their thongs and the inner cup.

Of their bras. After each had a gozada, I was invited in. Having four lips caressing me and then switching to standing with one kneeling in front and the other in the back maaan. So much passion and interaction. One of the top 5 duplas.

Sunday I was invited to a "Deep Miles" jam in logoa. We played only Miles from "kind of blue" up to "bitches brew" right before he sold his soul to rock and roll, what a waste! Clarence Clemons was a rock sax, not known in the circles for blowing jazz through his tenor.

[Xpartan]

Be specific. What is a 4 x 4 of massage parlors? Massages in Brazil suck (depending relative to what you are used to). Ask PM about the time he went out of his way to be disappointed.

I'm not even sure there are bonafide massage parlors in Rio. What they call "massages" are normally just prives, sometimes with a nicer decor. I've had good-to-great massages with FS included from individual GDPs, though.

[TjBrazil]

Be specific. What is a 4 x 4 of massage parlors? Massages in Brazil suck (depending relative to what you are used to). Ask PM about the time he went out of his way to be disappointed.

PSE, large selection of girls, and decent facilities. I'm not talking real massages.

[Mr Enternational]

Are there 1 or 2 massage parlors in Rio that are the 4 x 4 of massage parlors. I've never done the massage parlors in Rio. Want to try a few on my next trip.

Be specific. What is a 4 x 4 of massage parlors? Massages in Brazil suck (depending relative to what you are used to). Ask PM about the time he went out of his way to be disappointed.

[TjBrazil]

Are there 1 or 2 massage parlors in Rio that are the 4 x 4 of massage parlors. I've never done the massage parlors in Rio. Want to try a few on my next trip.

[Axel Heyst]

This are. The Conceição, 116 Club sounds interesting. Thanks for your posts & reports.

Last Thursday 1/26 <snip> ubered to Conceio. Now this place was on fire that night and the alcohol was giving me peak performance signals. Whole lotta bundas of all varieties. Here the women aren't timid, talked to quite a few, the little beauty sitting against the wall with her amigas das comunidades in white lingerie with her hair and nails all fixed for the night. Man I'm on a roll, solid body, beautiful face and moans and shouts so much that the door man was laughing when he knocked to inform us times up.

I don't remember anyone playing jazz on a tambourine, but hey I haven't seen everything yet!

Conceciao 116, the former Secret Terma, is a gem, a local favorite, where the real carioca on carioca sexuality dominates, where you get friends of friends working girls who give customers good performance because they get referrals from their friends, where there are monica mattos porn star quality bundinhas (not bundaos) on sale for what, like 100 reais, or 20 USD, for 40 minutes. OK, you get a little hand cloth and a mini bottle of soap instead of a towel at solarium, but you know what, that is upscale for Rio's majoriity. It is across the street from DETRAN, the DMV. It is safe, well unless you somehow make yourself a target.