Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Dobandun22]

I'd also note I love the club style that's why I think I'll like Termas. I used to hit these places in Gangnam where non-Koreans were usually never ever allowed but my K buddy vouched for me, it was like a club style but you could fuck several girls on the open floor before sessioning with the girl you picked! Got me hooked. But the price was pretty steep LOL, like $200-300 USD depending on the place.

Is this about accurate? I got questions for someone of my particular age and tastes.

1- Further to Point 7 what are places like Perola and Paris like? What are the ideal times to go to them / bang girls / pull numbers? I like the idea of re-enacting my college days and picking up cuties but fucking somewhere cleaner than the alley! Let me know I'm curious.

2- With Tues-Thurs being busiest, where does one go the other days of the week or are termas / boates still worth it on such days? I plan on also setting up pernoites for the going rate of 300-700 reals, I don't mind some white guy taxes if the girl is cool. Convenience is fine other people have their opinions but that's how I've always rolled in SK / Japan (though in those countries there's much more negative racial beliefs, they really don't like foreigners).

3- Looks like guys are getting BBFS. In East Asia this was sometimes standard for guys of a certain category but almost never for gaijin, sometimes I got it and it blew my mind. Have usually been clean myself but looks like in Brazil it can be done if you click with the girl / see her a few times and are clean and polite but of course YMMV and also make sure to be careful. Would love to find a cute Jessie Rogers clone and dump inside her a lot though!! That kind of Loira is def my type.

Thanks gents in advance. I hope I'm not too much of an asshole noob / gringo.

[Dobandun22]

Gentlemen,

Let me thank you for your incredible reports. I've been RTFFing a lot and brushing up on my Porto, haven't spoken any since Junior High (all the way before the millennium! Anyone else remember Girls Gone Wild? HA! But better late than never, right? It seems pretty clear that all Brazilians and not just hookers appreciate it when you give a shit about their culture / treat them with some respect and that's not a problem in my books, but I'll def be making an idiot of myself! LOL! Who said pussy is easy?? Depending on how work pans out I might be in Rio as early as next week or sadly have to wait until Thanksgiving. Then again it's hot in November so nothing wrong churrasco instead of Turkey!

Anyways, the reports of Bubbles Boy, TIA Voyage, Executive Talent, Anaggie, Bearsi and ofc Vagabundo have been 100% helpful. Based on my readings I have found the following, and it's up to your own style of mongering:

1-You can stay at Copa for the convenience / tourist stuff. I'm a tourist and want to do all that boring old man stuff / have room service etc. So cool by me. But if you're really trying to "ace in the hole" (pun intended! Then you want Transamerica to meet the ladies or at least Barra / Ipanema lodgings. I might book a few nights at Transamerica, I saw a website posted back but it seems a bit sketchy, is it OK to just show up and book cash / card onsite? And also it seems to have gone through a lot of name changes, but seems like it's at Av Gastao Senges 395.

2-The Termas seem like the "A game" if you like branca women, not that there aren't plenty available elsewhere. I always like the club / FKK experience so will probably hit these a lot. But to summarize, you pay to get in, robe and wash up, then into the floor to invite girls / makeout / fuck whoever you want. Settle up at end of night. Stay safe if you hit a Centro terma after dark As always getting phone numbers are key! Then there's Prives / Massagems, I've read GPArena and sorta what's the difference between the two? These seem to be a day thing, too.

3-It looks like ideal times for Termas are 530-9 PM. Brazilians get off at 6 so it looks like that's when it really heats up but it dies before night time. Vagabundo says this is because it's for people who want to snuggle before going home. Maybe the robe is needed so the wife doesn't smell anything suspicious LOL! It also looks like Tuesday-Thursday are your "popping" days.

4-For those who want other options there's also BarraVIPS (love the girls on here!) and photoaccompanhentes, that latter one looks like I don't want to roll the dice. But the BarraVIPS girls are hot and I really want to do some! Vagabundo says there's ways to get it for lower, perhaps, and that's why I want to try Transamerica myself. However based on GPArena it looks like yeah the locals will pay the premium for premium pussy. I'm on vacation. I'll find out.

