Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Voyajer1]

Where can I get in Zona Sul?

You can get results in one hour for the Antigen test.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hi Gents.

Been to the above club 40 times with no bad experiences at all. In fact have to say its a pleasure to go there. Two nights ago a couple of strange things happened. Checked the bill on leaving and noticed five red bull drinks had been added to the tab. Apparently added to drinks I bought. I was 100 percent sober and watched the drinks being made with a clear unobstructed view. I can tell you no red bull tins were opened and poured into those drinks.

Secondly on leaving they added another 50 reals for "taking a lady out" of the club!! Snip.

Five red bull drinks added when not requested is not a mistake. Did you confront them about this and the exit fee? What was the outcome?

[Dave1111]

Hi Gents.

Been to the above club 40 times with no bad experiences at all. In fact have to say its a pleasure to go there. Two nights ago a couple of strange things happened. Checked the bill on leaving and noticed five red bull drinks had been added to the tab. Apparently added to drinks I bought. I was 100 percent sober and watched the drinks being made with a clear unobstructed view. I can tell you no red bull tins were opened and poured into those drinks.

Secondly on leaving they added another 50 reals for "taking a lady out" of the club!!

What the hell is going on here. These are freelance ladies who walk in and use the club, they aren't paid by the club and don't work solely for this club.

I wouldn't pay the 50 and advise others not too. I didn't see any signs downstairs clearly stating this was the case.

I appreciate and understand the 50 real charge that applies when leaving. This was explained to me as a minimum bar bill you have to ring up in the club. If your bill is under 50 you pay the difference. A type of entry fee but you get the drinks. I don't have a single problem with this.

So I am left wandering what is going on, are these genuine mistakes on behalf of the bar staff or behind their friendly outward appearance is there actually a more sinister motive. I saw other customers looking as confused as I was and everyone seemed to be having issues with what was on their tabs at the end of the night.

If it happens again me and the guys will start using the other club down the road. It's a real shame as apart from the smoke it was a great little place.

[Vagabundo1]

Well vagabundo dropped off the short term relationship at her place, then ubered onto centro.

She had milked out two loads over the morning and afternoon. But Vagabundo is a vagabundo.

So, he headed up to TDM33/2414, and checked out a apresentacao with Bia, who has 2 kids, and is a very hot negra. Gabi, vagabundo already knew, and since she said she would not DFK, he passed. Plus he had been texting and a super hot blond, May, was available at darkroom.

Contrary to his reputation as a derrick, Vagabundo does prefer blondes, perhaps because of his northern european heritage, but also because may is a like Amber Lynn quality blond, and what it's like 28 US Dollars or 140. Throw in 4 dollars or 20 reais more for a tip. Ridiculously, affordable for a nice DFK, 69, and hot, long, relaxing fuck, followed by an excellent massage.

So, vagabundo is closing down darkroom at 20 h20, and taking the metro or a bus back to barra, having busted 3 loads today. Time to go to bed.

Vagabundo notes to look at RB 156/3320,3225,1018,906 to look for that mulatta, haha.

Today I went around to quite a few prives.

First I went mainly to 3 buildings:

* TDM33: No need to register to visit the building. The elevators are worthless, but it's very quick to move between the floors using the fire stairs.

Went to sala: 3206,2414, 2304,2210, 2106,2103, 2102,2101, 1409,1406, 1301,1007...

[Sperto]

Today I went around to quite a few privées.

First I went mainly to 3 buildings:

* TDM33: No need to register to visit the building. The elevators are worthless, but it's very quick to move between the floors using the fire stairs.

Went to sala: 3206,2414, 2304,2210, 2106,2103, 2102,2101, 1409,1406, 1301,1007.

* TDM47: You need to register with ID.

Went to sala: 2408,1007, 1006,610, 513,512, 511.

* RB156: You need to register and have your photo taken. What is annoying you can only get 1 elevator card at a time (each elevator section covers limited floors). The fire stairs are quite quick.

Because of the annoying elevator cards I only went to 3320,3225, 1018,906.

A summary of these three buildings: Many of the privées have closed (or moved), with door bells and signs gone. Two of the top privées in TDM33 are definitely gone. Some privées had not open yet when I passed around 11-12 AM. Quite a few privées were filthy and quite disgusting. There are a few doable girls. I didn't see any gems in any of these privées mentioned above. What I did see was much lower quality on the girls than I've ever seen in earlier years, a bottom low record. Might have been better quality if I had visited a bit later today.

