Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Ibrahimovic]

Hollywood Massagens. Rua do Ouvidor 130, sala 707.

This is a cheap prive on the 7th floor in a commercial building. Only one girl available on arrival, two other ones that were in session. Was offered to wait around but opted to go right away with Mel. 50 reais for 20 minutes. Blonde girl with braces and fairly nice body, very fit ass. BBBJ that was not that great. Saw the rest of the girls leaving the place and no regrets for picking Mel, she was the best looking one.

Went on to Rua Carioca 59. A real trash puteiro. Three or four floors in a walkup with girls standing outside of their cabins trying to lure you in. This place is beyond discusting, tiny cabins with bedlinens that are probably not changed more often than once a month. Picked Perola that looks to be around 18-19. Very petite mulata, kind of cute facially and good attitude. Would only do doggy style in this place. Not adviceable to even touch those beds. 22 reais for 20 minutes. Pretty awesome value for money to meet such a cute girl at that price point that could easily work in a much nicer place.

[Love Bite]

Anyone have a good driver in Rio? I'll be in Copa area.

Hi,

I have a English speaking driver in Rio. Also if you need help with any other requests. Just PM for info and his number.

[Junior]

Anyone know how much condos are going for in the Copacabana area?

I looked at Century 21 and the cheapest 2 bd I found was $110 US.

AirBnb is big in Rio and has a ton of apartment available.

[Junior]

Anyone have a good driver in Rio? I'll be in Copa area.

If a non english speaking driver is ok, I have an excellent driver. Send a PM if interested.

[Komo753]

Yeah, I used it last time I was here. It worked for me, but it took some work as it's a dating app and non-pros take some work. Especially on a dating app. Used it when I was on the states and lots of flakes, sugar babies and a few pros. Tons of fake profiles in the states. Here (SP), sipe right on all you would be willing to bang. Of the few who like you back, show some personality and charm. My best pull from tinder was a sweet, normal girl from a good family (no crims or GDPs) who is half my age. It's become an LTR. Not really sure I want that in the land of ass, especially when she consumes the whole weekend! Be careful what you wish for.

My experience with tinder girls is they are looking for boyfriend material. One girl managed to see me at a concert with another girl and that was it for her. You can probably use tinder for the hookup girls. But I didn't find them. Good luck!

I used tinder in Russia and Czech Republic and I am now using tinder in Japan, I met many girls that are not pro, I never used tinder in Brazil. Tinder in the USA and Canada is a total joke. I also used tinder in Spain and Portugal where I met few girls.

The problem is not the application, it depends where you are located. Many people often judge the application.

I know someone that has had good experience with tinder in Brazil. It is easy to meet up with Brazilian regulars if you speak Portuguese.

[Larry David]

Tinder works in Rio like everywhere else. The app is free to use, but you are geo-locked to your actual area (where you are), whereas with the paid version you can search in other cities. You have to connect it to your Facebook account, I believe, to "verify" yourself and link profile pics / other pics and info from FB (including age).

After extensive use, I'd say at least 1/3 of the girls (at least the hot ones) in Rio on Tinder are GDPs. If you're looking for GDPs, there are better ways to find them. If you're looking to use Tinder for civilians, it's a bit annoying actually. The hardest part of Tinder is getting girls to plan to meet up. This may be a Rio thing. I know Larry David (I think) told me he was using it in SP and having a lot of success scheduling lunch meet-ups.....

Yeah, I used it last time I was here. It worked for me, but it took some work as it's a dating app and non-pros take some work. Especially on a dating app. Used it when I was on the states and lots of flakes, sugar babies and a few pros. Tons of fake profiles in the states. Here (SP), sipe right on all you would be willing to bang. Of the few who like you back, show some personality and charm. My best pull from tinder was a sweet, normal girl from a good family (no crims or GDPs) who is half my age. It's become an LTR. Not really sure I want that in the land of ass, especially when she consumes the whole weekend! Be careful what you wish for.

My experience with tinder girls is they are looking for boyfriend material. One girl managed to see me at a concert with another girl and that was it for her. You can probably use tinder for the hookup girls. But I didn't find them. Good luck!

