Rio de Janeiro Reports

[SammyJ2112]

well, first of all, let me just say that the one thing i took away from two pages below of e-peen stroking was: there's a burger king opening in copa? do tell!

anyway, went to mc last night around 9pm right after leaving work. free entrada. yay me for racking up $$$ during churroman's visit. one night we spent about r$1200 there and on the way out, the manager chased us down with free monte carlo t-shirts. i've debated giving them to working girls who sleep over and ask me for a camisa lol. too close to home i think.

so i rock up in to the boate and. wham. there is a gal-pal of mine who used to work at t65 until about 3-4 weeks ago and made a lot of noise about leaving and going to sao paolo. but now she is there. looking good too. but when she comes over for r$200 for a few hours, hard to pay to do her at mc prices. i try to hang out at the bar and relax a bit. some ugly new chick sort of harasses me for not wanting to sit down. i try to explain i've been sitting all day at work but she just gets pissy. why is it always the fugly ones?

mix was pretty good at mc still. again, more new faces in past 2 weeks. good vibe. maybe 30+ girls? 10 guys? there was one thin, tall black girl with afro-hair who i nearly pulled. but then i was approached by a tall think morena with fake boobies who i hadn't seen before. she started there 2 weeks ago. brenda. apparently worked at centaurus a year ago, then had some fling with a swiss guy that almost ended in marriage but instead broke apart (shocker!) , and now she's at mc. we chatted for a bit and she seemed nice. so i moved in with my usual questions about what she likes in the room. can i come in your mouth?"no" (phrased as "i don't really like it. do you have any health problems?"). can i fuck your bunda?"no i don't like it" (arg!) do you suck deep?"yes". at this point, the clock is ticking (because my gal-pal above wants to come stay with me after her shift) , so i'm like, ok let's go. ignoring all the warning signs. i really only have myself to blame.

40 min session. lame kissing, no passion. nice body except i can see the scars under her fake boobies. i hate that. decent bj but not slobberingly deep. she has a nice trimmed coochie so i want to have a closer look. and then the smell hits me. hm, someone didn't douche before our session. dang. nasty. very tight fuck but no passion at all, mechanical. she won't look at me at all. keeps watching herself in the mirror or looking away. total turn off. i sort of soften up and she wants to blow me again. doing so, she bites my left nut. it feels like being punched in the balls and i hop away. she's like "did i hurt you?" yes, you bad quality hooker you bit my balls! i make some excuses about being tired and we end the session. on the way out, i tell the manger that it was pretty bad and, let's just say i'm not going to repeat. i didn't want to throw this chick under the bus, but she sucked.

saving grace: only r$269 because of my free entrance, r$260 for the 40 min session and i think r$9 chopp for my gal-pal. will head back later in the week for a try at someone else.

ps gal-pal paid back her r$9 chopp in spades later that night.

-cartman

i'm sorry, but that's about the funniest thing i've ever read! next time, maybe have a grande chopp before the session, just to lessen the pain? long live the b-king. then you can get some take out and bring it to mc, present it to a girl and tell her to "shove your whopper in her mouth". i hope the dream comes true.

[Eric Cartman]

well, first of all, let me just say that the one thing i took away from two pages below of e-peen stroking was: there's a burger king opening in copa? do tell!

anyway, went to mc last night around 9pm right after leaving work. free entrada. yay me for racking up $$$ during churroman's visit. one night we spent about r$1200 there and on the way out, the manager chased us down with free monte carlo t-shirts. i've debated giving them to working girls who sleep over and ask me for a camisa lol. too close to home i think.

so i rock up in to the boate and. wham. there is a gal-pal of mine who used to work at t65 until about 3-4 weeks ago and made a lot of noise about leaving and going to sao paolo. but now she is there. looking good too. but when she comes over for r$200 for a few hours, hard to pay to do her at mc prices. i try to hang out at the bar and relax a bit. some ugly new chick sort of harasses me for not wanting to sit down. i try to explain i've been sitting all day at work but she just gets pissy. why is it always the fugly ones?

