Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

So, there are several reasons I hate copa:

1. The hotel Astoria palace refused to let me and my girl back up to the hotel rooftop bar pool after we left. The goddamn hookers had to go get cigarettes and smoke weed. Jesus H Christ. So we are walking around copa buying cigarettes one at time. No, that means I, Vagabundo, am paying some stupid price for single cigarettes because these are nicotine addicts.

2. So, then we have an expensive meal at trattoria.

3. The girls need each other because the other wingman can't speak Porto. So, between fucking, she is bored out of her skull. And they need each other to keep company.

4. At the beach every fucking scumball vendor comes up and hits on our women, and of course, we get raped on pricing.

5. All that second hand smoke. Smoking again irritates my lungs, and after a day of smoking I am coughing.

6. Red meat. Generally I don't eat it. Wingman thinks churrasco is a must, so, fine. $300 on a churrasco for me and my girl. Not the money so much as the heavy gut after all that red meat. Not good for fucking.

7. the rude hotel staff at astoria palace. I put them on blast. Avoid Astoria Palace. Shitty hotel. Transamerica is good. Hotel Atlantico Tower is good. F' this hotel, Astoria palace.

8. Condoms. My date, Melania, says we will be barebacking next week. Thank fucking god. I hate hate hate condoms. With all the rest (red meat, alcohol, cigarettes), this has been a sub optimal day for fucking as cardio training. It just sucks to have to fight all these terrible health practices.

[Vagabundo1]

Stargazer and I took our girls from Paris to the beach at Copa and for overnights.

I set a rate of 2000 reais per week for 3 or 4 pernoites. I paid for some food ($200 or so at Trattoria), Stargazer picked up alot of the tab at the beach, we split churrascuria at a nice place $300 for my half, and then I have my long legged morena clara over at the love shack after a few ubers for $100 or so, and some food, for another $100. She's 23, and looks like a young Melania. Stargazer's blond is like a young Ivanka. It's all covered at this point, but we need to go get some pharmaceuticals or tests or something, then it will be BBFS.

All is well.

[Sperto]

Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

Compare with your Spanish, blanca. Branca.

[SouthernOcean]

First time to Rio. Cartagena monger and love it but want to try the legendary Rio. Anyone know of a boots on the ground guy in Rio for advice and direction. If so please pm name and what he or she charges if you know. Will be staying in Copa Beach area. Tourist. Place sounds good. Especially the clubs. Is it really dead on the weekends. Strange. And is the best time early evening. Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

[Vagabundo1]

So I met her at the shell at Metro Jardim Oceanico. We took a taxi back to the love shack at Transmerica. The girls love the balcony for pictures, with the nice view of the condominiums of barra as a backdrop. We had some food she ordered, excellent rosti, which made my Swiss heart skip a beat.

We fucked for like an hour or more. We watched the Ana foxxx / kira noir / mike adriano scene, but actually the main show was her 20 year old pussy. The fucking was enhanced by hashish.

We then watched Django Unchained on Netflix with Porto audio and subtitles which she loved. Tarantino is a winner. If any real porn types are watching this just imitate Tarantino. Boom. Instant winner.

We slept, and fucked in the morning. BBFSCIP.

Stargazer went back to Paris and wifed up the blond for the rest of his trip. He is in my hall of fame of wingmen, along with Jimmy Boy -- IE, Bob Guccione's accountant and a Swiss Bank Regulator -- who is in town.

The blond at Paris Cafe -- I shall designate her callsign Ivanka -- is top shelf. To put to rest all of our lesbo fantasies, we should probably have Ivanka and Melania do a threesome with Vagabundo, in the interest of world peace, and to add a book of Deuteronomy, not to mention another Hemingway novel.

[Pahllus Maximus]

I scanned the posts to avoid asking dumb stuff: but have a question:

What is the real world cost for a 40-60 year old no pre-existing conditions health insurance in Rio as opposed to SUS? Any price / age ranges data would be great, it is hard to imagine it could even close to the fucked up USA predatory system. Finally, I may get down to RIO next week, looks like via Panama is the fastest and I've found COPA to be a pretty good airline. I look forward to an Alcatraz like escape from USA sex prison and catch up with many of the esteemed folks here from some clothing free cultural exchanges with the local girls.

VM takeout to a hotel seems an excellent idea, teen BB, and for the more cautious, Emtricitabine / Tenofovir Disoproxil 200/300 MG PO qD and usual caveats on STD's.

[Vagabundo1]

Vm is open 24/7/365 with 18 year old Bare holes for 16 dollars.

Is VM "open" during the daytime? Meaning, is there a selection of garotas to be had? Is the selection better, worse or equal to the night crowd? I've only ever been at night, so I really don't know. Thanks in advance.

[Dobandun22]

I'd also note I love the club style that's why I think I'll like Termas. I used to hit these places in Gangnam where non-Koreans were usually never ever allowed but my K buddy vouched for me, it was like a club style but you could fuck several girls on the open floor before sessioning with the girl you picked! Got me hooked. But the price was pretty steep LOL, like $200-300 USD depending on the place.

Is this about accurate? I got questions for someone of my particular age and tastes.

