Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

When I said 5 $ I was talking about dollars so that's equivalent to 30 Reis. Obviously not 5 reis, and I hope you know you guys pay the gringo price so yeah there is girls you can find for even as low as 5 reis. Your just use to getting overcharged.

Since you have the inside track on cheap girls why you don't you post a trip report with pictures of all the hot girls you banged for 30 R! This is your opportunity to show these stupid gringos that they are paying way too much for brasilian pussy. This board needs guys like you to show us the way!!

[SavageGoat]

When I said 5 $ I was talking about dollars so that's equivalent to 30 Reis. Obviously not 5 reis, and I hope you know you guys pay the gringo price so yeah there is girls you can find for even as low as 5 reis. Your just use to getting overcharged.

[WyattEarp]

The good ones are always gone too soon. Patrice O'Neal talks about his times in Rio and makes a comparison to hookers back home.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-B0txFKQW-s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ODZY8Q2ec

Clips of Patrice O'Neal discussing his love for Brazilian hookers have been posted before, but they never get old. I think Brazil has gotten more transactional. A few members find some cool girls to hang with for a few days, but I think this was more common fifteen-twenty years ago. As Patrice says, $100 a day you could live like a king.

I remember one Brazilian hotty named Claudia (clou-jia) that I would hang with for three-four days. She looked like a curvier version of Phoebe Cates. Claudia's curvy nineteen year-old ass would not drop one centimeter when she took her jeans off. She was so cool I'd take her to Buzios to hang out. She would fuck me all day and night if I wanted. When Wyatt's pistol would tire, she would work so hard to get the last drop I could muster. Then we would start all over the next visit. Doll face gave me a Flamengo hat. She was very sweet.

I recall Wanda Sykes went to Brazil. She was on Leno bad-mouthing all the hookers she saw everywhere in Copacabana. I wish someone had that clip. It was funny that she was so bitchy about it. It's your own stupid fault for bringing your girlfriend to Rio. Amateur mistake! I'm sure if you went alone you could find some Brazilian hotty who would munch on your carpet.

I believe at about the 13:00 mark on the longer clip Patrice mentions bringing his GF and how she gets into the Brazilian hookers. Wanda, my funny, bitchy girl, you should have just told your GF that the two of you were going to add a third pussy to the mix and just go with the flow.

When in Rome, do as Caligula.

[Mr Enternational]

The good ones are always gone too soon. Patrice O'Neal talks about his times in Rio and makes a comparison to hookers back home.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-B0txFKQW-s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ODZY8Q2ec

[Jubby007]

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

5 rials for sex? When did sex became cheaper than a $ menu fries in Brazilian McDonald's. I was wondering When did sex in Rio became cheaper than agua de coco (coconut water) or a boiled corn COB. He must be talking if he living in 1920's in his mind before Great Depression era. Therefore I suggested him to secretly use his time machine in his basement to come back to 2020. If he pulls that stunt in Ukraine or part of Europe, the working girls might tip him 5 rials instead thinking he is a runway asylum patient.

[WyattEarp]

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

1945-46 Germany would be grim, but the frauleins would be greatly appreciative of male attention. Eastern bloc countries were a great time for male visitors in the early 90's after communism fell. It probably takes a lot less electricity for the time machine to go back to 1991 than 1921. Just sayin'.

[Turgid]

5 Rials for sex? You forgot we are not living in 1920's. Use the time machine that you have in your basement and press 2020.

I thought you were going to advise him to use the time machine in the basement and press 1920. When he returns I'd borrow it and go to 1920's Berlin.

[WyattEarp]

I did a pernoite in a favela in Zona Norte with a girl I knew from a prive. It was quite fun, I paid for churrasco for the group, 150 r.

What happened to "healthy lunch"? I like when you are having healthy lunch. .

[Jubby007]

Yeah yeah very funny, well excuse me for thinking out the box and trying something new or discovering something new. It was just a thought but whatever.

5 Rials for sex? You forgot we are not living in 1920's. Use the time machine that you have in your basement and press 2020.

[Vagabundo1]

I did a pernoite in a favela in Zona Norte with a girl I knew from a prive. It was quite fun, I paid for churrasco for the group, 150 r. I don't recommend this unless you really know the girl well, but I had a blast. I stayed overnight in the bedroom of the barzinho where she works now. We had sex twice, good Saturday night / Sunday morning.

[SteelFly]

All termas are closed. 4 x4 has not recovered from the fire.

Appreciated. Trying to go this Fall and hoping 4 x 4 returns by then.

[Vagabundo1]

I've been doing the apartment dates.

Today, we tried to do a dupla with a 18 yo gaucha. She was a real ***** on whatsapp, asking for 250 for an hour, and would only fuck me and not the other girl, who I presented as my girlfriend.

She showed late, so I blew off the loira. I did the normal second round of sex with my regular.

A recon of the sites shows a good new prive in my 'hood, which is posto 5, Copacabana. They are asking like 50 r quickies (no anal), and all the equipe is 18 year olds.

Life is good.

Monger on boys. Send lawyers guns and money. The shit has hit the fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA

I went home with a waitress the way I always do.

How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!

An innocent bystander.

Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place.

And I'm down on my luck.

Yes, I'm down on my luck.

Well, I'm down on my luck.

I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

The shit has hit the fan.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

Send lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!

Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!

[Rio Bob]

That Belmonte is one of the worst meals I have ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if that is what got you sick. I cannot believe that anyone who has eaten here before, eats here again. There used to be a Quadrifoglio Restaurant nearby, before they moved to a mall in Barra. That place was good. This Belmonte SUKS!!

You have good taste. I used to go to Quadrifoglio Restaurant all the time and was great location right down the block from Solarium Termas. I usually would go to Solarium and session then walk down the block to Quadrifoglio and have a great meal. Too bad they moved as I still would have been going to Solarium, I haven't been to Solarium in many years probably before Help closed and I doubt I would go all the way out to Barra for new location of Quadrifoglio when there are so many restaurants just as good in Copa/Ipanema area.

[Lover Boy #2]

Belmonte

Are. Jardim Botnico, 617 - Lagoa, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22470-050, Brazil.

Went here for food. I was ill later that evening. My friend who had the same food was fine so it might have been me but the Pizza was also horrible so I would stay clear.

That Belmonte is one of the worst meals I have ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if that is what got you sick. I cannot believe that anyone who has eaten here before, eats here again. There used to be a Quadrifoglio Restaurant nearby, before they moved to a mall in Barra. That place was good. This Belmonte SUKS!!

[Bravo]

Is 4 x 4 reopened after the fire last Fall? I understand that currently it may be closed due to pandemic issues but have they recovered from the fire and reopened?

All termas are closed. 4 x4 has not recovered from the fire.