Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

In Campo grande suggest motel salou.

Kind of swagger.

Feliz Natal from Zebra and Valeria the Christmas Elf.

[Member #4729]

Feliz Natal from Zebra and Valeria the Christmas Elf.

[StickShifter69]

You can get results in one hour for the Antigen test.

Thanks reviews are poor but needs must with research now seems most of the Drogaderia do it. Both PCR and Antigen when I arrive I' do some walking doesn't seem to be an issue so long as I don't test positive.

S.

[Dave1111]

Sadly this is true now, that young woman at the cash register is a big thief but I'd love to fuck her. One time she tried to charge me for a girl I brought in, the door man stood up for me. Next time I go I'll just hang out front and get girls while they enter or leave. Or I'll go in and buy just one drink for myself and never buy a girl a drink because they order those big pink mixed drinks which they say contains the Red Bull. I usually have a lot of booze in my apartment anyway, if the girl wants a drink I'll make her one and not get ripped off. Now do they deserve to make money? Yes and I'll pay them 50 for a girl because after all that's what they're there for. 50 reais is just $8. 77 so it's not a showstopper but getting ripped off for 5 Red Bull's is so just have to be careful there.

Thats exactly what I will be doing too and, advising everyone I meet about their thieving tactics. Jesus, all smiles and deceit.

[Vagabundo1]

Go to campo grande with Valerie for Christmas holidays!

The week has been a complete blur, I'm only now recovering from a day of unfortunate food poisoning that had me visiting the toilet every 10 minutes and can now look back to consolidate my experience with a modicum of lucidity.

I've been seeing the Terma girl from Monte Carlo, we shall call her Valeria. Valeria smokes cigarettes naked by the window with a forlorn expression like in an Edward Hopper painting. Valeria makes love to me and convinces me that its real, perhaps by convincing her self that too. At that point, perhaps it is. Real. She falls asleep naked on my bed and I watch this angel deep in sleep wondering how I could be so lucky.

Valeria satisfies all my requirements in performance and looks and has an amazing and positive attitude as well. On a recent pernoite (600 r plus Uber) she allowed just about everything from BBFS, CIP, deepthroat, and did it all with top notch GFE, DFK, etc, etc. The downsides: now she's on her period and her commute from Campo Grande makes for an expensive uber ride that I need to foot. She's agreed to ditch her family dinner and come hang with me Christmas Eve (I never would've expected), but I hope there are no residual loose shits that some how interfere with tonight's sexcapades- I will just continue to forgo solid food. ISG member Beenbob has advised me not to drink the water here- and for the life of me I can't remember if I was drinking the tap water or bottled water this past summer. I point the finger at a Chicken Caesar salad procured at the restaurant in Parque Lage- which is a great location if you've never been aside from the food poisoning.

After ISG member Paratus exited back to the real world, I hooked up with Rio veteran Beenbob and we hit bunch of spots over a two day period. Many of them I've written about before so will skip those in favor of the less mentioned..

[Rio Bob]

The woman who handles the bills (Some say she is the owner's daughter) is a rip off artist. She constantly fucked up my bill when I was there, anything from mistakenly giving me the wrong change, to charging me 50 R to take a girl out when I didn't have a girl, to additional drinks on my bill. I think the charge for taking a girl out is called "Diversta" or something like that.

The way a girl explained it to me was, the club doesn't charge the girls an entrance fee, so they try to make up for the loss by.

Sadly this is true now, that young woman at the cash register is a big thief but I'd love to fuck her. One time she tried to charge me for a girl I brought in, the door man stood up for me. Next time I go I'll just hang out front and get girls while they enter or leave. Or I'll go in and buy just one drink for myself and never buy a girl a drink because they order those big pink mixed drinks which they say contains the Red Bull. I usually have a lot of booze in my apartment anyway, if the girl wants a drink I'll make her one and not get ripped off. Now do they deserve to make money? Yes and I'll pay them 50 for a girl because after all that's what they're there for. 50 reais is just $8. 77 so it's not a showstopper but getting ripped off for 5 Red Bull's is so just have to be careful there.

[Dave1111]

The woman who handles the bills (Some say she is the owner's daughter) is a rip off artist. She constantly fucked up my bill when I was there, anything from mistakenly giving me the wrong change, to charging me 50 R to take a girl out when I didn't have a girl, to additional drinks on my bill. I think the charge for taking a girl out is called "Diversta" or something like that.

