Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Tottem]

Was that a joke? If yes. It's a good one!

If not, seriously, you've got to be kidding. For one thing, every well-known "massage" place in Centro will get you an hour for 150-200 reals with very cute girls. Fish in a barrel. You don't even need to get creative.

If you're still in Brazil, find my latest report (and tons of others that will send you in the right direction). If not, you should've asked before.

I have visited all places in Centro that is on GParena in price range "150-200 reals" an hour. And yes it really is like "fish in a barrel" in the sense "cod in a barrel". The boring cod they served you every Tuesday in school. You will for sure not find a Betta splendens in that barrel. If you consider those girls "very cute" I will call and book you an eye exam, or maybe you forgot your glasses while visiting?

Whiskeria 4 x4 and 65 have some good looking girls but many in those places are no better then what you will find in the cheaper massage salons in Centro. That brings the price to minimum 50 euro / 30 min.

I have the feeling that many guys in the Brazil thread live in the past and in their minds make the girls look better then they actually do to compensate for a slowly sinking ship and by that I mean the the economy here is such that good looking girls do not need to be in the profession anymore and I see a lot of potential for economic growth in the future. Also this "holy" Sunday irritates me like hell. Everything closed, you need a magnifying glass to find pussy. Imagine that in Bangkok on a Sunday. Not saying I like Bangkok more. Brazil is NO 1 mongering place on earth for performance + diversity + value for money. If someone claims otherwise then they have not visited.

I am still in Brazil and will just leave for a couple of weeks to hike Machu Picchu and then I will do Sao Paolo properly.

What I am claiming is that the days of cheap beauty is gone worldwide. Cheap from my European perspective means it makes financial sense to fly a long way to get the same level of beauty.

For an American all destinations are cheap. And I think most of the posters here are American.

[Xpartan]

My conclusion from this visit in Rio is that good looking girls can not be had for less then 50 euro / 30 min. If I have to quote a song like Vagabundo does then it will have to be "Sad But True" by Metallica. You asked me if I have to much time, take a look in the mirror first? None goes here in search of lyrics.

You will get good performance here for cheap that you can not find in Europe. But if your searching for a visually pleasing girl in both face and body then you will have a hard time here unless you are willing to pay the mentioned price above.

I have not been to Sao Paolo yet but I doubt It will get better there? If someone goes to Brazil thinking that he will get good looking girls cheap then he will be utterly disappointed. I write this from my perspective which is visiting independent girls in Malaga. In Malaga I can get same visual level for same price as here so there is no point in going here for the beauty. But if we combine beauty with performance and diversity then yes Brazil is No. 1.

If somebody disagrees about this then give me guidance to where those girls are hiding.

Was that a joke? If yes. It's a good one!

If not, seriously, you've got to be kidding. For one thing, every well-known "massage" place in Centro will get you an hour for 150-200 reals with very cute girls. Fish in a barrel. You don't even need to get creative.

If you're still in Brazil, find my latest report (and tons of others that will send you in the right direction). If not, you should've asked before.

[Mr Enternational]

If somebody disagrees about this then give me guidance to where those girls are hiding.

First of all you never mentioned the places you went to look for chicks.

[Tottem]

My conclusion from this visit in Rio is that good looking girls can not be had for less then 50 euro / 30 min. If I have to quote a song like Vagabundo does then it will have to be "Sad But True" by Metallica. You asked me if I have to much time, take a look in the mirror first? None goes here in search of lyrics.

You will get good performance here for cheap that you can not find in Europe. But if your searching for a visually pleasing girl in both face and body then you will have a hard time here unless you are willing to pay the mentioned price above.

I have not been to Sao Paolo yet but I doubt It will get better there? If someone goes to Brazil thinking that he will get good looking girls cheap then he will be utterly disappointed. I write this from my perspective which is visiting independent girls in Malaga. In Malaga I can get same visual level for same price as here so there is no point in going here for the beauty. But if we combine beauty with performance and diversity then yes Brazil is No. 1.

If somebody disagrees about this then give me guidance to where those girls are hiding.

[Vagabundo1]

Tuesday, Vagabundo went to a swing festa in Gloria.

