Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Haitek]

Question for all you experienced mongering in Brazil. Let me give you a bit of my background. Germany is the only country I have experience mongering. So, German FKK clubs girls are the standard I'm comparing girls to. I am mainly interested in Caucasian (blond or brunet and blue or green eyes) girls. I think Scandinavian and dutch girls are the hottest.

So, I was wondering if I can find beautiful Caucasian girls in Brazil. For those that have experienced German FKK clubs, how are the quality of Caucasian girls compared to German FKK club girls? I've checked out the Brazilian escort sites and the girls on there gave me hard-ons. I have seen too man skinny girls at German FKK clubs, and I'm into girls with more figure (big ass and hips) , which from what I see from the pictures, Caucasian girls from Brazil have. Are there abundance of Caucasian girls there? Also, is there clubs like German FKK clubs there? If so, can I get a decent fuck sessions around E50 per half hour like in Germany?

Also, I am Asian-American, what are my chances of getting laid with non-pros? Do I need a lot of game like in the States, or is it easy to get numbers and fuck there?

Pussylickers, here in Rio you get Termae, it s very similar to German FKK, but price is higher (200 reals which is around 90 euros for 40 minutes in Termae versus 50 euros for 30 minutes in FKK). Check Bubba report for Termae address. There are many blond white girls in Termae but in general they are FAKE BLOND. But why come to Brazil to fuck blond white girls? Try a muleta or morena, nobody known to fuck like those Brazilian girls. And if you like anal sex, Rio is the right place.

You want blond white girls, better to go Porto Alegre in southern Brazil and to Argentina and Paraguay (Asuncion is my preferred place to date non-pros).

As you I'm East-Asian guy, I get one time a white non-pro in Fortaleza and many times muletas and black non-pros in norther city of Brazil. But you have to speak little Portuguese and time and money.

[Sperto]

I talked to Balcony management and found that there no truth to that. David is always looking for a buyer with the right price, which he hasn't found.
There is no plan to "close" Balcony, nor get rid of the hookers. There is always pressure from city hall and from the building management to "clean up" but David and the management are always pushing back and paying whatever bribes / fines necessary to maintain the status quo.

Thank you, TS. I wonder what will be the price for Balcony?
If the Prefeitura wants to clean up the city even more they could buy Balcony and open another museum (Museu Histórico de Putaria e Safadeza).

I heard that Balcony got to pay very large fines several times because of the loud volume of the music. Well, those beer prices should cover any fines.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Is it wrong or ok to post the memorial website, picture and name of the monger who died at Balcony?

[PussyLiccker]

Question for all you experienced mongering in Brazil. Let me give you a bit of my background. Germany is the only country I have experience mongering. So, German FKK clubs girls are the standard I'm comparing girls to. I am mainly interested in Caucasian (blond or brunet and blue or green eyes) girls. I think Scandinavian and dutch girls are the hottest.

So, I was wondering if I can find beautiful Caucasian girls in Brazil. For those that have experienced German FKK clubs, how are the quality of Caucasian girls compared to German FKK club girls? I've checked out the Brazilian escort sites and the girls on there gave me hard-ons. I have seen too man skinny girls at German FKK clubs, and I'm into girls with more figure (big ass and hips) , which from what I see from the pictures, Caucasian girls from Brazil have. Are there abundance of Caucasian girls there? Also, is there clubs like German FKK clubs there? If so, can I get a decent fuck sessions around E50 per half hour like in Germany?

Also, I am Asian-American, what are my chances of getting laid with non-pros? Do I need a lot of game like in the States, or is it easy to get numbers and fuck there?

[Team Stream]

Sorry for interrupting the dating-lessons.

I heard a rumour that David is planning to close Balcony. Anybody can confirm that?

I talked to Balcony management and found that there no truth to that. David is always looking for a buyer with the right price, which he hasn't found.

There is no plan to "close" Balcony, nor get rid of the hookers. There is always pressure from city hall and from the building management to "clean up" but David and the management are always pushing back and paying whatever bribes / fines necessary to maintain the status quo.

[Poucolouco]

I second that, he is a complete pest.

Looks to me like Maylay Sparks has returned.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Jackson, please put this guy in quarantine.

Originally Posted by ChrisDrug [View Original Post]

Mr. Kid cisco. This site is for fellas who are tryin to getting to get laid. Why don't you take your tall 6 and half tall feet personality your your ass and disappear. After all if your so freken handsome why can't you get a gif and leave us alone. I', m makin tremendous amount of money. If your 6 5' why the heck you dyin to hook up with the hoe. Unless you look mad ugly. If your 6 5' you suppose to charge chick to fuk you man. Xcuse me because I gota catch a flight to London in the next 3 hrs. See I Aint dumbo like you kid cinco. Because I'm a self made 3 million dolla man unlike you plus I gota plane to catch in the next 2 hrs. Believe me even thought I'm a multi millionaire I still consider you little smart. You can goto hell since you have zero knowledge about finance or economic pt 2. Go to hell kid cisko. No1 luv you and you can goto hell my friend. Because I got plans to do sumthin Big.

