Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

First fuck out of the "house" in 2 weeks.

Well, my homegirl had to go get her nails done. This meant I had a window to go hunting for strange pussy for the first time in 13 days.

I was going to go to VM with some ISGer lurkers cool AF bros, but my ride (I use indriver, where I can set the price) kept haggling with me over a few reais, and I was late so we rescheduled. They will be in Transamerica this week anyway.

But then I was sitting there and I zapped (the locals call texting on WhatsApp zap ing) some of my swinger friends, and they wanted some negra tight 20 something ass, so I picked up Monique, and took her by the apartment in Gloria (a block from Love Time), and I showed up and stuck my dick in Seka's holes (as I said she and I fucked for 3 hours when we met, and she took my dick out of her pussy and put it in her ass to milk my leche).

But my friends, I have to say, I was tired af, and out of shape because I have been sitting inside and smoking too much weed and working out too little (my homegirl smokes like a chimney because she likes to mask over the problems she has in life).

OK. So Vagabundo is fucking Seka -- and he can't blow a nut on command. I mean, I fucked her ass for 10 minutes, standing, on some balcony overlooking Gloria harbor and sugarloaf; Then some other sort of ugly morena or at least not as good looking as Seka, sucked me. I must say, her mouth was super, and I think she was turned on because I was facefucking Seka when I walked in the room (Monique was very quickly being spitroasted by two men. Seka's husband is a pharma rep, and yes, we all get tested). Everyone likes black women! So, then I fucked Seka more downstairs, then the party moved up a flight to the penthouse, and fucked callsign Monica Mattos 3, a morena clara who I fucked at the last party, and I fucked her tight asshole.

Yes, the names have been changed, but I have been fucking Monica Mattos 3 since 2015, actually 2013, haha, Monica Mattos Meier, I shall call her.

But here is the thing. There was a fucking line to fuck her ass. And the swing festinha was more crowded. There were like 4 guys who got behind Monica Mattos Meier and fucked her ass, while I had to satisfy myself with fucking her mouth, which I did, for like 40 minutes on and off, and of course, there were other guys fucking her mouth. She has a great mouth, sucks like a champ, but it was hot, and I had not been hydrating (because homegirl doesn't fuck enough, and she smokes like a fucking chimney, plus she has the metabolism of a teenager, and I could be her grandfather). So, I swung around to get behind her sweet tight ass cheeks for my turn, and I could not keep it up!

Yes, Vagabundo is out of porn star training.

I mean I had already fucked Monica Mattos Meier's ass, which I have fucked from Motel Megara to Motel VIPS.

That fucking her ass for like 10 minutes earlier in the night was like heaven.

Well, I could have gone and hydrated more.

But then the little festinha was over. At last Monica Mattos Meier's hour (we pitched in and bought her by the hour because she is a pro, but it was just like $50 r each between 7 guys) was over! Oh well.

I went and found Monique and blew a load in her negra pussy.

On the way home, I asked my new homegirl (Monique has a kid, so I don't prefer her for pernoites anymore because she always has that commitment) if she would fist a branca, and she said yes!

It is almost like most men remember the day that their future wife says yes, I will marry you!

I mean, my new homegirl could well be one of my wives in my harem, as long as we understand, she needs to put her little hands into the pussy of blond's to make my sick lesbo kink fantasies come true!

So, then I come home on an uber (indriver), from Gloria. Homegirl is already at my "casa" IE Transamerica.

This is where vagabundo earns his Lieutenant Commander, Swiss Naval Intelligence pay.

My dick smells like the pussy and mouth and ass of three different women.

So, I go into the service entrance, take the elevator up to the 12th floor, and wash off the smell of that pussy and ass. Then I spray some deodorant onto my balls and pits.

Only then I go downstairs and meet homegirl, who is sitting outside on the curb where we all wait for taxis, ubers, indrivers, etc.

And she is totally cool.

We come back up, and now we are smoking weed and drinking excellent Colorado indica beer -- crossfaded!

You can't make this shit up.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

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[Pahllus Maximus]

My god! I miss Rio. The P4 P scene in LOS Angeles is like the Cantina in Star Wars: fat, tatooed, entitled ugly ho's, upsell and cat and mouse. $US200 is about the minimum for anyone remotely presentable, and even then with a plethora of conditions and attitude. Sex prison, ugly architecture, lack of green and neurotic people. They now have LASIK clinics for dogs (with homeless people camped out back) and structural inequality that I think is getting near the tipping point. Fucked up society!! I am getting out of that costly shit hole and the USA.

