Rio de Janeiro Reports

[CCRider1008]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana..

As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:

1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night.

Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this.

Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?

2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.

[Vagabundo1]

We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.

Sometimes ISGers come into town on their first trips, they link up for a tour, then they go on their own way, having taken the knowledge to be self sufficient.

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

[Xpartan]

Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.

Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.

Beautiful parks, museums, street art, old churches, world class restaurants, I mean, you can't compare it to Rio, but SP can totally stand on it's own, at least for a few days or a week.

[The Critic]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.

Well written and detailed report. Useful information especially for Newbies. There is more to Copacabana and Rio as a whole so keep exploring. Look forward to your next report.

On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives.

Nice report, look forward to a more extensive writeup of the numerous Centro Prives.

[ShinyCrazy]

Outstanding report. Truly a RoD.

3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.

Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.

Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.

[Casa No Va]

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

I can smoke a bowl and enjoy his streams of consciousness (or altered consciousness haha).

And look for the nuggets of solid info spersed throughout.

I'm fluent in Spanish and learning Portuguese now so I can make my first trips to Rio and Sao Paulo and surrounding cities and I appreciate the crazy tips and info you can find scattered in his posts.

Keep living it up Vagabundo.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo, Henry Miller, Marquez, Amado.

In these pages, Vagabundo has been compared to Henry Miller by his admirers, and he likes that. Listen to or read Henry Miller and you can't follow the plot, but there are insights, theological, sexual, and random. Vagabundo listens to Henry Miller to sleep.

Tomorrow, Amber Lynn wants me to fuck her so I will sleep, a little, then I will slide my dick into her naked pussy in the hotel sevilha at 10 h or 12 h, and if you don't know who Amber Lynn is, look her up, she is Marilyn Monroe, and she will be screaming, fuck me dreman, come back to Rio. That is a reference to a friend from ISG, and you only need a few friends. And I will track down a hot ass Brazilian doctor a skin doctor to take out some stiches. I could do it at a public hospital, but I want to see the hot ass footvolei playing doctor beause I want to see her morena eyes. I love her tits, peaking out of her blouse, I love her distain or faint Mona lisa interest.

Today, Vagabundo went to Centro and fucked a new pussy, a beautiful bare pussy, at one of the many centro prives, for all of 40 USD at current exchange rates. I've posted the details a million times before, so read my posts to follow the clues, but the act was fun, good, and I made her cum after 20 minutes with my dick fucking her pussy, no lube, just natural lube, from a good 69, and then a mini vibe. Man I love rio. We fucked for 40 or 50 minutes and then I got a masage. She wants 400 r pernoite, which is fine.

Realize that I post and write on ganja surrounded by college women who mind fuck me, and I love being mind fucked by these women, whom I love as friends. As peers. Have you tried that, have you experienced that lately. It is not too late to be a student again, a fellow student. Challenge your balls and your spine and your nerve to be young enough to compete for 22 year old pussy, not with money, but with all of it, your swimming, your footvolei, your dancing, dancing against younger latino men who know how to dance, but compete anyway for their respect, their friendship. This is my life, 5 or 7 days a week. You could endlessly go to Centro Rio, go to TDM33,32nd floor and fuck the big titted morena, and lather those nia nazi titties up in baby oil and have her milk your face until your eyes are red with the baby oil, and 69 with her and bang her in all her holes for 40 United States Dollars, you could pay for them with 80 Kennedy half dollars, though that would be a losing trade as those coins are more valuable now. You could do that, but then you could catch the train to the Maracana Federal University and go to the student lounge, and see if you have game enough to bed a real college girl, or to meet her and her friends at Arpoador, and win enough of her respect to take you to Maracana with her friends, or to take you with her friends to Ihla Grande, to pull a Teddy Roosevelt and try for it, to be the man in the arena, rather than the great white hunter shooting wild game at the zoo with a high powered rifle -- which is what you are in a Terma or a prive because there the girls have to fuck you, it is their job.

But, then, I digress. And in such digressions we find our greatest moments. And through it all, I listen to Tchaikopsky with the Russian, and Guns and roses too, into the early morning, and I do not write about it in prose you can understand, because in this marriage of Crime and Punishment and Jorge Amado, I do not want to be followed. I write about this affair so that I can read it and catch the allusions, years hence when in my way of recording the great moments of my life, I will find in my own words my own truth, as Henry Miller did, in Chula Vista in the last chapter of one of his novels, Tropic of Capricorn or Tropic of Cancer, in the sacred and profane, in the pleasure and the pain. Three chord symphony crashes into space. Moon is hanging upside down.

