Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Axel Heyst]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

Always reject the ATM's conversion rate unless you prefer paying more for BR.

[Bravo]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

[Vagabundo1]

Yesterday I took a girl to rio sevilha hotel, rua andrades 127.90 r for 3 hours.

Easy walk to 4 x4 and even closer to 116.

So you get a number in 4 x4 and you tell her to meet you at the above address.

Or you could just burn your cash in the street at 4 x4 through CC charges.

Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.

And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x46girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).

Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.

[Xpartan]

I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.

All termas in Rio including 4 x4 add scammy CC surcharges, but if you're just short of cash, they'll let you pay cash and top it up with plastic.

[Vagabundo1]

Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.

And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x4 girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).

Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.

You can take them to sheik hotel at the corner of av gomes freire and the BRT light rail line, or even over to ok hotel in lapa, or one over on rua Andrade on the darkside near 202 and 116. BTW, 116 was rocking for those of us who prefer street action like alecbrwn.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UJjVjHpibwoJ1mv3A

BTW, the tobacco shop with awesome cigars and macallan 12 (98 r per shot) is at the above.

Are. Do Ouvidor, 39 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20010-150.

This is now the unofficial high temple of voodoo of vagabundo. I can't recommend it highly enough as a place to go smoke a cigar and have a macallan neat after fucking a girl at 116 (who costs more than the macallan). Right around the corner from clubmixbar.com.br, where god rest his soul, I mongered with shortstack, a victim of covid. Also right across the street from bolsa valores and in turn the tribunal maritimo, and right down the street from the best restaurant for before or after mongering, cais do oriente.

So there you have it sports fans. Don't play 4 x4 the credit card fees, invest the extra 98 you save by fucking hot ass and even better lower price hoars in McCallan and 25 r cigars at are. Do ouvidor 39.

Shalom.

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.


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[FlowState985]

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.
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I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.

[Vagabundo1]

Well last night Vagabundo and Alecbrwn went to meet up at Cinelandia Starbucks, and after rapping a little, then did a patrol over to 4 x4. We actually met a 4 x4 girl with her friend outside and they gave us weed. Now how cool is that. Vagabundo actually paid them 20 r for the half smoked ganja. OK, this is where it gets cool. Yes, we did go over to 116 and bang a black volleyball player, veronica, who is friends with pricilla who has a ass to die for. And Alecbrwn who is an actual adult actor (ahem, I will let him discuss any details he may choose or get his explicit permission since he is Italian Mafia, going back 3499 years) did bang a spinner. Jeez, this guy is like a Evil Jesus christ. He has fucked Ana Foxx, the real one (though mine is better, younger, and has a bigger ass like Zawaadi, but now she won't fuck me bare because last time she came to my room there was shit from dozens of other hoars who had been fucked in the love shack. Go figure. Look baby, you've been partying with the stones. OK, so Vagabundo fucked a girl that he shall name Nia Nacci 2, or Nia Nazi, or Christy Canyon, who says she will pernoite 3 times a week for 500 r each time, she is top shelf. Nia Nazi body, hence her callsign in the witness protection program. But she flaked on planned pernoites 2 days in a row, which hurts Vagabundo due to his abandonment issues. Oh, I was so mad. But I went to 116 and fucked (covered) this tall volley ball player negra, like 5 foot 11. Wow. And she's friends with Priscilla which means duplas. Oh yes. So, then we head down the street towards praca xv and we find a great cigar joint, have a macallan 12, which vagabundo bought, along with cigars. Remind me to post the exact address. Then we went by clubmixbar.com.br at av mercado 25. Then we foot patrolled into Lapa and had some late dinner at contemporaneo, went by ganja coffee shop which was closed, and then vagabundo ubered home, all while texting manu meier about whree to meet but the morena hoar was on a overnight in botafogo, and will only do hours with vagabundo. Look Vagabundo is just a man, a normal dude, a little overweight, old, greying beard, but he looks forward to reaming manu's ass soon, maybe tomorrow, as payday was today.

[Carrib]

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.


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[Vagabundo1]

Further to Recreio Recce:

Brazil is Brazil is Brazil.

What p4 p is in Rio or any city is in Recreio.

As has already been noted, there are equivalent of VM here -- posto 10 to 12, Master Club, Av Gilka Machado, and the area from Gilka Machado to Master Club. Look on gparena dot net etc, and session with well reviewed girls.