mix was pretty good at mc still. again, more new faces in past 2 weeks. good vibe. maybe 30+ girls? 10 guys? there was one thin, tall black girl with afro-hair who i nearly pulled. but then i was approached by a tall think morena with fake boobies who i hadn't seen before. she started there 2 weeks ago. brenda. apparently worked at centaurus a year ago, then had some fling with a swiss guy that almost ended in marriage but instead broke apart (shocker!) , and now she's at mc. we chatted for a bit and she seemed nice. so i moved in with my usual questions about what she likes in the room. can i come in your mouth?"no" (phrased as "i don't really like it. do you have any health problems?"). can i fuck your bunda?"no i don't like it" (arg!) do you suck deep?"yes". at this point, the clock is ticking (because my gal-pal above wants to come stay with me after her shift) , so i'm like, ok let's go. ignoring all the warning signs. i really only have myself to blame.

40 min session. lame kissing, no passion. nice body except i can see the scars under her fake boobies. i hate that. decent bj but not slobberingly deep. she has a nice trimmed coochie so i want to have a closer look. and then the smell hits me. hm, someone didn't douche before our session. dang. nasty. very tight fuck but no passion at all, mechanical. she won't look at me at all. keeps watching herself in the mirror or looking away. total turn off. i sort of soften up and she wants to blow me again. doing so, she bites my left nut. it feels like being punched in the balls and i hop away. she's like "did i hurt you?" yes, you bad quality hooker you bit my balls! i make some excuses about being tired and we end the session. on the way out, i tell the manger that it was pretty bad and, let's just say i'm not going to repeat. i didn't want to throw this chick under the bus, but she sucked.

saving grace: only r$269 because of my free entrance, r$260 for the 40 min session and i think r$9 chopp for my gal-pal. will head back later in the week for a try at someone else.

ps gal-pal paid back her r$9 chopp in spades later that night.

-cartman

[Ipanema Carioca]

Great, until they break your legs.

Well their greed is the issue, and the Brazilian laws work for Brazilians. American Express is how a travel for the protection. So if they take credit cards, a business better know that over pricing gringos will end up costing them. The poor 20 year old who sacrificed her mouth, pussy and anus is the one who took it for her team. I am sure when I walled into Club 22 the outcome would be what happen, especially when the cashier said no receipt for lack of paper. I said ok,"The ass and drinks are on the house then", me being confident that calls from Amex would intimidate them to be unresponsive. Fuck Club 22, I would not be going there again.

[The Cane]

Don't assume everybody cares what people were up to and what are they known for in other places. I, for one, do not care about any of that, and expecially don't care who you guys are cool or not cool with. I don't even know what other forum you refer to and neither do I care to find out. All I care for on here is the valuable info, the pictures and the occasional conversation / fun. I just meant to point out how the valuable time and effort you're putting into rambling about dunnowhat could have been put in towards the realization and posting of your own report, that you have let be known is on its way.

Bless

I do. A lot of guys here have, or have had, accounts in both places and know exactly what the deal is. We don't mention the other place here by name because it's forbidden for us to do so. And I agree that energies could best be spent elsewhere. That's what I want too.

I had no desire whatsoever for things to go this way. But knowing what I know, I fully expected it, and was ready. Guys like you don't know what to believe, and as you say, don't care. I guess I would be the same way.

It's just that I'm not about to just sit back and do absolutely nothing and let angry recriminations resurfacing from the past be used for character assassination.

The moderator over here runs a pretty tight ship. If they keep it up . . . I'm confident he will put a stop to it. He's done it before over this very same matter. This doesn't serve anybody's interests here at all.

[LittleTruths]

I have, and I will. Yeah, talk is cheap . . . people said the same shit in the other place. . . I have the second most viewed Rio report EVER over there after the "Pictures" thread, which is the mother of all Rio threads, at least over there. I'm here now. Be patient.

Don't assume everybody cares what people were up to and what are they known for in other places. I, for one, do not care about any of that, and expecially don't care who you guys are cool or not cool with. I don't even know what other forum you refer to and neither do I care to find out. All I care for on here is the valuable info, the pictures and the occasional conversation / fun. I just meant to point out how the valuable time and effort you're putting into rambling about dunnowhat could have been put in towards the realization and posting of your own report, that you have let be known is on its way.

Bless

[The Cane]

Were you to stop telling everybody that your dad could beat their dads up in a fistfight, that'd also help improve the situation. That's a lot of talk man, post some pictures, post a report and that's it.