Monique has become popular, and she sucked off all the regular guys, and is not taking it up her tight 25 year old ass.

There is no loyalty among hoars and the hoar mongering mongers who monger them and offer them to others.

So after the little swing festa, Vagabundo walked up to centro.

Some ISGers were at 65, where they were sessioning.

Vagabundo headed to 116, going through various backstreets, listening to Backstreets by the Boss, and to knopfler's eternal, Telegraph Road.

Vagabundo went to the bar in 116.

He found the first pretty young black girl with a nice ass and asked her whether she would bareback. "Vc fude sem camisinha? Sou limpio".

She was from caixis. She had two kids. She had a nice ass. She said yes, she'd bareback. Vagabundo selected half hour for 90 reais. Up in the cabin, she blew Vagabundo, then bent over, and she was wet and hot, and Vagabundo blew a load in her pussy.

Then he paid her an extra 15 reais, and got out of there ahead of any further upsell for extra prevention, because he is a vagabundo. He messaged her on zap (whatsapp), later.

He walked to Metro Uruguiana.

Along the way, a fat black girl started flirting.

Her wingman was a black tranny.

Since trannies have a habit of trying to grab their target, Vagabundo kept his distance, but the tranny kept cutting off his route, so Vagabundo took out the flashlight taser. They saw him take it out, and that was enough. He didn't even have to turn on the light much less make the audible electric shock zap.

Vagabundo got to the street vendors outside of Metro Uruguiaina, and took a seat to check with the other ISGers over at 65. None of them were coming to the metro, so Vagabundo headed back to Barra on one of the last trains. The Metro closes at 24 h, midnight, as does the BRT.

Vagabundo rode across from a very hot morena clara an a mulata on the metro. He tried twice to get the Morena's number. He was denied both times. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

On balance, Vagabundo was quite happy. Blowing a load in a real young woman's pussy is the key to happiness, even if the fuck lasts 15 minutes in a cabin with no lights. Her pussy was hot and wet, and she liked the fuck.

And so it goes. As Senor PM has been alluding to, it is better to be a monger with daily pussy in Rio de Janeiro than to be a rich world simp who is at the mercy of some women with power over the man's ability to fuck on command.

116 is basically VM (Vila Mimosa) East. It is similar talent to VM, often the same talent, as in the girl I called Midori, who was a legit pharma student, with a super tight negra anal passage that she gave up. The same game can work at tier 1 termas, indeed, I have made it work, often, and will again. But sometimes, it is great to just roll in and show your recent test, and get it BBFSCIP.

The only thing that some of these places like 116, 4 x4, Mosaico, and Perola Negra lack is Springsteen -- but DJ Vagabundo is going to change that. My mission is to bring The Boss to Rio fucking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oID_fZDtcs0

One soft infested summer, me and Terry became friends.

Trying in vain to breathe the fire we was born in.

Catching rides to the outskirts, tying faith between our teeth.

Sleeping in that old abandoned beach house, getting wasted in the heat.

And hiding on the backstreets.

Hiding on the backstreets.

With a love so hard and filled with defeat.

Running for our lives at night on them backstreets.

Slow dancing in the dark on the beach at Stockton's Wing.

Where desperate lovers park, we sat with the last of the Duke Street Kings.

Huddled in our cars, waiting for the bells that ring.

In the deep heart of the night they set us loose of everything.

To go running on the backstreets.

Running on the backstreets.

Terry, you swore we'd live forever.

Taking it on them backstreets together.

Endless juke joints and Valentino drag.

Where famous dancers scraped the tears up off the street, dressed down in rags.

Running into the darkness, some hurt bad, some really dying.

At night sometimes it seemed you could hear the whole damn city crying.

Blame it on the lies that killed us, blame it on the truth that ran us down.

You can blame it all on me, Terry, it don't matter to me now.

When the breakdown hit at midnight, there was nothing to say.

But I hated him, and I hated you when you went away.

Laying here in the dark, you're like an angel on my chest.

Just another tramp of hearts crying tears of faithlessness.

Remember all the movies, Terry, we'd go see.

Trying to learn to walk like the heroes we thought we had to be.

And after all this time, to find we're just like all the rest.

Stranded in the park and forced to confess.