1- Further to Point 7 what are places like Perola and Paris like? What are the ideal times to go to them / bang girls / pull numbers? I like the idea of re-enacting my college days and picking up cuties but fucking somewhere cleaner than the alley! Let me know I'm curious.

2- With Tues-Thurs being busiest, where does one go the other days of the week or are termas / boates still worth it on such days? I plan on also setting up pernoites for the going rate of 300-700 reals, I don't mind some white guy taxes if the girl is cool. Convenience is fine other people have their opinions but that's how I've always rolled in SK / Japan (though in those countries there's much more negative racial beliefs, they really don't like foreigners).

3- Looks like guys are getting BBFS. In East Asia this was sometimes standard for guys of a certain category but almost never for gaijin, sometimes I got it and it blew my mind. Have usually been clean myself but looks like in Brazil it can be done if you click with the girl / see her a few times and are clean and polite but of course YMMV and also make sure to be careful. Would love to find a cute Jessie Rogers clone and dump inside her a lot though!! That kind of Loira is def my type.

Thanks gents in advance. I hope I'm not too much of an asshole noob / gringo.

[Dobandun22]

Gentlemen,

Let me thank you for your incredible reports. I've been RTFFing a lot and brushing up on my Porto, haven't spoken any since Junior High (all the way before the millennium! Anyone else remember Girls Gone Wild? HA! But better late than never, right? It seems pretty clear that all Brazilians and not just hookers appreciate it when you give a shit about their culture / treat them with some respect and that's not a problem in my books, but I'll def be making an idiot of myself! LOL! Who said pussy is easy?? Depending on how work pans out I might be in Rio as early as next week or sadly have to wait until Thanksgiving. Then again it's hot in November so nothing wrong churrasco instead of Turkey!

Anyways, the reports of Bubbles Boy, TIA Voyage, Executive Talent, Anaggie, Bearsi and ofc Vagabundo have been 100% helpful. Based on my readings I have found the following, and it's up to your own style of mongering:

1-You can stay at Copa for the convenience / tourist stuff. I'm a tourist and want to do all that boring old man stuff / have room service etc. So cool by me. But if you're really trying to "ace in the hole" (pun intended! Then you want Transamerica to meet the ladies or at least Barra / Ipanema lodgings. I might book a few nights at Transamerica, I saw a website posted back but it seems a bit sketchy, is it OK to just show up and book cash / card onsite? And also it seems to have gone through a lot of name changes, but seems like it's at Av Gastao Senges 395.

2-The Termas seem like the "A game" if you like branca women, not that there aren't plenty available elsewhere. I always like the club / FKK experience so will probably hit these a lot. But to summarize, you pay to get in, robe and wash up, then into the floor to invite girls / makeout / fuck whoever you want. Settle up at end of night. Stay safe if you hit a Centro terma after dark As always getting phone numbers are key! Then there's Prives / Massagems, I've read GPArena and sorta what's the difference between the two? These seem to be a day thing, too.

3-It looks like ideal times for Termas are 530-9 PM. Brazilians get off at 6 so it looks like that's when it really heats up but it dies before night time. Vagabundo says this is because it's for people who want to snuggle before going home. Maybe the robe is needed so the wife doesn't smell anything suspicious LOL! It also looks like Tuesday-Thursday are your "popping" days.

4-For those who want other options there's also BarraVIPS (love the girls on here!) and photoaccompanhentes, that latter one looks like I don't want to roll the dice. But the BarraVIPS girls are hot and I really want to do some! Vagabundo says there's ways to get it for lower, perhaps, and that's why I want to try Transamerica myself. However based on GPArena it looks like yeah the locals will pay the premium for premium pussy. I'm on vacation. I'll find out.

5-You can pernoite a girl including Termas ones. Lots of guys suggested that Termas girls are late / tired after shifts so better to see them on their days off. Means get LOTS of phone numbers!

6-Uber is recommended but lots of guys do metro / public transport. I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea but there's a first time for everything. Taxis are seen as a bad idea for obvious gringos aka me.

7-there's club styles called Boates like Paris or Perola Negra. I don't know much about these but it's like they're clubs it's just instead of buying some entitled girl drinks and then getting ghosted, you can fuck her instead. Sounds like a deal to me!

8-there's darkside termas and VM. Based on the reports they're kinda dirty and sketchy, definitely not my scene so will probably take a pass. But for those into that sorta thing, diamonds in the rough are available and prices nice and low, Vagabundo mentioned Gina Valentina clones for 200 real so might sample at least once LOL.

9- it looks like the busiest days are weekdays, Tues-Thurs. Sundays look dead, Monday is slow, Fri / Sat can be 50/50.

[Vagabundo1]

Paris Cafe. Melania - WOOHOO Vagabundo's first Terma girl in 2+ years.

So, today, well yesterday too, were great days.

I already posted about some of the prive girls I did.

I then went with stargazer to Paris Cafe in Barra, at 10 pm on a Tuesday.

Place was rocking! Lots of 8's or better.

Stargazer did an absolute 10, a blond. He did a dupla spent 900 on the sex and 260 on the drinks.