[BrazilKing]

Anyone know how much condos are going for in the Copacabana area?

I looked at Century 21 and the cheapest 2 bd I found was $110 US.

[BrazilKing]

Anyone have a good driver in Rio? I'll be in Copa area.

[FuckAfMedDig]

How do I get a good list of spots to visit in Centro? I want to go down in either July or August of this year and I need some guidance. Outside of the main termas (4 x 4, Monte Carlo, Cancun) I need some help.

Also what are some night time options besides Barbarellas and Mabs?

(by the way my name should say former Brazil king since I haven't been in some years!

Night time options in Centro are Sub Solo from 11 pm -04 am Rio Branco. American bar round the corner form subsolo. Florida Bar praca maua. (gents? VM. Mosaico.

[Eric Cartman]

Could someone explain how Tinder works in Rio? How do you meet GDPs off the website? I have never used the app before, so I am not sure how you use it.

Tinder works in Rio like everywhere else. The app is free to use, but you are geo-locked to your actual area (where you are), whereas with the paid version you can search in other cities. You have to connect it to your Facebook account, I believe, to "verify" yourself and link profile pics / other pics and info from FB (including age).

After extensive use, I'd say at least 1/3 of the girls (at least the hot ones) in Rio on Tinder are GDPs. If you're looking for GDPs, there are better ways to find them. If you're looking to use Tinder for civilians, it's a bit annoying actually. The hardest part of Tinder is getting girls to plan to meet up. This may be a Rio thing. I know Larry David (I think) told me he was using it in SP and having a lot of success scheduling lunch meet-ups. My experience in Rio is, match with 20 girls, write to 10 who look OK after further review, hear back from 3, ultimately make plans to go out with 1-2 and then they flake / reschedule.

Perhaps you will have better luck. Please report back!

[Bravo]

Could someone explain how Tinder works in Rio? How do you meet GDPs off the website? I have never used the app before, so I am not sure how you use it.

[Rahsta]

How do I get a good list of spots to visit in Centro? I want to go down in either July or August of this year and I need some guidance. Outside of the main termas (4 x 4, Monte Carlo, Cancun) I need some help.

Also what are some night time options besides Barbarellas and Mabs?

(by the way my name should say former Brazil king since I haven't been in some years!

No real night time spots, that I know of. Just read Global00 post. He gave the addresses to a few spots. Once you walk around Centro to find the ones he listed, you will finds other also.

[BrazilKing]

What places did you frequent when you used to visit Rio back in 2006 thru 2010? Especially 2010 where did you go?

Club Help, Meia Pataca, and Karlas Models. We spent all day in the termas and then we to Meia Pataca and Club Help at night. What's available now?

[BrazilKing]

Centro has tons of spots. Prives and boates. Rio has more spots than Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo spots are spread out, in Rio at Centro you can walk to 20 different spots.

How do I get a good list of spots to visit in Centro? I want to go down in either July or August of this year and I need some guidance. Outside of the main termas (4 x 4, Monte Carlo, Cancun) I need some help.

Also what are some night time options besides Barbarellas and Mabs?

(by the way my name should say former Brazil king since I haven't been in some years!

[Rahsta]

Wow Rio isn't what it's supposed to be? Sao Paulo has much better though much more expensive (and less expensive options). Villa Mimosa is probably the "best" but it's pretty damn trashy and the pickings are few and far between, quite far, have nothing to add on the prices as those have been previously reported. The termas have a lot of older obviously single mom types, loads. As a city, centro, the night life in Lapa doesn't have many dance clubs and feels like a back water than anything modern. There's not much action in and around Copa. Rio beach area (EG, Copa) is really an old folks retirement community. Ocean's cold now. The people seem rather apathetic and the girls are doing first or 2nd wave feminism. I have met some awesome girls in Brazil just not in Rio.

I'll stop the harping and just ask for any other recommendations in Brazil. I've been to Salvador and that's a hard place to pick up. Someone mentioned Parana? Like Curitiba or Floripa? Belo?

Centro has tons of spots. Prives and boates. Rio has more spots than Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo spots are spread out, in Rio at Centro you can walk to 20 different spots.