5-You can pernoite a girl including Termas ones. Lots of guys suggested that Termas girls are late / tired after shifts so better to see them on their days off. Means get LOTS of phone numbers!

6-Uber is recommended but lots of guys do metro / public transport. I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea but there's a first time for everything. Taxis are seen as a bad idea for obvious gringos aka me.

7-there's club styles called Boates like Paris or Perola Negra. I don't know much about these but it's like they're clubs it's just instead of buying some entitled girl drinks and then getting ghosted, you can fuck her instead. Sounds like a deal to me!

8-there's darkside termas and VM. Based on the reports they're kinda dirty and sketchy, definitely not my scene so will probably take a pass. But for those into that sorta thing, diamonds in the rough are available and prices nice and low, Vagabundo mentioned Gina Valentina clones for 200 real so might sample at least once LOL.

9- it looks like the busiest days are weekdays, Tues-Thurs. Sundays look dead, Monday is slow, Fri / Sat can be 50/50.

[Vagabundo1]

Paris Cafe. Melania - WOOHOO Vagabundo's first Terma girl in 2+ years.

So, today, well yesterday too, were great days.

I already posted about some of the prive girls I did.

I then went with stargazer to Paris Cafe in Barra, at 10 pm on a Tuesday.

Place was rocking! Lots of 8's or better.

Stargazer did an absolute 10, a blond. He did a dupla spent 900 on the sex and 260 on the drinks.

Vagabundo is a conservative cheap Charlie munger, but even Vagabundo snagged a morena clara with a Bunda boa, bundinha to die for, falsa magra (lean). He did her for a half hour (250), and bought her a drink or two (93 reais, plus the 30 entrada) so total damage was 343 for a half hour. Now, the sex was not great which again goes to why Vagabundo just gets numbers and gets them back, but the girl OMFG, like Melania Trump when she was 21, complete with no fucking brain because she was drunk. Drunk women, have an appeal all their own. Never gets old. We danced that carioca funk dance. I put my specially made Vagabundo hat on her and she loved it. We did get up to the room and she sat that nice ass on my face, she got nice and wet. I had fucked for 3 orgasms earlier today, so I was a little drained, and I forget my ED meds, so it took a minute to get it up, but I did, and I fucked her in missionary. I got nice and hard in missionary. I was saying romantic things like,"vc quer suruba'? " The sluts eyes lit up, and yes, she wants to have a dick in every hole. So, I took her third hole, slid it into her super appealing little asshole, and she kind of screamed and protested, took about an inch. I am not huge, but I am thick enough, and I do like my anal sex, and she didn't let in more than that, which was fine. I bent her over and finished in doggy style. She immediately said she had to go to the bathroom because clearly she was drunk. It was only a half hour and we were easily over 20 minutes. Mission accomplished. Cost per fuck calculation blown.

I will be swooping in on the hot little blond that stargazer nailed in a dupla. I am so evil. I respect no boundaries. Oh, wait, they are hookers. There are no boundaries. I mean, you can't commit crimes against them, but I mean, it's not like they are married women.

SUmmary: Paris Cafe is awesome. There was a real Venezuelan girl there, who I will be banging.

We went to Perola Negra after. The super tall blonde from minas who everyone has fucked is now a black haired 6.0 chica, I need to start defiling her. She was with some guy from Porto Allegre. It is Brasil. Everyone fucks everyone else.

Thank god. Fuck the puritans. Suck my libertine cock. But let me rest a little because that is three women in one day.

[Rodeo9112]

Is VM "open" during the daytime? Meaning, is there a selection of garotas to be had? Is the selection better, worse or equal to the night crowd? I've only ever been at night, so I really don't know. Thanks in advance.

[Vagabundo1]

Monday I did one of the usual suspect prives.

