Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jimmy Boy 99]

While I normally go to Tijuca massage parlors on Saturdays, the selection hasn't been too much to my taste lately so tried out some Copa ones. Went first to Delirio; only three girls available for the presentation, but the third one, Bruna, a pretty, bubbly, mulatta with a great slim body, pert small be tits, and nice firm ass, stood out. Asked to speak to her to ask what she did; she said everything. Told her I never come so could and would she fuck for the whole session? Yes. Asked her if she kissed; she DFKd me on the spot. Sold.

Receptionist said t was 180 real for the hour. Showed her I was a member of and poster on gparena.net so the rate should be 150, to which she agreed. Paid the receptionist the 150 real for the hour, took a shower, and waited for her to arrive. She undressed and she looked even better than before. Started my music program to do some dry humping but she was so hot to trot that I cut it short and went straight to me massaging her back, legs, pussy, and ass, which she really enjoyed, moaning with pleasure. (Found out later she only works there on Saturdays; the rest of the week she works in a non-sex terepia doing actual massages. Must of have been funny to her for her to be be massaged instead of her doing the massage.).

Turned her over to kiss, suck her tits, and then lick her pussy but she was so worked up that she didn't last more than a couple of minutes of my licking her clit before she exploded in an orgasm, rested a bit, and went to pee.

When she came back she started a BBBJ for a few minutes but I could see that she wanted to fuck so I put on the condom and she jumped on my dick and rode it for probably 15 minutes, kissing like a madwoman, until she came again, and went out to pee again. She came back and we did missionary until the time was over, with her moaning with pleasure the whole time.

A fantastic session and would repeat but am going to Sao Paulo this week so it will have to wait until my return, maybe in November.

Side note: checked out the 583 NSC parlors. The one in the Sobreloja is gone; apparently the rent became too much to stay in business. Eden Spa had 2-3 girls that I might have gone with had I not just finished with Bruna.

[Mr Enternational]

In researching for my Winter return to Rio I saw that on google Mab's was "temporarily closed" although as I write this it looks normal again. Anyone know the straight dirt on that?

Don't know when that was from. A buddy just put up a picture of Mabs the other day with some new flags and shit hanging up. Maybe they closed for the day to do that decorating.

(I jacked his pic.)

[MRusa007]

I have been to Rio and SP several times. Have been terribly missing these two heaven on earth.

I am vaccinated (Pfizer).

Want to get some inputs / guidance of precautions / fear / no-fear. Justification of enjoying in these clubs with Covid going around. I know this may be a buzz-kill question. So please don't beat me up. Haha.

I am very eager to understand what are the various logic both scientific as well as non-scientific for mongering with Covid around all of us.

I have been terribly quiet since March 2020. No action at all and is killing me.

[Member #4729]

In researching for my Winter return to Rio I saw that on google Mab's was "temporarily closed" although as I write this it looks normal again.

Anyone know the straight dirt on that?

Follow up question: any one of my experienced homies care to do a brief rundown of the realities of mongering in Rio during the Christmas and New Years holiday season?

I already know it's going to be a rip off and girls will be gone before and after Christmas. The airbnb prices for New Year's week are just ridiculous. Straight Ridiculous. I'm imagining freelancers knock up prices as well as domestic and international tourists flock to Copa and Ipanema in large numbers.

[Vagabundo1]

I had my girl from Paris over to my place. We hit olegario with her friend for drinks, which were 74 r for 4 at a Mexican place. We then got some liquor at a package store. We came back to my place, and the girls had a time of it playing music and drinking. I was on red bull and Gatorade. We fucked at night and the morning. Paid her 500.

[Exec Talent]

I last had a cigarette 30 years ago when out at a bar my buddies bet me I couldn't get a date with a hot chick who was chain smoking. Often have told working girls if you want to make serious money, stop smoking. Today, no matter how hot the girl, if I smell smoke I pass. I usually ask, do you smoke after sex and if she answers, I don't know, I never looked, then I know I have a winner. Trust that there are many non-smoking girls in Rio. Just say no.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Very useful info, seems to converge around R500 per month. But other factors come into play, like a universal single buyer / regulated drug buying scheme to prevent rip offs (same as Singapore, AU and many other countries) and basic universal emergency care. Another reason BR offers a vastly better quality of life in certain non-touristy places.

I just looked online at USA hookers: fat, ugly, tatoos and expensive, I only want to rent it, not buy it.

[Mr Enternational]

I scanned the posts to avoid asking dumb stuff: but have a question:

What is the real world cost for a 40-60 year old no pre-existing conditions health insurance in Rio as opposed to SUS?

