Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jazzy Daddy]

There's a lot of magic playing Bird, Miles and Monk to samba rhythms, especially if you are playing them in Rio. Great group of musicians, couldn't be better even if there was no audience. Tuesday set up a dupla in copa, arrived and the girls tells me that their dupla is first one girl and then the other. I say no that's not how it works, so they agree and then they ask me to pay in advance. I was out the door in ten seconds! So Wednesday I setup a real one with a couple of amazing twenty somethings. Starting off with one gata deep french kissing and getting deep-throated by other and having them swap places is a Dupla. Nothing else in the world, IMHO, than having a gatas tongue in your ass while the other gata is deep-throating you, both doing it as if they just learned the world was ending in five minutes.

[TiaVoyage25]

It's becoming a blur of sorts. Yea this was Day 4.

Will just start us off around dinner. Went to Carretao off of Rua Siqueria Campos and Atlantica in Copa. Can't believe how much food and drink I got for the equivalent of like $30. I recommend this place.

Went back to the hotel, texted MiamiBoy and decided to meet up at Termas 65.

Termas 65 - about 9 PM.

We walked in and immediately went to the top floor bar. It was packed. With dudes. There were maybe 1 or 2 attractive girls running around the place but I think some young Brazilian guys were having a party for one of their friends so they were preoccupied. We then we down to the lounge area where only a few girls were hanging out, but it was much quieter so we could relax and drink more. We spent most of our time on this level and saw a good amount of girls come in and out, but like I said before, only 1 or 2 were even in the 7 or so range. Probably 20-25 girls in the whole place between both areas / the rooms. We were here for about an hour and a half then went on over to 4 x4.

4 x4 - about 1030 PM.

We walked in and I immediately thought, damn not again. But I decided to exercise some patience and was not disappointed. By 11 several more attractive girls had walked in and all was right in the world. I made a good acquaintance with the lady who is the manager of the place and she asked me if one of my friends had left an ID at 4 x4 from the day or two previously. If you're from Texas and missing your driver's license, it's at 4 x4 LOL. Lots of English speakers in this place.

MiamiBoy and I get a few drinks and are just enjoying the atmosphere. He sessions with an attractive big booty branca but I'll let him share that. I wait a while, perhaps too long, and by the time the place was about to close I am left with limited options. Fortunately, the two options left were quite decent. Decided to go with two pretty morenas for a threesome. Between the entrance fee, several drinks I ordered, a tip for the bartender (willingly given, not asked for), a 30 min threesome with the two girls, and the room - 700 R. I was honestly shocked. Great value.

The session itself was great even though the girls didn't speak a word of English, nor did they understand Spanish. Enthusiastic and friendly, GFE even though I didn't ask for it. I blew my load about 20 minutes in and the girls immediately tried to get me going again. The girl took my phone and said, "why did you finish? Can you go again?" Unfortunately, my dear, the refractory period lasts more than the 10 seconds between me blowing my load and your mouth going back on my dick. Like I said, great session and great value.

So at this point I must readjust my rankings. 4 x4 has proven itself to be of great value and a great atmosphere. The manager said it will be busy later in the week as well since the bar downstairs will be open. I will visit Solarium again to see which place earns the top spot in my book. Maybe I'll give Termas 65 another whirl because MiamiBoy said it was better the previous day when he went. If your wallet allows, I'd still recommend newbies go to Monte Carlo and Centaurus just for the sake of experiencing all of the Tier 1 termas, but I am personally not a fan of them. Maybe I'm missing something, but is there a perfect time to show up to a specific termas?

One last point and I think it is definitely worth mentioning as a tribute to the 4 x4 staff. They have been the friendliest of the places I have been to so far, but on top of that, at the end of the night the manager made a point to emphasize to me to order an uber from inside and not to go outside until it arrives even though 4 x4 itself was closed. I must have waited 10 minutes for my uber (I always use UberVIP to ensure top drivers) so it took a while, but the doormen were still chillin and didn't mind.

[Nounce]

does anyone of a office or business center in Rio with fast internet, that I can rent for one week and work off my laptop?