The girl I did is attached. It was great. But, as you blokes are visual learners, feast your eyes from the rich world pussy prisons on that bundinha.

Tuesday, I did two other prive girls.

For less than 40 American dollars a day. Holy shit, batman, this is Valhalla.

[Vagabundo1]

I went to VM and had a session in a casa where in all the time wasters were employed to rob me of my time and money, though I did get BBFSCIP, which is still a good deal with a 20 year old.

The lesson is simply to take Sperto's excellent advice, which Mr. E took when he sessioned at VM a few months back, and which I did take last weekend: go to the nearby Hotel Canario. The address is Rua ceara 221.

The link is here.

https://goo.gl/maps/ztcbdQZmYNtMAY2Z9

I don't go to VM much anymore, but I did a few weeks ago when Stargazer first arrived maybe because it was a Sunday and nothing else is open. When I did, I found one of the "usual suspects" and we did go to Hotel Canario, which was 60 or 70 reais for a 3 hour period. I paid the girl 100 for 1+ solid hours of BBFSCIP twice.

It kind of all depends on the casa, and the girl. The problem with all the casas is the tia, the manager, the gerentao, who is the jabba the hut which all the young princess leia working girls become, who have to get their % too.

And I hate smoking. The girls love to smoke because they would rather commit suicide because they have nothing really going. Give me a few of those Brazilian volleyball players from the Olympic games any day. I need to figure out how to source some of those athletes who have good health habits. But, of course, hookers are hookers because they have bad health habits, bad choices int life, criminal records, bad educations, shitty families, and all the rest. Which means that one would have to prospect at places like conventions, like sperto says, for non pros, or other good non pro venues.

I took the metro back after a cab ride to metro uruguiana. I will say that the non pros who are at Metro Jardim Oceanico are very appealing. This is basically the barra crowd of Olegario Maciel, the 72% white part of Rio.

Looking back on Tiavoyage's reports, those venues he noted as good non pro dance places in Barra and in Leblon are the prime places to be. But then, there is all that work to get into bed with the chick.

[Exec Talent]

To be clear, which type of Covid test did you get? I am assuming it was PCR since it was so expensive and you had to wait. A PCR in the airport at Sao Paulo Guarulhos is no more than 250 and you do not have to wait 1 day. Actually, Americans do not need a PCR test. An antigen test is sufficient. You could have gotten that at Pacheco drug store for 118 I think and you only have to wait 10 minutes. I have posted this info on the forum before.

Posts like this one that reduce the hassle of getting something done are invaluable. You guys who take the time to make these kind of posts help newbies and veterans alike. Much appreciated.

[Smokers Rule]

To be clear, which type of Covid test did you get? I am assuming it was PCR since it was so expensive and you had to wait.

Thanks! Yes, it was PCR.

[Mr Enternational]

One thing I forgot. Might help Americans traveling to Brazil.

I got a covid test at Labs a+ in Copa near Arpoador. We went to one other location near Posto 5 but they didn't do testing there. The center near Arpoador does not do it on Tuesday but they do on Wednesday. (Not sure about other days.). Cost is 340 R and you get results the next day if you do the test by 11 am.

To be clear, which type of Covid test did you get? I am assuming it was PCR since it was so expensive and you had to wait. A PCR in the airport at Sao Paulo Guarulhos is no more than 250 and you do not have to wait 1 day. Actually, Americans do not need a PCR test. An antigen test is sufficient. You could have gotten that at Pacheco drug store for 118 I think and you only have to wait 10 minutes. I have posted this info on the forum before.

[Spidy]

... My GF couldn't wear a robe, but she could go in. They sent over a bi girl and they hit it off and went for a session (without me). Not sure how true this is but she said that she was told that they had been equipping certain rooms for women and everyone clapped when she went to the room because she was the first to do so. (Take this with a grain of salt because she knows no porto.) ...

Ahhh! What a pity you didn't join them. But good to know they allow GFs, if prior arrangements are made.

