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10-13-21 18:10 #25031
Posts: 2248Summer has started, Transamerica pool intel pics today
Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss Naval Intelligence, Retired, and now the Station Chief of the Central Hoaring Agency office in Rio risked his life today to take the attached pictures of possible hoar talent:
Two probable hoars waiting for cabs, cute, not approached.
A super nice branca bunda who reported that she was married, but smiled and asked "is that a banana in your shorts or are you just happy to meet me" and is now sitting on my dick with her asshole after having some red wine and weed. That last bit may or may not be a fantasy, but she had a great ass.
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10-13-21 17:53 #25030
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
https://extra.globo.com/esporte/flam...-24898785.html
When in Rio, you can expect Flamenguistas and Vascaínos to denigrate each other and call each other killers, criminals, thugs, et cetera. It's all part of the fun.
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10-13-21 14:46 #25029
Posts: 614Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
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10-13-21 14:08 #25028
Posts: 2248Vagabundo is staying in Rio because trueblue is coming into town. We will catch up with Jimmyboy in Brazil again in January. Until then fair winds and following seas. Jimmyboy is a logistical genius who recommended hotel Atlántico tower, and sticks to Clínicas / prives for the best value trading in bunda.
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10-13-21 13:15 #25027
Posts: 2248Centro hotel
Centro hotel.
The go to centro hotel is Hotel Atlantico Tower, Rua Visconde de Inhuama 95, at the intersection of Rio Branco.
http://atlanticotower.com.br/
If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel atlântico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael. But you can go at 9 am and always find landlords who are renting monthly. In the same trip you could also go to Barrabella and ask to visit rooms. As I said, the barrabella may be one of the new Hoartels in Barra.
The website for Transamerica (now Mediterraneo Condo) is.
https://www.associacaomediterraneo.com/
Av Gastao Senges 395.
The website for Barrabella is.
http://www.barraleme.com/hoteis/Barr...barrabella.htm
Av. Lúcio Costa, 4700 - Barra the Tijuca. RJ.
Both Transamerica / mediterraneo and Barrabella come up on bookings.com, etc.
These are both at Barra posto 6.
At Barra Posto 1, a recommended residence is.
ksportal.com.br
The relative merits of P1 v P6 are that P1 is right on the metro so you can walk there and take the Metro. P6 is more removed, and according to some locals, the best part of Barra in all aspects (which I agree with). P1 is also where the excellent terma Perola Negra is located, along with the excellent socializing area Olegario Maciel.
Originally Posted by HoyaDay [View Original Post]
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10-13-21 05:29 #25026
Posts: 2248Good affordable hotel near 4 x4
If you need a Good, affordable hotel for a night or two when you first arrive to to hotel Atlántico tower, rua Visconde de inhuama 95. It is 400 meters from 4 x4. Cost is like 100 reais a night. Then go in person to Av Gastão Sengés 395 and rent a room for a month, ask for Rafael.
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10-13-21 03:46 #25025
Posts: 2248Orgy with Monique and Seka
Orgy with Monique and Seka, what you should bring back from Rio.
The best mongers I know have brought back girls to their home countries.
I also recommend, in more or less order:
A vasco the gama soccer shirt. You can get one at metro uruguiana for 70 r (fake), or you can go to get a real one at the san januiaro stadium. It is also your single best security measure.
You can also get a flashlight with a taser, it is a little shop on av Gomes Freire 367 or nearby. I will look up the card. You walk down the street (Gomes Freire) from sheik hotel towards ave mem de sa. You see the main police station on your right, and this tactica place up on a second floor across the street. You can also get patches like BOPE etc. I opted to get the civil police patch, but they have cool stuff. That flashlight with a taser is a good self defense / non lethal item. The sound of a electric shock will help scare away most attackers. Some buddies who were with me were concerned they could not get it back into their countries and did not get it. Ready players 2 and 3 did get one. Those dudes were by far the best wingmen I have had.
There is a uniform shop near 1 distrito naval which has military gear. You can get things like fusileiro naval wallet, or all kinds of similar gear. Again, is good cultural camo to blend in. They won't sell you things like a Brazil military pattern utility uniform. They will sell you things like a Brazilian marine corps upper and lower track suit, which I am considering. I have bought too much shit. In the swiss naval infantry, I was what was known as a gear fag, but the right gear is a good thing. The key to security in rio is just getting past that first 15 seconds of identification friend or foe. Most of the criminals are vasco the gama -- the team of the lower class, super violent. And also ironically the most blue blood, upper upper class patricinha, original Portuguese (vasco was Portuguese of course, read your history), who in my experience are the hottest girls you actually want to impregnate so their long vested shares of stocks like Vale and Petrobras can take care of your gringo ass in the lifestyle to which you will be become accustomed in their private new years eve house parties in coastal niteroi across from the Copacabana fireworks on new years eve -- that's where you want to breed blond vasco girls haha.
Vagabundo went to a orgy tonight where Monique was gang banged by a bunch of locals who like the negra bunda, while Vagabundo fucked the blond seka, as well as a few more of her social circle of 29 ish MILFish friends. The white women were made to eat out the negra as a appetizer. Oh my, Vagabundo even brought his rosary, and we prayed for sympathy for the devil.
Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 23:35 #25024
Posts: 6422Brands
Originally Posted by WyattEarp [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 22:36 #25023
Posts: 2278Highly Recommended
Originally Posted by Gabriel071 [View Original Post]
For you other questions, check tourist oriented sites. I ate at a floating restaurant in Ilha Grande that was very good. Do not recall any others off the top of my head. There is a small island an hour ferry ride off the coast of Rio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paquet%C3%A1_Island
That is a nice day trip.
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10-12-21 19:31 #25022
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 17:24 #25021
Posts: 31Quality of hotel
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-12-21 16:57 #25020
Posts: 31Rules might have changed however
Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 19:12 #25019
Posts: 72What do you recommend bringing back from Brazil?
Is there anything cheap their that would be worthwhile bringing back to Canada?
How about ATM / bank situation? Any advice?
Any hotel or restaurant recommendations near Copacabana? (nicer hotel with a view of the beach and girl friendly).
Any tours you recommend or to avoid?
Any boat rides / dinners worthwhile? I saw there is a floating restaurant but the food isn't good.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 12:37 #25018
Posts: 2248Logistics for Centro
The only thing I would add is that getting a hotel room for the Centro swing events might be better than two uber rides (I actually use indriver, so 42 r each way. A room at the hotel Atlantico tower or hotel Atlantico prime (which I haven't stayed in yet) usually runs 100 or less). That also gives a place to fuck. Hotel is very friendly to guests.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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10-11-21 00:37 #25017
Posts: 2248Premium anal lubricant! Swiss Navy brand.
Genius.
Yes, I am a Lieutenant Commander in the Swiss Navy brand of premium anal lubricant! I specialize in using it to penetrate the anal hole of the hookers who we love so much, haha.
I will write up a piece on the lube and condoms that you should carry, the local brands which may or may not be immediately apparent to we few, we happy few.
Originally Posted by Spidy [View Original Post]