Rio de Janeiro Reports

[TheWhoHa]

As an American living in Germany and traveling in Brazil, I enjoy these reports from both sides.

Thank you!

[Bizzie]

I've done the math, and Brazil is more expensive than Germany (at least the boites / Tier 1 termas vs the Frankfurt FKKs.) At a 2. 4:1 BRL:EUR exchange rate, for example:

1 hour at L'uomo + entry = R$320 + R$70 = R$390 = 162. 5 €

1 hour at FKK Oase / World + entry = 2 x 50 € + 65 € = 165 €

Drinks / appetizers at L'uomo will almost certainly push the total higher than 165 € though.

Of course, as Euro100 alludes to below there are other advantages to the termas.

If one's goal is just to drain the pipes, then your math is correct. But I don't need to got to FKK / Terma just to do that.

Its the 'extras' that matter the most.

Extras can be the party atsmosphere (better at Terma) or the service (CIM, anal).

The variety is better at FKKs with girls form various nationalities.

I have never paid extra for extra services at Termas (at FKK it's another $50-150).

So that makes the Termas better, in terms of pure mathematics. Both places can have mechanical service, so finding GFE depends on your skills and luck.

I recommend people to try both the FKKs and Termas because the experience is quite different.

But, what I like the best is the freelancer scene / clubs. My best times in Brasil, Montreal, Dubai, Thailand have been with freelancers.

Tragically, freelancer scene has pretty much disappeared from Rio.

[Sperto]

I think 400 BRL for TLN is not very expensive for a really beautiful girl, very GFE, very funny I think all of you paid about this amount in Termas like MC and more it is Centaurus just for about 40 minutes, and how much you pay for a super garota in Riosexsite ou Barravip website about 300 brl / hour + taxi, in Balcony very very few girls are beautitul but if you like to have a fuck with a big bunda girl with silicon tits I am sure you can do it for 150 max 200 brl and you have full of choice in Balcony, for me if prefer waiting for a nice girl even if it is more expensive. (I have spent Friday night a second night with the same girl and it was terrible!)

Go ahead and pay R$400 or the double if you want. It's not my money.

I just could imagine how lucky the Balcony girl must have felt when she got paid R$400. That's doesn't happen every day at Balcony.

[Jan 156]

I've done the math, and Brazil is more expensive than Germany (at least the boites / Tier 1 termas vs the Frankfurt FKKs.) At a 2. 4:1 BRL:EUR exchange rate.

Of course, as Euro100 alludes to below there are other advantages to the termas.

The maths aren't hard, but as several people have maybe pointed out, although there are similarities, it really is apples and oranges. For all the benefits of FKKs (if I may generalise) you are going to an industrial estate wasteland backwater miles from town in a cold wet country with no beach and where people hardly ever laugh or dance. I partake a number of boards and don't see why FKK enthusiasts feel a need to invade the boards of many other countries by telling us that they are better value than whatever other country. I like FKKs, but they are not Brasil. Germany is not a holiday destination, Brasil is!

[Frenchieboy]

Christmas comes early for the Balcony girls.

I think 400 BRL for TLN is not very expensive for a really beautiful girl, very GFE, very funny I think all of you paid about this amount in Termas like MC and more it is Centaurus just for about 40 minutes, and how much you pay for a super garota in Riosexsite ou Barravip website about 300 brl / hour + taxi, in Balcony very very few girls are beautitul but if you like to have a fuck with a big bunda girl with silicon tits I am sure you can do it for 150 max 200 brl and you have full of choice in Balcony, for me if prefer waiting for a nice girl even if it is more expensive. (I have spent Friday night a second night with the same girl and it was terrible!)

[Gfe Finder]

Good report.

Hotter chicks at FKK? Possibly. Better value? Not likely.

Converse for Thailand.

I've done the math, and Brazil is more expensive than Germany (at least the boites / Tier 1 termas vs the Frankfurt FKKs.) At a 2.4:1 BRL:EUR exchange rate, for example:

1 hour at L'uomo + entry = R$320 + R$70 = R$390 = 162.5 €

1 hour at FKK Oase / World + entry = 2 x 50 € + 65 € = 165 €

Drinks / appetizers at L'uomo will almost certainly push the total higher than 165 € though.

Of course, as Euro100 alludes to below there are other advantages to the termas.

[Euro100]

Could I have gotten equivalent service somewhere else for way cheaper? Probably.

Still, if I didn't live here, I'd bet better value and hotter chicks are to be found in FKKs these days (US 1. 3 per Euro?).

EC, define service! As we all know, you can get a lot more pussy in the casas in centro. But I am completely with you when it comes to visiting upscale termas. For me it's the best service. Service is not just the performance in the sack, but also what they do with you in the boite before and after the deed. I also like to drink with the girls and have a good party atmosphere. And that's where the terma experience has no equivalent. I also love the German FKKs, have just completed a run there. But for me the best Brazilian women are hotter than what I can find at any FKK. And yes, the FKK is cheaper at 50 euro per half hour suck and fuck. But for incredibly real simulated GFE there is no comparison to the Rio terma.

[Bizzie]

Still, if I didn't live here, I'd bet better value and hotter chicks are to be found in FKKs these days (US 1. 3 per Euro?) and Thailand (floods aside).

-Cartman

Good report.

Hotter chicks at FKK? Possibly. Better value? Not likely.

Converse for Thailand.

[Camelot13]

This has been going on as long as I remember. I became friends with the manager at Vanity and used to joke with him when he tried to slip an envelope surreptitiously to the GDP I had brought from Help. After we got to know each other he gave me a much lower price and the envelope never came out. The idea is that it compensates the GDP for bringing a client to a particular motel.