Have you checked WeWork?

[Bravo]

I have a 4 week vacation planned next month and I was just notified that I might have to work remotely for one of those weeks. If my WIFI connection in the hotel or air bnb is slow, does anyone of a office or business center in Rio with fast internet, that I can rent for one week and work off my laptop?

[Vagabundo1]

Superb report.

When In Barra, also go to paris cafe.

Av. Das Américas, 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22640-100.

When in VM, also go to Mosaico, after midnight, and best after 2 AM.

I also strongly recommend a flat in Botafogo vice Copa to avoid the criminal threat, and pick one within walking distance of metro botafogo, and ideally bambina. The best hotel by far is panda.

Will try to meet the non Pro tomorrow and if that doesn't work out hit some more termas.

[Vagabundo1]

Barra. Go to Paris and Perola Negra, VM. Go to Mosaico.

If you are in Barra for Perola Negra, also go to Paris cafe. The uber loira / branca are to be found at Paris. The specific one I am thinking of is a blond, like an Amber Lynn blond, who was from Portugal. As Hemingway said, in Portugal, the wives are more beautiful than the mistresses.

If you are in VM, go to Mosaico. Best after 11 PM, and actually best after 2 AM. Generally the top girls from the zona sul termas, like 4 x 4, go to Mosaico to party with other cariocas. It is all clothed, it is wild, and fun, but not for the faint of heart. It is not quite a favela funk party (and I have never been, just thinking of the scenes from Tropa de elite, and Dom). The best girls over the years for mini relationships have come from Mosaico (and Club Red Light before it closed), and 502.

Yesterday, vagabundo went to TDM33/2106 after a recce of several of the prives, and sessioned with a 19 yo morena with huge natural tits, no kids, a very nice afternoon, after a non pro lunch date. 120 r for a hour, though it was posted 40 minutes.

economist.com has a comprehensive report on Brazil in last week's issue. Well worth reviewing.

[The Critic]

TiaVoyage25, Global00, and ZebraStripes81

Good format and nice reading. Good commentary.

[One Eyed Man]

Oops. My bad. I just did that before reading this advice. Noted!

When I was there, they wanted you to pay in advance for a session, but you could decline. If you decided to session, then you had to pay before. I don't want to patronize a business that doesn't trust the customers. That made the place feel very mercenary, and I haven't been back since.

[YaySteez]

Just returned from a 7 day trip my first time in Rio de Janeiro. Before I start I just want to thank the brothers who have me tips and advice before I went. You made my trip easier and I appreciate it. Brazil is my new favorite destination easily after this trip. I went with my 2 brothers and we did a combination of a lot of termas and freelance women. One of the major cons of Rio is that's not discussed enough is the pickpocketing. That shit is really bad and some tranny's got my brother for his phone on the walk. He told them to go away and they came up on him grabbing him and trying to rub him. In the mist of him trying to avoid them they got his phone and it felt like they vanished in thin air.

Also I highly recommend Ubers instead of cabs. They are a lot safer and a lot cheaper. I'm a fan of mucho bunda so I instantly fell in love with 4 x4. It sucks they closed on weekends which was weird to me but I went everyday except the days they were closed LOL. Monte Carlo was my second favorite. I don't get the hype for Centaurus. It was way overpriced and none of the women were beautiful in my opinion.

Mabs was a really good spot to but it's hit or miss on the women. Each day I was there I learned something new so my next trip will be even better. I won't do another hotel though cause they be tripping on guest and I don't have time for someone to tell me who can and can't come to my room.

All the fellow American brothers I met were cool especially a older guy who stayed in my room told me he was 63 yet rockstars wish they smashed like him LOL. Every time I seen him in the club he was with 2 or 3 women. Casablanca was my go to night spot for partying. American music and Brazil music mixed and some pretty decent looking chicas. All and all I had an amazing time and I have Brazil ranked over the Dominican and Tijuana despite the long flight.

Hey,

I met your brother in Monte Carlo. He told me the story about getting pick pocketed. The guy I came with didn't believe the story. Now I have proof.

