Rio de Janeiro Reports

[TjBrazil]

Mr E,

What part of that post mentioned prostitutes. A chick at popeyes, a dentist and strippers. You didn't read my posts. Those are normal girls. I said nobody is going into a hooker establishment and getting any girl out of there for free. Period. I don't care what lies people want to tell. You will not go into Centaurus and get a girl to screw you for free. They are there to make money. Could you get them for free if you see them at mcdonalds. Sure, but they know you don't know they are hookers because they are at McDonalds not Help or Centaurus. I said in my posts that I met many guys in front of help that said they pull girls out of there for free and I call bullshit on that. They are lying. Has anyone here ever been to Help and pulled a girl for free.

[Mr Enternational]

Kazeu, I don't buy that any girl at help or gustos or any hooker bar is fucking anyone for free first time out. Sure there are free girls but they are normal girls you meet anywhere like the mall or gym or regular club. Are you telling me the guys in front of help that said they pull girls out of there for free aren't lying.

I don't know what to tell you then bro. Hookers are people too. Let me see. Say you are riding around town in your work truck on a regular work day doing some carpentry. You pull into Popeye's Chicken for lunch and while in line meet this fine ass chick and y'all exchange numbers. You send a few texts and decide to meet up or whatever. When you pick her up, in general conversation, she mentions to you that her cabinet is fucking up. You guys go out and have a great time and when you drop her home you decide to take a look at the cabinet and do the little repair. Do you tell her that will be $9.95?

I met a chick in Barranquilla back in January. I may have posted this in the thread. She has her own dentist practice in her house. We went out to lunch and I was eating either steak or ribs. I took my dental floss thing out and mentioned how food gets stuck between my teeth in the back and it sux. She said we could go back and she would take a look at it after lunch. Went back. She checked it and said it is because there is a cavity there. She poked around and said as a matter of fact you have 10 cavities. You want me to fix them? I said sure. She worked on my mouth between a couple of other patients that would show up. By then it was like 8 pm. We went to get something to eat and went back to my hotel and fucked and fell asleep. She went home the next day.

My senior year of high school I worked as a DJ in a strip club in Atlanta. I used to fuck all those chicks for free. Hell my boy even married a famous US porn star from the late 80s and 90s that he met in Magic City strip club in Atlanta. So I am really not seeing what the big deal is.

Now am I saying that I set out on a mission to get free dental visits and fuck hookers for free? No. But if you can't understand that shit happens then I don't know what to tell you. The sun even shines on a dog's ass every now and then.

[The Cane]

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[Kazeu]

I'm saying if a girl likes a guy, she will fuck him for free. If there are no girls fucking you for free, then there are probably no girls that like you, its not common. Which is entirely normal, no offense intended. I'm no brad pitt nor justin bieber. I don't get freebies all the time. I deal with what I can get. And I know I ain't getting better looking with time. Neither are the girls haha.

But freebies do indeed happen with normal girls and hookers. The difference is if you meet a hooker and she likes you, sex isn't a big thing, she does it everyday. High probability she's going to fuck you the first night. A normal girl is going to hold out on that pussy.

Kazeu, I don't buy that any girl at help or gustos or any hooker bar is fucking anyone for free first time out. Sure there are free girls but they are normal girls you meet anywhere like the mall or gym or regular club. Are you telling me the guys in front of help that said they pull girls out of there for free aren't lying.

Justin Beiber paid. If those girls aren't going with him for free than what chance of a non celebrity getting it for free.

I remember one night at luomo in Rio. I met this incredible 18 or 19 yo girl with the most amazing body. No fat but built. Not Asian no fat skinny, but Brazilian no fat skinny. Amazing small see tits. All natural. You can tell she worked out a lot on the beach. Anyway, I took her to the room. Halfway through the session she asked me if I would eat her pussy. I said I don't eat pussy in the rooms only at my hotel where I can shower together to make sure she is clean. She said OK I will give you my number and you can eat my pussy at my hotel (only in Brazil can a conversation like this take place LOL). I told her will it be free since I'm eating your pussy all day. She said no it would be 200 reals. This girl wants to come to my hotel and get her pussy licked all day and she still wants to get paid. True story.

[TjBrazil]

Kazeu, I don't buy that any girl at help or gustos or any hooker bar is fucking anyone for free first time out. Sure there are free girls but they are normal girls you meet anywhere like the mall or gym or regular club. Are you telling me the guys in front of help that said they pull girls out of there for free aren't lying.

Justin Beiber paid. If those girls aren't going with him for free than what chance of a non celebrity getting it for free.