However I was later lucky at one RB privê. One of the good ones which cares about hiring charming and sexy girls in the range 18-22 years. I had problems to choose between a japonesinha, a petit morena and two very curvy mulattas. I chose one of the mulatas. Livia, mulata, 18 years. Funny, just like Larissa (TDM33, sala 3206) this girl also comes from a Campo Grande favela called La Carioca (and also started to work last Monday. Livia has a good looking face, actually natural hair, normalized tits, slim, shaved nice p*ssy and a fantastic ass. A bit larger ponyass, extremely firm, very round and wellshaped. She's new to this profession but she's a natural talent. Those mulatalips made an absolutely fantastic BJ. She had humor, before starting to ride she smiled and said she was going to show her pride, which was her very tight p*ssy. Couldn't have been better. She told me I could try her ass for free, but I declined as her pussy was so good. A perfect session, 120 reais /40 minutes. She allowed multiple photos. Large rooms with good AC, shower inside, clean sheets, lots of mirrors and one of these f*ck chairs that looks like a horse.

Side-note: I never seen so few foreign tourists in Rio at Christmas time, suits me fine. Passed by ex-ho-beach in front of Othon this afternoon. No GPS there.

[Vagabundo1]

Also highly recommended is Jessica at massagemtijuca.

Incredible morena like a 400/ h girl for 140.

New negra alert at tdm33/2414 bia.

I am in bed with belladonna fucked once today.

Once yesterday.

She's much more expensive.

Oh nooooooo, Kelly retired. She was my favorite.

[Vagabundo1]

I met Kelly earlier in 2021 with Jimmy boy.

I regret not fucking her.

But there are new prive legends like Stephany at 3206 in tdm33.

Let us know how you like her.

Oh nooooooo, Kelly retired. She was my favorite.

[The Cane]

Oh nooooooo, Kelly retired. She was my favorite.

The tutes move on. The tricks remain the same. Look on the bright side. In this way the tutes remain forever young, even if we the mongers do not! There's a pill for that. Haven't had to take it yet.

[Sperto]

Oh nooooooo, Kelly retired. She was my favorite.

There must be thousands of guys saying the same thing, missing her excellent service. Today I'll look and I see if I can find a Kelly v2.

[Rahsta]

I went to have a look at prives today. Unfortunately the priv at Rua do Conceicao 19 (in the middle of Saara) closed. That's a shame. It had the same owner as Belprazer, Dudas, Massagem Tijuca and Emporio do Banho. The only difference was that Rua do Conceicao had lower prices but the same quality.

I continued to Praca Olavo Bilac 28. In Dark Room in cobertura 6 no girls had arrived. I checked out sala 1417 and 1317 but the quality was very low.

I couldn't resist visiting Stellas Massagem on Rua do Ouvidor 130, sala 707. I wanted to see Kelly. The last 15 years (or more) I hade Kelly every year. A tall muscular women who f*cks like a pornstar. The standard procedure is BJ, p*ssy, anal and BBBJCIM at the price of 50 reais. Kelly's BJs are famous in Rio. I got quite disappointed when her colleague told me she had "retired" 2 months ago. What a shame! Now she drives Uber.

I went on to Edificio Central. How annoying you have to register, show ID and get your photo taken just to be able to go up in the elevators. I just checked out sala 2235, nothing doable.

Then I headed over to TDM33. I was prepared to check out lots of prives in that building. I started with sala 3206, and got stuck there. They hade one interesting girl who started to work yesterday. Larissa, mulatinha, 18 years, supercute, innocent looking, slim, petite and cool fake hair. She had a perfect round little ponyass and an absolutely beautiful and very tight p*ssy. The bad news was that she had a kid and her tits were saggy and she had a cesarean (scar. Larissa is a real sweetheart. She's quite shy and unexperienced but does everything to please. 100 reais /40 minutes. She allowed lots of photos.

Later I checked out Creche dos Maridos on Rua Djalma Ulrich 163, sala 701, in Copacabana. The reason I went there was a report I read in GParena about Lili Peituda, a girl with footballsized natural tits. It turned out that she got married and became an evangelica. The other girls weren't doable.

Oh nooooooo, Kelly retired. She was my favorite.

[Vagabundo1]

This is news you can use.

If you are in Rio now.

http://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2

http://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=1183

This girl is as hot as any Tier 1 terma girl.

