Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

The good ones are always gone too soon. Patrice O'Neal talks about his times in Rio and makes a comparison to hookers back home.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-B0txFKQW-s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ODZY8Q2ec

[Jubby007]

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

5 rials for sex? When did sex became cheaper than a $ menu fries in Brazilian McDonald's. I was wondering When did sex in Rio became cheaper than agua de coco (coconut water) or a boiled corn COB. He must be talking if he living in 1920's in his mind before Great Depression era. Therefore I suggested him to secretly use his time machine in his basement to come back to 2020. If he pulls that stunt in Ukraine or part of Europe, the working girls might tip him 5 rials instead thinking he is a runway asylum patient.

[WyattEarp]

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

1945-46 Germany would be grim, but the frauleins would be greatly appreciative of male attention. Eastern bloc countries were a great time for male visitors in the early 90's after communism fell. It probably takes a lot less electricity for the time machine to go back to 1991 than 1921. Just sayin'.

[Turgid]

5 Rials for sex? You forgot we are not living in 1920's. Use the time machine that you have in your basement and press 2020.

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

[WyattEarp]

I did a pernoite in a favela in Zona Norte with a girl I knew from a prive. It was quite fun, I paid for churrasco for the group, 150 r.

What happened to "healthy lunch"? I like when you are having healthy lunch. .

[Jubby007]

Yeah yeah very funny, well excuse me for thinking out the box and trying something new or discovering something new. It was just a thought but whatever.

5 Rials for sex? You forgot we are not living in 1920's. Use the time machine that you have in your basement and press 2020.

[Vagabundo1]

I did a pernoite in a favela in Zona Norte with a girl I knew from a prive. It was quite fun, I paid for churrasco for the group, 150 r. I don't recommend this unless you really know the girl well, but I had a blast. I stayed overnight in the bedroom of the barzinho where she works now. We had sex twice, good Saturday night / Sunday morning.

[SteelFly]

All termas are closed. 4 x4 has not recovered from the fire.

Appreciated. Trying to go this Fall and hoping 4 x 4 returns by then.

[Vagabundo1]

I've been doing the apartment dates.

Today, we tried to do a dupla with a 18 yo gaucha. She was a real ***** on whatsapp, asking for 250 for an hour, and would only fuck me and not the other girl, who I presented as my girlfriend.

She showed late, so I blew off the loira. I did the normal second round of sex with my regular.

A recon of the sites shows a good new prive in my 'hood, which is posto 5, Copacabana. They are asking like 50 r quickies (no anal), and all the equipe is 18 year olds.

Life is good.

Monger on boys. Send lawyers guns and money. The shit has hit the fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA

I went home with a waitress the way I always do.

How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!

An innocent bystander.

Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place.

And I'm down on my luck.

Yes, I'm down on my luck.

Well, I'm down on my luck.

I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

The shit has hit the fan.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Send lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!

Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!

[Rio Bob]

That Belmonte is one of the worst meals I have ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if that is what got you sick. I cannot believe that anyone who has eaten here before, eats here again. There used to be a Quadrifoglio Restaurant nearby, before they moved to a mall in Barra. That place was good. This Belmonte SUKS!!

You have good taste. I used to go to Quadrifoglio Restaurant all the time and was great location right down the block from Solarium Termas. I usually would go to Solarium and session then walk down the block to Quadrifoglio and have a great meal. Too bad they moved as I still would have been going to Solarium, I haven't been to Solarium in many years probably before Help closed and I doubt I would go all the way out to Barra for new location of Quadrifoglio when there are so many restaurants just as good in Copa/Ipanema area.

[Lover Boy #2]

Belmonte

Are. Jardim Botnico, 617 - Lagoa, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22470-050, Brazil.

Went here for food. I was ill later that evening. My friend who had the same food was fine so it might have been me but the Pizza was also horrible so I would stay clear.

That Belmonte is one of the worst meals I have ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if that is what got you sick. I cannot believe that anyone who has eaten here before, eats here again. There used to be a Quadrifoglio Restaurant nearby, before they moved to a mall in Barra. That place was good. This Belmonte SUKS!!

[Bravo]

Is 4 x 4 reopened after the fire last Fall? I understand that currently it may be closed due to pandemic issues but have they recovered from the fire and reopened?

All termas are closed. 4 x4 has not recovered from the fire.

[SteelFly]

Is 4 x 4 reopened after the fire last Fall? I understand that currently it may be closed due to pandemic issues but have they recovered from the fire and reopened?

[Vagabundo1]

So, usual apartment date was had by Vagabundo today.

The girl arrives at 11 h, left at 17 h, I paid her 250 r plus 50 r transportation, and 50 r for Mary Jane.

It was kind of nervoso for the first of three fucks, mainly because she is paranoid about the rona virus. A person in my apartment has it, and a friend of a friend from the barzinho she runs in deep zona norte has it.

Along those lines, I found that some one of my previous guests stole some of my cache of masks including the one high end N95 mask, as well as a liter of 50% alcool gel. Pisses me off, but that's the world we live in right now.

We made healthy lunch from groceries at the local mercado.

I like this spot more and more for the simple fact that I can walk down the street and do awesome ocean swims at arpoador. It's become part of my religion, my way of joining with the global Goddess. God is a black Brazilian woman, and that salty water is Her ambiotic fluid.

So, second bang after a great lunch of super healthy fish and veggies was much better; we watched sintonia on netflix. Just search for "Brazil comedia". The music was Google Play felipe Ret radio. That is a winner.

I gave her a massage, which she needed.

Got of a second round, which is standard, and she stayed around for round three, which is sometimes optional. We watched our favorite porn. I recommend, sambaporn.

I have a girl who keeps trying to connect for pernoite, but she's a flake. I know it is because she has financial, phone, etc troubles, but I can't fix the world. I have a solid regular, a new 20 yo mulata coming tomorrow.

I will be executing that Zona Norte patrolling plan to hit the best new talent, and report back.

I think the thread is good for what it is, which is a free service. I do miss the few real monger friends as wingmen. But, I saw yesterday on my way to my now daily swim that Western Union was open, which means the ISG compadre who was stranded here now should be able to get dinheiro. It also indicates the world is starting to open back up.

Shucks, I was liking it closed.

Gents,

Well tonight I went to lapa and scouted out a girl who works at catete. She gave me her address in Lapa, I came by the entrance, but passed.

This is like 4 days without sex for me. And I am pretty happy.

This is like 2 days out of the last 3 swimming an hour. At arpoador to be exact, which is where Ipanema and Copacobana intersect. It is awesome, not the least because the water is CLEAN, or at least it is real Atlantic ocean water, not Rio harbor water.

One girl texted me, there is more to life than sex. That is true. There is love and friendship. But, a lot of good sex does make up for all the other stuff being screwed up..

[Bravo]

Remember the guy who a few months back confessed to making stuff up to keep it interesting.

When mom won't let you out of the basement except for meals, you have a lot of time on your hands.

Its always the trolls with 1-3 posts who ask the ridiculous questions "Jiggly booties? Raw Sex? 5 R pussy?" They will create a new profile and then ask the next stupid question.