I remember one night at luomo in Rio. I met this incredible 18 or 19 yo girl with the most amazing body. No fat but built. Not Asian no fat skinny, but Brazilian no fat skinny. Amazing small see tits. All natural. You can tell she worked out a lot on the beach. Anyway, I took her to the room. Halfway through the session she asked me if I would eat her pussy. I said I don't eat pussy in the rooms only at my hotel where I can shower together to make sure she is clean. She said OK I will give you my number and you can eat my pussy at my hotel (only in Brazil can a conversation like this take place LOL). I told her will it be free since I'm eating your pussy all day. She said no it would be 200 reals. This girl wants to come to my hotel and get her pussy licked all day and she still wants to get paid. True story.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't know Mr E's deal. Seems real knowledgeable on things but these boards have always had guys and guys that I have met in person that always claim they never pay. These hookers somehow drop their normal routine and decide to screw for free when romeo comes to town and they can be juliet.

LOL. I have never said anything like that. Maybe you are confusing statements about normal women with statements about hookers. The only times I fuck hookers for free is when:

1. They do not say they are hookers, and are not meeting me in a hooker capacity. Case in point. Years ago I met this chick in Rio. She wanted to date normally. She told me she worked in an office. She said she used to work at Help but those days were over. We did normal shit together. She had me go to Rio Sul with her to buy a washing machine. I think it was like 1200 reais. She pulled out this big wad of cash to pay for it, saying that her dad had given her the money.

One day I was in Rio unannounced and walked down in front of Help and guess who was the first person I saw standing against the wall next to the steps? I started laughing as she tried to explain. Then she kept begging to go back with me. I said nope. We remained friends. Last I talked to her she had moved to the South of France. Haven't talked to her in years.

2. They used to be hookers but have found normal jobs and say I do not need to give them money anymore but we can still fuck.

3. They offer a free introduction to get me as a customer.

4. Meet them as hookers, but they want to go out on some normal dating shit. I did that with one famous porno star in Rio back in the day. I even posted the gifts and shit she gave right in this thread. She went by Aliyah back then and worked at Monte Carlo. Search Aliyah porn rio in google images. She even gave me a printout of that first pic that popped up there. I learned a lot of what goes into making a porno and how much they get paid because it was her who taught me.

Pretty much any other time if I know that is their job and they are with me in a vendor-customer capacity then of course I pay them. They are selling a service.

Going out with a chick that is not a hooker is a totally different thing. There is a such thing as a normal chick you know? I date tons of normal chicks and will fit hookers in between them when I get the chance or when it hits me. I do NOT give money to regular chicks. I seriously have no idea how many regular chicks I am fucking right now. If I absolutely had to make a guess then I would say about 35.

Chicks got either of 2 choices with me. They can get a boyfriend or they can get a bank. Big problem with Dominican chicks is that they want both. And my thing is, if I am going to be handing out money because I am fucking a chick, it is not going to be the same damn chick. I would rather split my $100 and get 5 different hookers than to be giving it to one chick who is supposed to be girlfriend status that I am tired of fucking anyway. Girlfriends get to go on trips and to the movies and normal shit together. I don't do all of that with chicks that I give money to.

I have met tons of guys from this board over the years and have become great friends with some. Surfer, Grown Man, Wrx, the 2 Gogos, Gagoo are some; and a lot of guys that don't even post but hit me up on the back channel.

I have hung out with Tomjackin in several countries. Ask him about that time it was his birthday and I was in Tijuana with a female coworker. We were in Hong Kong and drinks were on him as usual. She was going around kissing chicks and sucking on tits amd fingering chicks. We went over to Chicago where she was onstage playing with the stripper equipment. From there me and her went to get a streetwalker together (that I paid $20 for because there were 2 of us). We headed back across the border and got on the trolley. She was slumped over knocked out because we had been up all day plus she was drunk. The police came on the trolley thinking I had drugged her or something. (I am Black and she is White.) I told them we just had a long day and she was really tired.

I am having a good ass time on this planet dude. And when I am gone nobody is going to feel sorry for me, because I am leaving no stone unturned. Now if you will excuse me, I have some free ass to go get.

[Bdonkadonk]

Thnaks a lot! This is it! Well it seems that Google search differs from country to country, as I spent one hour on it without success. And even with your words, Google doesn't return it (I'm in Europe)! Don't ask me why. Anyway, 1000 thanks!

I am in Europe too and tried to search in Google with the same search words but also without any results to the video. The difference of how I found the video is that I searched directly in YouTube and there it comes up as a search result.

Anyway, the video is funny and made me laugh and I am glad to have been to help in finding it. Many jokes that we Rio punters recognize, in the video.

[NamasteParis]

I did a search on YouTube for "Hitler Help Disco" and the video came up as number six of the search results.

https://youtu.be/n1VBlaromJY

Thnaks a lot! This is it! Well it seems that Google search differs from country to country, as I spent one hour on it without success. And even with your words, Google doesn't return it (I'm in Europe)! Don't ask me why. Anyway, 1000 thanks!

