Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

Rua Dias Ferreira, 679 A, Leblon
https://www.lizcocktails.com/

Very nice, and there are others. I take my "wife for 3 days" there.

Girls love getting dressed up and going to nice places. Makes them affectionate and girlfriend like in giving themselves with passion and lots of cuddling. I also dress up, in a nice suit. Nothing worse that cheap charlies with BO and flip flops. I also show them movies with Porto subtitles that works a treat. Something about her hand casually resting on my upper thigh, occasional squeeze of junior and ready for action the moment he responds to their delicate little feminine fingers. Some sort of primal girl thing to possess the man they are with at the moment. Sounds good to me!

I have a list of good restaurants and farmers markets to share. There are excellent dining (and green vegetables that is typically missing) options in Rio and Sao Paulo.

[Xpartan]

I am hopeful to see this outside of the tourist town of Buzios, down the road in a Jeep.

You can't take a "jeepie" outside of Buzios.

[Vagabundo1]

116 Priscila, darkside terma.

So, last week on Thursday, the Vagabundos's (Vagabundo and Nina Deponca) went out for a date night at Ganja Coffee Shop.

Well, to appreciate it you need the nuance.

So Vagabundo waits for Nina all day on Thursday at the new place. I tell her America's Park BRT. She comes not by uber, but by bus. By the time I finally figured out she was waiting at the BRT, 150 meters away, she was late to go to another client in Largo do Machado, and a certain prive in centro with a certain new 18 year old bareback queen is texting me all day, so Vagabundo and Nina head back into the throbbing pussy and dick that is Rio de Janeiro, on public transport, meaning BRT, then Metro. Well in Ipanema or so we get stuck in a hour long delay. No shit. We are are seated, so, it could be worse. The whole time, I entertain myself with my velcro vagabundo patch on my bombeiro / military velcro cap. I am easily entertained.

So Nina gets off at Largo do Machado. As it is she has a easy client, one who gets a dildo up his ass, probably one of you sick bastards. Hey, I have no problem with that.

So, I go to the prive and 18 year old says she is on her period, which is just as well as I only have 60 reais extra after paying her fee. We fuck covered in her pussy, then fuck in her ass, at her insistent request. It is a nice ass, big and round, and gaping, and she loves it there, in that hate love kind of love of life that Cariocas have. And she takes the 60 reais instead of her usual 150 for barebacking her teen love lips. That is two loads.

Then the Vagabundos say we will go to Ganja Coffee Shop. Vagabundo, a Swiss Navy Lieutenant Commander trained in land navigation in the red dirt hills of Quantico on an exchange program, gets a taxi direct to Ganja.

Nina Deponca can't find her ass with both hands. I mean she kind of gets the moto taxi to the arcos do lapa. She suggested Ganja. So Vagabundo, as usual, dressed like a cop off duty is sitting around getting evil eyes from the stoners. But after 20 minutes, Nina finally arrives, and we smoke, then go to Contemporaneo after about an hour or two. There we drink tequila and have a fine meal. Then we walk down Rua the Lapa to Gloria Metro almost, and from there grab a cab to Transamerica, and fuck. Then the next day we move the rest of my trash to a new love pad, and fuck again.

Lots of ganja is smoked.

Nina comes over for a pernoite Saturday, as I am dead ass tired and just moving in.

We smoke, drink wine, and whiskey, but not on the balcony, as I don't want to get evicted just yet.

OK, so that brings us up to Monday. A good wingman wadapho is in town, and we plan to hit MV30 at 8 PM.

Vagabundo goes to Central on a city bus, the 315. He scouts out the talent at darkroom, some trash casas, and emporio. New hot negra at one venue will not bareback. Oh, and thanks for all the information on PReP, and yes Vagabundo is on it. So, he goes wandering around the stores on Alfandega, which are closed for the most part at 18 h, and then goes to 116, where he finds a hot assed, lean and super hot morena clara, falsa magra named Priscilla, for a half hour at 90 r, covered.

I am tired, so I just fuck her for about 10 minutes, pop, and buy her a burger on the street, which she doesn't even eat with me. But she's working. Its 19 reais.

