Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

Just escaped from grey NYC, overjoyed as the plane left, thanks to the Long Island Rail Road and Penn Station getting me there with minimal aggravation. Arrived late with my driver waiting and a massage guy at home who gives really strong massages, paid BRL200 tips to keep everyone happy. Woke up this morning looking at ocean with a pretty young woman snuggling up to me. Just one girl this time. I was so tired after the trip I went to sleep after a BBJ. I'm happy to say that shelling out some $ for expert medical care of my mid 60 year old housekeeper (and quite reasonable, about BRL 18 k) she is staying on, relieved, grateful and more loyal than ever. A great investment. I think she treats me like a son, albeit one that walks around naked and bangs lovely young things in the sunshine by the pool. She just laughs at my antics and even brings refreshments to pace it out.

Vagabundo, check your PM, and maybe pony up some pics of Nina and Michelle Obama doppelganger I look forward to being part of a historic re-enactment of Bill Clinton and Monica.

[Axel Heyst]

Anytime is the right time to visit Brazil, but I would be aware of the big national holidays and plan accordingly. My last trip was in November / December and many clinicas (SP) were closed right before Christmas all the way through to a couple of days after New Years and the boates slowed down drastically during the same time frame. I didn't feel the lull thanks to my favorite girl with whom I had a very Merry Christmas and a happy, happy New Year. Carnival is something to consider as far as Rj is concerned. I avoid it like the plague, but a lot a guys might want to get into it. Up to you. Carnival in SP is a non-event that has no effect on our sport.

I prefer spring, summer and fall. Winter is good too, just bring a warm fall jacket and some base layers. Rain is a not a factor in my calculations.

I split my time 50/50 (SP & RJ) on my 1st two trips until I decided which town I preferred. Now I spend all my Brazil time, 6 weeks, in that city except for short 34-day side trips with my favorite girl. I have not taken her to Iguazu Falls yet, but that is on my to do list of short romantic side trips. I want explore the NE beaches someday, but I think that is a minimum 2-week trip, so it has been on my back burner for a while. My next trip is in June / July (winter) and I am taking a 3-day solo trip up to Campinas. It should be fun.

[Nounce]

I think I might pick October. ..

I also travel but I tend to stay in a place longer. I used to stay in Sao Paulo a few months at a time but now it is just a stop over for me because I found out there are so much more to explore. It's a great city. I think October is the start of raining season in Sao Paulo. I just carry umbrella and shoes for the raining weather. Plan your flight far in advance, otherwise it gets more expensive.

I am currently travelling with a few Brazilians. They arranged and prepaid everything before I arrived in Brazil. I just go alone for the ride. It's pretty interesting. There is no dull moment.

[Nounce]

...What are some suggestions?...

... Any help is appreciated.

I would try to go to an Avianca local office or call them to check. I am just thinking out loud, that will the odds be that I am the first US passport holder taking an Avianca flight and being turned away at late March?

Many of us have entered without problem. I don't even remember what airline I took. LOL. The check-in agent look at a different database, not their own online web site. I do have visa but did not print it and was not asked for it.

[Xpartan]

Do you recommend I book hotels on a day by day basi, so if I want to visit some place, I can just get a hotel there. Keep my options open.

I recommended booking a room for convenience ONLY for those days when you're exploring Centro prives and termas. I don't -- god forbid -- recommend booking every day for the duration of your travel. That's insane.

Why is booking a hotel in Centro convenient? Because:

1. There are loads of walking involved and you're not a machine (at least I ain't), so:

2. After touring the building (might take 2-3 hours or more), you can come back to your room and recharge. Take a shower and lie down (or lie down with a cold beer by the pool). Then rinse and repeat.

3. It's cheap. Before Covid I booked a 2-room suite at Granada for something like $25-30 (overnight rate). You won't find rates like this now, but $35-40 cash shouldn't be a problem. The trick is to get them check you in in the morning, rather than 3 PM.

I definitely need to see the falls.

Yes, you do. 3-4 days is enough, and it's one place where you'll hugely benefit from a guide with his own car. The distances are vast.

I don't know if I will like Sp for more than a night or two. There is no beach to go to in the day. Isn't SP a concrete jungle like BGC. What do you guys do there during the day.

SP is worth visiting. It's amazingly green, has some wonderful parks, food, and street art scene, and the P2P venues are legendary. 3-4 days away from the beach won't kill you, LOL.

I think I might pick October. I didn't realize the summer rained every day.

OK, I never said that it rains every day in summer. I said it TENDS to rain often in summer. Just to be clear, rains in Brazil can come at any time of the year, so don't get mad at me if get soaked in October, LOL.

