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09-12-23 09:05 #28994
Posts: 8Luynne konani
Hey guys met a beauty, genuinely nice girl even took me out with her friends day after and paid for drinks on beach. Sex amazing, she's gpod with convo.
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09-12-23 02:04 #28993
Posts: 2280You should also ask, and I would be interested by the responses of members of this board more senior than me -- mr e, sperto, many others -- on safety in rio.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 21:53 #28992
Posts: 1173Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 21:03 #28991
Posts: 539Independence day fun and new visa rules to be aware of
I applied the principles of Ordem e Progresso, by progressing in two hotties in a trio in order of age (19 and 24, the latter a bit old for my liking). I can report one sucking my balls whilst the other simultaneously my cock, deep throat, great suction and her fingers gently circling the base. She is clearly very experienced and despite having fucked her less than an hour before hand, blew a massive load down her throat. The girls seem to have a certain pride driving men crazy, a power they have over us until about 3 minutes after we cum.
All I can say is that staying away from tobacco, alcohol and bad food plus daily workouts till exhaustion has many benefits, especially the vascular system and brain. This is needed to enjoy your body like a teenager, and that I'm doing, but this time around with and endless parade of pretty young women that punctuates a well balanced work-play-social lifestyle. Living in Brasil takes some adapting, but you can get 1st world food, coffee and health care with just a little leg work. It's more or less on east coast time, so work is easy as are flights into JFK and the fast and cheap Long Island Railroad to Penn Station and for me a easy walk to Chelsea. Choice of direct flights on GOL, AA, LATAM, Delta to Sao Paulo, but my suggestion is Copa via Panama. Return Biz class USD3 k or USD1 k cattle class (I like to save $). I get picked up in my own car by live in housekeepers and arrive to my own bed with candles, french doors open, food and one of my favorite girls in sexy lingerie. This works out well. It's become a routine, the only downside is not having a hottie waiting for me in the States for post airline massage and BJ. I've never tried arranging a visa for a Brasil girl, but it sounds like a bit of a hassle. I'm spending less and less time in USA, the cost-benefits just don't stack up. Rio and SP have outstanding choices in restaurants outside of the tourist slum holes.
On that note, I suggest the mongers here note that on 10 January 2024 visa will be needed to get into BR. I don't have details, such as whether it can be done easily online or a messy, time consuming chop in the passport. I got an investment visa in 2020, for which $USD 50 k in real estate and / or local company will do the trick, I hired lawyers in Sao Paulo who arranged it all. My location gives me views, appreciating real estate (at bargain entry price relative to equivalent) and live in caretakers / gophers I pay well above local rates (BR50 k / USD10 k per year) to get loyalty and discretion and I can tax deduct the lot. For some of you, as long as you have $USD2 k a month by annuity / pension / whatever, you can get a retirement visa even though you are not retired. I'd suggest getting a local bank account and stock it monthly for 6 months before applying for this visa type. This needs to be done locally at the Ministry of Injustice, and suggest you just pay local lawyers to save a ton of frustration and delay.
For everyone else, it looks like 4 entries of 90 days and USD160 fee.
Oh, a I have naked girl tugging at me, so I better finish this post.
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09-11-23 18:56 #28990
Posts: 416Was there yesterday
Originally Posted by Bearsi [View Original Post]Last edited by DonCarlos1234; 09-11-23 at 19:02. Reason: spellin
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09-11-23 18:02 #28989
Posts: 2280https://youtu.be/S7zmtaJeNzQ?si=9IroXvf6DOV8N-ky
Don't tell them.
Good song to fuck to, according to my best rio hoars.
And good visual as to why to ride the metro with your best hoars.
And on the topic of rio hoars, actual natives of rio de janeiro perform best sexually, for which my learned colleague rodeo agrees. Senor rodeo is coming to rio in a few weeks for a week. Pm us for a little group chat for we swiss navy veterans! We are talking about a hotel veterano in recreio for swiss and brazilian veterans with the best of rio's hoars!
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 03:51 #28988
Posts: 1173Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 03:49 #28987
Posts: 1339Originally Posted by Chicago85 [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 02:14 #28986
Posts: 1976Originally Posted by Aristhotle [View Original Post]
So you tell her you're poor as shit.
And you split your bills 50/50. At best! Do you mean she better pay more than half?
Then, despite being poor as shit, you insist on a pre-nup.
That's priceless.
Tell you what's going to happen. When she's on the USA Soil with the GC in hand, it'll take her a New York minute to find a nice, well-hung local Brazilian boy and dump your sorry ass that's too lazy to even learn the language your trophy wife calls her own.
Originally Posted by Aristhotle [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 01:50 #28985
Posts: 15981Originally Posted by Aristhotle [View Original Post]
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09-11-23 00:35 #28984
Posts: 2280OK, I hate to return the topic of this board to fucking women who are in Rio de Janeiro, now, but attached is the picture of a blond from mineira who just showed up within the last month. Anyone fucked her yet? I have so many regulars from prives that I fuck at 250 r for an hour BBFS that I have not yet broken her in yet at a higher price, but I might. Of course, I already got her number, but I am looking for reviews of whether she rides well in a test drive before investing my hard earned Swiss Francs in loosening up her anal muscle for massage of my pepperoni, the best meat from Lake Lugano and Lake Como where my family has either been guards for the Pope or Mafia or sausage makers for eight centuries, with some breaks to go drop nuclear bombs for General Curtis LeMay.
Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum.
Josef Vagabundo, VIII, President of Brazil, President Vagabundo, S1 E69.
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09-11-23 00:13 #28983
Posts: 2280Vagabundo Veterano hereby announces the intent to build a property empire in Recreio. Guaratiba, Cabo Frio. Arrail do Cabo.
Here on Sunday fucking Nina DePonca up the ass watching some local porn and City of God, I am dreaming my goal to be the property baron of Rio as a secret plan to build outposts for the SWISS NAVY to come ashore and penetrate the local population.
Looking for a few good preferably Germanic viking veterans of the SWISS NAVY to execute this brilliant plan.
Semper Gumby.
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09-10-23 23:28 #28982
Posts: 387Originally Posted by Viajero11 [View Original Post]
Many thanks!
-Chicago.
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09-10-23 22:41 #28981
Posts: 217Originally Posted by OneEyedMan [View Original Post]
Never heard of this.
Makes sense but I'm assuming this only applies in the Copa / Ipa beaches and not the Barra beaches.
Saw some real 10's last time near classico beach club.
Went up to them with some friends and talked to them and they were models that lived nearby. Really hot but definitely just civilians.
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09-10-23 18:14 #28980
Posts: 6444Wheat
Originally Posted by WorldJockey [View Original Post]