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11-29-21 02:09 #25377
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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11-29-21 01:27 #25376
Posts: 2708Frango Asado!
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
For non Portuguese speakers it means "roast chicken". That is anal from the missionary position. Girl looks like a roast chicken in this position. LOL. The Brasilians are so creative. I also love MMPP or "mama and papa". This is what they call missionary because it's the boring sex position your parents used. Hahaha. They are great this way.
Of course the fact we call it missionary is even funnier. Naming a sex position for a church monger (in the true sense of the word monger). How incongruous.
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11-28-21 17:15 #25375
Posts: 6420Language Skills
This is a never-ending debate. Well, I'm here to tell you that you that I'm living proof that you don't have to speak Portuguese in order to have mind-blowing sex in Brazil! Does having the language enhance every other aspect of your experience, including the sex? Of course it does. But you don't need it to have great sex in Brazil. The only language you and your partner need to know is that of what happens when bodies start clapping! From doing the wild thing LOLOLOL! Just learn a few words and phrases here and there. Remember things that you will want to repeat over and over. Like "completa", "sexo anal", "sem camisinha", and "frango asado" hahaha! And you will be just fine. Trust me!
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11-28-21 00:08 #25374
Posts: 2246Retired is the key word.
Originally Posted by Golfinho [View Original Post]
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11-27-21 17:26 #25373
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
Several hours from RJ up the mountain road to Novo Friburgo can be found 'white people. ' And don't forget your Corinthians shirt when you're in Sampa.
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11-27-21 17:06 #25372
Posts: 2374Blame It
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11-27-21 08:03 #25371
Posts: 2933Centro economic
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
It was a holiday so almost all restaurants are closed.
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11-27-21 06:19 #25370
Posts: 1956Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
If it gets to the point when you have to physically defend yourself in the street of Rio de Janeiro, you likely have done something wrong to arrive at that situation.
I'm not saying you can always be in control in a foreign country, but there are plenty of things you can do to avoid becoming a victim.
Some of us aren't in the best of shapes, but that doesn't mean we should stay aside and let you, fit, beautiful and ex-military people, have all the fun in the world, LOL.
Like the bard said: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
Rio Carnaval is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Every man with blood flowing through his veins must see and insert himself into that madness once. But I surely won't do it again, hence once-in-a-lifetime, LOL.
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11-26-21 23:34 #25369
Posts: 190Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
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11-26-21 20:23 #25368
Posts: 437Originally Posted by RioBob [View Original Post]
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11-26-21 19:48 #25367
Posts: 2246Pros and cons of carvival
Pros and cons of carnival.
Pros.
+ Girls will bring their friends and do orgies. I once did a pernoite reverse gangbang with 4.
+ Dancing in the streets at blocos, if you train martial arts train harder.
Cons.
- costs 100% higher than normal.
- if your a self made diabetic due to your diet and unable to defend yourself due to lack of exercise then skip carvaval, in fact leave Brazil and don't come back.
Originally Posted by SoberHans69 [View Original Post]
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11-26-21 19:48 #25366
Posts: 2025Originally Posted by SoberHans69 [View Original Post]
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11-26-21 14:25 #25365
Posts: 437Third time lucky
Going to try and make my first trip to Brazil, third time trying, around about March time.
Planned to go at the end of February but just realized this is Carnival time and won't be ideal for mongering.
How many weeks before Carnival is mongering normalish and how long after does it get back to normal?
Thanks.
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11-26-21 13:50 #25364
Posts: 2025Originally Posted by DiverOyster [View Original Post]
Also 1000 reais is a little high to pay the girl but if she’s really hot and because of her you get to swap at least 2 to 3 times with another hot girl then the extra few dollars shouldn’t matter much. Occasionally you may come across a girl who says she’ll swap but in the club she refuses to. On the other hand you can get a girl who is a great partner and even initiates a swap, they’re the best. Good luck.
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11-26-21 13:49 #25363
Posts: 2246Do girls at the clubs speak English? No
Do girls at the clubs speak English? No.
I got up this morning and the first PM I received is one worth answering in detail.
My answer is below.
But it bears explanation.
I don't speak Portuguese fluently. But what I am is a social learner. Many of our group are not. Many of us are actually very bad at social skills. If you need to go to 4 x4, generally, this means you.
Let's start with dress.
Wear a Vasco mask and shirt. The mask costs 1.5 r at rua alfandega. That is 60 cents. The locals are always, always, always looking at you and searching for social cues because if they are looking at you, from the lowest tier hooker and beach vendor, to the minister of finance looking for a Swap line, they are asking for money. If a Brazilians mouth is moving? He is asking for money. If a Russians mouth is moving. He is lying.