Then I meet up with Wingman at a darkside terma, and upon walking in immediately see a negra with a nice enough ass to recall Noemie Bilas, but I have already designated one confidential informant Noemie Bilas so I will have to think up another callsign, let me see, hmmm. Negra, porn stars, nice ass, pretty face, small tits. Someone help me, almost all of them have been used. So I ask her the usual questions, do you have kids (she gives the right answer, no). Where do you live (in a favela, Mare to be exact), and will you bareback. Actually I pull up my test, I show her my test whiche she does actually look at in some detail. And the answer is yes. And I am getting wood already so I do an thour. I fuck her bare for half an hour. I had bought a fresh bottle of lube, and I used it to slide right in, from behind, and then fucked her in missionary, frango assado, for a solid 20 minutes, Deep French Kissing. I shot some kind of wad over her ass after about 30 minutes, got a nice massage, then got it up again for another 5 minutes of intercourse to finish a great session.

Tired, I headed out, paid 295 r for the hour. A good value and a good venue. MV30.

Wingman and I then headed back to Ipanema to drop first him and then over to Recreio to drop me off.

[DonCarlos1234]

Both options sound great. Good to see more exploration, outside of the larger cities.

Yep, the "weekend wife" hookup on a quick get-away trip is always a fun time in my books. As Xpartan suggested, buggy rentals are a great way to see and enjoy Buzios and also as mentioned you may want to give Buzios a couple of days.


Viva Brazil!

Cozumel MX before it was popular was a dream. Driving a moped with my 22 yrs living together model "real wifey before we parted as friends" across the island in the pouring rain, constantly stalling the engine. Then the sun came out, wow! I will never forget those days. Now the planet is overcrowded, on fire, hearting up and full of floating BS, garbage, on land sea and air. The Cozumel beach used to be gorgeous full of sea shells. Now it's a plastic refuse dump. The earth deserves better. I think Brazil still has places semi unspoiled.

The great federated pussy cartel is a joke. Ignore those hags.

Vag's restaurant / hotel link I actually saw previously. Thank you! It's a paradise still in reach of "civilization" currently mostly reserved for my current trip now. 1st meeting the garota before taking her somewhere means limited options. I'll figure something out. I'm talking to a few. Arrive in Rio in 10 days.

I am hopeful to see this outside of the tourist town of Buzios, down the road in a Jeep. https://www.instagram.com/p/CsgfxxhMbsR/.

But if it RAINS? LOL I'll be doing a hot Rio girl. And I'll be back.

Booking tours .. I think they use getyourguide ISG won't post the links, just google Rio getyourguide tours.

[Xpartan]

Buzios is a very "Americanised" (albeit low key) beach town similar to Tulum in Yucatan, Mexico. Infrastructure barely copes.

That's true, but girls love it! As far as I can tell, Buzios seems more appealing to them than Ilha Grande that offers a bit more "rural" experience. They get this dreamy look in their eyes. Paraiso!

Still, one of my wifed-up forays to Buzios was a certifiable disaster, so vet them well guys, LOL.

[Spidy]

Getting out of the big city to the real Brazil ... One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.

Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine
inhabitants.

Both options sound great. Good to see more exploration, outside of the larger cities.

I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.

Yep, the "weekend wife" hookup on a quick get-away trip is always a fun time in my books. As Xpartan suggested, buggy rentals are a great way to see and enjoy Buzios and also as mentioned you may want to give Buzios a couple of days.

As for the poor infrastructure, power, plumbing or sewage problems that may exist in Buzios, note this is writ large in general, across the country. Brazil is notorious for its poor infrastructure. You'll get use to it or NOT.

For Example:
Take the time when I thought I'd broken the bathroom sink (in a Fortaleza Apt rental), while lightly washing some small items of clothing.

Okay I thought, here's an opportunity for the rental company to fleece the gringo and take him to the cleaners. So the plumber/handyman comes over and in a matter-of-fact way, like it's no like big deal, applies a thick bead of caulking, cuts a broom stick handle to fit under the sink and thus props it back into place. Ehh Voilà!!! Bob's your uncle and he's outta there in like 15 mins, at no charge to me.