Vagabundo is a conservative cheap Charlie munger, but even Vagabundo snagged a morena clara with a Bunda boa, bundinha to die for, falsa magra (lean). He did her for a half hour (250), and bought her a drink or two (93 reais, plus the 30 entrada) so total damage was 343 for a half hour. Now, the sex was not great which again goes to why Vagabundo just gets numbers and gets them back, but the girl OMFG, like Melania Trump when she was 21, complete with no fucking brain because she was drunk. Drunk women, have an appeal all their own. Never gets old. We danced that carioca funk dance. I put my specially made Vagabundo hat on her and she loved it. We did get up to the room and she sat that nice ass on my face, she got nice and wet. I had fucked for 3 orgasms earlier today, so I was a little drained, and I forget my ED meds, so it took a minute to get it up, but I did, and I fucked her in missionary. I got nice and hard in missionary. I was saying romantic things like,"vc quer suruba'? " The sluts eyes lit up, and yes, she wants to have a dick in every hole. So, I took her third hole, slid it into her super appealing little asshole, and she kind of screamed and protested, took about an inch. I am not huge, but I am thick enough, and I do like my anal sex, and she didn't let in more than that, which was fine. I bent her over and finished in doggy style. She immediately said she had to go to the bathroom because clearly she was drunk. It was only a half hour and we were easily over 20 minutes. Mission accomplished. Cost per fuck calculation blown.

I will be swooping in on the hot little blond that stargazer nailed in a dupla. I am so evil. I respect no boundaries. Oh, wait, they are hookers. There are no boundaries. I mean, you can't commit crimes against them, but I mean, it's not like they are married women.

SUmmary: Paris Cafe is awesome. There was a real Venezuelan girl there, who I will be banging.

We went to Perola Negra after. The super tall blonde from minas who everyone has fucked is now a black haired 6.0 chica, I need to start defiling her. She was with some guy from Porto Allegre. It is Brasil. Everyone fucks everyone else.

Thank god. Fuck the puritans. Suck my libertine cock. But let me rest a little because that is three women in one day.

[Rodeo9112]

Is VM "open" during the daytime? Meaning, is there a selection of garotas to be had? Is the selection better, worse or equal to the night crowd? I've only ever been at night, so I really don't know. Thanks in advance.

[Vagabundo1]

Monday I did one of the usual suspect prives.

The girl I did is attached. It was great. But, as you blokes are visual learners, feast your eyes from the rich world pussy prisons on that bundinha.

Tuesday, I did two other prive girls.

For less than 40 American dollars a day. Holy shit, batman, this is Valhalla.

[Vagabundo1]

I went to VM and had a session in a casa where in all the time wasters were employed to rob me of my time and money, though I did get BBFSCIP, which is still a good deal with a 20 year old.

The lesson is simply to take Sperto's excellent advice, which Mr. E took when he sessioned at VM a few months back, and which I did take last weekend: go to the nearby Hotel Canario. The address is Rua ceara 221.

The link is here.

https://goo.gl/maps/ztcbdQZmYNtMAY2Z9

I don't go to VM much anymore, but I did a few weeks ago when Stargazer first arrived maybe because it was a Sunday and nothing else is open. When I did, I found one of the "usual suspects" and we did go to Hotel Canario, which was 60 or 70 reais for a 3 hour period. I paid the girl 100 for 1+ solid hours of BBFSCIP twice.

It kind of all depends on the casa, and the girl. The problem with all the casas is the tia, the manager, the gerentao, who is the jabba the hut which all the young princess leia working girls become, who have to get their % too.

And I hate smoking. The girls love to smoke because they would rather commit suicide because they have nothing really going. Give me a few of those Brazilian volleyball players from the Olympic games any day. I need to figure out how to source some of those athletes who have good health habits. But, of course, hookers are hookers because they have bad health habits, bad choices int life, criminal records, bad educations, shitty families, and all the rest. Which means that one would have to prospect at places like conventions, like sperto says, for non pros, or other good non pro venues.

I took the metro back after a cab ride to metro uruguiana. I will say that the non pros who are at Metro Jardim Oceanico are very appealing. This is basically the barra crowd of Olegario Maciel, the 72% white part of Rio.

Looking back on Tiavoyage's reports, those venues he noted as good non pro dance places in Barra and in Leblon are the prime places to be. But then, there is all that work to get into bed with the chick.

[Exec Talent]

To be clear, which type of Covid test did you get? I am assuming it was PCR since it was so expensive and you had to wait. A PCR in the airport at Sao Paulo Guarulhos is no more than 250 and you do not have to wait 1 day. Actually, Americans do not need a PCR test. An antigen test is sufficient. You could have gotten that at Pacheco drug store for 118 I think and you only have to wait 10 minutes. I have posted this info on the forum before.

Posts like this one that reduce the hassle of getting something done are invaluable. You guys who take the time to make these kind of posts help newbies and veterans alike. Much appreciated.

[Smokers Rule]

To be clear, which type of Covid test did you get? I am assuming it was PCR since it was so expensive and you had to wait.

Thanks! Yes, it was PCR.