The way a girl explained it to me was, the club doesn't charge the girls an entrance fee, so they try to make up for the loss by charging the gringo 50 R if he walks out with a woman for the night. If the manager or security sees you hooking up with the girl in front of the club and you didn't pay the 50 R, they can ban the girl from going in unless she pays the entrance fee. Thats why you don't walk out together, you give her your address so she can take an uber there.

I tried telling the board about the fact that the girls receive a cut of your drink bill and got flak from other mongers who said it wasnt true. I used to be one of those guys until I saw it with my own eyes. I watched on multiple nights as girls took slips of paper from the bar to the cashier and she gave them cash.

They have a million ways to pad your bill in DV. Like charging you 200 R to sit in the VIP section. If you order a bottle, there is no VIP service charge it's supposed to be free. But they will add it to the bill in hopes that you don't know any better.

Thanks, its just what I thought. Such a shame, this lot just can't stop being corrupt and dishonest. They always blame the government for being corrupt, but it starts a lot lower down than the Government!

[Dave1111]

The woman who handles the bills (Some say she is the owner's daughter) is a rip off artist. She constantly fucked up my bill when I was there, anything from mistakenly giving me the wrong change, to charging me 50 R to take a girl out when I didn't have a girl, to additional drinks on my bill. I think the charge for taking a girl out is called "Diversta" or something like that.

The way a girl explained it to me was, the club doesn't charge the girls an entrance fee, so they try to make up for the loss by charging the gringo 50 R if he walks out with a woman for the night. If the manager or security sees you hooking up with the girl in front of the club and you didn't pay the 50 R, they can ban the girl from going in unless she pays the entrance fee. Thats why you don't walk out together, you give her your address so she can take an uber there.

I tried telling the board about the fact that the girls receive a cut of your drink bill and got flak from other mongers who said it wasnt true. I used to be one of those guys until I saw it with my own eyes. I watched on multiple nights as girls took slips of paper from the bar to the cashier and she gave them cash.

They have a million ways to pad your bill in DV. Like charging you 200 R to sit in the VIP section. If you order a bottle, there is no VIP service charge it's supposed to be free. But they will add it to the bill in hopes that you don't know any better.

Cool, now I know its the place of false smiles. I will go in there and spend sod all, screw them!

[Nounce]

Good report as usual.

T 116

... I did not inquire as to the price, but I would assume a basic session would be from 120-160 are, please correct me if this is wrong. Club 116 is worth a visit for any monger who doesn't mind a little bit of danger and has a strong preference for darker shades of melanin. I would also guess that girls here are more open to requests like CIP, etc.

The price is posted by the bar. I think the basic session is 60 are for 15 minutes. The service range is wide. You can find girl here from all covered to want to have public sex. I was surprised how cheap this place is. I think the bottle water is 5 are, coke is 6 are and it is always packed.

[Bravo]

The woman who handles the bills (Some say she is the owner's daughter) is a rip off artist. She constantly fucked up my bill when I was there, anything from mistakenly giving me the wrong change, to charging me 50 R to take a girl out when I didn't have a girl, to additional drinks on my bill. I think the charge for taking a girl out is called "Diversta" or something like that.

The way a girl explained it to me was, the club doesn't charge the girls an entrance fee, so they try to make up for the loss by charging the gringo 50 R if he walks out with a woman for the night. If the manager or security sees you hooking up with the girl in front of the club and you didn't pay the 50 R, they can ban the girl from going in unless she pays the entrance fee. Thats why you don't walk out together, you give her your address so she can take an uber there.

I tried telling the board about the fact that the girls receive a cut of your drink bill and got flak from other mongers who said it wasn't true. I used to be one of those guys until I saw it with my own eyes. I watched on multiple nights as girls took slips of paper from the bar to the cashier and she gave them cash.

They have a million ways to pad your bill in DV. Like charging you 200 R to sit in the VIP section. If you order a bottle, there is no VIP service charge it's supposed to be free. But they will add it to the bill in hopes that you don't know any better.

[Member #4729]

The week has been a complete blur, I'm only now recovering from a day of unfortunate food poisoning that had me visiting the toilet every 10 minutes and can now look back to consolidate my experience with a modicum of lucidity.

