Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Premium anal lubricant! Swiss Navy brand.

Genius.

Yes, I am a Lieutenant Commander in the Swiss Navy brand of premium anal lubricant! I specialize in using it to penetrate the anal hole of the hookers who we love so much, haha.

I will write up a piece on the lube and condoms that you should carry, the local brands which may or may not be immediately apparent to we few, we happy few.

Swiss Navy vs. Swiss Navy. Apparently not obvious to everyone, but the the comparison is hilarious...kkkk

Along with those universal power adapters, a little Swiss Navy, should do the trick. Thanks, appreciate the travel accessory tips.

[Vagabundo1]

I get buddies from ISG asking what to pack, do I need a long sleeve shirt this time of year?

So, here is my short gear list:

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=marmot+windshirt&ref=nb_sb_noss_2.

https://www.amazon.com/KEEN-Newport-...&keywords=keen+sandals&qid=1633892630&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5 jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzUUM3 WFZYN1 dTRjREJmVuY3 J5 cHRlZElkPUEwMjIxNjI4 MTg5 U1 pGQjlRN1 ExRSZlbmNyeXB0 ZWRBZElkPUEwMDIyNDc0 MzI2 V1 ZEVVpQSTIxVyZ3 aWRnZXROYW1 lPXNwX2 F0 ZiZhY3 Rpb249 Y2 xpY2 tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05 vdExvZ0 NsaWNrPXRydWU=.

https://shop.lululemon.com/

Do all your shopping at Lulu. ABC pants if you want long pants. Pacebreaker shorts. Metalvent polos and shirts.

5. 11 tactical, Rush 24 or Rush 72 pack; Moab10 and Moab6 pack; get a half inch climbing strap at REI and set up the Moab6 with a cross strap, chest rig style; have a high quality carabiner and the tier system to put the 3 packs together into one pack.

1 or 2 Macbook Air laptops (2 if the computer is mission essential, like you are a trader; on one trip, Vagabundo had a laptop fail on the first day of several weeks; you can buy a macbook air at rb156 for like 10,000 reais, which is 40% or more mark up).

If you want extra credit and you can find an outlet, shop instead at Decathlon because that brand is in Brazil;.

https://www.decathlon.com.br/

If you want extra extra credit shop at invictus.

https://www.invictus.com.br/produtos...YaAqW3EALw_wcB

The single most important thing you can pack is your own optimal fitness. Be in as good a shape as possible. Fucking is a endurance sport, or should be.

The next most important thing you can pack is your language and cultural proficiency.

Google translate does not count.

The first thing you do when you get off the plane is go get a vasco the gama soccer shirt at metro uruguiana popular mercado.

If you are still going around Brazil with your rich world cloths after months in country, and insisting on Google translate to talk to people, you are really missing the fun, and. Well, not going to have the experience you want.

[Vagabundo1]

Up House - 300 r for hour.

https://up-house-night-club.negocio....edium=referral

Av. Mem de Sá, 89 - Centro, lapa. RJ, 20230-150.

Up House is a venue I was interested in since about 2 months ago when JimmyBoy reported on it. He said there were a few girls there of interest. It is a terma, in lapa, on the main street. I went there last night with dasiatra. Dasaitra tried to ask the girls about BBFS, and all declined. He uses his phone for the translation. I would suggest all mongers try to get their language up to a level where they can do the interview, including BBFS topics if interested, by themselves in the native language. I talked to 3 girls. At least one of the girls was from Paris Cafe and remembered me, even though I have only been there 1 time in the last month, and less than 10 times the last year (my approach, as always, is to usually get numbers, though at Paris I actually did session with a hot morena when I hit Paris Cafe with Stargazer; we then did a few double dates with those girls, which were good times). Out of the 3 girls I talked to, all have kids. I didn't even get to BBFS topic. The girls are of quality equal to Paris, which is to say top tier, pretty much the same as 4 x4, though fewer. We hit Up House at 21 h or 21 h30. One comment my wingman made was the girls on the street were better -- that is true, in the street party that goes from Arcos do Lapa in to Ave mem de Sa 89. I do highly recommend checking out this little part of Rio, and it is a good option for a terma on Saturdays.

[Vagabundo1]

Indeed Commander vagabundos sainted grandmother escaped from the Nazi Austria Hungary trekking from Salzburg to Grindlewald.