I asked my girl that works at the health department in Rio. She does not have insurance, so she in-turn asked her friend that sells insurance. Instead of returning something simple, she ran the numbers. There is a wide range of plans and prices as you can see.

[WyattEarp]

Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

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[Vagabundo1]

So, there are several reasons I hate copa:

1. The hotel Astoria palace refused to let me and my girl back up to the hotel rooftop bar pool after we left. The goddamn hookers had to go get cigarettes and smoke weed. Jesus H Christ. So we are walking around copa buying cigarettes one at time. No, that means I, Vagabundo, am paying some stupid price for single cigarettes because these are nicotine addicts.

2. So, then we have an expensive meal at trattoria.

3. The girls need each other because the other wingman can't speak Porto. So, between fucking, she is bored out of her skull. And they need each other to keep company.

4. At the beach every fucking scumball vendor comes up and hits on our women, and of course, we get raped on pricing.

5. All that second hand smoke. Smoking again irritates my lungs, and after a day of smoking I am coughing.

6. Red meat. Generally I don't eat it. Wingman thinks churrasco is a must, so, fine. $300 on a churrasco for me and my girl. Not the money so much as the heavy gut after all that red meat. Not good for fucking.

7. the rude hotel staff at astoria palace. I put them on blast. Avoid Astoria Palace. Shitty hotel. Transamerica is good. Hotel Atlantico Tower is good. F' this hotel, Astoria palace.

8. Condoms. My date, Melania, says we will be barebacking next week. Thank fucking god. I hate hate hate condoms. With all the rest (red meat, alcohol, cigarettes), this has been a sub optimal day for fucking as cardio training. It just sucks to have to fight all these terrible health practices.

[Vagabundo1]

Stargazer and I took our girls from Paris to the beach at Copa and for overnights.

I set a rate of 2000 reais per week for 3 or 4 pernoites. I paid for some food ($200 or so at Trattoria), Stargazer picked up alot of the tab at the beach, we split churrascuria at a nice place $300 for my half, and then I have my long legged morena clara over at the love shack after a few ubers for $100 or so, and some food, for another $100. She's 23, and looks like a young Melania. Stargazer's blond is like a young Ivanka. It's all covered at this point, but we need to go get some pharmaceuticals or tests or something, then it will be BBFS.

All is well.

[Sperto]

Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

Compare with your Spanish, blanca. Branca.

[SouthernOcean]

First time to Rio. Cartagena monger and love it but want to try the legendary Rio. Anyone know of a boots on the ground guy in Rio for advice and direction. If so please pm name and what he or she charges if you know. Will be staying in Copa Beach area. Tourist. Place sounds good. Especially the clubs. Is it really dead on the weekends. Strange. And is the best time early evening. Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

[Vagabundo1]

So I met her at the shell at Metro Jardim Oceanico. We took a taxi back to the love shack at Transmerica. The girls love the balcony for pictures, with the nice view of the condominiums of barra as a backdrop. We had some food she ordered, excellent rosti, which made my Swiss heart skip a beat.

We fucked for like an hour or more. We watched the Ana foxxx / kira noir / mike adriano scene, but actually the main show was her 20 year old pussy. The fucking was enhanced by hashish.

We then watched Django Unchained on Netflix with Porto audio and subtitles which she loved. Tarantino is a winner. If any real porn types are watching this just imitate Tarantino. Boom. Instant winner.

We slept, and fucked in the morning. BBFSCIP.

Stargazer went back to Paris and wifed up the blond for the rest of his trip. He is in my hall of fame of wingmen, along with Jimmy Boy -- IE, Bob Guccione's accountant and a Swiss Bank Regulator -- who is in town.

The blond at Paris Cafe -- I shall designate her callsign Ivanka -- is top shelf. To put to rest all of our lesbo fantasies, we should probably have Ivanka and Melania do a threesome with Vagabundo, in the interest of world peace, and to add a book of Deuteronomy, not to mention another Hemingway novel.

[Pahllus Maximus]

I scanned the posts to avoid asking dumb stuff: but have a question:

What is the real world cost for a 40-60 year old no pre-existing conditions health insurance in Rio as opposed to SUS? Any price / age ranges data would be great, it is hard to imagine it could even close to the fucked up USA predatory system. Finally, I may get down to RIO next week, looks like via Panama is the fastest and I've found COPA to be a pretty good airline. I look forward to an Alcatraz like escape from USA sex prison and catch up with many of the esteemed folks here from some clothing free cultural exchanges with the local girls.

VM takeout to a hotel seems an excellent idea, teen BB, and for the more cautious, Emtricitabine / Tenofovir Disoproxil 200/300 MG PO qD and usual caveats on STD's.