I've been seeing the Terma girl from Monte Carlo, we shall call her Valeria. Valeria smokes cigarettes naked by the window with a forlorn expression like in an Edward Hopper painting. Valeria makes love to me and convinces me that its real, perhaps by convincing her self that too. At that point, perhaps it is. Real. She falls asleep naked on my bed and I watch this angel deep in sleep wondering how I could be so lucky.

Valeria satisfies all my requirements in performance and looks and has an amazing and positive attitude as well. On a recent pernoite (600 r plus Uber) she allowed just about everything from BBFS, CIP, deepthroat, and did it all with top notch GFE, DFK, etc, etc. The downsides: now she's on her period and her commute from Campo Grande makes for an expensive uber ride that I need to foot. She's agreed to ditch her family dinner and come hang with me Christmas Eve (I never would've expected), but I hope there are no residual loose shits that some how interfere with tonight's sexcapades- I will just continue to forgo solid food. ISG member Beenbob has advised me not to drink the water here- and for the life of me I can't remember if I was drinking the tap water or bottled water this past summer. I point the finger at a Chicken Caesar salad procured at the restaurant in Parque Lage- which is a great location if you've never been aside from the food poisoning.

After ISG member Paratus exited back to the real world, I hooked up with Rio veteran Beenbob and we hit bunch of spots over a two day period. Many of them I've written about before so will skip those in favor of the less mentioned.

New York

Our adventures one night began at T 65 where I resampled the spinner from the week before, who was still quite tasty, but as often happens- the thrill was gone. Not sure I will repeat a third time. After that we stopped by New York (formerly Cancun). The vibe here is more dinner club / cosmopolitan. It's certainly not a place that exudes carnal abandon and so might appeal to the more sophisticated monger or older gentlemen. I did not see a lady that suited my fancy, but I'm sure others would. Not sure what the take-out fee is and I do not believe they have on-site facilities although I could be wrong.

New York was followed by a quick trip to 502, which was dead and depressing but Beenbob and myself felt compelled to by drinks for a few sad garotas and we had some interesting conversation. Among other things, one garota warned me of rising crime in the Centro area and related that she had been mugged with phone stolen the previous week. Not wanting to linger too long, we downed our drinks and headed to the fabled darkside terma Club 116 which was new to Beenbob.

T 116

I had briefly visited T 116 before and described the ambience in probably a much more well written Hemingwayesque posts- and all that still holds true, but now I have a sense of familiarity so the experience was not so fraught and much more quotidian. I will say unequivocally- the scene here was bumping- all kinds of fully naked bodies slinking around, writhing, gyrating, humping and bumping. The air full of moisture, the smell of pussy, beer and body odor. A surprisingly high quotient of completely doable ladies. Senhor Vagabundo1 has been on to something by hyping this place up- it really is an "undiscovered" gem. My issue here would be that I would not be totally comfortable hitting it on site- its just seems too sketchy. I did not inquire as to the price, but I would assume a basic session would be from 120-160 are, please correct me if this is wrong. Club 116 is worth a visit for any monger who doesn't mind a little bit of danger and has a strong preference for darker shades of melanin. I would also guess that girls here are more open to requests like CIP, etc.

Centaurus

The following day after a trip to Parque Lage, Beenbob and myself did the Centaurus / Solarium two-fer. Starting at Centaurus, we vowed to only stop by and not get sucked in, which as the time went on became an increasingly difficult task to accomplish. I felt like Ulysses tied to the deck of the ship passing by the deadly and beckoning siren songs. That being said, I'm just not really impressed with this place- there were not a whole bunch of girls and although there were a few doable specimens- its not really the quality I was expecting for a 160 r entrance fee. I will say the majority could speak English fairly well and the interior was well appointed and opulent. For a well-heeled monger who wants a more upscale environment and is willing to pay a premium for comfort- Centaurus could work. For the average monger its really just a box to check and move on. Luckily Beenbob held strong to the mission and pried me from a bad decision and we made our way onward to Solarium.