[Kazeu]

Girls like to fuck too. Not just guys. Just because they won't fuck you for free doesn't mean they don't fuck other guys for free. Attraction is obviously a key. I get plenty of free girls, but that doesn't always mean I get the girl I want for free. Some girls don't like me, so I pay them. Other girls are really into me, more than I'm into them. I'm not fucking paying them. But I'll fuck them. Sure.

My theory about hanging out at hooker bars / clubs is that generally the girls at hooker bars are easier to get into bed. This goes for paying as well as not paying. Sure you could go to a normal bar, but who know if she's going to sleep with you on the first night. A girl at a hooker bar is looking to get screwed that night. Probably for pay, the amount of which is variable, any where from free to much more than you're willing to pay, it all depends on the girl and the guy. That's what makes is interesting.

Considering pricing. I want to fuck a girl every night as a lifestyle. Not a I'm on vacation lets fuck a lot for 1 week. Sure for 1 week, maybe do 20 girls, that's 1 k. And then you go back to you job in whatever country your from and you save up more money and do it again in 3 or 4 months. That's great. But I want it as a lifestyle, so that's 50 bucks a night or 1500 a month or 18 k / year. Thats not chump change. Don't forget the occasional 3 some in there I'll take my freebies where I can get them and pay when I can't.

Happy fucking! Stay safe!

I don't know Mr E's deal. Seems real knowledgeable on things but these boards have always had guys and guys that I have met in person that always claim they never pay. These hookers somehow drop their normal routine and decide to screw for free when romeo comes to town and they can be juliet. I've been to Brazil many times when help was open, and I can count on my hands and toes the amount of guys I met in front of help that said they go in there and get girls for free. They said they don't pay for sex, but they go to a hooker bar or hangout on a hooker forum. If a guy is getting girls for free why doesn't he go to a regular bar, why is he at Help. The only thing I have been able to do was get a hooker in Brazil or mexico to see me for cheaper on the second third or 4th time. Now can you get a girl for free if you are with her many times and end up wifing up. That's possible but takes more time. The crazy part was Brazil was so cheap back in the day you could get a 9 for 50.00 at help which to me was the same as free so why bother even trying to get a girl for free. Colombia seems like it's like that now. 200 k for a girl for a few hours. That's 50 bucks. 10 girls for 500.00. That's as close to free you as will get. Its pocket change for me.

[TjBrazil]

You are right for sure. I went to University in Brasil, but the level of Portuguese was a bit different. Plus, reading the past posts on here, I see Mr. E is the only working girl monger known to man who gets the girls to pay him. So, I concede defeat.

I don't know Mr E's deal. Seems real knowledgeable on things but these boards have always had guys and guys that I have met in person that always claim they never pay. These hookers somehow drop their normal routine and decide to screw for free when romeo comes to town and they can be juliet. I've been to Brazil many times when help was open, and I can count on my hands and toes the amount of guys I met in front of help that said they go in there and get girls for free. They said they don't pay for sex, but they go to a hooker bar or hangout on a hooker forum. If a guy is getting girls for free why doesn't he go to a regular bar, why is he at Help. The only thing I have been able to do was get a hooker in Brazil or mexico to see me for cheaper on the second third or 4th time. Now can you get a girl for free if you are with her many times and end up wifing up. That's possible but takes more time. The crazy part was Brazil was so cheap back in the day you could get a 9 for 50.00 at help which to me was the same as free so why bother even trying to get a girl for free. Colombia seems like it's like that now. 200 k for a girl for a few hours. That's 50 bucks. 10 girls for 500.00. That's as close to free you as will get. Its pocket change for me.

[Lover Boy #2]

Yes, it's used that way as well.

Mmmm nope.

See Mr E's post, he explains it well and does have a handle on it.

You are right for sure. I went to University in Brasil, but the level of Portuguese was a bit different. Plus, reading the past posts on here, I see Mr. E is the only working girl monger known to man who gets the girls to pay him. So, I concede defeat.

[Lover Boy #2]

*It is for this reason that I say people learning a Romance (Latin-based) language need to get a copy of the book 501 Verbs so they can learn the conjugations and not walk around speaking illiterately.

BM for further on this.

[Lover Boy #2]

I did a search on YouTube for "Hitler Help Disco" and the video came up as number six of the search results.

https://youtu.be/n1VBlaromJY

Thanks. Great stuff.

[Bdonkadonk]

I remember having watched a video, by a link provided on this forum few years ago. It was a parody of Hitler learning that Help disco was closed. He then claims that Colombia is the new Eldorado. I RTFF but can't find this link anymore. Anyone of view get the link of this hilarious video?

I did a search on YouTube for "Hitler Help Disco" and the video came up as number six of the search results.

https://youtu.be/n1VBlaromJY

[NamasteParis]

I remember having watched a video, by a link provided on this forum few years ago. It was a parody of Hitler learning that Help disco was closed. He then claims that Colombia is the new Eldorado. I RTFF but can't find this link anymore. Anyone of view get the link of this hilarious video?