It's a ravenous town.

And it's your face I'm looking for.

On every street.

My knee aches after 70 minutes of Muay Thai tonight at the university. That was 70 minutes on top of the 45 minutes of slow and real fucking the bare pussy of a 22 year old in Centro. Rage rage against the dying of the light. Let us praise the famous men among us like JimmyBoy who is over 70 too, let us hope we will too be fucking then, and I for my part find more of a high in the fucking, the hitting the bag and the gloves than in the ganja, and I feel the sweetest pain when I am away from my real love, The Russian, but I sedate my pain in hot 22 year old bare pussy. For that, I am grateful to Cristo and Deus for Rio de Janeiro.

[SoberHans69]

Endorsed!!

The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.

[Explorer69]

I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.

Endorsed!!

[MwenByen]

You know nothing is wrong with me inquiring about the price from some guy. In many parts of the world when you're a tourist you're going to pay more for everything including sex. Recall that I stated in Santo Domingo the local price is 1500 pesos while they expect the tourist to pay $50. If you been reading my threads in other nations that I've visited and did the deed in. Dude I can tell you this things functions just about the same all around the world except in Asia. The only scams you're going to get is romance scams and it's worse when you have a child with the perpetrator. The initial question I asked was about porn star type body of women the and the answer I got was about screwing porn stars with the follow question being inquiring about a price. I planning on taking a trip to Brazil soon and I need to know a good place to do the deed in. I can ask the locals and get that information that I'm inquiring about I'm fluent in Spanish but I can't say not one word in Portuguese. If you have any information that'll help please share.

Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.

[Turgid]

For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.

Semen is mostly calcium, potassium and protein so foods rich in those nutrients should boost sexual prowess.

[Steve 9696]

Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.

Outstanding report. Truly a RoD. I would only add a few things:

1. Walking home along the beach at night can def be dicey. Stay on the BEACH side where the restaurants are. Not the buildings side. And if hookers come your way to proposition you then put your hands on your phone and wallet and get away fast. We tried politely but firmly fending them off and two out of three of us lost our phones and only realized back at the hotel.

2. I actually like Monte Carlo but yeah. Nothing at all like FKK in terms of overall experience. But had some great girls there.

3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.

[Novio]

On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives. I initially had put Bel Prazer lower on my list since it doesn't have a lot of recent trip reports on GPArena -- maybe because of the doctors' waiting room atmosphere in the presentation, and the fact that you need to climb steep stairs to get to the rooms. But I found a winner there in Nina. In my first session with her, she said she was new, and the Bel Prazer website just put up her pictures, so maybe that was true:

https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutas

(Scroll down to the bottom for Nina.).

If you like curvy women with Angela White / Sophie Dee physiques, you will probably like Nina. There isn't much photo-shopping in those photos and, if she's had implants, they certainly felt soft and natural. In fact, when I first picked her out of the presentation and told the receptionist, the receptionist made a pantomime motion of arcing her arms over her chest (the universal sign language for "big boobs") to confirm there wasn't any miscommunication about which girl I wanted. Once Nina arrived in the room, she asked if I wanted kissing and, when I said yes, our lips were basically locked for the rest of the session, unless her lips were occupied elsewhere. My repeat sessions with her were part GFE / part PSE, and the only thing I didn't explore was Greek. No surcharges beyond the standard 120/ half hour, 180/ hour. YMMV.

My other experience at Bel Prazer was a letdown. Nani is gorgeous, but was the only girl during my trip who insisted on CBJ, and was robot-like for the session.

I also spent a lot of time at Dark Room (can't beat the prices), and can recommend Laura, though Lais did have a very good introduction. In Copacabana, I tried Eden Spa and can recommend Samantha if you like tall dark and gorgeous.

[Novio]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.

Arrival at GIG airport:

Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.

Yeah, the pickup location for Uber was a little confusing. They still have signs at the 2nd level of Terminal 2 saying that's the pickup location, but the app kept directing me to the pickup area with the colored zones outside of the domestic terminal. (Maybe there still IS pickups for international arrivals there? Also, I didn't need to change money at the airport since I charged the Uber ride to my credit card. From town to the airport, the Uber dropped me off right in front of the departures area.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana. Snip.

Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.