To hiding on the backstreets.

Hiding on the backstreets.

Where we swore forever friends.

On the backstreets until the end.

Hiding on the backstreets.

Hiding on the backstreets.

Hiding on the backstreets.

Hiding on the backstreets.

Well a long time ago, came a man on a track.

Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back.

And he put down his load where he thought it was the best.

He made a home in the wilderness.

He built a cabin and a winter store.

And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore.

And the other travellers came walking down the track.

And they never went further, no they never went back.

Then came the churches, then came the schools.

Then came the lawyers, then came the rules.

Then came the trains and the trucks with their loads.

And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road.

Then came the mines, then came the ore.

Then there was the hard times, then there was a war.

Telegraph sang a song about the world outside.

Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide.

Like a rolling river.

And my radio says tonight it's going to freeze.

People driving home from the factories.

There's six lanes of traffic.

Three lanes moving slow.

I used to like to go to work but they shut it down.

I've got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found.

Yes, and they say we're going to have to pay what's owed.

We're going to have to reap from some seed that's been sowed.

And the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles.

They can always fly away from this rain and this cold.

You can hear them singing out their telegraph code.

All the way down the Telegraph Road.

Well I'd sooner forget, but I remember those nights.

Yeah, life was just a bet on a race between the lights.

You had your head on my shoulder, you had your hand in my hair.

Now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care.

But just believe in me, baby, and I'll take you away.

From out of this darkness and into the day.

From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain.

From the anger that lives on the streets with these names.

'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane.

I've seen desperation explode into flames.

And I don't want to see it again.

From all of these signs saying "Sorry, but we're closed".

All the way down the Telegraph Road.

https://youtu.be/_4E_924b9SU

Hey Eddie, can you lend me a few bucks?

Tonight, can you get us a ride?

Got to make it through the tunnel.

Got a meeting with a man on the other side.

Hey Eddie, this guy, he's the real thing.

So if you want to come along.

You got to promise you won't say anything.

'Cause this guy don't dance.

And the word's been passed, this is our last chance.

We got to stay cool tonight, Eddie.

'Cause man, we got ourselves out on that line.

And if we blow this one.

They ain't going to be looking for just me this time.

And all we got to do is hold up our end.

Here, stuff this in your pocket.

It'll look like you're carrying a friend.

And remember, just don't smile.

Change your shirt, 'cause tonight we got style.

Cherry says she's going to walk.

'Cause she found out I took her radio and hocked it.

But Eddie, man, she don't understand.

That two grand's practically sitting here in my pocket.

Tonight's going to be everything that I said.

And when I walk through that door.

I'm just going to throw that money on the bed.

She'll see this time I wasn't just talking.

Then I'm going to go out walking.

Hey Eddie, can you catch us a ride?

[Tottem]

A Nossa Drogaria must have the cheapest tadafil in RIO. I paid 7 reis for 4 x 20 MG. 20 MG is the highest dose they sell and I bought it and didn't know what to expect. I am 34 and do not really need it depending on how many times I session in a day. I did notice a lot of side effects from that dose. Headache, strong heartbeat, feeling more easily out of breath, stomach issues and so on. These side effects I do not notice as much with same dose of sildenafil. So I will not be buying 20 MG tadalafil again. Now I have bought daily Cialis 5 MG instead at same place, 11 reis for 28 tablets. They are basically giving them away. I hope I do not get side effects from this smaller dose. Cialis is preferred because you do not have to plan you intake like with Viagra that only last for a couple of hours and takes 1 hour until it starts.

[AndreSingle]

Went tho Mosaico this Saturday night. Arrived at around 4 am cause I was crazy horny at home LOL. Chatted with two girls and one guy who was waiting for his friends roaming around at VM.

Did an one hour with Dani (white girl with redhead hair, got a couple tattoos, including a "bon appetit" on top of her ass, have fucked her a couple times before, all bareback but with no finishing inside her). Haven't seen her in around 2 months. She didn't let me bare fuck her too much cause she was mad at me LOL, ended up giving her a massive facial, unfortunately no pics. Once in a while there are some great talent there, it sucks this Saturday it wasn't that crowded.