Bless

I have, and I will. Yeah, talk is cheap . . . people said the same shit in the other place. . . I have the second most viewed Rio report EVER over there after the "Pictures" thread, which is the mother of all Rio threads, at least over there. I'm here now. Be patient.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Got free pussy at Club 22 in Rio. Used American Express Card Apr 2011, and they overcharged it. I want 30 mins. And they charged me for an hour. Amex just gave me full credit today. So use Amex card as bait and let the termas overcharge you and get credit through disputing the charge. The termas is not going to say we sold him pussy.

[The Cane]

LOL. Very true. At MC, I had a one garota run up to me, introduce herself, and say,"You can fuck my ass!" Also, in the rooms, complimenting the woman's bunda will usually get you the cu. Often, I hear..."Voce quer?"

Just wait until I tell you what happened at Termas 502. First time I went, and it was wild. I need to finish reviewing and resizing all of my pics first. But for now, just remember this . . . Black Label: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Black_Label2.JPG. I'll explain later. Like I said, there was so much butt fucking (almost every girl this trip) that maybe I better tell it in the "Anal Connoisseurs" section.

[Amerioca]

Plenty here can confirm for you that in a terma many garotas will just walk right up to you and asked to get butt fucked.

LOL. Very true. At MC, I had a one garota run up to me, introduce herself, and say,"You can fuck my ass!" Also, in the rooms, complimenting the woman's bunda will usually get you the cu. Often, I hear..."Voce quer?"

[The Cane]

Maybe so James Howard. How about you tell it to the Pope? Better yet, tell it to Jackson. Maybe some other guys will kiss your ass around here, but you better believe I'm not going to. I WILL take your free guides and maps though. LOL! You've been reported to the webmaster for your unprovoked harassment. Keep it up, and next time you won't have to ban yourself. Somebody will do it for you. And you have the nerve to talk about "idiocy". I won't respond to your bullshit again. I'll just send it to Jackson. Ta ta!

[The Cane]

For the record, the other board that is being referred to is pretty much dead now. There were so many arguments, of which The Cane and Kid Cisco were directly involved in, that nobody bothers to post there anymore. I banned myself from that site, just got sick of the idiocy that was going on.

You fail to mention why there were arguments. The reason why you and your cronies are over here is because you could no longer do what you were doing over there. Other people demanded to be respected as members of the community too, but you all couldn't seem to do that. So you came over here, and it was good riddance. That happened YEARS ago. ET's banishment was much more recent, and for something totally unrelated to all of that.

I am a member in good standing in both places, and that's the way it's going to remain. So, if you want to start some childish bullshit after all of this time, then you go right ahead Bubba Boy, and I'll let Jackson deal with it. I don't have the time for it. The one always starting things is YOU, just like you have done now with your unnecessary, misleading post. Save it!

The truth is that the other place did quite well for a very, very, VERY long time after you left, and it's only in recent times that things have slowed down there. And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with what you say it does. The truth is that it seems that after Help closed, things really started to drop off over there as there were some big Help fans on that site. Also, I think a lot of the guys over there just aren't traveling due to a weak dollar and hard economic times. Now, the leading discussion over there is about a Burger King opening up in Copa! Please!

I'm over here now because this is where the action is. People are still reporting and posting pics on ISG, and that's exactly what I'm going to do too. Also, I think there is a very fitting special interest section over here for what went down during my most recent trip. Now excuse me. I have some more pictures to crop of my "princessas brancas" . . . heads down, arms back, palms up, and big, round asses jacked way up in the air ready for plunder!

By the way. . . GREAT GUIDE Bubby! All that info and that street map comes in very, very handy! There's always something new to be experienced/learned during each and every trip! Obrigado!

[Lorenzo]

Is there any other city where I can find what Rio offers on a smaller scale?

That depends on what you mean by "what Rio offers." If you mean pussy in abundance, the answer is yes. You can find pussy in abundance anywhere in Brazil, probably even in small provincial towns (I am basing that on reports I have read in the Brazil forum; no first hand experience). If you mean Rio's charm, the answer is no; in that respect Rio is unique. Probably your best second choice would be Salvador, which IMHO is the quintessential Brazilian city. It has a great deal of charm and an authentic Afro-Brazilian culture, and-oh yes-pussy in abundance. However, you won't find anywhere near the variety of physical types you will in Rio; the girls will nearly all be black or mulata, which is fine with me.

