Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

- Uber is very cheap in Rio. I paid $4-7 USD for rides around the city. But drivers often will cancel trips after accepting them. You're not charged. It's just annoying. This happened at least 6 times yesterday. Also, make sure you watch the map while riding. Some drivers don't pay attention and will miss the correct turns. Costing you more time and money on the trip..

Great advice! For whatever reason Uber drivers in Rio will cancel at the drop of a dime! I once went thru 5 drivers to go from centro to copa.

[Exec Talent]

Uber is very cheap in Rio. I paid $4-7 USD for rides around the city. But drivers often will cancel trips after accepting them. You're not charged. It's just annoying. This happened at least 6 times yesterday. Also, make sure you watch the map while riding. Some drivers don't pay attention and will miss the correct turns. Costing you more time and money on the trip.

Do you think that the drivers are cancelling because they are getting longer trips (higher fares)? Have you asked any of them why this is happening?

[ChocolateHuntr]

Arrived in Rio yesterday from the United States. Plan to stay for a few months. I'm early 40's, black American (a mixed look), good Portuguese skills. Goal is to setup a rotation of girls I can call for TLN.

After landing, I checked into my AirBnB near Catete metro station then connected with Vagabundo around 18 h for some hunting. He's a great wingman full of valuable intel which he shares freely. It's a pleasure and honor to hunt with him.

His report from last night goes into the details. I'll confirm that we saw beautiful ladies at Vila Mimosa (VM), the Centro casas, and especially at Uruguiana 210. The girl Vagabundo talked to in 210 was super hot indeed. And a girl I talked to was 19 yrs, named Lorena. She said $r120 for 40 minutes. Then I asked about TLN and she said $r1000. The place was packed, probably 60/40 ratio of men to women. The popular casas we visited last night had a similar ratio.

Vila Mimosa was my favorite part of the night. There are women everywhere-in the casas, on the sidewalk, in the street. I prefer large open spaces so that I can see how a girl moves. I can see her walk, her energy, and her interactions with others to get a better idea of how she may perform with me. VM fits the bill.

After exploring the different casas, I sessioned with an 18-yr-old named Raiyla. $r75 for 30 minutes. Physically she's my type, but she insisted on covered BJ, no DFK, and no DATY. Lesson learned. Negotiate every detail up front. After we finished, I asked if she is available for TLN at my apartment. She said yes, and gave me a price of $r100 for the whole night. Seems low considering her casa asked for $r75 for 30 minutes.

After VM, we visited Centro. Vagabundo's report provides more details.

Around 22 h, Vagabundo returned to Barra to see his girl. I returned to VM and decided to check out Club Mosaico. Entry was free, but you're required to buy at least $r30 of drinks. I told the bouncer that I just wanted to see the place, so he let me in. The ladies were wearing all white. Some in dresses, others in leggings, some in swimsuits. I saw about 20 girls, only a handful of men. The talent was good. Nearly all white girls. Just 2 black girls. I talked to one of them and she told me $r250 for 1 hour in a suite. She said there are less expensive rooms for $r140, but she only sessions in the suite. After a few minutes I left Mosaico and walked back to VM.

After a bad experience with a girl named Esther in VM #19, I visited VM #5 to see a Milena, a 19-yr-old blonde (even ChocolateHuntr likes vanilla every now and then) who was smiling at me since earlier that evening. So I asked her price. $r80 for 30 minutes and she likes DFK, DATY, and BBBJ. I agreed, and off we went. She was a real sweetheart, even gave me a massage after. At that point it was 2 am, so I took an Uber back to my place in Catete.

Some additional notes and observations:

- VM is not as dangerous as many members make it seem. It's just a street (of about a half mile) with bars and clubs on either side. A lot of people standing, drinking, playing billiards, and negotiating. Prices are clear ($r70-90 for half hour), and I never felt any danger or safety issues. I prefer the raw energy of VM. I'd rather fuck a girl on a back street than in a white robe on rose petals in a hotel room. VM is not polished or sanitized for gringos. It's for selling pussy. To each his own, but I like VM.

- Portuguese skills will greatly improve the experience. The girls in VM and other Centro casas generally do not speak English. Do yourself a favor and learn the basics such as: How to introduce yourself, How to ask a girl's age, if she has kids, where she's from, which days she works, what is included in her services, her price. And also learn to understand her responses. This means that you should learn how to count, the days of the week, and specific words related to sex (to kiss, to have sex, condom, etc.).

