Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Long91]

Quote the other day from a monger I know from a different thread when I told him about some of the newbie mongering growing pains one of my brothers is now experiencing: "LOL I was hooked like that my first few trips until a guy on ISG posted my girl with a milk mustache LOL."

Well said! It's like motorcycle riders, There are those that have been down and there are those that are going down. LOL.

[The Cane]

Quote the other day from a monger I know from a different thread when I told him about some of the newbie mongering growing pains one of my brothers is now experiencing: "LOL I was hooked like that my first few trips until a guy on ISG posted my girl with a milk mustache LOL."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH! Hahahahaha!

[Java Man]

US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT.

"I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought,"Hey, I like to swim. Why not?" I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer! And for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700 every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound "colleagues." So Help Me Neptune!"

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US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT.

"I, (pick a name the police won't recognize) , swear. Uhhhh. High-and-tight. Grunt. Cammies. Kill. Fix bayonets. Charge. Slash. Dig. Burn. Blowup. Ugh. Air Force women. Beer. Sailors wives. Air strikes. Yes SIR. Whiskey. Liberty call. Salute. Ooorah Gunny. Grenades. Women. OORAH! So Help Me Chesty PULLER!"

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A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man."What's the matter, old man?" says the young man."Never done anything crazy in your life?" The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

BTW, you know what ARMY stands for? Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet!

OooRAH LOL

[SlimHoleDrill]

I for one would be glad to have Centaurus next to my apartment LOL.

Speaking of MC, yes I hear a TON of girls are back working there. In fact a friend of mine. Who hasn't worked there for over a year. Just went back.

It's a crying shame too because she was coming over here for R$200 a throw and now her nights will be consumed there.

Plus to top it all off, MC is a bit of a no-fly zone for me lately with all the girls I know who have ended up there. Including 2 who were "friends" of mine, one of who used to work at Luomo and another who stopped working (and asked me not to go where she works, which really isn't fair). I have to see how long I can stand this self-imposed exile. Or at least get off my ass and go to Centro more.

This week was made up of 3 housecalls with amigas at the aforementioned house rate. May be enough for one man to take!

-Cartman

I haven't posted much in a long time, but this worth some ink. Cartman, don't stay away from MC too long. It has never been like this before.

Went to Monte Carlo last night with some old friends and here is the situation. The place has the highest quality EVER. Not just the highest quality for MC, but the highest ever seen at a terma. Maybe this will bring some discussion, but that is my opinion and shared by several very long time patrons, Cairiocas who live just around the corner. And you have to remember that even with all the stunners at the top end termas, there was always the lower end of the spectrum there which brings the average down. So I am saying it was the highest in terms of the average talent in the place that I have ever seen. I didn't see ONE that I would have considered not doable for me and before, that number would be at least half. It just makes sense too. One of the girls I was with told me about 20 girls from Centaurus are now at MC. They are pissed off about it because at Centaurus 40 minutes would net them R400 but at MC, the net is R200. MEIA! She screamed at me. But the good news is, it had no effect on the quality of service. It was outstanding! So it is the natural response of the market. Lot's of talent around, unemployed, the management at MC takes advantage. I expect this to work its way down the food chain. I'll bet if I go to 22, the talent there will be over the top (for that place). So, in the short term, this is extremely good for the mongering population. We get the cream of the crop, if you will excuse the blatant pun.

However, in the long term it may not be so good. Here are a few items. The heat is still on. The girl told me the cops were back in the place Friday night which sort freaked them out. She also told me she thought it was not just a temporary crack down. She said there were serious problems at Centaurus including a lot of girls using a lot of drugs. Not just smoke, but cocaine as well. So that is another factor I had not heard but you have to give it some credibility and some thought. Another thing I stumbled on is that websites are down for MC, L an C. I haven't checked any others.

My second girlfriend of the night, which I had not planned on, but given the outstanding opportunities, I just could not resist, also told me there were problems there. She claimed she had left Centaurus 2 months ago because of all the craziness there and the high pressure atmosphere, she preferred MC for the relative tranquility. BTW, the first was just fantastic and the second, an absolute stunner by anyone's measure.