You maybe are going to a tier 1 terma later, say 4 x4 (50 r cover), solarium (140 cover).

So, you take that metro or that uber to TDM33.

You go in and get a quick blow job and fuck with a condom this hot af little morena.

You fill the condom with your heirs.

You go smoke in the stairs with her afterwards, if she likes you.

She sucks your cock in the stair case, and takes a second load bare back full service creampie bent over the stairs like a dog because you gave her a joint with a few drags. Your load drips down her pink labia like a pina colada inside a sea shell.

You take her and Duda into a sex motel and you have the morena fist the negra while she is hand cuffed. That's for free too because the negra likes to smoke ganja.

You take Duda and Stefeny to a swing party in Gloria, where Stefany leads duda around like a farm animal, and six local guys take turns fucking her ass bare. This is a house set up like Story of O, where everyone is tested. The girls are submissive, tied up, and sleep hand cuffed to the bed and guarded by male members of the house. When the work day at the prive starts, the girls get up in Gloria and walk up Rua the Lapa to Cinelandia and to Treze de Maio 33. Duda is a law student in Jacaparagua. The men like her ass because she is a super fit negra, tight, and she has trouble taking it up the ass. But we use butt plugs to widen her asshole. Stefeny puts the butt plugs in and whips Duda. Duda also whips Stefeny, and puts on a show of sliding her black fingers and fist inside Stefeny's pussy, which she does on command.

Then you go to your tier 1 terma, having calibrated your testicles, prostate, penis, and brain for this formula: The Cost Per Fuck is $50 Reais, or $8. 71 at today's spot exchange rate.

Now, when you go and say high to the Ribeiro brothers who are the donos of 4 x4 or Solarium, you can walk around with two big empty balls because your left the poison inside Stefeny's tight, 19 year old vagina -- and up Duda's dirty asshole, where 8 of your friends also shot their wads, some of them 3 times, while watching Netflix on one 42 inch screen, and CNBC on another 42 inch screen, with a 5 G internet. You can look at those guys, and say, Eu sou carioca. Chupa meu piroca.

You to go TDM33/3206, aka, Sexy Hot Massagem.

Good report.

I did Stephany in sexy hot 15 minutes for 50 reais.

I will check out Larissa.

In 2414 in that building is a negra Gabi who used to work in 4 x4 and belprazer and VM in 2017.

Tall negra.

For chocolate lovers.

[StickShifter69]

To go back to the UK. Obligatory.

Think most of the local Dorgarias Pacheco do it so np needs to be done 48 hrs before depart.

[Vagabundo1]

Good report.

I did Stephany in sexy hot 15 minutes for 50 reais.

I will check out Larissa.

In 2414 in that building is a negra Gabi who used to work in 4 x4 and belprazer and VM in 2017.

Tall negra.

For chocolate lovers.

I went to have a look at prives today. Unfortunately the priv at Rua do Conceicao 19 (in the middle of Saara) closed. That's a shame. It had the same owner as Belprazer, Dudas, Massagem Tijuca and Emporio do Banho. The only difference was that Rua do Conceicao had lower prices but the same quality.

I continued to Praca Olavo Bilac 28. In Dark Room in cobertura 6 no girls had arrived. I checked out sala 1417 and 1317 but the quality was very low.

I couldn't resist visiting Stellas Massagem on Rua do Ouvidor 130, sala 707. I wanted to see Kelly. The last 15 years (or more) I hade Kelly every year. A tall muscular women who f*cks like a pornstar. The standard procedure is BJ, p*ssy, anal and BBBJCIM at the price of 50 reais. Kelly's BJs are famous in Rio. I got quite disappointed when her colleague told me she had "retired" 2 months ago. What a shame! Now she drives Uber.

I went on to Edificio Central. How annoying you have to register, show ID and get your photo taken just to be able to go up in the elevators. I just checked out sala 2235, nothing doable..

[Vagabundo1]

I still fuck her in vm.

But she treats me badly.

She does get tested and she takes an anal creampie.

Haha.

Well played Lt Cmdr. Well played indeed!

[Vagabundo1]

I only drink dark beer haha.

But a blonde I will fuck haha.

Vagabundo. Thanks for the cool response.

And yes, of course if a girl has no cell, her communication can be controlled by whoever.

I'll be back in Rio soon, January most likely.

I'm in SP for now.

Maybe we'll hook up, first loira gelada 🍺 on me!

Cheers!