Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

How oldtimers manage to remember the name behind the fuck is beyond me. To me it's all the blur after the first hundred, LOL.

I do not even ask anyone's name. And if they happen to tell me then it goes in one ear and out the other.

Case in point. Couple weeks ago one night I went on photoacompanhantes and got a chick. No idea what her name was. But I walked to her place on Nossa Senhora. This chick was perfect and showed me just why Brazil hookers are #1 in the world. Absolute GFE. She had the apartment smelling good. And this was an intelligent chick.

She had 2 books on the table. One was Mark Manson's The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. The other was a book along the same lines by a Brazilian author. I told her that Manson also has a second book that is a runoff from the first. She suggested that I should read the one by the Brazilian author as well.

But what can I say that anybody that has been to Rio does not already know. BBBJ until I made her stop. Condom sex everywhich way but loose. And again total GFE. She tried to get me on the price through. When I asked how much via whatsapp she said 150. I did not call her on it until after I was leaving. I asked why she told me 150 when the price on the site says 130. She said she thought I wanted anal too. So a 20 real ($4) upcharge to fuck her in the ass while cats in other forums are paying an extra $20 to kiss a chick or BBBJ. I did not fuck her in the ass, but she deserved that extra 20 reais anyway. I almost never repeat but I definitely would with her and she is a prime example of why guys fall for some of these girls.

The apartment was nice but I noticed there were not enough things there and it did not actually look lived in. So I asked where she lives. She said that she lives in Jacarepaguá and has 2 kids, but has the apartment in Copacabana for work.

[The Cane]

How oldtimers manage to remember the name behind the fuck is beyond me. To me it's all the blur after the first hundred, LOL. Having said that, I share that nostalgia over Luomo. Loved the joint.

Photos help. The first few are of my own "Ingrid" who worked at 4 X4 (I've seen some posts recently about an "Ingrid" at L'uomo). And speaking of L'uomo, that was my favorite termas to go to on Sundays. Had the best anal sex of my entire life there with "Natasha" in the second set of photos. Damn could those brancas fuck! Including take it in the ass both of them! Whew! Jerk material to this very day! Oh, was that TMI? Sorry hahaha!

[Spidy]

No, not Ingrid. Roberta was her L'uomo name, mulata.

Some memory on you fellas. How oldtimers manage to remember the name behind the fuck is beyond me. To me it's all the blur after the first hundred, LOL.

Having said that, I share that nostalgia over Luomo. Loved the joint.

The thing that rings true about why guys vividly remember these GDPs, is I think, in part because they were very good to great at their craft.

Obviously for some, they were legends.

It's hard to forget when the sexual experience, with said GDPs is just that good, time and time again. Considering the "sex prisons" where some of us, were coming from, the freely open, diverse and quality of sex, that was on offer by very beautiful Brazilian women, was just mind blowing for a lot of us dudes, pre-Internet, pre-social media or pre-dating apps...etc.

From the termas and boites, to the prives and VM, we've all listened, heard and encountered, such indelible GDP legends.

[Xpartan]

No, not Ingrid. Roberta was her L'uomo name, mulata.

How oldtimers manage to remember the name behind the fuck is beyond me. To me it's all the blur after the first hundred, LOL.

Having said that, I share that nostalgia over Luomo. Loved the joint.

[Mr Enternational]

if you want to start something deeper with somebody have it be a regular girl, realize most of them will also at least do some thing like only fans or something similar because they make such little money that it helps supplement their income.

LOL. Surely this is a joke. Most normal chicks do something like Only Fans? You do not know Brazil at all.

[Combo]

No, not Ingrid. Roberta was her L'uomo name, mulata.

Fond memories of both Roberta and Ingrid!

[TravelGuy79]

Everyone else pretty much covered it, I only converted with that one chick I mentioned, the rest were playing hard to get / playing games so I got tired of wasting all my time sweet talking and just stuck to darkroom and the other centro prives. It is pretty easy to get WhatsApp.

I am completely fluent in Portuguese, in my thirties and in shape, dress well, so as always ymmv. ID say it's exactly like picking up girls in the states, but you have the upper hand because when you say you're in Rio for a year for business, they assume you have lots of money which automatically raises your social value to them, they figure you're not some backpacker staying in a hostel trying to pump and dump them for a week.

But yea, if you have to use a translator to talk to non pros, unless you look like Brad Pitt I'd say it's near impossible and the cost (time) would be greater than the reward. That one chick never let me go raw either, which is the whole point of non pros. I have a lot more success in Colombia.