When they look at your mouth, they should see vasco. Why vasco? Because it is not flamego. Because vasco has a noble history, a history of being a christian crusader, etc. Then your shirt. MichaelSamuel, to his everlasting credit, on his first and second trips, wore a vasco shirt, even went to a game. Took off the rich world ball cap. Even if you are the whitest white, there are the whitest white people in Brazil. They are called gauchos, they are from Rio Grande do Sul.
Italians and Germans moved to Rio Grande do Sul in 3 waves -- 1898, post WW1, post WW2. There are cities in Rio Grande do sul that only speak German. Gisele Bundschen is from there. Barra in Rio is the Rio Grande do Sul of Rio de Janeiro state. (Niteroi and that side of g bay is the nordeste of RJ state, with more darker skinned persons).
OK, if you want good sex, you need to be able to speak the Brazilian Portuguese. I was fucking a girl in darkroom the other day, and it was all, "frango assado" lots of laughter. That is missionary anal. Etc. Then I broke into my fantasy is Vasco policia (she, Beatrice is vasco), and Flamengo vagabundo because for a good dupla you must make one girl dominate the other. Everyone gets that. Having the girls wear the soccer shirts is a winner during a dupla. Huge pro tip right there.
I am an english teacher here. But the way my brain is wired is from: 4 years of officer candidate school and boxing during college in groups of dozens of fighters and or fellow soldiers, then 4 years of standing in front of mobile infantry dropping onto planets to squash bugs (allusion to starship troopers by heinlein) in groups of hundreds, then years of teaching kids in high school and coaching kids in football, and then law school, and then working at a law firm, hedge fund, and in the courts where in the cases I took I always won. So, I pick up social cues, micro expressions, smiles, the dirty look from the flamengo hot as fuck mulatta who is top of my list at the prive who I didn't do, and then verbal judo her into a laugh by saying maybe flamengo polica, vasco vagabundo (ie, she puts the vasco girl into submissive roles, like eating her pussy and my dick, on a leash, spanks the vasco vagabunda's ass, etc).
OK, you lurkers who never post and you other cultural imperialists there is your lesson.
Go on youtube and listen to porta dos fundos. You could even play some of those episodes.
You go into a session at a prive, give her a massage first (hat tip to jimmy boy).
You get the terma girl to your place, give her a massage and learn how to eat pussy well enough so she orgasms.
You've got some source of rich world income, so you are by local standards rich.
OK, at the very first level, what you wear, at least show some mfing effort, which is the first step in communication (and security). Wear a vasco shirt and mask. Better yet, wear a bombeiro shirt and gear so you look like a off duty bombeiro who is a vasco fan if you don't open your mouth. The locals will talk to you, to probe you for intel, because they are asking for money. Even the good Brasileiros ask you for money, like the college administrators supporting my course -- they ask me to pay the admin types who market, because a retired lieutenant commander has money.
The first words out of my mouth when I first meet a new carioca such as a cab driver is "vc carioca the gema?" the usual answer is yes. (meaning both their parents were cariocas). Then I say, ëyou sou carioca the fake" because it's a little funny. It is not dave Chappelle netflix special funny, but it is a self aware joke. My accent give away that I am a fake, with my vasco mask, etc.
I have actually translated in termas. For dodochen, for example, I talked to the big titted loira in Mosaico, and translated whether she would do anal, how much, etc. I will do that if you're a good wingman, basically share the uber, share a meal, etc. But if you want better sex, even with a hooker, even in her casa, you need to learn some porto. Go to the effing library and check out a porto course on CD rom, and digitize it to your cloud, and listen to it while you go to sleep, and play it all night, do it over and over like it is that or castration as a penalty, because the locals can give you bad sex, like is so often reported here by heart broken in love mongers like zebra fretting over the tier 1 girl he fell in love with who, he was shocked, shocked, to learn was back at work at monte carlo, or you can do a little bubba boy mini relationship good sex move by blending into the local culture a little more. But, whatever, what do I know.
My answer:
No.
Dear Vagabundo1:
I have RTFF going back over a year, but still have an earnest question for the experienced board members who have been to Scandallo (and other (not quite as good?) Sampa area clubs): are there ladies there in any significant number night in and night out who can speak passable English?
While I am semi-fluent in Spanish, I don't find (at least my level of) Spanish a reasonable substitute for Brazilian Porto. And I would not like my hopes/chances on finding the "needle in the haystack" English speaker. Yeah, yeah, I realize that cash/effectivo can do a lot of the speaking for me (along with a Google or other translator app), but as we all know, actually being able to communicate (at least a little) beyond $$ or stilted stiff translator app back and forth goes a long way in enhancing the chance for a stellar sessions or, indeed, sessions. Wish I were better at languages -- and can already hear the knee-jerk response that I simply need to learn some Portuguese; but answer me this, at least at those higher level clubs -- any ladies in any reasonable numbers that speak passable English?