[Smokers Rule]

One thing I forgot. Might help Americans traveling to Brazil.

I got a covid test at Labs a+ in Copa near Arpoador. We went to one other location near Posto 5 but they didn't do testing there. The center near Arpoador does not do it on Tuesday but they do on Wednesday. (Not sure about other days.). Cost is 340 R and you get results the next day if you do the test by 11 am. There was one English speaking guy there. Ask for his help.

They never emailed me my results. Rather, you go into a patient portal on their website where you use the username and PW they give you on a sheet when you pay.

[WyattEarp]

I took my male buddy to 4 x4 one night and it was his first time in a place like this. We got there after 11 on a Tuesday and I thought the pickings were slim, but he thought it was the greatest thing ever. Bought him a session, he is now a friend for life.

Thanks for the great report! Good details and color on the scene. It's always good when a member is willing to share contact info. As I have said before, these girls aren't waiting for us to come back and they likely need the business.

You seem like you already know this, but I will mention the best time to go to 4 x4 is between 5 pm and 7 pm. Termas 4 x 4 is a weekday, after work downtown scene. Many girls have already went home by 11 pm.

The downside of going is more dicks, but definitely more chicks. It's also more festive.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo's Gear List.

Further to the sandals, which are winners, I would say this about gear:

1. Shop at decathlon.

Freeway Center, Av. Das Americas, 2000 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22640-101.

https://www.decathlon.com.br/

It is a global brand, with stores in rich world locations like San Francisco. The French are culturally neutral. Even Brazilians who hate gringos like the French, because the French are libertines, the monger of mongers. The gear thus does not scream out " I am a gringo, rob me". It could have been gear you bought in Brazil, and you could be Brazilian, if of course, you don't open your mouth and talk.

2. Do wear a vasco covid mask, and or vasco shirt. Pick one up at metro uruguiana.

3. Do wear bombeiro gear, like the lifeguard cap that a new ISG walkon friend bought the other day (I guess we met at 4 x 4, and I added him to our local whatsapp group). I am not talking about wearing " full bombeiro" from head to toe. I am saying wear a piece of bombeiro local gear, like the pants, and the lifeguard (guardia do piscina) cap AND a vasco mask. That says, " I am a off guard civil bombeiro or at least a lifeguard therefore do not fuck with me because the people who legally carry guns are licensed by the same regulator as me" (the pool lifeguard at your pool, has to do 50 meters in 50 seconds and pass a test after a 2 month course on lifesaving techniques).

4. Buy grey preferably, or black, molle / velcro packs for your travel gear, from either decathlon or from 5. 11 tactical. Khaki packs will get inspected on bus trips because they scream out military. Have a Texas velcro patch because god bless fucking Texas (and Switzerland). We need need need a good honky tonk night at some of the better clubs to attract more cowboys, gauchos. Call it a lifetime aspiration.

https://www.511tactical.com/rush-moab-10.html

In double tap (any monger who brings me one of these, vagabundo will gladly pay in local dinheiro and give you a few days of guided tour of the best of Rio's sex venues). The Moab10 sling bag is by far the single best bag for Rio mongering in my experience, limited though it is. I guess I could get amazon to deliver it. I just need to get off my ass and do it.

https://www.511tactical.com/rush-moab-6.html

The Moab10 is a close second. OK, practical tip. Both of those bags have a CC pocket. That pocket works great for your cell phone, and may even save it from theft. In fact, there are TWO CC pockets -- the CC pocket which is designed for a pistol, but would work for a cell, weed, a knife, or any other item; and a water reservoir pocket, which actually works great for a small 11 inch laptop like the old Macbook Air 11 (which memo to apple, apple should make again, but I digress).

https://www.511tactical.com/rush24-2-0-backpack.html

In the double tap, dark navy color. Not khaki. (vagabundo has been inspected on a bus trip to buzios because he had a khaki bag).

https://www.511tactical.com/apex-pant.html

The apex pant is the alpha uniform pant. However, it is not local manufactured so locals will know you are wearing a gringo made pant. You can with any work find the locally made police pant. You don't want to wear police gear as 50% of the population will want to cut your nuts off. You do want to wear bombeiro civil (civil fireman) pants, because it says: 1) you are official, and the official police will protect you 2) the criminals respect you too because you are just maintenance when you walk around the buildings. All this gear is grey. In SP the cops wear grey, and the recognition rules are different. But the 5. 11 gear is top shelf.