I mean, I agree with you saying that termas may be ideal for a Brazialin rookie like me.

I also think it is the best way for me to enjoy sex with a pro. It sounds similar to fkk in Germany and I love it.

They are almost exactly like the FKKs in Germany, with some minor differences. In the FKKs the girls are naked, whereas in the termas they usually wear a bikini-like costume. The termas girls are far less aggressive than the FKK girls. FKK girls rarely DFK, while in the termas all of them do. In the FKKs you have to pay extra for CIM and anal, whereas in the termas everything is included in the girl charge. In the termas the girls will hang with you and sometimes let you cop a feel or DFK them right in the boite; in the FKK, never. And the termas girls may hang with you for a while even without a guarantee that you'll take them to the cabine or suite, or even after the cabine. In the FKKs, no, they are all looking for the quick turnover and don't waste time on anything else. But they are both alike in that you can spend several hours there passing your time, nursing a drink, and enjoying watching the girls.

No termas in Fortaleza, Recife, or Salvador?

There are definitely termas in Salvador. I went to one called "Special Relax" where there was an excellent selection of garotas. But that was years ago, so I don't even know if it's still there. Just ask a taxi driver to take you to where the girls are.

[The Cane]

Yet, I got a little fed-up of tiny shy bar girls and I would like to have some hardcore experience with hot Brazilans (cim and anal, both quite rare with cute Thais).

And if you want some GOOD anal, Brazil absolutely cannot be beat for BEST in anal service in the ENTIRE world! It's a nation infatuated with the "popozuda" (a big butt girl). When I come to Brazil, I do lots of girls and have never failed to take less than 70% of them in the ass. No lie. The closest other destination is Germany where I take 40% up the butt at the FKKs (mostly eastern Europeans).

Plenty here can confirm for you that in a terma many garotas will just walk right up to you and asked to get butt fucked. I like the brancas (white girls) and the morenas (light caramel to brown sugar girls). Interestingly enough, I have a much harder time finding morenas that I am attracted to who will let me "analize" them right off the bat no questions asked versus the white girls. I walk into a terma and the blondes seem to KNOW what I want! Hahaha!

I don't even hardly "hunt" for it any more in a terma. They come to me and request to be slammed right up the arsehole like putas. If I like her and she turns me on, I go with her. If she doesn't do it for me, then I don't go, and I wait for the next one to step to me. I only become the hunter when I see EXACTLY what I want . . . the right hair, face, smile, teeth, titties, buttocks cheeks, skin tone . . . that's when you as the monger need to step to it before another monger does. GOD I LOVE Brazil!

[RCA Knight]

If you are BBBJ lover, then stick to Rio. I find in recent years, Patty gogo girls and disco freelancers, especially nicer ones perform less and less BBBJ as compared before (nicer one in Patty is getting harder to find as compared to years ago) , in recent 2 years I and my friends combined experienced less than half girls give BBBJ in Patty. Many gogo bars now you will have to pay in advance 600+1500 (dancing girls 2000 bahts up) plus drinks and LDs, such as the 2 Baby shops, you pay in advance without knowing what will turn out, and some gogo or freelancers would only go to short time hotel if your hotel too far. Really have attitude problem.

You can easily pay over 100 USD per ST and get a lousy service in Thailand now. If you are on short trip with limited budget and hoping for good service, I would stick to Rio termas. Absolutely no problem getting a performer, especially good BBBJ from termas, and pay under 100USD for multiple shots. My personal stats from termas is almost 90% give nice to super BBBJ.

If you have more budget, and on a short trip and want guaranteed service and quality, fly to Macau, Macau saunas is still my favorite whenever I can afford to splurge.

[Rio Bob]

Holy crap SB! Where are you eating? Rio is expensive but you can eat for a lot less than $57 a day. You can eat decent food for a lot less than 57 reals a day even in Copacabana.

LOL, I'm sure you're right and I need to learn how to eat in those places. I'm still eating as if I'm getting 4 reais to the dollar and I'm not anymore. My last trip I spent a ton of money eating out so I have to start getting myself on a new budget in line with the realities of Rio.