Yeah first time at that place. I knew when I saw the cute little bag with a bow what was up. It was nice that she didn't get all weird about it. I liked the pricing at Don juaN and quality but the place is a dump.

[HelpRules]

Kid Cisco,

I'm jealous. You have been going to Rio since the 70's? That must have been a hell of a time. How many gingos back then. Also, the good thing about the termas is that you can see the body and pick your fav. You can't do that at the regular clubs. You really can't tell if they look good until the clothes come off. Whats wrong with going to the termas and having some of them be your regular away from the club for free or a nominal fee. I imagine if you live there, you will have a better shot at being their boyfriend.

[Eric Cartman]

There was a great scene in Boardwalk Empire last week. HBO's show about Prohibition-era Atlantic City. The solider / hit-man Richard, who has a disfigured face post WWI, had gotten friendly/ intimate with a working girl at Al Capone's bordello in Chicago. Capone is visiting the boss in Atlantic City, and is left alone for a minute with Richard, who asks "How is Anette?" (or whatever the girl's name was). And Capone, with a look of amused disgust, snaps back."She's a wh0re. That's how she is."

[Ipanema Carioca]

The girls at the Balcony can pick and choose who they want or will be with so she will either tell you a normal avg. Price of 150-200 reals or she will tell you some price to either get you to run and walk away or say yes and she will make it worth her time so when you hear 400-500 reals she is saying I will charge you a lot because I don't like you. LOL

There are no absolutes. There are gdp in Balconi and Rio whose ego surpasses her business skills, like men whose bargaining and negotiating skills are weaker to 0.

In comparison to his laziness and / or stupidity. First, a man should not approach a girl in a working girl's environment if he wants to get laid, example, guys who walk into a terma and approach girls sitting down with there legs crossed and arms folded. I see dummies making the same mistake at Balconi and the hoes roll their eyes and look at them and say "$R400". Like TA and Help, you wait for the right moment when the girls need a place to sleep, they hate their crowded apartment or live too far, and you bargain orshe goes home broke to a crowded apartment or sleep on the beach for Nova Iguacu is too far. It has nothing to do with your looks in a #Road WORLS COUNTRY.

[Eric Cartman]

hit mc friday night. not nearly as crowded as last friday night (which was after payday). maybe 3-4 dudes in the whole place. i had a long week at work including 1 night til 3am. was ready to be taken care of. saw jasmine and honed in. i've written about her bbbj skills before and that was what i was looking for. she also asked me last time why i never was a trooper for her pooper, so we put that on the menu.

took an hour in the suite. raved her cuzinho in doggy. "com muito raiva" as she put it (angrily? hah). came twice in her mouth and both times she swallowed it all and kept on sucking like a good girl. fun times! her tits are a little saggy and she's a little older, but she's great in the room. really a pro and fun. spotlessly clean. she even gave me a little massage at the end. and we had a laugh as i tried to pronounce "almonds" in porto (amendoas?).

that plus a water ran me r$375. entrada is r$80 these days. i think it used to be r$70 but i'm too lazy to look up my old reports haha.

i had my free entrada this time.

sat in the sauna a bit (it's pretty good, i like 65's too) and then showered up and headed home. ate a dinner that explains why brazilians are getting fat (and cartman's getting larger) : kibe with molho de pimento, espetinha de frango, abacaxi com hortela, e acai com granola. good stuff. technically i think the kibe is just a delivery mechanism for the molho de pimenta haha.

could i have gotten equivalent service somewhere else for way cheaper? probably. but mc is convenient and i like the environment. so my r$375 isn't far from that other dude's r$400 and maybe his balcony girl was that crazy in the sack to make it all worthwhile. on the other hand, as bubba notes, there are plenty of girls here who, with time, will come over for between free and r$200 and rock your world. i've been nailing a lithe little porn-star type who hangs out a few hours, loves it in the cu, and generally is nasty and does things like standing doggie on my terrace. so it's a big mix of opportunities.

still, if i didn't live here, i'd bet better value and hotter chicks are to be found in fkks these days (us 1. 3 per euro?) and thailand (floods aside).

-cartman

[Exec Talent]

I picked up a GP in Don Juan's a few months ago for $R150. I am a little fuzzy on where it is. Rua Duvivvier (?) and down the ally half down the block of the beach. It is very rough inside but out of the few girls there, I would have done 2 or 3. Then add in that they are only $R150.

The downside was I took her to the Lido motel on Nossa Senhora. Got overcharged so they kicked her back some cash when we left. Nice for her but less good for me. She was nice enough to share the amount. They gave her $80 back so I was way overcharged.

I see tons of Brasileiros complaining about the price of GP's. I think the gringo tax has pretty much gone to everyone now.

This has been going on as long as I remember. I became friends with the manager at Vanity and used to joke with him when he tried to slip an envelope surreptitiously to the GDP I had brought from Help. After we got to know each other he gave me a much lower price and the envelope never came out. The idea is that it compensates the GDP for bringing a client to a particular motel.

[Camelot13]

Man you paid R$400 for a girl at Balconi. 10p-10a! Sad, Balconi gdp are not worth over R$150, and Brasileiros say that's too much.

I picked up a GP in Don Juan's a few months ago for $R150. I am a little fuzzy on where it is. Rua Duvivvier (?) and down the ally half down the block of the beach. It is very rough inside but out of the few girls there, I would have done 2 or 3. Then add in that they are only $R150.

The downside was I took her to the Lido motel on Nossa Senhora. Got overcharged so they kicked her back some cash when we left. Nice for her but less good for me. She was nice enough to share the amount. They gave her $80 back so I was way overcharged.

I see tons of Brasileiros complaining about the price of GP's. I think the gringo tax has pretty much gone to everyone now.