Solarium

I had been to Solarium previously but man what a difference. This has got to be the premiere Terma in Rio hands down. The quantity, selection, and vibe on this occasion were the best I've seen and totally different from my previous visit. All the girls were decked out in cute little red and white festive outfits, and the mood was sexy and carnivalesque. I spotted at least 4 girls I would do which is somewhat rare, usually I will find one or two. My session with a provider who looked like the pornstar Jasmine Byrne was excellent. Jasmine was a little cold in the boate but she really warmed up in the room and gave me a top notch oral and some great covered sex. It really is true that Brazilian girls give the best service. After the sesh, Beenbob and myself hung out for a bit taking in all the amazing scenery and we vowed to return. Completely sold on Solarium and highly recommend.

Mab’s

Both nights we have been ending up at Mab's, which has been picking up from my first description. There now seem to be a good number of freelancers and a decent selection. I'm always running into girls from my previous trip. I wouldn't start the night at Mab's, but it's a great fall back plan.

[Chayachecker]

They stood firm on the red bulls. The till was chaos with a women security person (am not sure if its a man or women). Running around with a handful of till receipts, swapping them over to match how the conversation was going. No one had my card number so Christ knows what happened. I won't buy anything in there again other than beer, that way they can't get it wrong. Also don't buy any lady drinks as a women could shout something to the barman in Portugese that you don't understand or that you miss. I will also watch them very closely. It's a shame as it was a well run place before. Does anyone else know anything about this 50 reals fee for trying to take a lady from there or is this a scam dreamt up a few nights ago that no one else knows about? I was stone sober and none of what I am saying is exaggerated.

The 50 reals for taking out a girl of the club is normal. Consider it as kind of a "barfine" as we all know it from Asia. Also, the girls in there get drinks for free from the bar, so I think that might be the attempt to transfer the costs of free drinks at least to a certain part to the happy monger. The thing with the Red Bulls in fact is something what they try from time to time when they think there is someone that they might rip off. There is another club around the corner of Dolce Vita. Kalabria is its name. Great talent there but if you take a girl out there, they charge you even 88 reals. And the entrance fee is 80 reals but fully consumable. I have been there now five or six times and each time, really each time, they forgot about the prepaid 80 reals entrance and tried to charge me when I left the place the full amount of that what I've consumed. Ridiculous and annoying because they really think that you're stupid enough to be cheated that easily.

An option to avoid the barfine thing would be perhaps to tell the girl she should leave the discotheque just like ten minutes before you do and make an appointment with her at a different place. Never tried that out though. Good luck & happy holidays.

[NiteRiderCal]

First time in Rio, so newbie.

How much should a better looking girl cost per hour or overnight at Termas like Centaurus, Solarium, Monte Carlo, 4 x 4?

[Vagabundo1]

Fucking gringos is the main business in Brazil, hence why GDP stands for Garota do Programa and CPF stands for Cost Per Fuck.

The locals are all in conspiracy, barmen, bitches, and cops.

You pay for food and presents for Christmas, and only after they tell you the cost per fuck is separate; etc. You just kind of get used to the usual poor local bullshit.

You eventually realize they just are really really poor and they are all in it together to steal your money, and it is a joke and a national sport.

They stood firm on the red bulls. The till was chaos with a women security person (am not sure if its a man or women). Running around with a handful of till receipts, swapping them over to match how the conversation was going. No one had my card number so Christ knows what happened. I won't buy anything in there again other than beer, that way they can't get it wrong. Also don't buy any lady drinks as a women could shout something to the barman in Portugese that you don't understand or that you miss. I will also watch them very closely. It's a shame as it was a well run place before. Does anyone else know anything about this 50 reals fee for trying to take a lady from there or is this a scam dreamt up a few nights ago that no one else knows about? I was stone sober and none of what I am saying is exaggerated.

[Dave1111]

Five red bull drinks added when not requested is not a mistake. Did you confront them about this and the exit fee? What was the outcome?

They stood firm on the red bulls. The till was chaos with a women security person (am not sure if its a man or women). Running around with a handful of till receipts, swapping them over to match how the conversation was going. No one had my card number so Christ knows what happened. I won't buy anything in there again other than beer, that way they can't get it wrong. Also don't buy any lady drinks as a women could shout something to the barman in Portugese that you don't understand or that you miss. I will also watch them very closely. It's a shame as it was a well run place before. Does anyone else know anything about this 50 reals fee for trying to take a lady from there or is this a scam dreamt up a few nights ago that no one else knows about? I was stone sober and none of what I am saying is exaggerated.