Anyway vagabundo is doing a swinger fest with seka and Monique in Gloria. After checking out up bar with dasiatra in Lapa (highly recommended, 300 for hour, good talent probably best after midnight, super talent on the street) , vagabundo and dasiatra patrolled over to ganjah coffee shop. Then vagabundo picked up Monique from the metro in a Uber and met the other couple over at love time where we walked to a apartment fuck pad.

On a break. Lost a bottle of lube. Like jimmy Buffett s lost shaker of salt.

Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake.

All of those tourists covered with oil.

Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing.

Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville.

Searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season.

With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.

But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie.

How it got here I haven't a clue.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville.

Searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

Now I think, hell it could be my fault.

Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a poptop.

Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

But there's booze in the blender.

And soon it will render.

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville.

Searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

But I know, it's my own damn fault.

Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

But I know it's my own damn fault.

Of course, at one time there existed the Austro-Hungarian Empire, which had coastline along the Adriatic Sea, thus giving rise to the need for a navy:

https://nzhistory.govt.nz/media/phot...an-empire-1914

[Spidy]

I think he's talking about this.

LOLOLOL!

https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsMag...2971141470003/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECX7AfTMv80

Swiss Navy vs. Swiss Navy. Apparently not obvious to everyone, but the the comparison is hilarious...kkkk

Along with those universal power adapters, a little Swiss Navy, should do the trick. Thanks, appreciate the travel accessory tips.

[The Cane]

Well if it wasn't entirely obvious the swiss navy references are satire though Austria, also a landlocked country, had a navy.

Of course, at one time there existed the Austro-Hungarian Empire, which had coastline along the Adriatic Sea, thus giving rise to the need for a navy:

https://nzhistory.govt.nz/media/phot...an-empire-1914

[The Cane]

You will only need one of these adapters. They can be found on every street corner for 5 reais. My first time in Rio I fucked around and borrowed a voltage converter from the front desk and shorted out my portable computer speakers.

When I travel overseas, I always pack my trusty universal plug adapter (similar to the one pictured) that I can use pretty much anywhere in the world I go to. It's a beautiful thing. Besides the plugs for the different countries / regions, it has several USB ports, and I can use it to charge my devices too. Just love it, and it's one of the very best travel items I ever purchased. Now, the only country where I have not been able to use it is in Argentina where they have this funky kind of outlet not found anywhere else that I know of. I thought it was the same as Australia's, but the Australia plug on my "cube" didn't work. But no problem! I also travel with an adapter I bought specifically made for Argentina. So it's all good!

[Vagabundo1]

Well if it wasn't entirely obvious the swiss navy references are satire, though Austria, also a landlocked country, had a navy, as in the Capt Von Trapp of The Sound of Music. There are bodies of water like Lake Lugano that border on foreign powers, where we Swiss Naval Special Warfare train with our nuclear submarines, which are highly classified and making progress in parallel with the Brazilians, haha.

Yesterday, after taking geisha to centro, I met up with dasiatra and we went to a few casas -- club 13 across from darkroom.com.br, and club 116 -- the negra 18-21 yo there on offer are as good a talent as you will see on wefuckblakgirls.com.

We went to the roof at Hotel Atlantico / Hotel Sao Francisco on Rua visconde de inhaume 95 where we sat and enjoyed the 18th floor view and venue and no one upsold us on beverages.

We went over to praca xv, where we walked through cais do oriente, and then picked a spot for a juice on the streets where the after work crowd parties. There was a very hot mulata with a super hot body, and a big afro with blond tinges who was dancing, the belle of that little ball. Maybe due to the sound, she didn't hear me when I said high when we were leaving. Picking up a non pro super hot mulatta like that would be a solid personal aspiration.

Then we went to 4 x 4, mainly for (me) the sauna and the lawn chairs to kind of chill. Pietra was there. Some hot new morenas were there, and I got some of their numbers. 40 r cover, was going to a swing thing, but ran out of gas, and headed home to barra to crash. All drained from 3 consecutive pernoites.

I think he's talking about this.

[Mr Enternational]

Silly question: any issues with electricity and US devices? I have an adapter and see that Brazil uses Type and at 240 v. I'll be bringing medical equipment with me to use and having it not work would be a deal breaker.

You will only need one of these adaptors. They can be found on every street corner for 5 reais. My first time in Rio I fucked around and borrowed a voltage converter from the front desk and shorted out my portable computer speakers.