Rio: green, friendly, no hassle and tons of choices with BBCIM, anal, DFK etc for as little as $US8 and a solid performance for an hour for a bit more than $US 20. With THB=USD 33.56 as at today, THB 1000=$US29.79, LOS is a bad deal. The Real is now 4. 66 (did tell ya it was undervalued), luckily I was buying up Petrobas and similar at US1=BR5. 5 last year and nice dividends, basically 15% currency gain in 9 months plus divs, plus appreciation with oil, so IRR pushing 35%. Getting a local trading account is a serious hassle, but worth it. BR offers excellent variety value in ladies and investment, you should thank your lucky stars to be there. If you are bit more adventurous, you can score a really nice, renovated tree house in the mountains / hills near RIO for under $250 k, wake up to birds, good organic food and get a live in cook, maid and / or driver for next to nothing, under $US1,200 a month. On that note, start ditching USD lads. Party is over, lights are on, people are leaving and chairs on tables.

Channeling Vagabundo's favorite Yellow House Bordello in Barra, the lyrics from "Yellow Taxi" come to mind:

Don't it always seem to go.

That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Ohhh, wah wah.

[Spidy]

Thanks Sperto, live and learn.

Excellent, credence to roll with and live by!

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hey everyone,

I'll be moving to Rio next week for work. Would be great to catch-up with the folks that around at some point. The forum has been really helpful so far.

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[Vagabundo1]

Well my mini relationship left today, but just for a few hours to get her nails done. We fuck 2-3 times a day, she cocks, she cleans. I paid her $320 today to cover her nails. I did tell her in my bad Porto I would be paying her $900 r a week. I guess the thing I find most appealing about her is that she totally doesn't stress about money, on the other hand, she is very frugal. I was with her at centro the other day, and she got a little angry that I paid $40 r for a new screen protector for my phone, when I could have found one for cheaper.

So, now that I am alone for a afternoon, obviously, I am thinking of going and finding a hooker somewhere, haha!

Mini Relationship day 11 - $300 r paid, $900 r / week.

So, I am on day 11 with the same girl, 24/7, for 11 days straight. As I said, it is kind of a staycation / vacation from mongering. I do get burned out. She is great, we are a good fit. 19, petite. She does cooking, cleaning, fucking. We smoke lots of weed. We fuck 2 or more times a day. She likes to hike, she likes the beach.

I pay her $900 r a week. I took her to Rua Alfandega today, and she shopped. I gave her $300 r of her weekly pay, and she totally did not stress about more. Of course, I pay for meals, and she lives here with me. She wants a dog, and she will buy it with her own funds. I might like the dog too. She had found one for $1500 r, but I "thought about it" and she found another for $250 r, which pretty much looks the same to me. So whenever she wants it, I will go and get her dog. When she leaves, she will take the dog.

And so it goes.

[Kyrawz]

Last week I hit Termas 65 with a friend.

Sure the general quality of girls are lower then 4 x4, MC,. But they are not afraid to dance, and make the show. Boucing theirs bundas on your cock.

Another great thing, 2 big places, one with music and loud, and the other to relax.

After looking all the girls, I sit down and enjoy the strip tease show of some girls.

I was spying the guy sit at my left what he was doing on his phone, and he was looking reports on ISG. Jimmieboy was here Good conversation with him about Rio and the scene.

At the end, I choose a very skinny mulata. Very hot, kissing deep immediately, and said to me she likes anal sex (she is 20). On the bed she was crazy as I like. DT very deep and with gagging reaction.

We fuck like a beast, she asks me all the "Fode com Força" so I did it, and I fuck her like an animal pouding her without respect and she enjoyed.

She didn't let me 3 min to rest, she put me back a condom to do anal sex, her sitting down on me. Unfortunately, she couldn't to the size she said, and we didn't take time for a preparation. And all you know how the condom is really bad for anal sex.

I think I will try repeat with her at home with some submissive action.

[Xpartan]

Needing to be Brazilian to activate a chip is pure BS. Stupid clerk.