- Negotiate everything up front. I usually ask a girl's age, if she has kids, if she speaks English, her price, and what's included in her service (called a programa). But it's also important to ask if she gives BBBJ, DFK, or she will let you DATY. Negotiate every detail up front.

- Many girls don't have phones. About half the girls I talked to last night either didn't have a phone or didn't have a working SIM card in her phone. Some offered to give me their Facebook or Instagram.

- Uber is very cheap in Rio. I paid $4-7 USD for rides around the city. But drivers often will cancel trips after accepting them. You're not charged. It's just annoying. This happened at least 6 times yesterday. Also, make sure you watch the map while riding. Some drivers don't pay attention and will miss the correct turns. Costing you more time and money on the trip.

- Avoid Vila Mimosa #19. A girl named Esther. This casa is a scam.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo did a overnight with a regular, and it was great. I mean great sex. Technically great, but also I like time with her.

Every little thing she does is magic.

Anyway, she is in the witness protection program.

We shopped. That is in the subject of this thread since there was some what lawyers call consideration. But mainly it was fun.

Then Vagabundo linked up with Chocolatehunter. A second Christmas was had in the receipt of some items from the rich world, which are easier to come by in the States.

A otter case for a Pixel 4 a (MichaelSamuel had brought the 4 a).

A SOG Trident knife (the local knives cut holes in pockets due to bad worksmanship).

A Leatherman skeletool (IMHO, the single tool a minimalist traveler should carry to pop a beer top, fix a car, self defense.).

We headed to VM, the first time for Vagabundo in months.

OMFG, the talent is solid.

We arrived at 18 h30 or so.

We did the you, then we walked by Mosaico, then we did the you again, my wingman found a girl, cute, hot, 18. I got numbers. 18 year old no kids, super hot negra, natural tits. Saw Monique, all is cool there, she was going up with a client. She has no cell phone. Many of the girls we met had no cell phone.

Chocolatehunter is a great wingman for chocolate hunting. Good socially, speaks the language, and loves the same girls I do. A solid crew with Chocolatehunter, and Jingo are in town along with a secret ISGer who doesn't post but who is a sex professional.

So then we ubered over to 116. The talent was OK, too many guys. We later circled back and I got the number of a tall, new, super hot negra.

As for getting a rotation of girls for pernoite, as is Chocolatehunter's goal (and mine), you get a 20 - 50% positive response rate. So, you get 5 numbers to get 1 to 2 regulars.

WE went by Uruguiana 210. OMFG. Good talent. Got a number for a 18 year old mulatta, no kids, from bangu. That my friends, is a winning resume.

Then we went over to Casa 13, on Olavia Bilac. It was closed. It is the holiday.

Out on the street, we got some water and chicken. There was a super hot girl I have fucked -- Nicole -- who now works at Casa 13. Got her number. I loved fucking her in the prive in TDM33. So much so that I broke a condom once, which caused some drama. But she was cool, and she gave me her number. Slim mulata with big tits, pretty face, and a super sexy attitude. Ready Player 2 and 3 banged the living shit out of her along with me.

Then we mongered over to 116 again, and then down to a few spots on are. Leandro Martins. I got a number from a super hot negra named samara. She was talking to some stud who was showing her videos of him doing log runs, I shit you not. I went up and asked his permission to talk to the hot af negra. Negra booty make man strong. I mitigated the risk of being punched in the face with my verbal judo and very bad Portuguese, and I got the number.

Then I went home for another pernoite with a regular.

It was a fine chocolate hunting night!

[Turgid]

For those of you who like ruivas, "Sophia" is now going by "Luna Kim". Nice tight little body, face is a 7, attitude a 10. I liked "Sophia" better ha!

https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompan...neiro-luna-kim

I have never gotten poor service from a redhead.

[Vagabundo1]

Cais do Oriente makes a good break in a pro forma day:

12 h30 arrive from 11 h20 bus from barra.

Prive Patrols, darkroom.com.br.

See Sperto's excellent reports for some of the other best, and online of course gparena.net.