[Xpartan]

It is 60 Hz, same as USA, but the voltage is 127 or 220 (different regions vary in voltage and so so some cities / buildings). You also need a physical adapter for Type and. For most of us with a good quality phone chargers, they have auto sensing voltage regulators that do all the hard work to deliver 5 v DC via USB or a laptop (these are about 18 v DC). Electric toothbrush plug ins might be a problem, check the voltage input. They use AC coupling for the brush that regulates.

The Hitachi vibrator (women love it, a legend since the 1960's) is often region specific. The HV260 and HV250 R should be checked, though the Magic wand Plus is 100-240 v. Use this to warm up your lady or she can pleasure herself while you bugger her, many of my girls have had orgasms this way and even prefer anal from behind or spoon position. The best part is you can feel the vibe as well internally and on your balls as they slap against her pussy. Some actively chase me to get them over again for this activity (they cannot afford the Hitachi). Something about a pretty 19 teen panting and getting off with her butt impaled, balls slapping her pussy, her bending around for a hot kiss that makes me explode. They get off too on the intensity of it all!.

Isn't a corded dildo a bit inconvenient when 2 people are playing? Any recommendations for a high-quality cordless wand?

[GValenz]

Just arrived Tues. The 6th. American Airlines required the PCR results prior ton boarding. Had to show cover sheet and complete report stating name and date of test as well as + or. Asked the lady attendant if you don't have test results or negative report they will not let you board. American Airlines posts the sites where you may take your test. Remember it has to be within a 72 hour window that's including the day of the test. They also asked to see the result in Rio s well as the Brazilian Health report. It was a lady that seemed like she didn't closely exam the documents. Good Luck.

[Pahllus Maximus]

It is 60 Hz, same as USA, but the voltage is 127 or 220 (different regions vary in voltage and so so some cities / buildings). You also need a physical adapter for Type and. For most of us with a good quality phone chargers, they have auto sensing voltage regulators that do all the hard work to deliver 5 v DC via USB or a laptop (these are about 18 v DC). Electric toothbrush plug ins might be a problem, check the voltage input. They use AC coupling for the brush that regulates.

The Hitachi vibrator (women love it, a legend since the 1960's) is often region specific. The HV260 and HV250 R should be checked, though the Magic wand Plus is 100-240 v. Use this to warm up your lady or she can pleasure herself while you bugger her, many of my girls have had orgasms this way and even prefer anal from behind or spoon position. The best part is you can feel the vibe as well internally and on your balls as they slap against her pussy. Some actively chase me to get them over again for this activity (they cannot afford the Hitachi). Something about a pretty 19 teen panting and getting off with her butt impaled, balls slapping her pussy, her bending around for a hot kiss that makes me explode. They get off too on the intensity of it all! Don't forget they are young with raging hormones. The whole time I know that I being a devout Catholic by not touching their pussy. A funny as hell song can be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mrV4ArcYhE

They can also use the wand on you whilst getting a BJ or in between. Experience mongers know the value of making it pleasurable for our girls too. Praise Jesus and 19 year olds in Rio, their beauty, their smiles, their giggles, their freedom from s1ut shaming and treating us like Kings. Add a swim in the ocean, a cold Caipirinha and snuggle on the beach, it is all music to my ears. The more and more I compare the USA the more pathetic it looks. I'm learning Portuguese for 2 hours a day.

[The Cane]

I think he's talking about this.

LOLOLOL!

https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsMag...2971141470003/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECX7AfTMv80

[Nordico]

Swiss navy is mentioned a lot. Because of my military background I'm curious. Schweiz has no coastline do you use your navy in your lakes?

I think he's talking about this.

[Lalabo]

Can anyone tell me if I still need a covid test to enter Brazil. I thought I did but on United's web site it says it's not needed but also talks about what Covid test are accepted so I'm confused. Anyone else going to be In Rio Oct / Nov? Himbadman nice enough to to meet up and show me the ropes my first day.

When I visited Brazil in May, PCR negative test result was checked both at airport in origin country and at Brazil immigration. Only airport in origin country checked during my recent trip in September. I remember reading a report in Brazil forum by someone that his COVID docs were not checked at both ends. It is possible authorities are choosing not to enforce these requirements or they are selectively enforcing them. Either way, I would have COVID tests results in hand rather than hoping airline or immigration wouldn't check.