My Carioca friends are all pissed off too that they closed these places and they perceive a long term problem. One thing not mentioned here or in the press that I know of is that the last time Obama came to Rio, he stayed in the Marriott and there was an "incident" with his entourage similar to what happened in Colombia. Big surprise. But it was kept much quieter. So their reasoning is Obama, Rio +20, World Cup, Olympics, it all adds up. The powers in Rio don't want the world to view them as the capital of sin. They also state that they think L and C will NEVER reopen because criminal charges are being brought against the owners. And the heat is still on. As I said, my first girlfriend told me that the cops were in there on Friday night nosing around. The concessions made so far is that nobody is open on Sunday, girls are not supposed to be there before 6 PM (although I was there at 5 and I can tell you this was being strictly observed!) and the girls are wearing a little more. No bikinis. Other than that, business as usual.

So we benefit in the short term from immediate upgrades, but in the long term, if the business stays suppressed, it will all rebalance. In fact, the word is that some of the stunners went to Sao Paulo for better pickings. Another ray of hope, and this is just rumor at this point, not confirmed, is that Aeroporto, which recently closed and reopened as a gay terma, has now flipped again and is back to normal. I plan to do some research on this soon.

So, bottom line, I have never had a better night anywhere than last night in MC. I suggest you have a look for yourself if you can. As far as prices, I didn't look carefully, but it seemed the same. 2 cabinas at 40 minutes each, a number of drinks and the damage was R728. A lot of money for a lot of fun.

Got to go now as girl # 1 from last night is coming over to spend the day at the beach and other things.

[Mr Enternational]

Quote the other day from a monger I know from a different thread when I told him about some of the newbie mongering growing pains one of my brothers is now experiencing: "LOL I was hooked like that my first few trips until a guy on ISG posted my girl with a milk mustache LOL."

[Delta Indigo]

Yes, there IS something wrong with it; it's degrading and abusive to women and shows a complete lack of respect. If you enjoy that sort of thing you are a sick pig. Period!

There are two issues here, one is what is ethical in terms of how you deal with girls and another what is ethical in terms of sexual desire.

In terms of desire everything is ethical if you both agree to it. I love to be rimmed, some girls will find having to rim far more degrading than what you describe above, but I do it for sexual pleasure, there are few sensations that are better, and the girl can refuse to do it. Also I have returned the favour on many occassions.

Where you release your seed is an important component of sexual desire and pleasure to many, so this really is not a place for other people to go morally lecturing people.

In the realm of sexuality many things are pleasurable to people from different aspects, moral righteousness is very silly here.

Ethnics concerns issues of coercion and objectively harmful maltreatment (deliberate physical injury and non telling someone about STDs you have).

I hate to tell you this, but many of the working girls would not care if you come on their face. In fact if standard sex is what everyone wanted, working girls would lose a lot of money.

[Mangera]

[QUOTE=Lorenzo; 1306735]Yes, there IS something wrong with it; it's degrading and abusive to women and shows a complete lack of respect. If you enjoy that sort of thing you are a sick pig. Period! [/QUOTE.

With all due respect. OINK OINK! Have a nice day!

[NamasteParis]

Went to Solarium last Sunday, and it was closed. Is it not supposed to be open on week-end?

[Gaucho9]

I'm afraid I created some turmoil without even trying. That's life. *In the end you reap what you sow. One way or another. And*as the other said: To each, his own.

Packing my bags and leaving Rio once more. I love the city. It has changed over the years but I still have a lot of fun. Hope I'll be back. You never know.

Cheers, folks!

[Golfinho]

Great story, just wondering though, why do your posts almost always talk about how tall you are?

And why do your posts almost always talk about how great you say you're getting over, jajajeje amigo.

[Sperto]

Great story, just wondering though, why do your posts almost always talk about how tall you are?

... and his navy background, travelling first class, Louis Vuitton bags...
Just joking.

[Mongmann]

Yes, there IS something wrong with it; it's degrading and abusive to women and shows a complete lack of respect. If you enjoy that sort of thing you are a sick pig. Period!