So when it happens AGAIN (...arhhhh!) in Manaus, I was like, wait a minute, no problem...one "handyman broom stick special", to the rescue...kkkk!

Viva Brazil!

[Pahllus Maximus]

Brazil is a package of lifestyle. Pussy can get boring, prolactin and dopamine reduce desire as does the awareness is costs about the same and has the same difficulty obtaining as buying a decent burger Stateside (allowing for taxes and tips and other crap).

Arrial do Cabo & Saquarema are also nice, and yes Buzios is too far for a day trip. Grab one or more of girls for a peronite, make sure they do the full lesbian fantasy thing that winds up most men to join in. Most girls love field trips to see their own country and that they are sufficiently valued to be included in your travels. It's close to a real girlfriend experience. With service to match.

On that note, Buzios is over-developed, miles of suburban crap and a small but nice town center. Upper middle class families head to Praia de Buzios that is a 10 minute drive away.

Buzios is a very "Americanised" (albeit low key) beach town similar to Tulum in Yucatan, Mexico. Infrastructure barely copes. For example, they lose grid power on a regular basis and sewer trucks come in the early morning to empty many hotels. It's amazing how throughout the world, short-term developers build "pretty" things with views and zero infrastructure (no doubt allowed by corrupt local officials). And by the time it becomes evident with population, it is too late to dig of roads, tunnel or build what should have been done in the first place. Once you get out of the cities Brazil offers national parks for camping (or glamping) and many nice things with no crime issues.

Crime is where there are rich tourists / locals and a mass of local poor people with nothing to lose. This is true of Copacabana and (insert city). Brazil on the whole is currently safer than many USA cities that are hollowed out, failed local economies getting worse by the day. Just wait till AI (should be called automated inequality) creates even more structural unemployment as organizations seek to reduce their human payroll to zero and the "savings" go to a tiny, smug and cynical elite. It's not going to be pretty in the USA where unmet expectations and guns join forces. And people discover the pension funds are empty.

But I've drifted off topic. Or sort of. After all, we mongers really just want a better life that includes sexual fulfillment rather than its weaponization in the USA that prevents commercial, consensual pussy market forces competing with the hordes of bitter, angry, whining, scheming women trying to control men and extract cash. The basic lopsided demand of supply and demand tells the real power play. They disguise it by pretending they know better than the women who choose it, or that 120% of supply is trafficked and/or underage etc. That there might be adult women who realize that an hours work with a man can earn them a days wages in some crappy unskilled job is conveniently left out of the discussion, along with the brutal labor exploitation in factories, fruit picking, cleaning, meat packers and the like (often with undocumented labour that Feds turn a selective blind eye to). So much for the land of the "free" markets. The fine print does not include morality freedom and range of competition against protected rackets and cartels. The original constitution did not include non-land owners, women or black people. Not a lot has changed except fancy lawyer words that ring hollow.

This board exists because of the federated pussy cartel that makes men unhappy and unfulfilled or being bound up in a forced subscription model with high fixed costs and rapid asset devaluation. We want a better deal and rationally seek it as free economic agents just as companies offshore operations. We do the same.

Nothing like a nice relaxing swim in the clean surf, cavorting with a lucious young woman and BJ on the beach and/or sunset cocktail. Not a day goes by without a few shattering orgasms in this place. As it should be.

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[Vagabundo1]

Great poste.

Whats the link.

These kind of regional trips are one of the joys of Rio.

I also commend to the group:

https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=m...G0&p=marambaia+cafe.

https://www.booking.com/hotel/br/mar...afe.pt-br.html

https://www.instagram.com/pousadamarambaiacafe/

Much closer to rio by a uber and beautiful beach and night life, this is the real zona oest where few gringos go and many of our faves in the best termas grew up.

Can even be reached by BRT.

Clear up your inbox please.

I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one or both of these tours which I found on my booking.com attractions & tours offers for Rio; surprisingly inexpensive, have to also rent fins, mask etc. Basic trip with transportation starts at $250 brl. Both are all day, 14 hours.

One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.

Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine inhabitants.

