Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

The best, and the best value, terma is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, in Barra.

The cover is 30 or maybe it was 50, but it is not the 120 or 140 at MC or Solarium.

The answer to your question is:

RTFF (Read the fxcking forum), but without being rude, most of the information you want is here.

The attached bubba boy's guide, which haven't been updated since 2012, but is still THE guide for we few, we happy few mongers, because it has discussions about security, mini relationships (ask the hooker on on non sex dates, IE, get up at Transamerica at 6 and go for a walk with them, and offer a smoke of some ganja which usually leads to them smoking your pole), etc. You will have to update the pricing, things like technology (pre whatsapp, for example). But that said, it is a good piece of work from a bloke from down under. Let us now praise Saint Bubba Boy.

I am reading "Getting laid in Rio"*Kindle Edition by*Joe Smith*Publication date:*July 26,2012.

He writes that Solarium termas costs about $250 to $300 US total, which consists of $150 for the girl (one hour), $60 for the room and $60 for the entrance fee.

The book implies that this is typical for a Rio termas.

Is this a typo? Should this be Brazilian reals not US dollars?

[Vagabundo1]

So my wingman (I prefer battle buddy) Michael Samuel is in town.

Generally we will probably be hitting the Barra Termas (Perola Negra, Paris) by night, and the pool here at Transamerica by day. Only for a half a week, so hit me up on a PM to link up.

If sitting around a 14 x16 x9 foot luxury (if badly maintained) efficiency studio with a 10 foot balcony, a walk in closet next to your bathroom, all of which overlooks the pool which is where the best hookers in all of Brazil come (it could well be the Hard Rock Hotel Vegas of South America, ie, the best spot for a porno convention ever) is not the height of human civilization, then my name is not Ivan Vagabundo!

I get up in the morning (with the rising sun), and the best girls are out for a walk. I walk with them, and offer a little smoke, they come up, sit on my face for the cost of the electricity going through my professional vibrator which is shoved up against their pussy. Oh, by the way, that girl is on barraviprio again (they come on and off like James Bond or Jason Bourne go on and off official rosters of active personnel, or like a submarine pops up, only to submerge for weeks or months at a time, which again, is how some of those folks would get in country or out). Her callsign is Sara.

You want to be the guardaio do piscina -- be that lifeguard. For security, to live your best life.

The Jabba the hut woman who shares the balcony with me used to be a Princess Leia at sometime. We trade wine and coffee and garlic toast. She knows all the hookers, and the party usually goes from the pool to her room. The best girls at the pool, and their new to the game (new on photoacompantes) girlfriends like Nicole, a new 18 year old, come up and dance on my balcony, lewdly, for the entire driveway below, which is where everyone in the hood can see, and so my reputation as the Shakespeare of this little Romeo and Juliet is firmly established for the price of a plastic drink cup. Periodically, the new ISG member will come up, admire the view, party a little, watch some californication. I have a fold out bed, so I can host a guest overnight.

So I have had 3 pernoites this week, which is about my pro forma normal run rate. At 300 or 400 per pernoite, that is 1000 for 14 or so orgasms per week, which beats the pro forma slow death of the male species in most rich world pussy prisons.

[HarryDubois]

I am reading "Getting laid in Rio"*Kindle Edition by*Joe Smith*Publication date:*July 26,2012.

He writes that Solarium termas costs about $250 to $300 US total, which consists of $150 for the girl (one hour), $60 for the room and $60 for the entrance fee.

The book implies that this is typical for a Rio termas.

Is this a typo? Should this be Brazilian reals not US dollars?

[Turgid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8Ae09bWJk&t=60s

[Vagabundo1]

Rihanna Noir is over for a pernoite. I've blown two loads in her 19 year old pussy. I pay 400 reais, which is what, 80 dollars.

I have some pix here somewhere, but actually I am kind of at a shantaram stage (see the novel of that name) where I think pornographers / pimps are somewhat evil.

But, we are all partly evil. Hahaha.

[Vagabundo1]

In the novella the last third is consumed with the hero's (who is already dead) four friends including the corporal, a former soldier who is the groups tactical leader, taking the dead man out of the expensive suit and casket which his estranged upper middle class family has put him in, and carrying him through the streets of a bahia on an all night binge which ends at a fishing boat where a moqueca with good fish has been prepared. Along the way there is a fight with some pot smokers I which the corporal enlists some bus drivers onto their side and wins. The hero is last seen on a boat at sea where his comrades have buried him, a fitting end since he came from a long line of mariners, which his final words reflect, and which are enshrined in a pirates ditty repeated by parrotheads at ports from key west to porto Allegre:

Don't put me in the ground.

Bury me at sea (paraphrasing).

As such it is sort of a south american adaptation of the ramblings of the dude and his Bros in LA on the way to the sea to bury a friend.

Our "patrol" was similar to the group in the novella in these ways.

- we had military people, the general (who was as I said actually a corporal, but I gave him that name, which ironically flatters enlisted men, something I've done before), the admiral (again who was an enlisted navy man), and me, a former officer (and I referred to myself for the 4 to 6 patrols we did as a private).