LOL! I think we all enjoy giving a good facial around here. I do it all the time. I guess I'm disrespectful too, huh? Lmao!

[Ricker]

... I was at baggage claim in Rio and saw this dude that was on the plane with me in 1st Class he seem cool a little shorter then me he was about 6'3 we talked and decided to split a Taxi ...

... BUT, my 6'5 big ass is too big and I don't have time ...

Kid Cisco

Great story, just wondering though, why do your posts almost always talk about how tall you are?

[Lorenzo]

There's nothing wrong with going to a prive, termas, escort, whatever and wanting to shoot your load in her face (whoever she is) and get the hell out if thats what turns you on.

Yes, there IS something wrong with it; it's degrading and abusive to women and shows a complete lack of respect. If you enjoy that sort of thing you are a sick pig. Period!

[Nyahbinghi83]

WOW,

I am glad to see a few guys on here get it like Ipanema Carioca and Mongman and The Cane and some of the others that PM me. I have read some of Ipanema Carioca and The Cane posts and I enjoyed reading them I can tell by reading their posts and can tell they NEVER and DON'T disrespect any of the hookers and I also checked out Mongman posts and he is cool with the chicks too. With that said for some reasons when this term "respect" is always seem to come up when another monger post about how they FUCK some hooker. Like slapping her ass cheeks or pulling her hair when you do her doggie style or cum on her face having your cum run off her noses or eye lids LOL have you EVER thought for a second that many of these hookers asked or some even BEG to have that done to them?

Trust me for the decades I been going to Rio I NEVER had any of the girls that I have fucked before EVER run away from me or turned me down for a second go round NOT a single one. I repeat NOT a single one! As a matter of fact most of us know how these girls love to run their mouth about how a monger fuck that ass of hers and how he beat up that pussy LOL I can't even make it back inside the bar before some other chicks is running up to me asking me to do a session with her and she request the same TREATMENT that I just gave her friend.

Look we all are grown man here and we have different styles if rubbing a chick head and hair and asking her 100 times are you fucking her to hard? And is she OK and are you hurting her when you are on top of her with your 300lb belly is showing respect knock yourself out. BUT trust me I have a phone FULL of phone numbers and a Mac Book Pro full of e-mails addresses and 100's of Facebook friends from hookers I have fucked the shit out of when I was in Rio. So I must be doing something right. LOL.

And as far as getting GREAT prices from these hookers? That all depends on what you call great? 200 reals for a few hours after she get off work? Or 200 reals UNTIL the next day or 300 reals on her off day? Spending the day with her. And trust me I have had MANY free fucks too. From Termas girls.

This is not trying to brag or anything thing BUT the best price to me is NOT paying a price for some ass in Rio. AND I am sure many guys on here that have spent anytime in Rio have got their share of so called free pussy too. And when I say so called "" free pussy"" we know it really isn't free of course you have to pay for dinner or some lunch or a movie or shopping at the mall and buying some T-shirts or a pair of jeans etc. No big deal nothing heavy.

Like I said before after a few weeks of running around in and out of Termas " paying for ass" I then slow down and call up my Facebook girls or Twitter girls I have met and hang out and fuck them without paying I still can't understand IF I don't have a problem pulling chicks in a few weeks in Rio fucking them like a mad man for free how anyone that live there full time even have to step foot inside a Termas? This is not putting anyone down trust me I am a TRICK too I spent years in the Navy paying for pussy around the world I enjoy it and I still do BUT giving time in any place on this planet I can still pull some hot looking chicks I don't care if its in Vegas or South Beach or Rio you name it. I lived in Hawaii for years I wouldn't tell anyone I lived there IF all I did was P4p. I was fucking those local chicks left and right. BUT there was a few guys on base that could ONLY go out on payday and go to the red light area and see hookers.

Sorry I didn't mean to make this a long posts BUT here is a quick story and maybe this will clear up my other post. I was at baggage claim in Rio and saw this dude that was on the plane with me in 1st Class he seem cool a little shorter then me he was about 6'3 we talked and decided to split a Taxi ride in town he gave me his cell number and decided to meet up and go to Club Help (when they were open). Keep in mind I normally am a lone wolf but this dude seem cool from the West Coast well groom and dress fair.