I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one or both of these tours which I found on my booking.com attractions & tours offers for Rio; surprisingly inexpensive, have to also rent fins, mask etc. Basic trip with transportation starts at $250 brl. Both are all day, 14 hours.

One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.

Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine inhabitants.

I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.

To me Ilha Grande is better. Don't know if you plan on going in the winter or waiting until the summer. Does your tour start in Rio or the locations mentioned? 14 hours I assume Rio.

[Xpartan]

As indicated, PREP has downsides and needs blood tests before stating, and even then may cause a reaction depending on the luck of the genetic lottery and other undiagnosed things. People have strokes and heart attacks, one poor bastard being wheeled out an FKK dead, apparently in flagrante delicto (mid stroke, so as to speak).

PREP will not save you from HPV and herpes, hepatitis be & see, syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia. Even the most potent antibiotics are facing a shelf-life as resistant infections spread in part caused by over prescribing. Do get tested regularly, Brazil has a very cost-effective or free system. And if you do get tested, there is an incubation window to be aware of. And if you have a permanent significant other, the risks of relationship breakup and infection goes up exponentially. On the other hand, the typical American diet is a slow killer as is lack of exercise and the majority of doctors on 5 minute consultation auto-pilot mode and their pushing bad medicine for payoffs.

We swim in high risk waters. But we also only live once. Finding the balance is hard, especially for red-blooded (some would say over sexed) men with the financial means and desire for travel and sexual fun in exotic lands with the many beautiful women wandering around.

Can't tell you how much I agree with what you've said. Wait, I just did.

Jokes aside, I hate condoms just as much as the next guy. It's just that the alternative (s) can be so much worse.

Clear up your inbox please.

I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one or both of these tours which I found on my booking.com attractions & tours offers for Rio; surprisingly inexpensive, have to also rent fins, mask etc. Basic trip with transportation starts at $250 brl. Both are all day, 14 hours.

One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.

Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine inhabitants.

I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.

I've done both, each on more than one occasion. Do rent a jeep on Buzios if you don't mind a stick. And keep the phone number of your rental shop very close -- these buggers tend to break and lose parts in the mountains of Buzios. But they're totally fun to drive.

On Ilha Grande make sure you visit Lopes Mendes, one of the most amazing beaches in Brazil. You can take a schooner that will bring you half way (it's an easy trek from there), or you can hike from the main village. That's a little harder, but more rewarding if you start early in the morning and take the time to swim and cool off along the way.

I definitely wouldn't do IG or Buzios in one day. Minimum 2 nights, preferably 3 or 4.

[DonCarlos1234]

I am been wondering about a road trip up and down the coast.

Clear up your inbox please.

I just bought a Waterproof Phone Pouch for snorkeling on one or both of these tours which I found on my booking.com attractions & tours offers for Rio; surprisingly inexpensive, have to also rent fins, mask etc. Basic trip with transportation starts at $250 brl. Both are all day, 14 hours.

One a three-hour boat cruise off the coast of Buzios with picturesque beaches and landscapes. , where you'll be able to swim and snorkel.

Or #2 (closer) embark on a four-hour boat cruise around the island of Ilha Grande. You'll stop at three scenic locations to swim and snorkel in the crystalline waters and discover marine inhabitants.

I will ask someone along to stay overnight if going to Buzios. More fun! Maybe rent a jeep and never come back. LOL.

[Pahllus Maximus]

As indicated, PREP has downsides and needs blood tests before stating, and even then may cause a reaction depending on the luck of the genetic lottery and other undiagnosed things. People have strokes and heart attacks, one poor bastard being wheeled out an FKK dead, apparently in flagrante delicto (mid stroke, so as to speak).

PREP will not save you from HPV and herpes, hepatitis be & see, syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia. Even the most potent antibiotics are facing a shelf-life as resistant infections spread in part caused by over prescribing. Do get tested regularly, Brazil has a very cost-effective or free system. And if you do get tested, there is an incubation window to be aware of. And if you have a permanent significant other, the risks of relationship breakup and infection goes up exponentially. On the other hand, the typical American diet is a slow killer as is lack of exercise and the majority of doctors on 5 minute consultation auto-pilot mode and their pushing bad medicine for payoffs.