Ditto! This guy ChrisDrug is trying to instigate!

[Kcrl01]

Weird that an ambulance didn't show up. Copa D'or isn't far away.

Poor guy, ending his life in a shithole like Balcony.

Thought it was kinda' odd too, when I got there there was a van from a funeral home and two guys had loaded the corpse in a coffin and were carrying him out. That was at about 12:50AM Sunday nite / Monday morning. Like I said, I actually thought it was some sick promo from Dolce Vita. The rumour going around was that the gentleman OD'ed on Viagra. Other accounts are disclaiming this.

Also wondered about the possibility of an attempted drugging go bad. Was having a conversation with a girl I met a few years back, ordered a choppe, touched the glass with my bottom lip, my lip went numb. Thought that was weird, figured it was from what they were washing the glasses with in back. The chick complained to the garconete, the short dark one with the phat ass, cute face, and little titties. She brought me another choppe.

I don't know if it was the beer, but some of garconetes At Balcony look more fuckable than the GDP's!

[Bubba Boy]

Jackson, please put this guy in quarantine.

I second that, he is a complete pest.

[Sperto]

Mr. Kid cisco. This site is for fellas who are tryin to getting to get laid. Why don't you take your tall 6 and half tall feet personality your your ass and disappear. After all if your so freken handsome why can't you get a gif and leave us alone. I', m makin tremendous amount of money. If your 6 5' why the heck you dyin to hook up with the hoe. Unless you look mad ugly. If your 6 5' you suppose to charge chick to fuk you man. Xcuse me because I gota catch a flight to London in the next 3 hrs. See I Aint dumbo like you kid cinco. Because I'm a self made 3 million dolla man unlike you plus I gota plane to catch in the next 2 hrs. Believe me even thought I'm a multi millionaire I still consider you little smart. You can goto hell since you have zero knowledge about finance or economic pt 2. Go to hell kid cisko. No1 luv you and you can goto hell my friend. Because I got plans to do sumthin Big.

Jackson, please put this guy in quarantine.

[Riofan6]

I do believe Mr. Drug has been doing' A BUNCH of his name sake. I hope he caught his plane.

[Sperto]

He loved Balcony (and Terraco Atlantico and Help before)

And was in a place he enjoyed when he passed away.

Poor guy, even though he loved Balcony.

(On your description it almost sound like the Professor.)

[Skisandy]

The guy who passed away at Balcony last night was one of the nicest persons I know.

He did not drink. Always was hanging with an agua com gas (so no chance at all.

Of any foul play) and watching the bundas walk by. He was with some of his best friends.

When he passed away.

He was diagnosed with a heart problem about half a year ago and was on a waiting.

List to get a heart operation. Unfortunately it looks like his heart suddenly gave out

Before that planned event.

He loved to find that cute and pretty spinner, among the many average garotas at.

Balcony. He knew what he was doing. He loved Balcony (and Terraco Atlantico and Help before)

And was in a place he enjoyed when he passed away.

I and my / his friends will miss this kind and gentle guy tremendously.

[Sperto]

in brazil i don't worry about getting killed by robbery, i worry about dying from just a normal accident.

i agree. the traffic is my only real fear in brazil. i've seen so many accidents.

if you feel suicidal you should cross the avenida at praça das bandeiras. lots of lanes and the car goes at top speed.

there is a place where i wish i saw more accidents. at central, on the other side of av presidente vargas. there are always a bunch of scumbags who rob people getting of the buses. they snatch a bag, neckless or mobile phone and then they cross the avenida running quickly. it's a a miracle that they don't get hit by a bus. 15 minutes later they are back waiting for a new victim.

regarding medical care. what impressed me are the small free public clinics that they have in botafogo and some other places in rio. i think they are run by the bombeiros in some way. i followed friends there a couple of times. well-organized, clean, attend quickly and very professional doctors.

[Bubba Boy]

Weird that an ambulance didn't show up. Copa D'or isn't far away.

Poor guy, ending his life in a shithole like Balcony.

This is why you need to be extra careful in Brazil, there are plenty of ways to have an accident or cause a medical emergency and if you do get into trouble the chances of medical care getting to you quickly, is significantly lower than that of the west. For example:.

The number 1 way of dying in Brazil is by car accident. The roads are terrible, the cars have no airbags, side impact bars or even ABS and they drive to a very poor standard. Then if you do survive a crash in these crappy little cars the chance of an ambulance getting to you quickly is low and then if they do get to you when you are still alive the standard of medical care is also lower. Net result, you are 5 times more likely to die on a road in Brazil per Km traveled compared to the US or 10 times more likely to die per KM traveled than in Germany or most Euro countries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

In Brazil I don't worry about getting killed by robbery, I worry about dying from just a normal accident.