[Spidy]

I will be in Rio in June, I will only have time for a massage. Where should I go for the best looking and most fun?

Checkout the Reports of Distinction (RODs) thread, for some places of interest.

A recent excellent first time report from by DrAxxx, may provide some answers, for good massage joints. Search for the link in the RODs and/or check early March, 2022, in this thread.

[Derdeered]

I will be in Rio in June, I will only have time for a massage. Where should I go for the best looking and most fun?

[Vagabundo1]

Well said, Senor PM.

Tonight, I did a swing festa. I fucked the meier morena clara in the middle of a swing party. I came on her ass, after fucking her ass, and her mouth. After a while it's just sex, the banality of sex, so I won't bore you with the details, but I really ploughed her hard, went from doggy style to just pounding her into the mattress, right up that tight ass, in front of a room of swingers, on a mattress, overlooking gloria beach and sugarloaf. I've been fucking this morena clara since at least 2015.

So, then I hit up the ISGers, and found a wingman, TBoy to go out to VM. We met at Gloria Metro, then metro-ed to Sao Cristavao. We walked into VM, and the street girls offered some good talent. This is how I went in with Chocolateluvr, who was a great wingman. TBoy is picking up porto, though. We walked past Mosaico. Monica Mattos Mosaico was on the veranda. We did not go in. We went to VM. Talent was weak.

It is Easter (Pascoa). After Christmas (Natal) in this Christian country, this is the major religious holiday. Even hoars go to their families and celebrate. We pagans go hoaring. Haha (or not funny, depende).

The disconnect is that Carnival Mardi Gras is the traditional blow off before the Easter season. But now due to Covid, Carnival has been rescheduled to coincide with Easter. This makes no sense to the Christian calendar, and as such, to most Brazilians who are on that religiously driven calendar. But anyway, Vagabundo got some new numbers. He texted one new VM contact, and she replied stick it up your ass (vai tomar see you). Oh well, it must have been my shitty Porto. We walked over to Motel Malaga. Motel Malaga is the best love motel near VM, and as such should be known to the savvy pussy hunter.

So Vagabundo got his nut off. TBoy is a good wingman (or spotter to those of us on the ground side).

When you come into Rio if you want good wingman / spotters, be a good wingman / spotter: have a decent cell phone, have a data plan, and watch your wingman / spotter to protect against cell phone theft which is the main threat. TBoy is all of that, so thanks.

Senor PM, you are truly a scholar, that Latin you quoted still has me contemplating life, and you are right. Carpe Diem. Seize the Day. Memento Mori. Remember you will die, indeed, you could die today. On that subject, VM and its surroundings is dangerous. We did not backtrack. We came in the northern route, and left the southern route. I got the vibe that the locals were spotting us for targets, the most likely scam being oh, you took pictures on your cell phone, so they send security to seize your cell phone. It didn't happen tonight, but it did when we were at the Superbowl Mosaico event several months back. To that threat, I carry a flashlight with a taser, which as a rule I have in one hand when I have my cell phone out in the other. It also helps to signal cabs.

Speaking of which indrivers canceled from picking up at Copa / Siqueira Campos, another reason I hate Copa. I finally got a taxi, and it was 75 reais, whereas indriver was quoting 30 reais. But the swing fest was cheap, and I blew a load, and we had a good patrol. So, it all worked out well to be a good night.

If you are unhappy, don't sleep well or are overweight / sick or worry about status you have already lost the battle. This is why a serene home, morning BJ and good workouts are needed.

[Pahllus Maximus]

There are all sorts of angles. For example, pro traders like IBC.com crap all over the "retail" bullshit with margin lending at about 2. 5% for 70% leverage. Don't worry about short term, use IRR or a mod Dietz to measure currency, dividends and gains / losses. Buy a mixed bag with great yield, Annaly Capital, Petrobas, and Japanese industrials etc where net yield exceeds carry cost. The USA is all about credit: other markets have no easy margin. It's cash down. As Vagabundo points out, markets often overreact that creates a mispricing that various options can be used. Its 144 A derivatives where the fun begins and what is called carry trade, borrow in currency X and earn in currency Y.