- we were drinking and mongering like those guys in the book unlike his middle class respectable family.

- we were out until late at night or early morning. Admiral said this was crazy as he preferred to get a girl at 22 h / 10 pm, fuck at night a few times, and then sleep, and then get up with the girl and fuck.

[Xpartan]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067705/ The film premiered at the Moscow International Film Festival in 1971.

Here is a link: http://the-cinema.online/drama/808-g...x-karerov.html.

Actually, I was wrong. The film is called Sandpit Generals, not Sandpit Captains, and there seem to be several versions on Youtube, god-awful VHS quality though.

[Questner]

In the 70's there was an American movie Sandpit Captains based on the Amado book (Captains of the Sand). The movie was completely ignored by pretty much everyone, but it had a beautiful song written by Dorival Caymmy that, which had been used previously in Orson Wells documentary Four Men on a Raft (that's a hell of a story on its own). Anyway, I haven't managed to find any trace of that movie, but here is this song scene in the Wells' film.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zd0MJrSQxQ

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067705/ The film premiered at the Moscow International Film Festival in 1971.

Here is a link: http://the-cinema.online/drama/808-g...x-karerov.html.

[Vagabundo1]

Our "patrol" was similar to the group in the novella in these ways.

- we had military people, the general (who was as I said actually a corporal, but I gave him that name, which ironically flatters enlisted men, something I've done before), the admiral (again who was an enlisted navy man), and me, a former officer (and I referred to myself for the 4 to 6 patrols we did as a private).

- we were drinking and mongering like those guys in the book unlike his middle class respectable family.

- we were out until late at night or early morning. Admiral said this was crazy as he preferred to get a girl at 22 h / 10 pm, fuck at night a few times, and then sleep, and then get up with the girl and fuck.

The real life / Rich world reality of the general really is a separate world from our confidential mongering reality. I won't violate privacy, the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club. The literary term is irony.

But we few, our little group, will do a wake next time at least two of us get together. We will have a drink and fuck a working girl to his memory.

Anyway thanks for suggesting the novella. I've already suggested the book to some of my rich world book club contacts, including a SF commander who quickly decided to read the novella.

On a similar side note, I sat next to Sonia Braga in a GIG-MIA flight. She lived in Niteroi, and was headed to LA to film Alias.

Vagabundo, glad you enjoyed the book! Somehow your description of the general triggered my memory, and now I feel I should re-read it after all these years.

[Bravo]

I saw those too. I guess I am still stuck in the old days where you went through someone to get an apartment. It seems airbnb has made those people obsolete. It just kills me paying those high fees with airbnb. I may only be at a place 3 days, but have to pay $50 for fees. Got to get with the times though I guess.

I hate paying fees too!! I will rent an apartment for few days in order to meet the owners, then I negotiate a deal directly with them for future visits.

[Golfinho]

That is a great scene, but I can't see how it is allowed on youtube. Full female nude tits, This whole discussion of this novella is truly of literary and redeeming value.

Allowed because it's Werner Herzog. See the whole thing. American movies trying to show slavery ring totally false compared to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDCVoz-LW1s

[The Cane]

I saw those too. I guess I am still stuck in the old days where you went through someone to get an apartment. It seems airbnb has made those people obsolete. It just kills me paying those high fees with airbnb. I may only be at a place 3 days, but have to pay $50 for fees. Got to get with the times though I guess.

Time to step 100% into the 21st century Mr. E hahaha!

[Mr Enternational]

I don't know why she would say something like this. I've found all kinds of apartments in Rio in all price ranges available for just a few days.

I saw those too. I guess I am still stuck in the old days where you went through someone to get an apartment. It seems airbnb has made those people obsolete. It just kills me paying those high fees with airbnb. I may only be at a place 3 days, but have to pay $50 for fees. Got to get with the times though I guess.

[Xpartan]

In the 70's there was an American movie Sandpit Captains based on the Amado book (Captains of the Sand). The movie was completely ignored by pretty much everyone, but it had a beautiful song written by Dorival Caymmy that, which had been used previously in Orson Wells documentary Four Men on a Raft (that's a hell of a story on its own). Anyway, I haven't managed to find any trace of that movie, but here is this song scene in the Wells' film.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zd0MJrSQxQ

[Xpartan]

I am at my girlfriend's house in Mato Grosso, but heading to Rio next week. My regular apartment lady sent me some pics of a place I turned down and she has not been back with me yet. I hit a friend of mine up who has an apartment that she rents; it is always full. Whoever was going to be staying there, she got to change their reservation so I could have the place.

Now my brother is supposed to meet me in Rio, so I hit her up again to see if she knew anyone else renting apartments. She said that at this time people are not wanting to rent them short term because of Covid. They are only looking for long term rentals of 30 months or more. She did give me a couple of people to hit up on whatsapp, but I have not heard back from them.

I don't know why she would say something like this. I've found all kinds of apartments in Rio in all price ranges available for just a few days.