We swim in high risk waters. But we also only live once. Finding the balance is hard, especially for red-blooded (some would say over sexed) men with the financial means and desire for travel and sexual fun in exotic lands with the many beautiful women wandering around.

In Mega Brothel a Dutch girl had seen 15,000 clients over 4 years, albeit with condoms, but keep in mind our providers have had more dicks in them that many of us in breakfasts (15,000 = 41 years of a breakfast once daily). That's like 10-12 loads of throbbing cock daily. I've easily slept with hundreds of women in over a dozen countries. But I test ever few months and so far I've been lucky. Obviously avoid street skanks, $5 fuck hutches and use plenty of common sense and observation. Bad breath or bad skin is an avoidance signal and so too is any type of drug use and / or signs of lack of self care. The STD statistics of Gen Z is frightening, they mistakenly think youth is somehow a magic shield when they have the highest per capita infection rates.

Women who allow bare back without testing is really asking for trouble. Keep big brain engaged and remember short term temporary pleasure can have horrible long term consequences.

Play safe, I know this post is a bit of a downer, but please do take care of yourselves and the rest of your fellow humans on this planet in this very intimate sphere. And have fun and enjoy life as free range men.

[DjGeorge]

So though I use condom, I have been taking Prep for added protection.

The negative now is that my urine has a strong almost toxic smell. I am guessing the prep is messing with my kidneys or liver. So I will stop taking prep. Don't want to risk anything. I'll trust that condoms work fine.

Anyone else had strong urine smell while taking prep?

I got a script and fill for it in the States right before my Colombia trip. After taking for only two days I started seeing blood in my urine. Now this is a rare side effect but I later learned from the manufacturer's site that can happen. Unfortunately I'm one of the rare ones even though my kidney function test was excellent right before taking the drug. I would advise those planning on getting Prep in Brazil without going to the doc to at least get a creatnine test to make sure your kidneys are ok. It is not advertised much but the drug does lower kidney function so it is not a harmless one. If you're not doing bareback sex I would highly recommend against taking it. Condoms are plenty good enough and even if one breaks by some chance there is a post exposure drug also that you can take if you're that worried about it.

[Aristhotle]

Arrived at 10pm Saturday 26th August and went to the bar to order a caipiroska and a water. Had to politely tell two approaching slightly overweight girls that I want to look around for a bit.

Same happened to me there. I'm just more aggressive with the "no thanks", and I go right towards whichever girl peaks my interest. Best to be direct and straight to the point. It is a manly trait after all and you'd be shocked how girls (both working girls and regular girls who aren't working girls) respect a man who is direct and firm.

[TonyCarioca11]

Arrived at 10pm Saturday 26th August and went to the bar to order a caipiroska and a water. Had to politely tell two approaching slightly overweight girls that I want to look around for a bit. Sat down waiting that the ladies sitting at their tables would stand up so I can see their bodies. One girl who lived in the UK had a nice chat with me about all the places she visited and while talking to her a petite girl caught my attention. I excused myself and made a move. Pietre was short and slim and told me that she does everything except anal. A 'completa' sim anal. I asked about CIM and she said ok so I said let's do 30 minutes. Paid the 250 R$ and we wennt up to the room. Now sadly in the room the service was very mechanical. No passion when kissing. Oral sex very poor with contious breaks and sex with too much fake moaning. I asked for a continous blowjob for 1 minute as she was taking breaks every 10 seconds. She told me ok but no CIM. This is not what she told me downstairs so I terminated the session after 15 minutes. Downstairs I talked to the manager and the manager agreed with me and took her to a side room for a short chat after which she joined the main room again.

Talked to a few other slim and hot girls but all wanted extra for CIM. One told me she does not do 30 minutes on Friday and Saturdays as its busy enough. Nearly all hot girls I talked to don't do anal. I decided to leave as I did not like the upsell for CIM. I realised that Saturday was maybe not the best day for the visit. Caipiroska was 48 R$. Entry 30 R$. Will not visit again as I rather pay more and do not need to negotiate for everything. This place has become like some post-COVID FKKs where girls try to make more money by charging extra for every request.