The apex pant also has: a CC pocket for flex cuffs, just in case. Zip ties are endlessly useful. A CC pocket for a handcuff key. Ditto.

5. cloths.

ABC pant. Anti Ball Crushing. 'nuff said. Dressy, designed for yoga. If you only pack one pant, this is the best one.

https://shop.lululemon.com/c/men-pan...atedexperience

All your cloths could and probably should be lulu gear -- metal vent polo shirts, the girls like to sleep in this, if its good enough for their tits pernoite, it's good enough for me; the pacebreaker shorts with the CC pocket.

You can find dress shirts, which are made in such a way as you could wear them as rashguard swim shirts. They are so nice that criminals back in the rich world stole them from Vagabundo.

Stuff it all in a 5. 11 tactical (use the tier system to stack packs together) ,or even better decathlon pack.

6. Extra credit. Home Depot.

Everywhere you go, you see gringo brands like Stanley. Nothing says don't fuck like me like a man who has a drill and other powertools with rechargeable batteries, except maybe a Swiss Naval Infantry corporal with a 7. 5 mm x 55 assault rifle, and it would be hard to get the SIG rifle into Brazil, unless you swam in after taking a little rubber boat to the 12 mile limit. A man who carries a street legal spear gun also says, "don't fuck with me" and you can find dive shops on rua alfandega (where 502 is). Go up and get your James bond on. In those shops you will find people who will carry and maybe sell you firearms, which are pretty much the same as spear guns. You can also find hatchets, and if you are so inclined to be ready to defend yourself, you could practice throwing those. You can find taser / flashlights on a tactico shop on rua gomes freire -- 367 to be exact.

But to my point, Home Depot gear is recommended for extended stay mongers, and in these endemic times, any trip could turn into an extended say. I recommend Ryobi rechargeable power tools, first and foremost the mini speaker. But, that said, all the Home Depot gear is top shelf. From the cloths to the knives (the Milwaukee duct knife is the best combat dagger you ever need, and at $20 is very affordable; the SOG SEAL Strike is a top shelf folding knife, and any monger who brings Vagabundo one again, will be rewarded with several days of combat sex patrolling).

I would even recommend the Home Depot sold packs for the career maintenance guy. Gringo brands are all over Rio, so you could still be a local even if you carry Stanly packs. Carhart jeans, pants, shirts, are so universal that French porn stars wear them. And the great majority of poor cariocas are in fact honest, working people who are somehow employed in the status of Rio de Janeiro as a working port -- huge containers ship dot the horizon off the beaches from copa to barra, every few kilometers, all day, every day. The Brazilian military academies of at least 2 services are all along the harbor from 1 distrito naval to urca (the military academy).

7. Patagonia.

The capilene line of mid weight kayaking shirts is solid. Vagabundo wears one bought almost 30 years ago for kayaking on lake lugano enroute to battle with the evil Italians who run brothels in their decrepit, corrupt country, the bastards!

Ideally, your gear should be 40 pound pack, 10 pound carry on. Over 18 months vagabundo's stuff has grown to higher amounts of weight. That said, walking with a pack is both a cardio and a weight work out.

I did think about buying a shorty websuit shirt at decathlon when I went there with stargazer the other day. The water temperatures are such that it would make it more comfortable. I will probably try double rash guards for a next step though. I try to keep my cloths to a minimum so, theoretically, I could take off on an hours notice.