[Questner]

I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.

My recent November in Rio was in 2021 and it was balmy and fantastic. This 2023 it was very hot overall. One of the ways to guarantee dry holidays is to choose ABC (Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao).

[TjBrazil]

I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.

I think I might pick October. I didn't realize the summer rained every day. I should be at my optimum weight by then to party surf and fuck. Since you live in Barra long term, do you travel to different cities and islands and go to the falls, or do you just stay where you are, most of the time, and bang chicks on the regular.

[TjBrazil]

Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.

1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.

2. SP.

3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.

4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.

5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.

6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.

7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.

However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.

Do you recommend I book hotels on a day by day basi, so if I want to visit some place, I can just get a hotel there. Keep my options open. I don't know if I will like Sp for more than a night or two. There is no beach to go to in the day. Isn't SP a concrete jungle like BGC. What do you guys do there during the day. I definitely need to see the falls.

[Vagabundo1]

I found this non pro at a TV shoot. So designate her non pro target 2.

Also I should be sticking to prives like recreioterapias.com.br.

As I say and bubba boy before go to termas to get numbers and socialize, but bring your own pussy to fuck.

Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

[Vagabundo1]

I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.

[Vagabundo1]

Be careful what you wish for. The hottest newest girl at the terma is not the best choice, actually, especially when she flakes on a pernoite plan 2 x per week at 600 r after she already upsold the deal from 3 x 500 r, and then asks for 800 r. The Brazilians have a term, ohlos grandes. Big eyes. When you see this, shut it down and: a) go to the other girls in the club who would be glad to take 400 r once or twice a week, b) centro terma or prive girls who also are glad to take 200 r for BBFS in a hotel, or 300 r overnight, c) a non pro girl, like a certain churascuria waitress loira (blonde) who the other night in the churascuria said I have a boyfriend but she was really saying I don't want you to talk to me in the restaurant because later she was glad to make plans on whatsapp, and after a long day of wiping, needs her hot little pussy sucked and fucked.

Ramble on.

By the way, Google Fi works fine for voice and data to the US both from a wi fi apartment and on the street, the esim can be loaded even in Brazil, and it is cheaper than Tmobile where the mobile data doesn't even work anyway. For local Hi speed mobile data, get one of your girls to get a higher capacity plan on a chip, and a mobile wi fi hotspot like a Netgear Nighthawk bought used on amazon will work, just go into a claro store like in Recreio shopping and get the right APN. Brazil is a nightmare for data and cell plans; there is a professor of law at FGV who advocates for free internet for all Brazilians and I concur, but it is a pipe dream, so much money is made by the rich and getting richer by fucking the poor by these whack job plans where the price for a little data is set at a super high per mpbs rate by consumers, who, like smokers, just keep lighting up, and paying some douch teleco exec exorbitant rates so he can afford that beach front condo in Recreio while he has the strippers from Paris Cafe bent over on some sex furniture and he is shoving bright pink usb powered dildoes up her tight little virgin morena asshole while he smokes some healthy non cancerous ganja, and some underpaid recent catholic school graduate administers the raping of the poor by paying stupid rates on their temporada chips.

Leave the world behind, but bring cash, lawyers, and train some martial arts.

Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.

[The Cane]

What cities should I visit. On a normal 7 to 10 day trip, I just stick to Monte Carlo, 4 x4, solarium, Centaurus, New York, mv30, DV, will try Casablanca next trip and that's it. Throw in a massage parlor or 2 and that uses up my 7 to 10 days. I feel if I'm here a month, the turnover of girls at those places won't be fast enough and I won't see enough new girls when I go back. That's when I think I might get bored. How do I keep the variety going for the whole month. Where else should I go at night.

If you're going to stay a month, then at the very least do a Rio / Sampa split. Those are the two best mongering destinations in the country. You could do a couple of weeks in each city. Between the two of them there will be more places for you to go to day and night than you can shake a stick (and your dick) at! If you've got the budget (and staying power) to keep steady mongering for two weeks back to back in each city then it will all go by really fast I guarantee.

[Xpartan]

What cities should I visit.

Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.

1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.

2. SP.

3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.

4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.

5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.

6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.

7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.

However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.

[Xpartan]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.

[Explorer8939]

January, February, March less Carnival. Water is always rather cool in Rio.

https://globorural.globo.com/previsa...-entenda.ghtml

Since you're planning on this year, then it's December. The better travel deals are in November.

In case of NGO work or volunteering you may need a visa for that purpose.

I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.