This is when things went and took a LEFT we went into Club Help and was telling me about all the girls he knew and told me how many times he been to Rio etc. Then the next thing I knew this clown was running around trying to hide his face running into the restroom WTF? I went in there and asked him what wrong man? I CAN'T go back out there she may see me? I was like who he said " HIS "" girlfriend""? I was like what a chick doing inside of Club Help that is his girlfriend? He told me she said I SHOULDN'T and CAN'T go to Club Help when I am in town and that she better not see me in there or she would get MAD? I was like you have to be joking man? PLEASE tell me you are kidding right? You mean to tell me you paid over $ 8, 000 for a 1st Class ticket and you staying and a nice hotel and she telling you how you should spend your vacation? Let me tell you this fool was running around from one side of Club Help to the other and the next thing I knew he was running out of Club Help like a Bat flying out of hell jumping in a Taxi. LOL LOL

Hell I saw the girl he was talking about she was ok looking BUT he wasn't even paying this SIMP any attention she was busy trying to pull some European guy that was popping bottles for her and her girlfriend after that fool jump in the Taxi and RUIN his 1st night in Rio running back to his hotel she was leaving with this European guy that I guess is going to show her some " respect" by paying her 150 reals to lick under his balls and lick out his ass crack LOL LOL hell give me a break. Crying out loud LOL

After a few days he came by my place and we was going to grab something to eat and I thought maybe I can try to talk some sense to this dude I was like damn this fool have invested around $10, 000 on this trip (flight, hotel, food, Termas) and he is going to allow some hooker that he see maybe a few times a year to detect how he is going to spend his trip? I told him look dude when you take off to the West Coast in a few days what you think she is going to do? Or be? Her ass is going to be in Club Help looking to pull some trick. She won't give a rat ass about you I found out I was wasting my time because this fool was in too deep I found out he was wring money to a few chicks weekly when he got paid. He talk about how he make love to these hookers and how he don't fuck them he love them and how they are human being? I laugh in his face I said man who said they wasn't human being? He sounded like some the posts I been reading here over the years were guys in one post talk about how some chick allow them to cum all in her mouth and how she licked his ass out and then I see another post about how they are human beings and should be treated with respect.

Guess what I AGREE 100 %! They are human beings and I do treat them with respect I DON'T do anything to these girls that I don't ask inside the bar when I 1st interview them! BEFORE I take them up for a session. I need to see if we will click or not. So yes they asked me to do them good and they love it! And they love it so much that they tell their girlfriend how I did them and their girlfriends the " freak" that they are line up to get some of the nasty LOL LOL. Look bottom line IF anyone get their kicks out of running around hiding and having a make believe girlfriend with some hooker they pay by the hour and you guys have this " role playing game " of the jealous girlfriend is how you guys get your rocks off more power to you.

BUT, my 6'5 big ass don't have time for the foolish behavior running around jumping in and out of Taxi's worry about some 21 year old hooker getting MAD at me because I choose NOT to spend every single dime on my trip on her I REPEAT MY TRIP! And I won't even get into IF I live there that is another story BUT if I am paying a hooker for sex you best believe IF she give me a good deal there are others that will too and ONCE they start trying to set rules THEN get you a REAL girlfriend! Since you live in Rio because a hooker can't and won't set no rules on me. IF that disrespecting a hooker so be it.

Kid Cisco

A serial lurker but felt compelled to respond as recently I've been noticing a trend on these forums ie, here. The USA version, tuscl. A lot of punters / mongers / toursitas or whatever we call ourselves these days have become very sentimental with this attitude of confusing who's the paying customer and who wants satisfaction. Also the attitude of attachment to these ladies is sickening! If you want attachment, go be in a marriage or relationship ffs! What has Kid said or done on these boards that shows an iota of disrespect to these ladies? You lot sound like grumpy old women. If ya going to play sentimental and earn second or third pops, good on you. If Kid is going to pay hard earned money to earn seconds, his way, no disrespect on either side!