He gave me you guys contact. I recommend for next time that you guys go to the mall out Barra and perla negra.

I'm a also check out some of those places you mentioned in your report. We did a lot of the tourist spots but next time we are going further with pursuing the women.

[Yossarian]

Some of the young guys might not understand the aversion to Centaurus that's developed over the years. Not too long it was a big deal. Centaurus seemed to employ many pretty, European type girls. This and it's convenient location for tourists seemed to allow it to charge a high price. They also put mongers through a lot of rigamarole. They would require payment for a session upfront when you entered at the reception. The club would also assign a girl to walk around with you. Some members would find it hard to easily shake the girl off. The atmosphere could also be described as lame.

As time went on, I seemed to find more and more attractive girls at 4 x4 and Solarium. For many of us, Centaurus lost whatever advantage it had. The mystique is gone.

Yeah, cerca 2017 I heard that place was a pain in the ass and not worth the $$$ or the hassles. It's not like there's not a lot of available pussy in Rio whether it be P4P or non-pro to deal with their BS.

[Yossarian]

Guys,

Please don't respond to a long report by re-posting the whole report just to leave some short response, like "great post" or something. It fills up the page with unnecessary repeat info, and requires too much scrolling to get to the new stuff. It's an etiquette thing. Cut down the quoted report to the parts of it you want to address. Or if it's just a general "kudos" you want to give, consider not quoting the report at all, and putting something in the title to help others know who or what you're writing about. Every now and then this comes up. Now that we're getting reports again, I thought I would bring it up.

Oops. My bad. I just did that before reading this advice. Noted!

[Yossarian]

Take a knee, drink water, change your socks.

I have decided that my reports will be tailored to inform newbies to Rio, like myself. While I truly believe that RTFF is an important part of due diligence, it is often hard to paint a picture of the reality on the ground amidst a series of reports from a variety of people.

Necessary disclaimers: As previously stated, I am a young and good looking guy (if I must say so myself) so while I do enjoy P4 P immensely, I also spend a lot of time in the non-P4 P realm. For the sake of delivering comprehensive reports, I will provide accounts of both endeavors. Without further delay, let us begin. Keep in mind, this is my first ever trip to Brazil so I'm still learning.

Logistical information relevant for all:.

Great post! Sounds like you're having a blast there.

[WyattEarp]

I think you've just answered your own question. Centaurus, according to latest reports including your own, has gone downhill and doesn't hold a monopoly on stunners to justify a higher price tag.

Some of the young guys might not understand the aversion to Centaurus that's developed over the years. Not too long it was a big deal. Centaurus seemed to employ many pretty, European type girls. This and it's convenient location for tourists seemed to allow it to charge a high price. They also put mongers through a lot of rigamarole. They would require payment for a session upfront when you entered at the reception. The club would also assign a girl to walk around with you. Some members would find it hard to easily shake the girl off. The atmosphere could also be described as lame.

As time went on, I seemed to find more and more attractive girls at 4 x4 and Solarium. For many of us, Centaurus lost whatever advantage it had. The mystique is gone.

[Mr Enternational]

Prior to exiting customs you can also exchange cash. I did this because it was 4.5 to 1 and I wasn't sure what the ATM situation would be. Sue me, 4.5 to 1 isn't 5 to 1 but I'm not here to pinch pennies I wanted Reals just in case the ATMs were down.

I am suing you. Just on the other side of that door you could have gotten a much better rate from the guys in the white uniforms. I would even suggest negotiating with them for an even better rate than what they tell you right off.

4 x4 It was strange that the front desk was located between the lockers and the bar area, so if you want to use the bathroom you have to walk back and forth. Funny.

Actually there is a toilet in the bar area. You could probably stand outside the door and pee into the toilet from there is how small it is.

[Member #4729]

Take a knee, drink water, change your socks.

This concludes Day 1 and Day 2. What's next? Touristy stuff, random dates with non-pros, Termas 65, Termas Monte Carlo, maybe a girl from BarrasVIP or Private55. I need more sleep, but more importantly, I need to find a top shelf big booty branca.

Great report, welcome to the Jungle!