Cais do Oriente in Praca XV is a local favorite. It is a warehouse in a whole city block made into a restaurant. The prixe fixe menu is excellent. I had trout, jingo had tuna. The negra miss America and her likely gay companion were drinking sangria by the pitcher.

https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/

This is the place where the clerk of the judges at the tribunal maritimo go on lunch with their gringo dates they are trying to use to get visas into rich world countries for their judge bosses and nun sisters. It is across the street from Terma 65, where Georgino is the DJ (used to be at 4 x4), and Doda is a promoter, and they have live sex shows. Across Praca XV, you will also find Tabacaria Africana, where a good bong can be had for $35 reais. The bongs at ganja coffee shop in Lapa are much pricier. Vagabundo has grown to appreciate his ganja. Ganja and Cialis and Viagra and PReP and a Brazilian 18 year old and her friends and a reverse gang bang pernoite that carries into the pool at Transamerica where even the regular hoars were shocked shocked at how much bunda Vagabundo brought to the fight, one more angel than Charlie's Angels himself, these all in a Holiday Cioppino. But I digress.

Cais do Oriente as our good man Jingo pointed out is a good spot to while away an hour or two. For most of us fuck for an hour, now preferably Maya, or a new mulatta as Senor Sperto describes, new and fresh, perhaps she doesn't even smoke weed, or doesn't like to watch porn like Ana Foxxx a year ago (now she is a weed smoking dick smoking hoar). You need a few spots to chill between fucking in Centro. Darkroom.com.br is one of them. Now that I am talking about it, perhaps it will be overrun. It already was packed there on the day we discuss in this thread. Cais do Oriente is another such spot. Another good way to while away an hour is a boat ride across the pond to Niteroi, and back. The best negras are to be found in Sao Goncalo, but that is another topic. But Cais do oriente has padded seats, and two large padded chairs near the lavatories, where a man could sit for a few minutes or longer, while digesting the experience of blowing a few loads into Maya's blond womb. Along with a few other mongers.

Oh, for a good hoar. The kind of hoar you pass around, and who keeps a happy smile on her face, the whole time.

Vagabundo smokes ganja in bed as he writes this, on a pernoite with a regular. Vagabundo has adopted a Bob Marley-esque peace with the world, a separate peace, has followed the slice of the razor's edge from civilization back into the heart of darkness, where he inexorably is going native. I guess I will pay her 350 pernoite last night and tonight. She asks and asks and asks, but she also has learned to accept no, and she has been doing overnights with no cost as long as I am also paying for love motels on demand and of course gifts and food for her family during Christmas.

A verse from the bard beckons, something about I do believe her though I know she lies. But it is OK, we all admit to the irony in the international affair we are in.

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;.

Coral is far more red than her lips' red;.

If snow be white, why then her breasts are don't;.

If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.

I have seen roses damasked, red and white.

But no such roses see I in her cheeks;.

And in some perfumes is there more delight.

Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.

I love to hear her speak, yet well I know.

That music hath a far more pleasing sound;.

I grant I never saw a goddess go;.

My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.

And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare.

As any she belied with false compare.

One could be forgiven for thinking vagabundos reports have a touch of the Walter Mitty's about them but having met the man yesterday I can confirm that although colourful they are factual.

He helped me out yesterday after being ghosted by a girl in Centro.

He introduced me to maya after allowing me to join him In the darkroom. And she is one hottie and she delivers with gusto.

His miss America was another hottie with whose number he walked away with.

Thanks for helping out yesterday and for the company, oh and for introducing me to the Cais do Oriente, a wonderful place to while away an hour or two.

[Vagabundo1]

Along with the smell of piss, I have seen a rise in this type of activity in Copa in the past 21 months, which is why I chose Barra (again, due to Safado69's report), where there is none of that; security is very tight out in Barra, lots of cops, and good broken windows policing practices are used.

I was walking with a non pro girl on a date on Av Atlantica a few months back and an attempted bike robbery turned into a fight in which the owner tried to hit the offender with the bike. My date was like, hey just keep walking, its normal, and my view is, no, its not normal, and that kind of violence is not a good thing to see or be around as it leads to a lower threshold for that happening to you, valued viewer.

Just my view.

If you are going to stay in Zona Sul, my view is anywhere but Copa. Botafogo is best, but largo do machado, catete, anywhere on a metro line to centro.