I never worry about get rich quick BS. As long as my game 16% annually I'm happy. Why? Because the rule of 72. Take a given rate. Put into 72. That's how long it takes to double in value. Thus 10% doubles roughly every 7 years. So my $ doubles every 4. 5 years (actually faster but I will not bore everyone on exponential math and reinvestment avalanche). Right now I'm into Russia, South Korea, South Africa, Japan, Brazil and China. 2/3 rds are unlisted companies or private club deals. Diversify: what is called non-correlated risk buckets. I have to track all the currencies etc but have some really nifty database tools that gives me really good intel, and I usually get about 20% a year since 1992. Been quite a ride. The Asian currency crisis basically set me up. Quality Thai and other companies sold at stupid prices. Also, read Nick Taleb to understand how all the MBA types and pseudo math babble are full of shit, and this includes the finest names in Wall Street that are corporate welfare queens. Lastly, if your mom cannot understand it, then there is a fool in the game, and most likely you.

It's just abstract shit. If you are unhappy, don't sleep well or are overweight / sick or worry about status you have already lost the battle. This is why a serene home, morning BJ and good workouts are needed.

[Vagabundo1]

Easter Sunday Carnival WTF.

So, you have this cognitive dissonance. Easter Sunday is today. Anne Amari went home to celebrate pascoa, after 3 pernoites for 600 reais plus food yesterday. But Carnival started. It goes to 24 April. Carnival is a religious holiday. So, it is really a secular tourist advertising event.

Anyway, feliz pascoa and happy carnival.

They celebrated end of summer 2 weeks ago.

There are stranger things in the world which are not computing, but this bizarre situation is what it is now in Rio.

On the subject of this board, hoaring, I think after the contrived carnival, then the girls drop their prices and the buyer's market commences for a solid 8 months.

Hallallujah indeed.

[Nounce]

I cannot predict war.....

There is a Tesla investor named LEO KoGuan. I read that he made billions trading only Tesla. I would not do it if he had told me to do it like him. LOL That is kind of the point I am trying to make.

I used to trade but I know I could not make close to what I can earn from my job because I diversified too much and bets often went the wrong way. Trades just washed each other out and became a distraction for me while I have a full time job. Nowadays, I only trade during big event that happens rarely because I can make money after the event but I still have my limitation.

Another monger showed me how much he made the last few years. The number over a longer period is larger than the number posted by PM. I think I could have done the same but that is out of my mental limitation because I would not make big enough trade to make that kind of number.

[Nounce]

Having "liquidity" or access to the cash value of one's assets must always be considered as an important part of one's investment strategy. Now, I for one won't be investing in any property in Brazil or anywhere else overseas. I've made that firm decision. No. I'll stick to doing that at home, and will otherwise do as others have suggested. That would be fly in, rent or lease a place for my time there (wherever "there" might be), enjoy the hell out of myself, and then GTFO exactly when I'm good and ready. No sooner and no later!

I bought properties out of necessity. The unintended consequence is that I bought in the right area and benefitted from the decision. Also because I had mortgage which is a leverage so a small down payment with large return in cases like mine.

Now if I used the same leverage and invested in a single stock, I am pretty sure I could make a lot more if I picked the right stock. Just to leverage everything you have in one stock is a very difficult to do while most of us don't have the same concern buying a house.

[SonicBoom1]

Indeed, you only live once. Epicurus said it far better than I can: Non fui, fui, non-sum, non-curo ("I was not; I was; I am not; I do not care" The best trade is snatches of joy that come and go. It is a fool that thinks they can one day live in a perpetual paradise (cue grey haired couples on a beach for a retirement village ad or Hawaiin time share scam) or be the richest man in the cemetery. Youth is wasted on the young. And it can all end tomorrow with cancer, stroke, heart attack, car crash, etc, and it absolutely will come for each and everyone of you reading this. We are doomed but live in hope.

We chase beautiful women, alive with youth and have the rare gift of freedom to bang them. There are many other things to have fun with. Investing in optimal mental and physical health, experiences and memories is what life is all about whilst we are here. Done the right way, we are living the dream, whilst it lasts.

Pretty funny, monger-philosopher, but all of us here are ultimately chasing fun and human connection.

100% agreed. I'm going to look that quote up.