I've been to Rio twice in the last nine months for about three weeks each trip. Now I know about 1000 words of Portuguese but on my first trip I did not know one single word of Portuguese when I step foot on the plane. I use Google translate on Tinder and had no problem at all picking up regular girls. I actually found that not speaking the same language and a way help because I was forced to use my body language to show I was interested. And I jokingly became very fluent in google translate haha Of course no in Portuguese is a better situation though. And no I'm not Brad Pitt LOL but I am in my 40's and keep it and definitely not shy, but not a cocky egotistical asshole either. I did a mix of pay for play and regular girls, although ended up on my second trip with a girl from 4 x 4 the whole time I met on my first trip. We actually started video chatting every day and that's how I picked up a lot of Portuguese along with studying. I know this is getting op tangent but we're basically in a relationship but she would be upset if she thought I was fucking another girl because it was not my job like her, she honestly a sweet girl but then dynamics of that kind of relationship made it impossible. My advice is to a mixture of both if you have any games but if you want to start something deeper with somebody have it be a regular girl, realize most of them will also at least do some thing like only fans or something similar because they make such little money that it helps supplement their income.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Here are some currencies I track, the GBP is also collapsing, pretty much at a 10 year low against USD. JPY is roughly a 40% collapse making selected jap stocks good value. And now is a great time to short the shit out of USA gas bubble bullshit (95% of companies) ! I expect the euro has a long way to drop with self imposed energy crisis and ECB hikes that will not save it. Great times, so much mispricing.

But more importantly is the Price of Pussy (POP) for a 7/10 semi prime in UK, JPY and BRL. By far and away BRL leads the pack in choice and currency. My own field trip surveys show a 45 minute all holes, CIM at about USD25, though in the slums places it can be half or less. I do not have data for Tokyo or London, and I gather a FKK is now about EUR100 but without the sheer choice giggles, sun and surf of Rio. We punters must support the healthy market and help BRL, especially by boycotting the expensive and illegal ho industry in USA with tatooed, drug addled heifers. Rio next week, I aim to massage several girls tonsils on a daily basis that somehow has me grinning like a teenager just thinking about it. Enjoy life to the fullest, you never know when the party could end.

[TeddyT6969]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say the L'Uomo girl was Ingird. No?

No, not Ingrid. Roberta was her L'uomo name, mulata.

[Junior]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say the L'Uomo girl was Ingird. No?

Ingrid. Now there is a lady and an ass I will never forget. She was a star.

[BeenBob]

Totally agree with you WyattEarp. In my years living in Rio, L'Uomo terma was my favorite and I made some great connections there and other termas (Help was another great spot but also gone and never really replaced IMHO). One L'Uomo girl, best f#ck I ever had, we used to hang out a lot, outside the terma. She never asked for money but I gave her some anyway. We went to the movies, bars, restaurants. Just like a regular GF, and we shagged non-stop and had a lot of fun together. Good God, that girl could f#ck! I got into a relationship with a really beautiful regular girl and played Mr. Faithful and lost Luomo girls number in the meantime. Stupidly. When that relationship went south, I couldn't connect with Luomo girl again as she stopped working there. If anyone remembers the L'Uomo leaflet / brouchure / website they had, she was the one on the front. She used to be a major dancer (samba queen) with Beija-Flor samba school too. All these years later, I still remember Luomo girl as the best f#ck I ever had. A really nice person too. She's probably married now and 3 grown up kids, I don't know, but I'll never forget her. The point is, as Wyatt Earp said, termas are great for connecting, you have plenty of time to charm and flirt and know if there is some connection. All the best f#cks I've had are when there is some connection. Eye contact, she initiates etc. Picking up regular girls is much harder in Brazil. Your best bet is make Brazilian friends, male and female, and they'll help you get hooked up if that's what you're after. I'll be in Rio next week and looking forward to visiting a few termas. Just wish Help and L'uomo were still there! I'll put up a few reports here if anyone is interested.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say the L'Uomo girl was Ingird. No?

[Vagabundo1]

Jamile Cortat.

I would be glad to meet up with some ISGers at Vinicius in Ipanema.

I am also interested in going to Aussie Coffee which is in Ipanema!

My first trip to Rio de Janeiro, I stayed in Ipanama. I remember a bit tits tight assed anal friendly hoar from Scortshow -- what was her name, white girl, super tight body, nice big ole natural knockers, big nipples to suck on like baby bottles, oh that will get all your freudian mama nipple feeding fantasies going, and then putting it up her willing nasty ass. Oh, I need to look up the pictures.

Sometimes I can find them on archive. Org on the scortshow site.

Damn, Vagabundo must be on about 600 Rio and Brazil hoars, and about 500 cheap Italian hoars from over the border from Lugano, Switzerland, oh my dear switzerland.