Be careful with your phones and cameras. I usually do morning runs along the orla just after 5 AM. Normally I would say that it's a very safe time in Copa, mostly people doing exercise is out or tourists taking photos of the sunrise. This morning there was a lady walking the orla taking some selfies. In a few seconds a thief on an Itau rental bike turned up and snatched her phone. She went quickly after the guy. Unfortunately it took a few seconds before the "pega ladro" started and a crowd went after the thief. He got away on Rua Alimrante Goncalves. The thief would have gotten a good beating if the crowd had catched him.

[Java Man]

Their twittter is better than their IG. I'm guessing they got banned on FB.

https://twitter.com/darkroom1115

[Yossarian]

Fucking gringos is the main business in Brazil, hence why GDP stands for Garota do Programa and CPF stands for Cost Per Fuck.

The locals are all in conspiracy, barmen, bitches, and cops.

You pay for food and presents for Christmas, and only after they tell you the cost per fuck is separate; etc. You just kind of get used to the usual poor local bullshit.

You eventually realize they just are really really poor and they are all in it together to steal your money, and it is a joke and a national sport.

No truer words have been spoken. Whether it is in Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, Dominican Republic, Cuba or wherever in Latin America.

[Vagabundo1]

This is Maya, the natalia queen look alike.

She is legit.

Probably not going to last long.

Darkroom Maya, Non Pro pick up.

Vagabundo headed into Centro on the 11 h20 bus. He toured some of the TDM33 prives, top girls there are 3206 (stephany), and 2414 (Gabi, who used to be at Belprazer as Ivy, a hot negra; Bia was occupied, negra, super slender fit). Again, Vagabundo texted Darkroom and since the blond Amber Lynn look alike Maya was available, Vagabundo headed over to Darkroom, where he fucked Maya (140 r and 20 r tip, two loads, a good time, and a good massage). The house is the best prive because of the 21st floor view from the lounge. Vagabundo texted ISGer Jingo who came over to darkroom and fucked Maya too -- so that was at least 4 clients she had today while I was there, haha. Pretty face, hot little blond booty, pussy a little sore maybe but a good performer.

So, then our two ISGer heros headed over to Cais do Oriente in Praca XV. Highlight was a smoking hot af AMERICAN negra, recent college grad, OMFG. Sometimes dreams do come true. Jingo assessed her date, a local, was gay, so move over, pal, the young Miss America needs to be introduced, biblically, to some of her Rio sisters for some international relations, how hot would that be, a AMERICAN black girl and a Brazilian mulata morena dupla with our hero, Vagabundo, as a sandwich.

So then, Vagabundo headed over to Uruguiana metro with Jingo, and headed to a swing party in Lapa / Gloria. Monique, a VM girl, is a great swing partner because she has a black booty that most men like to tap. Those men bring their white wives, who Vagabundo likes to tap. I bent over Seka and fucked her ass on a bed with a few other men gathered around, and that was just in the lower level, then upstairs, I did Seka in front of her husband and about 5 guys again. Monique was bent over with her negra bunda covered in baby oil. You have to bring a bottle of wine to a party.

[Speedman]

OK Gents, I will be back in Rio for 4 weeks starting in mid-January. Been 3. 5 years since my last visit. So beyond the COVID global disaster and the fact that the Reais is trading at 5 to 1! To the USD like back in the early 2000's heyday, what's the overall lay of the land?

Have and will be spending the time getting up to speed with all the great new and OG posters in this forum, but was just looking for any specific new life hacks for a mid-term Rio stay like 35 days. I have a spot I have always loved to stay at in Lagoa and have some of my favorite love motels lined up for particularly special get-togethers.

Any new hot spots for meet and greets in Ipanema, Copa, and Leblon? Non-pros and semi-pros.

How is the overall Termas scene right now in the Covid era?

Is it really worth it to get out to Barra?

My last trip Tinder was a major part of the non-pro and semi-pro scene, and it was excellent.

What's the overall vibe these days?

Have visited 5-6 times over the past 15 years, so have some experience and knowledge of course, but I have always had the most success listening and sharing with other like-minded adventurers.

As well, always open to catching up with any fellow travelers when I am in the "Marvelous City" from mid-Jan on. Thanks all. Speedman.