Recreio Terapatias has some hot girls, and the beach kiosks and restaurants have hot waitresses. Speaking of which, as the immortal song lawyers guns and money goes, "how was I to know, she was with the russians too ' -- there is a Russian girl in my hotel condo, who gave me her number, but I lost it, then in my normal smooth way I mentioned my German family, and then she wold not give me her number again. Says she is from Moscow. Can't make this stuff up.

Paris Cafe -- as already mentioned the hottest girls are here, and the hottest girls from 4 x4 and perola live in Recreio, in some of the areas again around Gilka and Master Club.

As Creedence Clearwater Revival once famously sang, I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way, looks like we're in for nasty weather -- and I am not talking about the weather.

What happens to Rio in a world war? We are not far away, or we are already in one. Reais, Oil, Pussy, Sun, all these are valuable commodities.

Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.

P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.

[Balboa]

Termas are daytime operations, which close in the evening, so no, you tried those at night, either.

That's definitely not true.

[DinoDong]

I used to live in Recreio. It's pretty chill but there is a usually one or two quiosques on the beach that are rockin' - one specifically around posto 11. There are also quite a few garotas working Lcio Costa between postos 9 and 11. Interestingly I never did try Paris Club as I was in a pretty tight relationship at the time. I highly recommend Recreio if you want to hang out and chill. There's decent Airbnb options and a few hotels along the beach.

Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.

P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.

[Eszpresszo]

I've never tried massage spots in Rio. Just termas at night.

Termas are daytime operations, which close in the evening, so no, you tried those at night, either.

[Balboa]

I've never felt unsafe while in VM as there are always a lot of people around and unless you start a fight with someone, no one is going to bother you or rob you. Getting there from the Sao Cristovao metro station or Praca Bandeira bus stop may be a little dodgy but can be avoided by Ubering to VM. The problem with VM is almost all of the girls there are unfuckable and even if you found one you liked the rooms are tiny, filthy little cabins with narrow beds with sheets that are not changed after a session (this applies to the bars in the horseshoe. I don't know about the bars across the street). Went there last Friday and, out of the dozens of girls working there, only saw one blond in the horseshoe that might be fuckable and another in one of the bars across the street. It could be worth going there just to see what the poor locals are fucking and to say you've been there, but don't go there expecting to to fuck anyone.

I always find something there.

At times, very hot girls among the uglies.

Just takes patience and I always use the very seldom used suite rooms that a few of the bars have available.

Why anyone would use one of the normal crappy rooms there, I don't know.

[Xpartan]

These days, I find massage spots that offer sex as my favorite, as I like both services. Tired of chatting & drinking at clubs / termas. I've experienced sao paulo's clinica scene & like it, but how does that compare to Rio's massage spot scene? Quality & price wise? I've never tried massage spots in Rio. Just termas at night.

You won't find many such options in Rio. Most so called terapias are straight-up bordellos. There are a couple of massage joints, but they offer manual release only. I recommend Alice in Tijuca. A mature woman with a gorgeously sculpted 20-year old body but a 40-year old face, LOL. She's not ugly, mind you, but don't expect a 20-year old beauty.

But more importantly, she has superb massage and sex skills and charges under 200. I don't remember the address, but you can find it on GParena.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo likes 1355 malibu. For 5000 r, after 3 months on 6th floor, he has moved up to 15th, in the clouds almost with a view of pedra the gavea, where as a SWISS NAVY aviator, I can call in air strikes from the SWISS NAVY invading Brazil.

Jimmy Boy left yesterday. 6 foot five black dude with a shaved head who worked for the IRS for 40 years and retired with 18 million in assets, all from selling COSTCO put options.

Recreio is where I live now, at av malibu 1355,15th story apartment, beach view. In addition to Paris and the SW venue from post 10 to 12, you also have recreio terapaties (see link on gparena dot net), and master club. This is no gringo real brasileiro brasil. Best real estate is near av glauco gil, which is where paris cafe is, (glauco gil and av das americas). This is easy walking and hiking to praia abrico and other praias like praiahna. The cultural king of Brazil, the best and most famous jiu jitsu family and the cultural prince of Brazil, a rapper who lives in a surfer apartment, live in recreio. This is where the richest and most influential brasilians live. I like the restaurant casuarino. The beach at Pontal is best for open water swimming because of the protected cove behind the peninsula / island, pontal. If you want to go on a terma run or a prive run in Recreio, PM me. I have a whatsapp group that I can add you to when you are here. Vagabundo hates this time of year, but after carnival on about 18 Feb., things will get easier for gringos to find longer term housing on better terms.