So, Ipanema. John Stagliano also filmed some of his great scenes in the Towers in Ipanema.

John Stagliano, now 70.

Raise a toast to Buttmen everywhere, we Swiss Italian Buttmen need to come together out of the lakes there, Lake Como and Lake Lugano, to join the Catholic bishop there in Northern Italy, to ask the powers that be to give those Southern Italians a bar of soap!

It must be the asses that bring together Italian and Brazilian culture.

[WyattEarp]

That sounds ideal, so I read a couple of reports on 4 X4 and it sounds like a lively place. It is interesting to hear that they are closed on the weekend, especially as I (think) I'm only there Friday to Sunday. Are strip clubs similar in timing and pick up opportunity? Any recommendations for great strip clubs would be good too!

Steven, if you are only going to be in Rio Friday to Sunday, I have to say you are overthinking this. Just go to a the termas Friday and Saturday and hope for the best.

Strip clubs aren't a thing in Brazil. You have apparently decided not to read the forum at all.

[Steven Jones]

I think you are asking can you party with a working girl in Rio. Yes, this is definitely more possible than picking up civilians. If you find the right vibe with a girl and use a bit of charm it can happen. Several guys here including myself have had turned hooker meet-ups into extended time hanging out.

The take home program hasn't been discussed lately, but the best places to try to connect with a working girl are termas. You have a chance to flirt, charm, etc. And with limited language they already basically know what you want. You can discreetly get their number and ask them what days they are available. Termas 4 x4 is closed weekends and most others are closed Sundays. Fridays at 4 x4 is a good evening to find a girl who will have time to hang out the next two days.

Your best bet is to find an attractive girl who can communicate a bit with you. When there's no communication, she will still come but want to leave in two hours or in the morning.

Most of these working girls appreciate being treated as a date. After sex, invite them to dine or drinks.

That sounds ideal, so I read a couple of reports on 4 X4 and it sounds like a lively place. It is interesting to hear that they are closed on the weekend, especially as I (think) I'm only there Friday to Sunday. Are strip clubs similar in timing and pick up opportunity? Any recommendations for great strip clubs would be good too!

I had a couple of great weekend play hook ups in Lima and it was great, amazing sex, great fun and a company to show me the really cool parts of town.

[TeddyT6969]

I think you are asking can you party with a working girl in Rio. Yes, this is definitely more possible than picking up civilians. If you find the right vibe with a girl and use a bit of charm it can happen. Several guys here including myself have had turned hooker meet-ups into extended time hanging out.

The take home program hasn't been discussed lately, but the best places to try to connect with a working girl are termas. You have a chance to flirt, charm, etc. And with limited language they already basically know what you want. You can discreetly get their number and ask them what days they are available. Termas 4 x4 is closed weekends and most others are closed Sundays. Fridays at 4 x4 is a good evening to find a girl who will have time to hang out the next two days.

Your best bet is to find an attractive girl who can communicate a bit with you. When there's no communication, she will still come but want to leave in two hours or in the morning.

Most of these working girls appreciate being treated as a date. After sex, invite them to dine or drinks.

Totally agree with you WyattEarp. In my years living in Rio, L'Uomo terma was my favorite and I made some great connections there and other termas (Help was another great spot but also gone and never really replaced IMHO). One L'Uomo girl, best f#ck I ever had, we used to hang out a lot, outside the terma. She never asked for money but I gave her some anyway. We went to the movies, bars, restaurants. Just like a regular GF, and we shagged non-stop and had a lot of fun together. Good God, that girl could f#ck! I got into a relationship with a really beautiful regular girl and played Mr. Faithful and lost Luomo girls number in the meantime. Stupidly. When that relationship went south, I couldn't connect with Luomo girl again as she stopped working there. If anyone remembers the L'Uomo leaflet / brouchure / website they had, she was the one on the front. She used to be a major dancer (samba queen) with Beija-Flor samba school too. All these years later, I still remember Luomo girl as the best f#ck I ever had. A really nice person too. She's probably married now and 3 grown up kids, I don't know, but I'll never forget her. The point is, as Wyatt Earp said, termas are great for connecting, you have plenty of time to charm and flirt and know if there is some connection. All the best f#cks I've had are when there is some connection. Eye contact, she initiates etc. Picking up regular girls is much harder in Brazil. Your best bet is make Brazilian friends, male and female, and they'll help you get hooked up if that's what you're after. I'll be in Rio next week and looking forward to visiting a few termas. Just wish Help and L'uomo were still there! I'll put up a few reports here if anyone is interested.