When you buy the TIM chip it comes with instructions on a piece of paper. Super easy to activate it.

Thanks Sperto, live and learn.

[RockasonFive]

Hey everyone,

I'll be moving to Rio next week for work. Would be great to catch-up with the folks that around at some point. The forum has been really helpful so far.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

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[Sperto]

Lojas Americanas was the first place I went. I got a Claro chip and they started the activation process. It was going fine until the clerk ran into the issue with SEP (The clerk finally said the rep told him I can't use a CPF to activate the chip if I'm not Brazilian.

Next day I went to Rio Sul with my passport. Came to the Claro store, but there was a huge line. Went to the TIM store and they sent me to Lojas Americanas for the chip. I was able to finally activate the damn thing, but it took over 2 hours all in all. Didn't know I could do it all online.

Needing to be Brazilian to activate a chip is pure BS. Stupid clerk.

When you buy the TIM chip it comes with instructions on a piece of paper. Super easy to activate it.

[Nordico]

Lojas Americanas was the first place I went. I got a Claro chip and they started the activation process. It was going fine until the clerk ran into the issue with SEP (The clerk finally said the rep told him I can't use a CPF to activate the chip if I'm not Brazilian.

Buy one at Lojas Americanas and ask your favorite girl to activate it. She will use her own CPF, I'm sure. All the girls know how to do it. I paid 10 reais for the chip and like Sperto said activating it with a CPF was surprisingly easy. Even if it was the first time for me, it took only few minutes. Then I had to add some credits with my CC. I think not being a Brazilian is just an excuse for not knowing what to do. Every time a computer tech at work tells me that it must be an expired certificate, I’m sure he doesnt know where the problem is.

[Xpartan]

Nice reports from both you and GoneFishin.

Regarding TIM chip. If you don't have any CPF, go to a Lojas Americanas and buy a TIM chip from the TIM seller who will activate it for you. Another option is to buy a TIM chip on the street and call TIM and activate it (this option needs patience because there the staff answering might not be the smartest).

If you do have a CPF you can very easily activate the TIM chip yourself in just a few minutes. Along with the chip comes instructions. Something like:

https://planos.minhaconexao.com.br/t...ar-chip-da-tim

The place to buy TIM chip isn't at a TIM store as they almost always are out of stock. They sell them at pharmacies, Lojas Americanas, the news paper kiosks or street vendors. In December I paid 12 reais. No need to go to Centro.

Lojas Americanas was the first place I went. I got a Claro chip and they started the activation process. It was going fine until the clerk ran into the issue with SEP (The clerk finally said the rep told him I can't use a CPF to activate the chip if I'm not Brazilian.

Next day I went to Rio Sul with my passport. Came to the Claro store, but there was a huge line. Went to the TIM store and they sent me to Lojas Americanas for the chip. I was able to finally activate the damn thing, but it took over 2 hours all in all. Didn't know I could do it all online.

[Vagabundo1]

The hottest girl I met at MAB's was in 2020, a gaucha (blonde from Southern Brazil) with her American cop boyfriend.

I got her number and I am recruiting her for the Swiss Navy Intelligence! Because her mouth knows its way around dick.

And her boyfriend has no powers of arrest in Brazil.

Haha.

That said, Mab's sucks, as does Copa generally, as I have said before.

Yeah, I checked out Mabs on a Friday night around midnight in October. I was not expecting much and that is exactly what I got, not much. The place was two thirds empty. There was one sexy girl in the whole place, but she was already with a local guy. It looked like they knew each other quite well. There were a handful of girls standing just outside the bar on the sidewalk and one or two occasionally walked inside the bar. To be kind they were "plain" at best.

I sat down at a table and hung around for about 20 minutes. Then I left. I did not even order a drink. I hung around outside for a little while longer thinking maybe the sexy girl would end her conversation with the guy or maybe some new talent would show up. But nothing changed. I had already been with one of my repeat girls earlier in the night and it was a great session, so I did not really care. I mean if there had been some sexy girls hanging around I probably would have done a 2 fer. But the plain truth was Mabs Had No Viable Girls! Nada. Which is very strange IMHO because the place looks good and has a great location. It should be a rockin' bar with plenty of sexy FL's. Something is amiss, but I don't know what it is. Who cares. It is only a little sad when I hear about how good the area was 10 years ago.