[Member #4729]

Yesterdays two sessions with a beautiful branca who reminded me of a Colombiana Paisa were too filthy, degrading, and graphic for the ears and eyes of the general public. Let's just say that in the aftermath the limpadoras received some gorjeta from the Zebra. The second occasion being the more hardcore than the first. Lest ye fret too much, the provider is a certified freak and was begging for more each session, suggesting fetishes that made the Zebra blush. Even now as we plan tonight's sequel she is advising me that she will not be eating dinner so that things flow more freely so to speak.

In addition to the lady in question I want to again sing the praises of the lineup here- it really is outstanding-a wide range of variety coupled with overall high bar of talent. I can't really speak for the service attitudes of more than 2 garotas, but going by this small sample, the forecast is good. As a general note I would remind all mongers that in a Terma its important to discuss the acts that will be performed and expectations before heading to the cabine- don't get angry that she only does CBJ once you've already purchased her time. Solarium is roughly equivalent to Monte Carlo in price, but there are discount opportunities if you pay cash. Currently this terma wins my vote for best in the Tier 1 category. Just remember it's a pain in the butt to get to Lagoa, check the traffic map before heading out.

[Sperto]

Interesting experience today at Danis M. I chose Lua. A morena clara, 18 years and quite new in the business. She is very beautiful and she knows it. She's a real bandida girl who thinks she's going to be the next Big-Brother-Brasil-star. Might be difficult to accomplish with a "Bad *****"-tatoo next to a AK47-tatoo. She started to explain that she doesn't do anal or kiss clients on mouth. That's OK. Then she spent 10 minutes in the shower admiring herself in the mirror. Her body is nice, small firm tits, slim, pierced pussy and a small ponyass.

When the sessions started she thought she was the one to decide how long the BJ would last and which positions to do. I told her kindly to quit the palhacada or I would change her to one of her colleagues. That made her change quickly. She performed just perfect and finished with BBBJCIM.

[Vagabundo1]

Likewise my good Sir, we shall continue down this Telegraph Road.

Well a long time ago, came a man on a track.

Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back.

And he put down his load where he thought it was the best.

He made a home in the wilderness.

He built a cabin and a winter store.

And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore.

And the other travellers came walking down the track.

And they never went further, no they never went back.

Then came the churches, then came the schools.

Then came the lawyers, then came the rules.

Then came the trains and the trucks with their loads.

And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road.

Then came the mines, then came the ore.

Then there was the hard times, then there was a war.

Telegraph sang a song about the world outside.

Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide.

Like a rolling river.

And my radio says tonight it's going to freeze.

People driving home from the factories.

There's six lanes of traffic.

Three lanes moving slow.

I used to like to go to work but they shut it down.

I've got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found.

Yes, and they say we're going to have to pay what's owed.

We're going to have to reap from some seed that's been sowed.

And the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles.

They can always fly away from this rain and this cold.

You can hear them singing out their telegraph code.

All the way down the Telegraph Road.

Well I'd sooner forget, but I remember those nights.

Yeah, life was just a bet on a race between the lights.

You had your head on my shoulder, you had your hand in my hair.

Now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care.

But just believe in me, baby, and I'll take you away.

From out of this darkness and into the day.

From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain.

From the anger that lives on the streets with these names.

'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane.

I've seen desperation explode into flames.

And I don't want to see it again.

From all of these signs saying "Sorry, but we're closed".

All the way down the Telegraph Road.

One could be forgiven for thinking vagabundos reports have a touch of the Walter Mitty's about them but having met the man yesterday I can confirm that although colourful they are factual.

He helped me out yesterday after being ghosted by a girl in Centro.

He introduced me to maya after allowing me to join him In the darkroom. And she is one hottie and she delivers with gusto.

His miss America was another hottie with whose number he walked away with.

Thanks for helping out yesterday and for the company, oh and for introducing me to the Cais do Oriente, a wonderful place to while away an hour or two.

[Jingo10]

Darkroom Maya, Non Pro pick up.

Vagabundo headed into Centro on the 11 h20 bus......

One could be forgiven for thinking vagabundos reports have a touch of the Walter Mitty's about them but having met the man yesterday I can confirm that although colourful they are factual.

He helped me out yesterday after being ghosted by a girl in Centro.

He introduced me to maya after allowing me to join him In the darkroom. And she is one hottie and she delivers with gusto.

His miss America was another hottie with whose number he walked away with.

Thanks for helping out yesterday and for the company, oh and for introducing me to the Cais do Oriente, a wonderful place to while away an hour or two.