[Vagabundo1]

Great report, sorry I missed you. I was waiting for a pernoite from Ana Foxxx which unsurprisingly, she flaked on (50% flake rate for dates should be expected). I would be interested to know where you contracted for the sunset sail?

As I have said here and elsewhere on ISG, blackfemdom and femdom are winning themes in the global sex / porn market. Let's designate your female friend either callsign Kamala, Ivanka, or Melania, according to preference. And a report from HER on her session at 4 x 4 would be priceless!

Best.

I won't bore you with that, except to say that the Museu de Amanha is just okay and that a sunset sail in Guanabara Bay is totally worth it.

[Vagabundo1]

Must Read on Rio / Brazil colorism / security. AAR on raid that killed 27.

https://www.economist.com/the-americ...y-black-people

The image is very good. It should be used as an "overlay" on your map of Rio, especially the rio metro map.

The reason that JimmyBoy is such a good monger, and a good wingman if you can get him, is that he is brilliant in the basics. He chooses to live at Hotel Atlantico Tower, which is dead center of the metro map. He uses the metro, and the city buses. From there, he can: 1) walk to all the centro prives, which is the dividing line of north and south (though not technically, as the economist map divides zona norte differently, including centro in zona norte; I always use North of Av Vargas as Zona Norte); 2) take the metro to zona sul beaches; 3) take the metro to tijuca prives, ie massagemtijuca, annesmassagem.

The map and the story from economist.com rehashes what we discussed a few months back, ie, the jacarazinho (sp) police raid.

At dawn on May 6th residents of Jacarezinho, a favela in Rio de Janeiro, woke to the sound of police helicopters and gunfire. Ten hours later, 28 people were dead, nearly all of them black men. Mariana de Paula, a 27-year-old accountant and activist who lives on the morro ("hill", as steep favelas like Jacarezinho are called), told her boss that it was too dangerous to travel to the office. Her boss, who is white, suggested she use a ride-hailing app. "She didn't get it," says Ms de Paula, who is black. The shooting sounded like popcorn. The victims included one police officer, shot by drug traffickers, and 27 residents killed by the police. Some were unarmed. It was the deadliest police raid in the state's history.

When the shooting stopped, Ms de Paula began her commute down alleyways that zigzag to the bottom of the morro, through a tunnel from Rio's poor Zona Norte to the rich Zona Sul, and finally to Barra the Tijuca, a beachside strip that is 72% white. In mostly white neighbourhoods in Rio flats can cost 2,000 reais ($400) per square foot. Their inhabitants blame poverty and corruption for the violence that plagues the city. But a growing chorus from Ms de Paula's Rio, the mostly black peripheries and favelas, suggests there is more to it than that.

Black Brazilians are increasingly arguing not only that the police are too trigger-happy but also that their violence is sometimes racially motivated. In 2019 Brazilian cops killed 6,357 people. In the state of Rio they killed 1,814: nearly twice as many people as cops killed in the United States, which has a population 19 times as large. Eight out of ten Brazilians killed by police are negros, a grouping that combines the official racial categories of preto, "black", and pardo, "brown" or "mixed". (Throughout this article, "black" refers to the unofficial category of negros.) Police killings tripled between 2013 and 2020 and now represent around a third of all homicides in some states.

Part of the explanation lies in history. Brazil was the last country in the Americas to outlaw slavery. Though former slaves did not suffer formal segregation of the kind imposed by South Africa or the American South, poverty and laws criminalising vagrancy and African religions had a similar effect. Rio "civilised and modernised itself by expelling second-class citizens to the morros", writes Zuenir Ventura in "Cidade Partida" (Divided City, 1994).

Black people too poor to live elsewhere built shantytowns (see map). Their residents became cheap labour for factories in Zona Norte and white families in Zona Sul. Today black Brazilians are 56% of Brazil's population but 70% of the poor. Unemployment is 17% for blacks versus 12% for whites. White Brazilians earn almost twice as much as black ones do.